Thread 718274660

I just got out of prison today and saw this. seriously what the fuck were they thinking? is the elden ring dlc any good at least?

>>718274660 (OP)
> just got out of prison today
What did you "borrow", Jamal?

>>718275807
Jamal here. I saw this TV that i thought i would test out before buyin, figured it was aiteee. but nah, this skinny ass white mofo comes runnin at me. anywhos, i got raped a few times in prison.

I just let OP out of prison and his asshole was so gaped that he had to be rolled to the bus stop in a wheel chair. Glad he seems to have gotten to the motel and connected to wifi

Nightreign is more fun than vanilla Elden Ring

>>718274660 (OP)
I live in an old house that's been converted into apartments. Separate units each with their own bathroom and such. So everyone has to walk through the same front door to reach their homes and shares the same front porch. Recently one of my neighbors (who I'm positive deals fentynal "some of the time") friends came by while I was relaxing on the porch at say 3 AM and greeted me. He then started telling me about how he just got out of prison for a stint and I gotta say, it's nowhere near as interesting of an event as you think it is. Nothing like some rando coming up to you in the middle of the night to tell you about how they just got out of prison. Super cool bro.

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>>718278482
what a disgusting and tasteless thing to claim

>>718274660 (OP)
It's been a lot more fun than I expected but I'd wager that's mostly because I have friends to play with.
Queuing up with randos only would probably make me want to kill myself.

>>718279508
Nah it is, I've been playing since DeS. Elden Ring is safe and stale and full of bloat. Nightreign recontextualizes the core souls mechanics in interesting ways. There's no wasted design space like in elden ring it's just pure fundamentals and decision making 100% of the time. I'm looking forward to The Duskbloods too.