Thread 718264138

>>718264138 (OP)
>Aryan woman dunking on dindus
I will now play your game.

Are you fucking sorry!?

>>718264138 (OP)
Why don't zoomers understand what POV means?

>>718264138 (OP)
powerful

>>718264304
caitlin clark??

that's what you get for being a sportsnigger KEK

>>718264138 (OP)
This offends me, t. Lakers fan

>LeAirball
>LeBaby
>LeBabydick
>LeBald
>LeBandAid
>LeBench
>LeBeta
>LeBitch
>LeBlocked
>LeBoner
>LeBooty
>LeBrick
>LeBroken
>LeBronto
>LeBronze
>LeBrown
>LeBTFO
>LeBum
>LeButthole
>LeChicken
>LeChimp
>LeChoke
>LeChuck
>LeCockroach
>LeCrab
>LeCramp
>LeCuck
>LeDecline
>LeDiaper
>LeDick
>LeDiva
>LeDumb
>LeFail
>LeFlop
>LeFraid
>LeFraud
>LeGiveup
>LeGM
>LeGreedy
>LeHairline
>LeJUST
>LelBron
>LeMiss
>LeNeckstrain
>LeNodad
>LeNotenoughhelp
>LePED
>LePoop
>LeQueen
>LeQuit
>LeRefball
>LeRest
>LeRigged
>LeRoid
>LeShit
>LeSit
>LeShook
>LeSlip
>LeSoy
>LeStatpad
>LeSwept
>LeTears
>LeThargic
>LeTired
>LeTransplant
>LeTrash
>LeTravel
>LeTurnover
>LeWhine
>LeWho

>>718264138 (OP)
>sports ball
I don't really care

>>718264450
They genuinely don't.
They really think it means, "look at this".

>>718264346
I 'membah.

no globetrotters
no buy

>>718264138 (OP)
Aren't these games supposed to be a "realistic" simulation of NBA basketball?

>>718267104
Yes, and realistically women would beat men at everything if they could.

>>718264138 (OP)
>noggerhoop
No thanks

>>718266716
GEG

>>718264138 (OP)
So Cabron's the one throwing those dildoes

>>718264138 (OP)
>Caitlin has to play with the men to avoid being physically assaulted

>>718264138 (OP)
Is that the actual game? It looks like a mobile shit advertisement.

>>718264138 (OP)
bros...

>>718269392
ZESTY

>>718266716
>>LeRoidJENNNNKINNNNSSSSSS

>>718264138 (OP)
>vaporized LesBian "Queen" Janes from orbit
Gaykers sisters... it's over...

>>718264138 (OP)
i would care but theres 0% chance i will ever play any of those garbage games

>>718264138 (OP)
>6' woman
>dunking on 6'9" man
>she's never actually made a dunk in a real life professional game, ever

>>718264138 (OP)
This is the same shit as FIFA years ago which got ridiculous as the best players would end up being women due to the insane stats boosts they got

>>718267104
No, they're a marketing and merchandising gimmick. Realism is secondary. I don't pay any attention to the NBA, but even I have heard Caitlin Clark's name and knew she was a WNBA player, so clearly they know how to market their product. Not that I am gonna spend a cent on basketball junk, but that isn't the point.

How come sports game graphics haven't improved since 2008

>>718264138 (OP)
heh

>>718266716
>LeBetter than Michael Jordan

>>718270101
Same reason the simulation hasn't improved; it'll sell gorillions regardless.

>>718264450
Zoomers don't watch porn.

>>718266820
Why are you using a reddit term?

>>718270303
Fan is a stretch, but I'm tangentially aware of what is going on in the NBA and WNBA just from water cooler talk at work. All the WNBA players are pathetic. When they're not getting busted for trying to bring weed into other countries they're whining about pay or crying because green dildos are landing on the court or their weave fell off and some guy in attendance laughed at them

>>718270181
>Le 3-6 in the Finals and has a losing record against every single all-time great he has played against

And that Curriors team's record was inflated by being in the worst Pacific Conference in history. They played the post-achillies Kobe farewell tour Lakers, the Kings and Suns both in full tanking mode, and the choking Clippers with Blake Griffin hurt 2/3 of the year all 4 times a year

>>718270181
the players know
the fans know
the world knows
Leshills keep fighting that fight though

>>718264138 (OP)
>thinks about mounting him then and there
hawt

caitlin clark is overrated if she went in the nba she wouldnt score a single point

This is all just fantasy, right? Women are unable to dunk in real life, right?

>>718271491
>>718271583
Lebron faced tougher competition.
Lebron beat the 73-9 Warriors, a team that is a million times better than any team Jordan ever had to face.
Lebron is a passer, not a ball hog yet still is the top scorer in history.
Lebron has the best longevity.
Lebron is more athletic and versatile, Jordan can't even go left or shoot 3s.
Lebron can guard 1-5, while Jordan always made Pippen or Rodman guard the other team's best player like a coward.

LeGOAT > Jorbum

>>718264450
It’s his point of view.

>>718271993
I don't think anybody could answer that question. Nobody watches the WNBA and anybody who does is doing so one handed and probably can't focus that hard on the actual match.

>>718271993
>Women are unable to dunk in real life, right?
Correct. They no can dunk, but good fundamentals.

>>718272261
the fundamentals thing was a fucking lie
t. watched a few seasons due to a mild gambling addiction

>>718271993
There are some really tall women in the WNBA that can. But that chick in the OP is only 6 feet tall. The rim in NBA/WNBA is at 10 feet. She'd have to go beyond 4 feet to get it up and over the rim for a dunk. Keep in mind the best of the best athletic women on the planet can maybe reach 2 feet on a vertical jump. She's still got too far to go even with her arm outstretched to do it. She's not pulling that shit off, even less so with LeChoke guarding her

>>718272363
>t. watched a few seasons due to a mild gambling addiction
Good luck with that.
>>718272239
>Nobody watches the WNBA
I just don't understand the HUGE fucking push.

>>718272792
>I just don't understand the HUGE fucking push.
There is probably some NBA executive that figures that half the planet is women so somehow they can double their viewership they have with the NBA if they push the WNBA

>>718264138 (OP)
YASSSSSSSSSSS

>>718272968
women don't want to watch other women play sports. they want to see giant men with the physique of a Greek god.
only men watch women's sports, and only if the girls are pretty.

>>718272389
>when you have a lower ape brain which has robbed you of any semblance of impulse control

Why are you guys upset about this now? Women have been in basketball games forever and I don't remember there being any restrictions between picking a male or female team until the more recent games. They're just going back to how they used to be.
FIFA does the same thing iirc.

>>718274572
>only men watch women's sports, and only if the girls are pretty.
or if they get hurt
LOL
that's the best

>>718264450
because they don't need to.
as soon as enough morons completely misuse something, they become normal and you are now the outcast

>>718264138 (OP)
>WNBA is now mixed into NBA 2K26
>but you play as a bored spectator who happens to bring dildos
It's time.

>>718264138 (OP)
>lebron flops so much that he even lets a foid layup on him and flops

>>718266862
i had someone tell me they thought it meant 'picture or video'.
i asked why the hell we'd ever have to label videos and images in that fashion and they just shrugged

>>718264138 (OP)
>can't mix male and female sports in real life despite our desperate desire to gaslight the world into believing wahmen are equal to men because "professional" female athletes keep getting btfo'd by collage athletes so we're gonna put our wahmen power fantasy into video games that are pretty much exclusively played by males
I don't give a shit about sportsball especially not niggerball but rorumao.

>>718275231
>sportsball

>>718264138 (OP)
Same shit with FIFA a couple years ago: they put women in the game for virtue signaling but didn't adjust anything else. Two different implementations would've been rational and acceptable:
>men and women leagues are distinctly separated, the same rating system can be used
>men and women can play together, women's rating has to be adjusted relative to men's
Instead they pulled the most retarded scenario and allowed mixed teams while using the same rating system. So technically the in-game women players are just men with a different model and competitive on the pitch due to their stats, meanwhile in real life women national teams are regularly beaten to a pulp by 15-16 years old boys who play the pro team that's closest to their training base. Total nonsense. It looked ridiculous enough in FIFA already but mixing this shit with NBA where dunks, alley-oopes and screens are thing is just inviting trouble.

>>718271993
To add what >>718272370 said Clark is officially 6'0 / 157 lbs. Pic rel is like three years old but the situation it depicts is roughly the same. For comparison Lebron's latest measurements were 6'9" / 250lb. Imagine the hilarity if Clark tried to posterize him in real life!

>>718267104
NBA2k is a disgrace for the most part of the last decade. Year after year the "improvements" are minor at best but the MTX elements are more predatory and aggressive and the "pay2win" complaints from players were definitely around in the mid-2010s already. If you can find 2k17's Steam page (they de-list it after 2 years and shut down the servers - in a game where the last time you could play offline MyCareer was like 6-7 years ago - so you're "forced" to buy the new one) you can see how that already had a 29% rating after almost 19k votes. 2k25 is only "Mixed" at 59% because they finally bought their next-gen engine to PC. Unfortunately there's no alternative on the market plus NBA is popular amongst the youngsters.

>>718275231
>sportsball
Is there a bigger indicator that you're reading a post from a weak soiboy than this?

>>718274670
Isn't Mario not allowed to be with Peach?

>>718264138 (OP)
Kek I instinctively made a high pitched moan in my head for the black guy that just gave up on life.

that's nothing you used to be able to play with wizards and aliens and a literal horse

>>718275341
>>718275465
>I'm a heckin gigachad alphamale because I love watching adult men kick and throw balls around!!!

>>718275341
>faggot obsessed with watching sweaty men handle balls for hours tries projecting his mental illness

Don't you have a sportsball game you could be fapping to right now, fucking homo?

>>718275438
Basketball games with "realistic and accurate" stats are for fake fans. I don't give a shit.

>>718275465
Yea, when the post is some limp wristed retard faggot getting mad about a word that accurately reduces his gay hobby to how straight people feel about it.

>>718275925
u mad

>>718264138 (OP)
But can you undress WNBA?

>>718275710
>>718275772
>being this upset about sports
Why is /v/ like this?

>>718275710
>>718275925
People like you are why we're denied from a timeline where big budget dudebro cawadoody pajeet games are made to get no one else psyopped into dying for Israel except pajeets anymore and keep it as a containment for fpstards. We're seeing shit dying in real time now instead just because you want to be a female protagfaggot so much.

lebitch

>>718264138 (OP)
They did the same thing in FIFA a couple years ago.
Now we have 160cm broads, weaker than 15 year olds, who run and jump the same as Haaland.

>>718264138 (OP)
The only women from the WNBA that I respect is actually Caitlin Clark. She got the skills.

All other WNBA players are garbage and disgusting people that make me have black fatigue. Even the referees in WNBA are the worst referees out there. Those bitches act like usual suspects. I'm saying this from a prespective of a non white person.

>>718276813
tbf that's because you're not going to scale the overall ratings of the female players to the men, otherwise you'd end up with every female team being like a 30ovr. Looks fine when you do female vs. female matches, but it is strange when you see the 99ovr female player outperforming Messi or whoever when you have an intergender match.

>>718277529
Exactly. Then put them in their own game mode.
>But nobody would play it
Then why put them in the game.

>>718276813
soccer is a girls sport so that works

>>718277680
Why have the restriction? It's fun to do male vs. female competitions.
I remember WWE games didn't let you do that for the longest time and that shit sucked because you weren't allowed to make any neat situations anymore like that infamous SvR challenge where you had to beat The Great Khali with Mickie James.

>>718277879
Because nobody cares about wome's football.

>>718264138 (OP)
It is comical to see a white woman do a nog walk on an incapacitated nigger. EA hasn't made a good sports game since 2007.

>>718264138 (OP)
Lebum always tries to avoid a poster so I can see that happening.

>>718264138 (OP)
This is less realistic than a 14 year old 4 foot tall anime boys dunking on niggas

>>718277879
1. WWE is a fake sport, it's a theater production with stunts and a story. (Yes, you can make the point that so are other sports with organized crime, gambling and paying athletes to throw games and shit, but the NFL/NBA/MLB are generally thought of as legitimate professional outfits.)
2. It makes no sense in a sport where men and women don't compete against one another.

>>718278383
>It makes no sense
Does the in game casino make sense?

>>718278383
>It makes no sense in a sport where men and women don't compete against one another.
Yeah but its a video game tho.
>inb4 "it's a sports sim"
lol FIFA/Madden/NBA2k haven't ever been anywhere near the realms of reality and those games are more interested it selling virtual card packs to retards nowadays

i'm telling

>>718278597
What was he crying about?

>>718278678
Girl called him a nigger, supposedly.

>>718278678
She kept laughing at his bald spot.

>>718278678
she was saying mean things about him :(

>>718266716
LeRetire already

lel

>>718272389
that ape shouldn't even be free let alone on a basketball court

Did they add these to the game as well?

>>718278298
cute schnoz

>>718278597
it's no exaggeration to say that he's the biggest "superstar" faggot of all time

>>718275710
>t.

>>718270181
This is a stupid question I'm sure, but how is he the only one to do this, what about the other half dozen guys on his team?

>>718264138 (OP)
so can we get green dildos in the game too

>>718274949
this. zooms eat all their memes already munched on by someone else
these retards are now saying 'ragebait' instead of plain old bait which is pants on head stupid since every bait is a "rage bait"

>>718278597
Imagine thinking the crowd can be refereed lmao.

>>718275341
>>718276487
>>718276507
>>718279331
Why are manly badass chads so insecure about their love for adult men playing with balls that they impotently lash out like women whenever someone expresses disinterest in their obsession?

>>718279476
they can. lesnitch has had several people kicked out of games.

>>718279159
these are the only nets that will make contact with a flying object at a wnba game

>>718279159
can I get a bigger picture, bub?

>>718275710
Nerds who get upset at sports are seriously pathetic motherfuckers. Literally getting mad at people for enjoying things but still trying to act like they're superior.

>>718279520
The crowd is not bound by the rules and regulations of the basketball game which is only what the referee presides over though?

>>718279506
>sports are mentioned
>launches into elaborate homoerotic fantasies
Say no more, the answer is clear as day.

>>718279571
see >>718279506

>>718267208
I guess I can't really argue with that.

>>718279590
anyone working there can ask you to leave for any reason.

>>718279659
>ask
And that is enforceable why?

there has never been a more manufactured superstar than lebitch

>>718279597
>manly badass chad is so obsessed with gay sex he automatically thinks "playing with balls" is a homosexual innuendo when it's literally just describing what he's watching

>>718264138 (OP)
Holy fucking mogged. I love the WNBA now.

>>718279571
Sports are a racket for the Jews to make money off gambling addicts and to keep men too invested in petty bullshit to revolt against ZOG. Still, it's all half my family talks about on holidays, and I prefer it to talking about politics.

>>718279718
they can trespass and you'll get arrested if you don't leave.

>>718279730
They're trying pretty hard with Angel Reese, too bad she's too much of a nig.

>>718278597
You Lebron haters are fucking obsessed. Why do you even have this saved.

>>718279730
lewis hamilton

>>718279590
The ref doesn't actually kick them out the players are just so used to bitching at the refs for everything they do it for this too. The arena staff kicks them out because the player is screaming racism and it puts them in a awkward spot. If they don't kick them out then the player will continue ranting after the game about the racist league that lets the crowd hurl slurs at the players.

>>718279827
because it's funny

>>718279875
Hamilton came from nothing and earned everything himself.

>>718278597
yeah kill this guy with hammers... right here...

>>718270128
what? whats the story with the green goblin dildo?

>>718278883
What was he supposed to do? It was a fucking woman heckling at the front and disrupting players. Have some fucking self control and stop being an animal

>>718279590
staff can definitely throw you out for any reason. you gotta be a real dumbass for that to happen though.

>>718279520
>>718279718
>>718279902
>>718279271
Imagine if the races were reversed.

>>718279590
lol no
Even in something as chill as baseball you'll still get tossed and banned from the stadium if you do anything to disrupt the play or players.

>>718280019
>What was he supposed to do?
Ignore it and act like a professional?

>>718264138 (OP)
will somebody rip WNBA players from this game and put them in Virt-A-Mate?

>>718280019
shut her up with his game, like great players usually do

>>718280246
>Even in something as chill as baseball you'll still get tossed and banned from the stadium if you do anything to disrupt the play or players.
Oh I'm not saying you shouldn't if you're disruptive, but the referee enforces the rules of basketball and that's it. Why cry to him?

>>718264138 (OP)
I love when games do this.
When I’m in the mood to beat women it’s awesome and when I’m in the mood to beat men it’s awesome.
Only a win win for me.

>>718279931
>came from nothing
I know people love slurping up this line but Hamilton really wasn't as disadvantaged as he made himself out to be.

>>718278597
>>718278678
That girl was based!

>>718275592
Imagine buying Ultimate Team coins from your hard-earned dollars to give your team a boost then pulling a fucking female player. My reaction would've been the same.

>>718264450
Genuinely brainless following of trends.
>Anyone with enough braincells to rub together makes POV videos catch on
>Window-licking seal clappers want to he just like their funniest tiktoks
>Follow the template without even knowing what the shape means
>Cavebrains follow suit with even less awareness
>Eventually the untouched have their first encounter with POV in its bastardized form and assume that's its original look
You'll see similar patterns in media trend chasing but those at least get away with being shallow clones instead of just way off the mark/full inversion

>>718280293
TELLING THE REF IS UNPROFESSIONAL? KILL YOURSELF

>>718280523
Plenty of memes have become like this too.

>>718280602
The ref doesn't rule over the fans conduct, just the players.

>>718275231
>can't mix male and female sports in real life
Didn't they split baseball into genders because a woman was doing too good?

>>718266716
Why is LeBron one of the most hated American athlete? There are niggers who unironically want team USA to lose in Paris Olympics simply because he is there lol.

>>718270303
I don't give the slightest shit about sportsball, and I still took notice when Charles Barkley joined the Phoenix Suns.

You don't have to pay much attention to know that the WNBA is a fucking joke and literally exists only as a charity of the NBA.

>NBA GOAT flops and cries and complains every play
>meanwhile the NFL GOAT

>>718280772
>ESL
lol figures

>>718280772
Is that what your "gender studies" "professor" told you?

>>718280772
They need to bring back the trannies so women never win in their own sports again.

>>718280904
I'm not ESL but if you have an actual retort feel free to deploy it
>>718280923
If I'm wrong then say so

LeBron is the GOAT, MJkeks can cope and seethe their nigga played vs plumbers and milkmen.

>>718280787
annoying crybaby phony personality
also he lied about someone spraypainting nigger on his house

>>718280387
nta but as a referee, you job isn't just to enforce the rules and regulations of the game on the field, but also for anything that surrounds it. While rare, it is in the referee's jurisdiction to eject staff, coaches, fans, etc. that they find is becoming detrimental to the game or causing an unsafe environment to take place. Obviously the referee isn't throwing anyone out themselves, but what you'll usually see is that a player informs a ref about something off the field of play that's bothering the team whether that be some equipment issue, field/court issue, fan, etc. and if confirmed to actually be a problem the ref will get in contact with security or league staff to remove the individual or object from the area.

t. anon that used to be a referee (don't do it) and had to throw out people that were being fucking retards in the stands multiple times and even had to completely stop games on some occasions

>>718264138 (OP)
I'm not going to waste energy complaining about changes to a game series I have nothing but contempt for

>>718272029
Why did he lose to JJ Barea tho?

>>718281072
How did you confirm it was a lie

>>718280772
I have done absolutely zero research into this topic and know absolutely nothing about baseball, and I can immediately tell you unequivocally that no, a woman was not doing better at baseball than men, lol

>pay for game
>say word
>money stolen

>>718280293
Anon, being 'unprofessional' would be if he grabbed her and her boyfriend and snapped their necks, which I'm sure he wanted to do instead.

>>718264138 (OP)
Even Niggers were making fun of the fact they added the WNBA as an option for the first time, no one (rightly) gives a shit about feminism

>>718275698
HE'S ON FIRE

Post yfw Lola dunked on the monstars

>>718281541
>I have none of the facts but my pre-existing biases leave me confident
Well that sorts it then! My mistake :3

>>718280772
cant hit high speeds on pitches

cant hit as hard

what would they be good at exactly?

>>718281739
I'd let her dunk on me.

>>718281792
Well I don't think that's innate unless we're talking peak stats, in which case that'd blow out plenty of the male players too right? But more importantly the split wasn't exactly recent was it? I don't know what the records were like back then.

>>718281513
because he never showed proof it was true

>>718282181
Why'd you use all those words to say absolutely nothing?

>>718282181
bruh theres no split and there aint no way a woman is hitting 90mph on a pitch

So who's the true NBA goat right now then???

>>718282556
No one, the sport died when Jordan retired.

>>718280787
He's fucking obnoxious and he's nowhere near as memorable as Jordan, Shaq, Bird or a myriad of other, better, more iconic basketball players.

>>718281093
>(don't do it)
Why not? The answer's most likely super obvious given refs reputation nowadays but I want to ask anyway. Does it at least pay well?

>>718282517
Why do you read other posts if you can't understand simple sentences?
>>718282526
Baseball wasn't always segregated was it? Maybe I'm thinking another sport.

>>718282748
I love how Bird seemed like a nice mild mannered dude in public but was apparently a shit talking nightmare on the court. I miss players like that who could actually back it up.

>>718264138 (OP)
More options is good. I hate games that don't let you do whatever the fuck you want in the name of "realizm"

>>718264138 (OP)
Sabrina Ionescu on the Warriors will be supa litty ngl
I'd put prime Diana Taurasi with LelBron

>>718280003
>launch a memecoin with ur buddies
>throw a dildo at game
>everyone talks about it
>coin go up and you make 6 figures
>wait for coin to go to 0
>buy it all up and repeat the dildo
>make another 6 figs

>>718264450
because modern speech is so dumbed down they can only think in pre-canned slang phrases now.

>>718264450
>>718274949
>>718280523
>>718280640
Simply too dense

>>718282908
Bird was a fucking monster on the court
>wins a 3 point contest while wearing his fucking warm-up jacket

>>718282556
curry

>>718283383
And he made sure everyone knew he was better than them.

>>718282556
the man who defined and changed the game

>>718283842
The modern NBA was ruined by metafags.

>>718283949
> game is a giant middle finger to its fans

>>718274572
The Golden State Valkyries have a huge lesbian following, as one might expect from women's sports. But like everything, the LGBTQ are claiming the valkyries as lesbian allies or whatever, and I'm not homophobic, but just let the ladies play some basketball without making it about identity. holy shit

>>718264138 (OP)
Step in the right direction. Can't wait for boxing game with mixed gender match option

>>718270128
Did they ever land it suction cup down?

>>718282834
Pay wasn't bad (because it's hard to find people that want to be refs, so at least in my area they were willing to pay for you to stay), and I almost never had a problem with the players, but being a ref is an extremely taxing test on your mental fortitude. I always joke that if you want to be treated like an actual subhuman by the public, either murder someone, diddle a kid or become a referee because you're no longer seen as a person once you put on the stripes. You're just an object for dozens/hundreds/thousands of voices to dump their frustrations on and unlike players, the expectation is that you just shut up and take it all on the chin or else you're both seen as unprofessional and a target that can be manipulated through continued verbal lashings, and this is going to happen regardless of how well you actually do your job. I'm not afraid to admit that some of those refereeing days ended with me crying in my car because of how mentally beat down I was from all the shit I had to endure for hours on end.

Highlight of my career in that aspect was during a flag football game for 5 year olds where the head coach of one team charged at me just because his son got hurt during a play, as if I had any control over that. Also got cornered by a group of angry dads one time during halftime, but thankfully there was a security guard nearby that was able to shoo them away before they did anything. Given that /v/ still gets butthurt about Spec Ops The Line calling them meanie heads over a decade later, I couldn't imagine what would happen if an anon on this board tried to be a ref. Had a fuckton of new refs (usually teens just looking for a side gig) that ended up either quitting right after the game or just walking off the field after just a game or two.

tldr: neat job that paid nicely because nobody else wanted to do it, but you're going to get an ungodly amount of verbal abuse from all angles at all times. Feel free to call me a sensitive pussy if you must.

>>718264138 (OP)
As if sports fans weren't big enough cucks already.

>>718280602
>>718281643
zoomers really are fucked in the head.

>>718272029
>Gets shutdown by JJ Barea
>Disappears in the 4th QTR the entire Finals
>Outplayed by Jason Fucking Terry
LeBum has no business being in the GOAT conversation for the 2011 Finals alone. And I say this as a Heat fan.

Are they going to force all the pay to win dudebros to buy ssr platinum WNBA all stars with straight 99 stats to survive

>>718283383
>Walks into the Locker Room before the 3 Point Shootout and tells everyone they are fighting for 2nd Place
>Proceeds to win without taking off his warmups
>Proceeds to do it again the following year
Absolute GOAT trashtalker who could actually back it up with his play.

>>718283949
Why dont people take three point shots from the gaps on the sides

>>718264138 (OP)
>no contact
>crashes to ground and cries
wow it's like soccer(sic), how boring

>>718266716
what the fuck, Onions is unfiltered now?

>>718285062
Statistically less likely to make the shot.

>>718272239
This is fake news. We watch women's beach volleyball for that.

>>718284314
Imagine winning a bet on bottle flipping a dildo to land on the suction cup on a well polished WNBA court and they're all too weak to pull it off and you basically watch them jerking off the dildo on live tv

>>718285062
it's a geometric issue where opportunities for those shots rarely appear because of how spacing generally works

>>718282556
Alonzo Mourning. Trust the science!

>>718282908
I remember a former player or coach saying that Bird is the GOAT shittalker because when the topic comes up, people say names (like X and Y was good at it) but with him it's always concrete stories. Very true.

>>718284219
The WNBA is known to be a dyke league. Remember what Candice Wiggins said back in 2017 after she suddenly retired at the age of 29?

>“Me being heterosexual and straight, and being vocal in my identity as a straight woman was huge,” Wiggins told the Union-Tribune.
>“I would say 98% of the women in the WNBA are gay women. It was a conformist type of place. There was a whole different set of rules they [the other players] could apply.
>“People were deliberately trying to hurt me all of the time. I had never been called the B-word so many times in my life than I was in my rookie season. I’d never been thrown to the ground so much. The message was: ‘We want you to know we don’t like you.’”
>“It comes to a point where you get compared so much to the men, you come to mirror the men,” she said. “So many people think you have to look like a man, play like a man to get respect. I was the opposite. I was proud to a be a woman, and it didn’t fit well in that culture.”
>“Nobody cares about the WNBA,” Wiggins said. “Viewership is minimal. Ticket sales are very low. They give away tickets and people don’t come to the game.”

>>718285280
No I don't remember that, because I don't care about basketball, men or women. but that's sad to read.

>>718279506
Dudebro games are niche faggot. You must be a faggot in denial yourself since you insist upon this matter so much.

>>718280787
He's the kind of guy who'll have a book open on the first page because he's ashamed of his educational background and too insecure toa actually change that.
He's just a really annoying person.

I might play a WNBA game if all the players were in bikinis and they constantly got into fights with one another. Rolling around on the ground, slapping and clawing at each other. If there was a slim chance for a nipple to pop out during their girly fights even better. Also, there should be a post match scene set in the shower rooms. I don't want any tranny bullshit. No lesbian crap. I'm not a tranny. Just good all foxy boxing and shower voyeurism. Then I'll play your women's basketball game.

>>718282556
the guy described in this post >>718283157

>>718282849
Name a pro sport that is NOT segregated. A single fucking one.

>>718281093
May I ask for what org and team ???

>>718286660
>Name a pro sport that is NOT segregated
E-sports have no dudebro game.

>>718272389
I think that's a foul. Ref sleeping on the job.

>>718284370
lol I was very much expecting the verbal lashing part, I'll guess the chance of a ref getting talked to nicely while on the clock is about 2%, I was not expecting the physical part and getting cornered by dads.

I'll give you some shit, but I'd never take that job myself unless I really needed money, too much headache for too little appreciation, unless you windup circling around at some point to not giving a shit at all, then it seems ok.

>>718286996
I said pro sports, not e-faggotry.

>>718264450
technically in this case it could actually be correct.

>POV: Caitlin Clark in NBA 2k26 My Team
Unless you're going to get inside of your going into games machine and play as Caitlin Clark in first person, this is what you'd see if you used Caitlin Clark in your NBA 2k26 My Team. Maybe. I dunno how NBA 2k26 works, maybe it does have a first person mode. Using POV here is stupid in the first place, in the same way as using "Be me" in greentexts is pointless, but it's technically accurate.

>>718286660
Boxing

>>718275231
QRD on the "sportsball" term? Why is it making people seethe?

>>718287217
It's a lame attempt to seem "smart" by pretending you don't know what sport is being discussed.

>>718287217
sportsball is just a catchall term for sports
it makes the sportsfans mad because they're always mad anyway that their team fucking sucks this season

>>718278597
How does the most successful basketball player of all time have such a fragile ego?

>>718287217
Just fucking say 'sports'
Not all of them are played with a fucking ball.

>>718285878
>he's gonna retire with 1 ring

KWAB

>>718286660
technically none of the male sports have rules against women; it just doesn't matter for obvious reasons

>>718287060
TND

>>718287078
>I was not expecting the physical part and getting cornered by dads.
I got off easy when it came to that actually lol. There's no shortage of horror stories you can find about refs getting the shit kicked out of them.

>>718287343
Sportsball

>>718270181
lepointfarm

>>718287217
Anyone that says "sportsball" can safely be assumed to look like pic related

>>718285217
Do they make dildoes with a weight distribution so that if you threw it up high enough it would almost certainly do just that?

>>718287343
The point is to make a sweeping generalization while also ensuring you know that we don't give shit about your gay grab-ass game.

>>718264138 (OP)
Can you throw dildos at them?

>>718287406
Women's sports don't have rules against men either anon, because they can't define what a woman is

>>718264138 (OP)
That's hilarious and I love it
Can the white wimminz win fights against the BBC?

>>718287513
Sportsball American

>>718287217
memes

>>718287558
And I'm ok with that.

>>718280772
Didn't a professional women's soccer team lose to a high school soccer team once?

>>718287501
Any dildo that includes the balls inherently has that.

>>718287494
faggots that cry about "sportsball" are certainly no better.

>>718267104
No sports game made by EA has been "realistic" since they started the gacha system for players.
Once team and fantasy passes got introduced, it all just became how much money you could pay for 5 star players. Nothing else matters. Actual performance? Who cares. What matters is how many stars a player has. Even if the guy is a complete loser IRL if he has enough stars, he becomes literal god-tier superman barreling through dozens of people despite being 5'9".

Why do you think people call this shit slop? it's literal and factual slop.

>>718287634
In several different sports that has happened now. Soccer, hockey, Australian football, swimming, athletics, tennis, etc. Women are just nowhere near as good as men at physical shit.

>>718287558
most women's sport explicitly do have rules against men and this whole trans fight is some of the dumbest shit in existence. It's as sad as it is hilarious

>>718280787
Because his entire career is comparing him to someone else.

>>718287632
This is offensive, the tranny should be painting horizontally, not vertically.

>>718279438
>This is a stupid question I'm sure, but how is he the only one to do this, what about the other half dozen guys on his team?
I think it was the whole team and the writer is retarded

>>718284370
Spec Ops: The Line is objectively trash though

>>718287668
Probably closest to this on average since only other nerds would encounter someone that uses the term

>>718286660
well, technically there's no rule in the NBA, NFL, MLB or NHL that says women can't play in them

>>718287796
Stop with the mansplaining

>>718264138 (OP)
>woman
>jumping
WHAT?

>>718287751
I see it as a good thing and absolute win. Either women get btfo, or trannies do.

>>718287634
At least once. I'm pretty sure a few different women's league groups have tried similar stunts, and gotten suitably wrecked. I know there was that MMA tranny that destroyed a woman competitor a while back. I think that was what really started the pushback against men in women's sports.

Who the hell is John Madden anyway?

>>718284370
could you at least supplement your income with bribes?

>>718287757
Sounds like a choice you made

>>718287971
He was a really good sports coach back in the day who eventually became the face of the NFL because he was in every commentary booth and started the trend of "Four guys sit on chairs and comment on the match while it's live". That didn't used to happen because live recording technology wasn't mature enough to let someone sit in a booth away from the match, watch it on a telescreen, while also showing the telescreen at home for the viewers. Fox started that, and Madden became the face of it.

As for why it's the only football game: There used to be dozens of football games up until the NFL auctioned off its video game rights and then forced all the others to close. Late 90's football games were the best because there were so many to choose from, now there's just Madden and it fucking sucks.

>>718288092
Maybe, but being a massive crybaby with an inferiority complex about it is a choice he made.

>>718272261
When you say good fundamentals, is that in reference to the other professional players in the league or in comparison to the untrained and amateur groups?

>>718275341
To answer seriously, sportsball is a good catchall term for every sport that exists eapecially the ones that have the highest amounts of interest i.e. football, soccer, and basketball

>>718286660
>Wasn't always
You realize there are moments in time beyond, notably prior to, our current one right?

>>718275698
And that would still be more realistic

>>718288228
No, it's a reference to Futurama.

>>718287957
>I know there was that MMA tranny that destroyed a woman competitor a while back.
He didn't destroy just a woman competitor, he destroyed the whole fucking bracket and came out in the top 5. The ones who beat him did it purely on technical skill and points.
This is because he was number 48 in the men's bracket. Almost to the point of not qualifying at all because he didn't have strength and he wasn't technical.

>>718287634
>once
This pic is from 2022.

>>718287723
Many players are unaware but this is how Andrew Wilson became CEO of EA: he was the one who introduced Ultimate Team into FIFA a few years prior. And he was Riccitiello's direct successor, meaning the well was poisoned back in 2013 already.

>>718275698
I miss fantasy super-sports

>>718279438
AI is dumb.

>>718281739
lola....................sexo........................

>>718288228
What we mean is fundamentals is all they have. They don't showboat because they physically cannot. When 'fans' say it, it just cope, because they aren't really that great at the fundamentals, either.

>>718288593
>I hope you're enjoying this you fat pig
Iykyk

>>718281026
Alright then, you are unequivicably wrong, there is a reason women have to use large balls after all, which they are easier to see and therefor hit, and for women wont change much on the highest speed they can throw, its why they do the windmill with their arms instead of like the men

>>718288462
I wasn't even aware MMA had a point system. How often is that actually used?

>>718281739
>>718288593
This game had no reason being as fun as it was and I didn't even like sports games. Use to play it with my cousin a lot as a kid.

>>718282181
Again wrong on every statement, they are weaker, slower, poorer hand eye coordination, cant track fast moving objects as well, they cannot compete in the slightest

>>718288671
idk but I wanna know

>>718277791
This is why women's soccer is the one female sport I don't mind watching. If the guys are going to dive and bitch all over the field like women, I might as well watch actual women do that, final scores don't change that much either for either gender. Meanwhile trying to watch a WNBA game where the girls can't even dunk and shoot like shit is painful.
Insane amount of lgbt flags being flown around the goal nets tho, can't help but notice that each time I catch a NWSL game.

womens tennis is better cause the matches are shorter

>>718269771
BUT GOOD FUNDAMENTALS

>>718288738
https://www.sportingnews.com/us/mma/news/mma-scoring-explained-points-system-judges-rules-ufc-mma/m3yxbktzq5osuieax6qkmlny
A bunch, actually. It's important because not having it would just become hiring the biggest fridge of a guy imaginable to pick up a guy and slam him against the fence.

>>718288879
This is a blue board anon
so definitely don't search for lola bunny lost the match deepstroke and definitely don't click on the rule34video link

>>718280019
stop being a nigger

>>718289074
I mean, isn't that what weight categories are for?

>>718264138 (OP)
I fucking chuckled so hard

>>718288983
Dont they also wear skirts?

>>718289220
You can absolutely have someone who is top-heavy for their weight category, like the tranny who beat the shit out of dozens of women. He is in the same weight category as all of those women he destroyed just because of that technicality, but isn't dominating because he has no technical skill to speak of outside of the fact he has way higher bone/muscle density. You can have this discrepancy even between people of the same sex.

>>718288901
>spoiler

That's just american soccer in general

>>718288983
People usually dunk on soccer guys being fags, but tennis guys are easily the biggest faggots I've ever seen on television. Remember seeing a match where a player went on a minutes long argument with the ref over a call and I don't know how the hell that sport doesn't allow the ref to just say
>"Shut the fuck up and play the game, or you're getting DQ'd."
Other sports allow players to chrip at the refs, but if you do it for any longer that a couple seconds the refs stop taking your shit and you get tossed because it holds up the game otherwise.

https://youtu.be/9fddt7RkCVI?si=4SVYnZhFT_ZFz2Nt&t=39

>>718289297
Fair enough. As I'm sure you noticed, I don't follow MMA. What I've seen looks like scrawny boxing where clinches turn into chokeouts and kidney punches. Also an unhealthy willingness to roll around on the mat.

>>718264138 (OP)
sex with tall women

>>718289449
Yeah, that's why you'll sometimes see webms of people wanting to start out the fight on the ground, on the mat. As in laying backwards the second the round starts. If you're fighting a lithe little boxer who is known for kidney punches, you don't want to be standing upright with them.

>>718289649
literally the only way they could fill those seats.

>>718289649
mamba has a point here
people might watch women's basketball again

>>718289649
Holy Based LMAO

>>718289081
Thanks for the advice chum, I won't do those things

>>718264138 (OP)
Lebron flopped

>>718289832
>>718288879
>When lola was just the sexy bunny and before they turned her into manic pixy girl in the nu looney tunes
I'm probably the only person who remembers that.

>>718289910
I prefer nu looney toons Lola. Original is definitely hotter, but she had zero personality. New version of her actually made me laugh a couple times, especially when she was with Daffy.

>>718289437
tennis players have to be the biggest bitches ever.
Like that one time the meme black woman whose name I forgot pitched a literal screaming fit until the ref overturned a decision in her favor that won her the game over some Japanese girl

>>718267104
No. They're about selling microtransactions to black people.

>nigger jew worship thread
Has this site really become so brown?

>>718289910
Plenty of people do. Nobody really talks about it because that Lola was fucking boring. Pre-woke GRRL power junk. Looney Tunes Show Lola has a personality and character that actually fits with her contemporaries.

>>718279438
Kyrie Irving hit the winning shot.
That image needs an *

>>718288901
Surprised to see a full stadium. Is women's soccer popular in America?

>>718270181
Jordan was the 70 win team. He didn't have to beat Goliath because he was the Goliath unlike that shitter Lebron who'd been the David his whole career.

>>718272029
>Lebron faced tougher competition.
part of this is because his own teams never have lottery picks.
Because he automatically carries any team into the playoffs/finals.
>Lebron beat the 73-9 Warriors, a team that is a million times better than any team Jordan ever had to face.
Curry suffered an injury that offseason.
>Lebron is a passer, not a ball hog yet still is the top scorer in history.
doesn't lead the league in assists despite being "pass first". Hell, doesn't even crack top 3 all time.
>Lebron has the best longevity.
Kareem has a comparable career, and john stockton maintained peak output for longer (without vanishing in regular season games).
>Lebron is more athletic
Relative to the league? Only in specific aspects. He's never matching mike with first step speed and vertical.
>and versatile
offball bron is painful to watch.
>Jordan can't even go left.
Jordan sealed off his 6th championship going left.
>or shoot 3s
As if lebron can shoot 3s at an above average level.
>Lebron can guard 1-5
this has to be one of the biggest myths. Lebron's career has always been practically haunted by 4s and 5s.
Lost to KG in 08. Lost to Dwight howard in 09. Lost to Timmy inn 10. Lost to Dirk in 11. Only won in 2012 because they added shane battier, a defensive specialist. Won against timmy in 13 on an all-time last second shot from Ray Allen. Lost against Timmy again in 14. 15~16 are legendary showdowns but it's worth noting that as soon as GSW added a lengthy shooter (KD) bron got beat back to back. The 2020 run had 3 (three) bigs dedicated to jokic (havale macgii, AD and 3 time DPOY dwight howard).
Bron defending bigs is a passable substitute, it's never been an ideal solution for anyone who makes all-stars as an offensive big.

Anyone got the webm of a girl falling on another girl in basketball and grabbing her boobs?

>>718291278
No but I know which one you mean.

>>718288212
Is he really though? Seems like he's enjoying it

>>718289801
>Jordan meatriders want this off the internet

>>718291876
>2 famous people are at the same place at the same time
nigga you dumb

>>718287634
>once
It happens almost every time a women’s team faces a boy’s team

>>718291938
Which is what you posted

>>718272389
>>718287060
If you're white and play apehoop you only have yourself to blame. If you're white the only sport you should play is hockey.

>>718284219
that's because the PNW is a mecca for lesbians.

>>718291980
Are you confused that there are different people behind Anonymous? Not every poster besides you is one person.

>>718285878
Why can't this overrated ahh nigga win another chip?

>>718292312
Then don't reply for other people retard

>>718287751
trans women are real women, chud

>>718292392
Don't dare try and tell me what I can do you bitchtits having faggot. I can comment on anything I damn well please and you'd do best to remember that.

>>718264138 (OP)
Why didn't she teabag him

>>718292489
Bitch. In your feelings like a woman already.

>>718288901
soccer is a ladies' game anyway. watching men's soccer is like watching men's softball.

>>718288508
>Boxx
>Took on a whole team of high schoolers
>Can barely walk

Nice.

>>718292545
That's not feelings that's me telling you I'd fuck your asshole until it bled.
That's you not understanding I'm the dominant one here, pussy.

>>718290962
SINCE WHEN DID /v/ WATCH SPORTS??

>>718292010
any form of winter sport filters the nonwhites very effectively.

>>718264138 (OP)
Could a 'roided out, 6'9" 260lb gorilla really be bodied by someone who has zero muscle or athleticism like that?

imagine the smell

>>718280787
Because he kicked Kobe's ass. That's the problem. Michael Jordan's protege and largely a clone player. He retired and then LeBron joined his team to end things off with his own career.

He had 'some' haters before then, but they were not maniacal until his recent stint with the Lakers.

Every single star Jordan fans picked to 'stop' LeBron from winning anything, were not winning themselves.

It was okay as long as Kobe was alive, because he was more popular and could mediate the situation with his intellect and careful words. He actually faced Jordan, which naturally made people put him on that level of stardom, but he died and his fans got bitter towards LeBron who now permanently inhabits their team.

Most of it stems from the aging LeBron not 'quite' winning as much as he should, despite literally excelling at every aspect of basketball, so people are frustrated on both sides, because others wanted him to lose more, so he couldn't compare favorably to Michael Jordan, (more specifically Jordan's opponents like Larry Bird and Magic Johnson) but others wanted him to win more, to make the decision more obvious without reading records and advanced metrics to do so.

He's basically modern day Wilt Chamberlain

>>718269674
kek

>>718293431
>Wilt
Can't believe how much of a jobber this guy is when not in the regular season.

What can we do to free basketball Americans from the shackles of NBA2K, FIFA, and CoD?

>>718293595
Everyone hates NBA 2K tho, look at Steam reviews, look at videos. And yes the complaints are from the normalfags playing them, not the weeb nerds who hate sports games.

>>718292493
She has NO tea.

>>718293595
We do NOTHING. The black nerds have seen the light and accepted Dragon Ball. Also, support your local black goth women.

>>718293595
Bring College Football to PC pls and I'll never play another FIFA or NBA2K game again
t. baskeball american anon

>>718291673
Wholesome.

>>718291673
Hot

>>718293431
Ok but 7>3

>>718266170

Hell yeah. All the men love her!

>>718264450
>/sp/ thread
>on /v/
>retardation x2
>third post trails a Kleidion line of dumbfucks who don't realize "POV" was used correctly here

>>718278597
>>718278678

>>718266716
LeBalco

>>718291278
That was handball, Anon! Or are you talking about another webm?

>>718289801
>>718291876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG1D2G8d7wE

>>718293595
People often plays sport games b/c their friends do it as well and thus it becomes becomes their circle's "main game". So they're incentivized to get it year after year, especially that the lack of improvement means they're familiar with each release out-of-box. That's a hard cycle to break even if the product is shit. Probably the best bet would be a promising indie attempt (like Undisputed was for boxing, too bad it turned out to be a great disappointment) as ditching the game doesn't mean you stop liking basketball itself. As things right now even those who's genuinely the fan of the sport and remain strictly solo play it as there's no alternative.

>>718293431
>literally excelling at every aspect of basketball,
Stat-padding is not excelling bro

>>718287751
the problem is feminists don't care about competition or sports. that's why they're ok with men in women's sports.

>>718296398
I did that to a girl in middle school. after school club stuff, and me and the other kids were fooling around playing basketball. She tried to cross me but was too slow (woman moment) and I accidentally ran into her. I wasn't originally going in for the grope but it was one of those "think a thousand things in a fraction of a second" moments. I got one arm behind her to stop her from hitting her head on the floor, and my other hand on her tit. she was flat (a year below me)

>>718264138 (OP)
LEFRAUD JAMES??

>>718282556
The autistic horse guy from Sombor

>>718289649
LMAOAO

>>718289649
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>718269825
I remember this. They gave the womens US team five stars while teams like Barcelona only got four.

>>718289649
>valuable loot starts dropping once your character is upgraded already
hate when this happens

Lol the west exposed lebron for running in the easy ass east for all those years

>>718280519
>Imagine buying Ultimate Team coins from your hard-earned dollars to give your team a boost then pulling a fucking female player. My reaction would've been the same.

Imagine wasting your money on gamba.

JOKIC WILL NEVER WIN A RING AGAIN
(Luka will never win once, lmao)

You lose

>>718269771
women arent even allowed to dunk
or was it because its too high for them? i cant remmeber, i dont watch WNBA

>>718264138 (OP)
Can you make them wear bikinis? Oh wait, right, WNBA are all uggo stikks.

>>718294239
>I'll never play another FIFA
Play PES (Not E-Football).

>>718280787
Statwhore because he's a hoarder also a crybaby bitch also also seething at Luka ALSO his fucking meatriders online.

What is it with people being outraged at trannies and the integrity of women's sports, but then also dogging and dunking women's sports any other time it's brought up?

>>718298393
They just can't. You will get a dunk about every other game, but not often.

>>718298596
because trannies aren't women and I hate trannies even more than I hate women

how is this hard to understand anon? it's not even contradictory

>>718298596
They hate both. Not hard to understand.

>>718275231
Triggered the golem who watch modern 'sports'

>>718298646
>>718298748
If you're not going to watch it or are even spiteful to it why do you even care? Plenty of times my dad has openly mocked women's sports, how retarded it is, why is it on tv, who gives a fuck, then trannies come in and he tries to act like he's some big savior that cared so much about it. It's retarded and phony.

Jordan > LeBron btw

>>718299069
Not really. Jordan was a big fish in a small pond. All the teams he faced in the finals weren't even champions at the time. Lebron had to face dynasties. Lebron's career was in a more international league with way more killers. Also, Lebron beating the 73-9 Warriors is more impressive than anything Jordan ever did.

>>718299069
Still is. When LeFraud retires NBA will finally be cleansed from his bullshit.

>>718299136
Watch a jordan highlight reel then watch a lebron highlight reel. it's not even comparable.

>>718299136
3-6 cope.

>>718298985
>If you're not going to watch it or are even spiteful to it why do you even care?
because I fucking hate trannies bro I don't want them fucking anywhere are you RETARDED?

>>718299291
okay, phony.

>>718299220
>Jordan highlight reel
Hundreds of dunks and basic middy 2 pointers while Pippen/Rodman were guarding the other team's best players.

>Lebron highlight reel
Actual rimshaker dunks with more variety too, 3 pointers (aka LeFuckYou3 his signature move), his signature chasedown block, PASSING (ballhoggers like Kobe and Jordan don't know about this fundamental skill)

https://youtu.be/KY9lWr9_5ec?feature=shared&t=13
Lebron is an actual teamplayer. He's also stronger, taller, wider, more athletic, has a deeper bag and is more battle tested in the sense he faced actual godtier competition while Jordan didn't.

>>718299352
nothing I said is phony - only mean and truthful and something you won't hear IRL because dogs like you would call HR the moment you hear it

trannies are fucking disgusting and people don't want them to exist
Dilate

>>718299250
If you think numbers are the only thing that matter, then Bill Russell is the goat not Jordan.
11 > 6
(And Jordan himself in an interview said championships matter more than stats and anything else, so even in his criteria he loses)

>>718299414
>Lebron is an actual teamplayer.
Zoom Zoom

>>718266716
is he the Pissi Cuckitini of apehoop?

>>718264138 (OP)
>lets you play against men with men
okay

>>718299414
>watch these ugly freaks do their african dance
No

i'm outraged about nba 2k

>>718299069
no shit

>>718299489
>because dogs like you would call HR the moment you hear it
we're on 4chan dude, if I was like that why would I be here? use your brain.
>Dilate
You're bothered that you got called out on being a phony and now you need to pretend I'm a tranny to cope.

Basketball is the one sport I can think of that isn't very fun to watch irl or play in vidya form. Even golf games are fun but I can only think of two basketball games that are kind of fun and they're both arcadey as hell.

>>718264138 (OP)
>TNBA
not cute enough for me to care, sorry

>>718299723
how am I phony you faggot ass bitch?

>>718277879
The newest WWE game added intergender matches back, but it has the same issue as the games in this thread where the women all have super inflated stats now.

>>718299736
It's the opposite. Basketball is the most fun to watch and play because it's simpler and easier to get into than other sports. Baseball, football, etc. have a shitton of rules and prerequisites before a play even happens, while in basketball there's a bajillion plays per game and the court is just big enough for NFL passes but small enough so we can get hype moments like Kobe getting blocked and then fucking teleporting to that defender when he tries to go for a layup, chaseblocking him right back.

>>718299804
By acting like you care about women's sports.

>>718299808

really? you could play men vs women in the ps1 and ps2 days

>>718264138 (OP)
nba is so desperate to promote their multi million dollar money sinkhole that is the wnba

>>718299859
They took it out at some point because WWE stopped doing male on female violence, they still don't do it but it's back in the games now. But now the higher tier chicks have the same ratings as fucking John Cena and Stone Cold.

>>718264138 (OP)
DAS RITE BOI

>>718299774
>japanese women's basketball
I can't imagine what kind of shitshow that must be like, seeing a bunch of 4ft tall asian girls try to get the ball up to hoop level must me a challenge in itself.

>>718299854
I don't you stupid retard, that's literally your only angle and you can't argue pass that

I told you the truth because there's no HR here to help you - I HATE TRANNIES, WE ALL DO, I DON'T WANT THEM BREATHING LET ALONE GETTING EASY BAGS DABBING ON FEMALES

>>718299954
>But now the higher tier chicks have the same ratings as fucking John Cena and Stone Cold.
I get it why they do that, but it's probably jarring to see Rhea Ripley have a high enough strength stat to body slam Andre the Giant (900lbs) in front of 400 million people at MGS.
I remember in the old SvR games Trish and Lita would have good stats and every other girl was garbage and stuck at like 40ovr.

>>718272389
News story?

>>718264138 (OP)
No do that in real life. Also draft women

>>718300039
They're surprisingly competent. Womanlets overcoming giant roasties is what makes it fun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si43h8cEL6A

>>718300401
dildo-nets are peak dystopian

>>718300090
You don't what? I don't even understand what your point is anymore. You don't act like you care about women's sports? Then why are you bothered by trannies playing in it? So you do care about it? But then why do you make fun of it? Because you're a phony.

>>718300438
What? Do YOU want to get dildo'd? Is that your idea of a utopia? Thought not. Erect those nets.

>>718297679
How do you elongate your neck like this?

>>718300446
>tranny so mindbroken and raped he literally can't accept the answer given to him
>just like he can't accept that he will never be a woman

>>718300531
You copy that.

>>718300547
You have no reply to me and are now greentexting to yourself imagining me as a tranny. I'm done reading and replying, I hope your tranny fixation gets better, brah.

>>718300646
Hey blud just keep those freaks out of women's anything and nobody will get "fixated" on them ever again lmao

>>718300412
>sheboon on the Japanese squad
it is all so tiresome

>>718300412
Lol wtf 1xbet didnt know they did real sports

>>718264138 (OP)
Yes but can I throw dildos at these bitches?

Didn't realize so many normalfags posted here.

>>718301090
She was born and raised in Japan.

>>718264138 (OP)
you could already do this in the tokyo olympics game

>>718301336
>asspee
>normal in any way

>>718270181
aisloppa

>>718301470
A dog born in a stable is not a horse

>>718299574
Undisputed GOAT? Yep.

>>718301736
>food analogy

>>718264138 (OP)
they had sex after the game.

>>718301875
Who the fuck eats horse?

>>718302035
euros

>>718301875
Kek

>>718302035
French do.
Why wouldn't you eat a horse?

>>718302035
Mongols, Kazakhs, the list goes on. Horses die, why let the meat go to waste. They're not pets

>>718298393
>i dont watch WNBA
no one does

>>718302035
Tesco customers in 2013.

>>718299069
cope

>>718264138 (OP)
ah so this is this uncanny valley everybody likes to talk about.

>>718269392
you know, him being buckbroken makes a lot of sense now

>>718300286
african american women attacking someone isnt newsworthy

>>718266716
>mfw lemickey missed playoffs

>>718275592
Will EA really destroy itself to own the chuds? Even normalfags want none of this.

>>718264138 (OP)
>NBA
NO BLACKS ALLOWED

>>718300286
Dog bites men isn't worth covering. Man bites dog is more uncommon therefore more interesting to the sheep.

This is why your TV is polluted with stories about EVs catching fire when ICE cars are 20 times times more likely, per capita, to catch fire.

>>718289057
>>718291383
KEK

>>718289649
....yes?

>>718264138 (OP)
Why did all the sports games suddenly went woke with it?
>Inb4 it's not woke
It is. It wouldn't be if they had realistic comparative stats, if top men had 100, then top women should have around 20, far below even worst men

>>718292546
well put

>>718264138 (OP)
Pretty based, not gonna lie

>>718306004
>suddenly
Women have been in sports vidya for years now.

>>718298596
>women's sports are boring because women are weak and perform poorly at everything
>trannies get a free win and hurt real women when they play women's sports so they shouldn't be in them
what's the hypocrisy exactly

>>718301808
you lebron dickriders really are something else.

>>718304725
>mfw my wuffs btfo lebum and luka in 5 in the playoffs.

>>718298985
You are too autistic to understand.

>>718302367
kek

>>718288901
wasnt that an illegal pass?

>>718305397
>white guy is a 3 pointer machine
lol

>>718306004
It's another way to dilute the packs. Some women are better than other women, same as some men are better than others and the rating goes up to 100. I'd say it's about money not woke.

>>718306282
Not playing against men

>>718297679
>snowbunny transformation

>>718264138 (OP)
LOL YOU FAGGOTS ARE ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT A FUCKING SPORTS GAME

>>718278323
Seething tbpcel kek

that's pretty great though, imagine playing this online and dunkin on other niggas with a girls team

>>718290176
only women's soccer because they are not competetive at the men's version

Kind of want to make a mod where the audience throws dildos at the players.

>>718307771
I'm more about laughing at LeBuck getting bowled over and knocked out cold by a woman.

>>718307771
Sports games are fun.

>>718284370
My dad used to be a referee for the GAA here in Ireland and he periodically had to be smuggled out of venues early because fans of one team or the other were so mad about his rulings or the result of the game. One time they even set a field on fire because they thought he was sneaking out through it.
People take sports way too seriously

>>718284370
>if you want to be treated like an actual subhuman by the public, either murder someone, diddle a kid or become a referee
kek

/vpol/ thread

>>718306932
It would not be woke if they were not playing against men
But games recently started adding woke men women matches

>>718264138 (OP)
Meanwhile, real women's basketball

>>718311065
to be fair, a lot of modern NBA stars couldn't make that shot either.

>>718310974
It's still not woke cause again it dilutes the packs = more money. I get what you are saying, the women should not be rated as high as the men but in a women vs women scale up to 100 they're just gonna do it once which means, you get the OPs webm. Imagine the fake outrage on twatter if the best women player was rated 60 against men.

>>718311141
That's not what's wrong in the clip, dumb ass.

>>718289057
Thank you. I will live a little longer now

>>718311141
Anon, the girl in blue shot the ball at the wrong basket, then the girl in white after started trying to make baskets on the wrong basket too. These women are literally retarded.

>>718311141
The girl in blue shot and scored on her own basket.

And then the girl in the white shot on their own.

Female sports lmao

>>718311141
Every player on the court spontaneously forgetting which basket to shoot in has never happened in the NBA

>>718274949
It's like people saying biweekly when they mean semiweekly. That battle is far since lost.

This proves black men are weaker than white women

>>718296656
>she was flat (a year below me)
nice

>>718302035
horse meat is kinda tasty

>>718264138 (OP)
Did she kill him or just knock him out?

>>718267104
Reality's not progressive enough.

>>718311191
>>718311268
>>718311271
>>718311294
... I only watched the first three seconds and assumed it was a clip of the girl missing an easy penalty, lol

>>718292769
Forgot to add, it's worth noting the teams he beat too.
For 2007, Detroit has bigs, but they were a fundamentally defensive team.
The new Jersey Nets had no bigs worth noting.
For 2009, Atlanta had Al Horford.
Those bulls and pacers teams that marked his Miami years were strong on the defensive side too.
Toronto was the practice dummy for Bron during his second run in Cleveland and they only brought in marc gasol in 2019 and played to a defensive identity after that.
The strongest pf/center Bron has beat in a playoff series are probably a nascent KD in OKC, nascent Jaylen brown and Jayson Tatum in Boston, Timmy a couple years past his prime and jokic a couple years before his prime (while having 3 defensive bigs on his team). You're not finding prime chuck on that list.

>>718292769
I watch sumo wrestling :3c

>>718289649
hot

>>718264450
that's exactly a point of view you stupid dumb porn riddled nigger.

>>718264450
Also why do they extend their words like this
>wordddddd
Instead of like this
>woooooord
No one verbally extends the last letter unless its a vowel

IS THERE A BUTTON TO THROW A DILDO

Was late 90s, early 2000s peak basketball? After throwing it into the post and before ISO ball and the dead ball era, well before pace and space throw 3s all day

So, whats the reason for not lowering the rims again? Literally every female sport is already modded in some way, including basketball. Why is rim height one issue they're willing to die on?

>>718287060
To be fair, the nig here wasn't just suspended from the team, he was banned from the campus.

>>718313330
If we were in the 90s right now, this game would have a cheat code that threw a dildo onto the court.

>>718313150
Whose point of view is it?

>>718313527
WE DONE WIFF DA 90s

>>718313537
because the women who are good at the game now dont want the rules changed. kinda like a new meta in vidya games

>>718313527
>Late 90s, early 2000s basketball
>Not just throwing it to the post
>While Shaq and Timmy had a 5 year run
>Ended in 2004 by the pistons, the next year Steve Nash started winning mvps
lol

>>718264138 (OP)
Feefer has had this for like 5 years

>>718264138 (OP)
why does he get ragdolled by a woman 100lbs lighter

>>718313537
Making the game easier for women is really fucking insulting. It's bad enough that they need to be segregated into their own leagues.

>>718292769
for me, it's groidcollide

>>718299136
>the Magic lead lakers weren't champions
Also, the reason those other teams weren't champions is because JORDAN BEAT THEM. You're downplaying the guy because of his own success. The Jazz could have easily been a dynasty if not for the Bulls. The Shaq/Penny Magic could have been a dynasty if not for the Bulls. Who knows how many the Bad Boy Pistons could have rattled off is not for Jordan hitting the weight room and getting better. The Knicks were constant contenders that got washed by Jordan. Jordan had his era on lock. He prevented other dynasties from forming. Unlike Lebron who despite team hopping to stacked team after stacked team still couldn't lock down the league.

>>718299136
https://freddiedeboer.substack.com/p/if-michael-jordan-played-in-todays