Thread 718272062

>take simp-player test
https://wingman.live/simp-player-spectrum
>see if you get a vidya character
pic related I'm literally harry du bois

>answer the questions as the man I want to become
>someone who isn’t callous but also doesn’t get too upset from rejection
>someone who has a beautiful and passionate relationship with his wife based on love, trust and respect
>get called a simp who “can’t seal the deal”

This test is stupid. It only measures success by how many one-night stands you have, even if that isn’t your goal. If you’re a devoted husband, that doesn’t mean you’re “striking out” with every other woman.

>Johnny Bravo is an incel that hates women

This test is fucking stupid and just wants to make you feel like shit.

>>718272062 (OP)
What's the difference between ladies man and player?

>How many sexual partners have you had?
This interview is over

If you're capable of answering the very first question, you don't belong here

fuck yeah Schopenhauer

I've never texted a woman before

>>718272062 (OP)
>pops up a text box input
yeah no fuck that

>>718272062 (OP)
I got incel five times.

Answered honestly and got into the top right. When you get older, you learn people are people, and most of them are shit eating retards regardless of sex. There are women out there who aren't some faggy charicature you made up in your head, and sex is fun but not the end all be all.

>>718273461
>y-you’re bad and evil and toxic a-and clueless and an incel and-
>But am I wrong?

Schopenhauer has yet to be successfully refuted.

>>718272062 (OP)
>Have the same relatioship Johny has with his Mom
Lehmao.

>>718272062 (OP)
Who's that at the top right next to Prince?

i was in the middle left of simp territory

>very close to the middle
>get called a boogie2988-esqe Redditor Simp with a "near-worship stance toward women"
What the fuck
I'm 10% into the "loves women" side how is that near-worship

>>718272062 (OP)
Johnny Bravo and Shinji Ikari need to trade places

>>718274059
Casanova

>>718274250
Shit
Then i guess the guy to the bottom right of Cassanova is Don Juan?

>>718274167
It's saying you worship women without actually loving them.

i have no idea what any of this means

>>718272062 (OP)
>there's no "eh, whatever" reaction
>you either get varying levels of sad or you're a cool awesome guy who wants to charm ALL the le ladies
this shit is trash

>>718274308
i mean... bottom left..

>>718274308
Lord Byron

>>718272118
I got really close to harry which is understandable given I find his relationship issues unbelievably relatable, that game pulled me out of a depressive slump and made me realise some things about how I was reacting to heart break

buuut I got redditor simp, which god damn that title hurts like a bitch, I don't even use reddit, hurts more coming from the AI than any dumbfuck who spouts it off here

>>718274312
That's stupid.

>>718272062 (OP)
There are historical, real people roped with fictional people

>>718272062 (OP)
Should Harry really be in the simp category?

>>718274312
My answers were basically the most milquetoast "men and women are both just people" answers ever so I really have no clue why it settled on that

>>718274457
No it makes sense. Zoomer redditors worship women in the most shallow, faggy way without actually loving them. If anything, that's the true simp tier, like the worst of both sides.

>>718274528
he commited the crime of loving someone so truly and deeply that losing her nearly killed him dumb dumb he's a simp!!! dishonest attachment is all you get now!

god gen z is fucked, romance is a dead concept

>>718272062 (OP)
women; fuck 'em.

>>718274376
where's the "I was never even on the same field in the first place" option
this feels like an intentional sort of retarded engagement/feel-bad bait where no matter what you enter, you're an evil man who worships women. also how the fuck is george costanza unsuccessful with women, how is johnny bravo a woman-hater, and how is chris chan, who has had actual, documented sexual interaction, the most unsuccessful person on the chart

>>718274589
>men and women are both just people
That's one of the most Reddit things I've heard all day

>>718274589
Well clearly it didn't like what it read from your AI processed stuff, since >>718273873 answered that way.

>>718274589
>Pick one of these fascist or communist options or fuck off.

>>718272062 (OP)
Nothing personnel, dweebs.

>>718274589
whats weird is I'm fairly lower and more right than you but mine is also still titled "redditor simp" despite haveing a different description >>718274421

>>718274663
If that's the standards it's running on then it looks like it did its job

>>718272062 (OP)
Sokka is way too low

>>718272062 (OP)
buy an ad

>>718274761
>simp
>ladies man
which one is it? fuckion ai slop

>>718274813
I have a feeling your typed responses end up playing quite the role

>>718274909
I figure it's both because it thinks I have the aura to pull but don't do anything with it.

>>718274635
>romance is a dead concept
you can thank the hippies of free love for that, and how 'free love' was always 'free love if you have drugs/are hot.' they just don't hide it under flowery language anymore

Well fuck. Honestly spot on

>>718272062 (OP)
>write about how AI is trash in all the written responses
>it gets mad and calls me a psychopathic troll
Seethe harder, clank
>Closest match: George Costanza
nice

It thinks I like women, but the truth is I hate most people in general. I've just met a few good ones who can actually hang with me and think beyond boring normalfag shit, and 2 of them happen to be women, so whatever.

>Finn
>successful with women

>>718275129
where the FUCK did you find 2 women like that

>every result is about texting and late-night hookups
the fun part about this kind of 'survey'/info gathering bait is when you're so checked out of civilization you don't even realize what's normal

Cool, I got H. P. Lovecraft

>>718274167
The test is engagement slop. Maybe it has to do with skipping over the text inputs with gibberish because that just reeks of data harvesting ontop of fucking posting a picture of a text conversation but I got pretty much the near exact same results.

Having said that, apparently Neo from the Matrix is a mere grid point away from us Redditor Simps, so take that as you will.

>>718275219
Chess club
No I'm completly serious

>>718272062 (OP)
Nobody that "loves women" would indulge in prostitutes as constantly as Ben Franklin.

>Misogynist Incel
Ironic, given how great I get along with women. This quiz is trash, just like women.

>>718275242
I mean the test is about women and "game" so that's fair. It literally can't judge someone who's mentally abnormal or lives outside of society, and will make wild assumptions to fit them into a box.

>>718275294
The fact it wants you to upload personal conversations and photos is hilarious. I clicked randomly and told it to write me a recipe in every text field but it just gave me dead-center Neo instead.

my closest match was Johnny Bravo kek. Also fuck the gay datamining questions they put at the end. I mean the who thing is datamining, but they didn't have to be that on the nose about it at the end

>>718272062 (OP)
>calling me a simp because I don't hate women yet don't give a shit about courting them
Hmm

i actually care very deeply about good girls who like me but i break it off when i can't make them happy
i sincerely loath female nature and their helpless weak attitudes combined with their defiance of greatness and healthy choices. it is probably the most disgusting thing in the universe.

>>718275637
based

>>718275596
its a deeply flawed grid, if you respect women at all but don't fuck around like a maniac it calls you a simp, which is like, most men

>>718272062 (OP)
This wuiz fucking sucks, almost all the answers here are terrible, I could think all the answers at any given question all at once

this thread needs more playahs

>>718272062 (OP)
Idk what to think of this
Never been in a relationship and I have too many things going on to form one, and also I only care about marriage

>>718275596
I also don't get it. My answers were mostly favorable to women, I didn't choose really any of the options that insulted them and I got two grids towards Hates Women

>>718275309
Come to think of it, chess is like the one nerdy hobby where actual women show up
Everything else is like 99% trannies (card games, TTRPGs, etc.)

I do like Spiderman

>>718275826
>when rivals show up
All you need to know is that the entire thing is a demoralization page intended to stamp out any remaining notion of real romance and to make everyone who takes it think they're a failure of one sort or another and that "competing with Chad to be the 47th person to fuck a hole" is just The New Normal and how we're supposed to live in this divided, yet united age, et cetera et cetera.

>>718275849
It's just an ad for an "AI dating coach," it's biased to giving you shitty results.

>>718273140
I dunno I answered basically exactly like that being sincere and I got a result that matches it. Sounds like a skill issues, to me. The test is gay and cringe and probably does place favoritism on one-night stand type shit but not to an outrageous extent. I surprisingly think it puts a ton of emphasis on the textbox answers because like half of my description is based on what I put in them and hinged heavily on that, evidently. I wasn't expecting that. I think the take charge thing is from me saying that women should be more willing to make the first move.

>>718275242
it says a lot that it doesn't even fathom the idea of a volcel, you're either an incel simp begging for pussy or getting your dick wet at every opportunity

>be hmofag
>Got johnny bravo
Holy shit guys

>>718274761
Ryan Gosling is literally this guy fr fr

>>718276404
Most volcels aren't actually volcels and just coping, but they do exist. Some of them for discipline/religious reasons, like monks. Others because they genuinely lack a strong sex drive, or don't put any value into sex, which goes against human instinct.

>>718276702
I lack a sex drive just like you said, it's very far down on the list of compulsions that influence me.

>>718276449
>reality check
kek

>>718275965
I'm pretty sure it's all just to sell their dumb dating coach app

>>718272062 (OP)
Who's this nigger, is he in any videogame?

>>718272062 (OP)
why is beavis anywhere above 0 on success

>>718276287
>textbox answers
I noticed this as well. I ran it a few times without changing the multiple choice and changing up the text answers and it basically shifted me around in the red area, same general location tho. It also weighs the numbers of your partners heavily I put mine as 0 and it constantly references that in its blurb as more theory than practice and thats le bad.

>>718277490
why is Chris Chan below Beavis even though Beavis canonically never scored and Chris banged multiple women?

>>718277478
Congratulations you're a sex trafficker twitter gaylord.