i wish i were a gross goblin man in a fantasy world so heroines would betray their parties for me
but alas i am only a gross goblin man in the real world so that doesnt happen
>>718265917 >go to convention as bodypainted loinclothed smelly goblin man >hug cosplay girls who go "haha what a ridiculous cosplay" and take pics >keep filtering until one is into it
Don't let your dreams be memes.