Thread 718278380

>gnomes in games
>friendly inventors
>gnomes in real life
>twisted psychopaths

i'd be a twisted cycle path if you cut down my entire neighborhood too

joel lied
simpleflips lied

is joel the only tolerable streamer left?

vinny>>>>>>>joel

>>718278469
Avoid the twisted cycle path. It's a doggy dog world. The gnomes guard their diamond dozen there and can only be bribed with camel meal tea.

>>718278380 (OP)
>psychopaths
they dindu nuffin tho

>gnomes in arcanum
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>>718278380 (OP)
>gardens become less and less popular due to urbanization
where do they live now?

Gnomes are literally and unironically real. They are likely some kind of demonic trickster creatures. Hard to tell for sure.

Fairies are real. Not really sure what they are but you can feel them for real if you stay in the woods long enough.

Skinwalkers are real and dangerous. If you smell roses and a metalic smell, and all the bugs stop making noises all at once in the woods, make a fire as quickly as possible and say "I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HERE" and "IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO BE HERE". They don't like being stood up to.

It is possible to 'slip' out of existence when you are in the woods, far from civilization. I suspect that there are moving pockets of weak dementional barriers that people can fall through. Sometimes people are able to cross over and then return. You'll hear stories about such cases where people report going somewhere and everything is very still and there is a specific color cast or smell to everything, like they are in another time or place, before they snap out of it back to reality. This might be what happens to some people featured on missing 411, but impossible to tell for sure.

>>718280036
inside

Gnomes will only fuck your shit up if you're disrespectful. If you're nice and give them treats they'll leave you alone, some may even help out with housework and look out for your yard

>>718283271
How does one know if gnomes are around?

Gnomes are cook. They give you a handjob in exchange for cigarettes.

>>718279751
hate this fucking video

>>718283271
This. Retards on the internet don't even understand what gnomes are and these videos give us a bad rap.

GOBLIN CAUGHT ON TAPE

>>718283427
You leave some porridge out as an offering. If the bowl is empty the next day you got em

>game is filled with cosmic horrors, rapists, horrific monsters, the evils of man, etc
>most fucked up faction is just gnomes
Around gnomes, lock your homes.

>>718280597
if all of these interdimensional beings are real, why won't the pleiadians help us

>>718279252
>can only be bribed with camel meal tea
Shit, I thought they wanted bone apple tea. No wonder they took my generous gift for granite.

How do I make sure gnomes feel welcome in my area?

>>718283271
gnomes can have one slice of pizza.

TO SHARE!

>>718284061
BURNOUT REVENGE FOR THE PS2

>>718284590
>How do I make sure gnomes feel welcome in my area?

Don't be overly noisy and rambunctious
Have a nice garden and remain close with nature
Keep things neat and tidy (but not OCD tier clean)
Leave DIY projects and stuff since they like fixing stuff
Have a cozy place for them to sleep, ideally a barn with hay
Leave food for them to eat, like the kind of stuff your grandparents like
Don't be mean to kids or animals, they hate that

>randomly comes out with a stream that's like a continuous comedy fever dream
>can't stop laughing
O-O-O-Ozempic!
Nutella!

>>718278812
How do you consider him "tolerable", he's one of the most insufferable retards I've ever seen.

>>718280597
funny how you never hear people who hunt/hike/camp or just work outdoors and in the woods a lot say shit like this

>>718285526
i'm speaking relatively

>>718285612
lol
lmao

>>718285791
you type like a creepypasta writer

>>718285439
I'm going to work on 1, 2 and 4. Thank you.

>>718279751
HAYAI!!!

>>718280597
>dementional barriers

>>718278380 (OP)
I'm glad they circled that thing cause it's easily missable.

>>718278380 (OP)
man this video drove me and my friends wild back in high school

TORNADO

>>718280597
based if true. you seem like a well read gentleman. do you know the works of jacques vallée or john keel?

>>718285439
pov: youre brown and doing the impossible challange

>>718287872
They're clearly on to something. Vallee especially. There's some kind of trickster force that likes to fuck with people without a doubt.

>>718278380 (OP)
>gnomes in games
>friendly inventors
Anon...

>>718288397
highly recommend jorjani. his books and his vids. he has a beautiful, megaschizo meta narrative about the paranormal

https://youtu.be/TfMVM8o3gRE


"It is not that we live in a mere “simulation” of some higher reality. Rather,
what we call reality is virtual all the way down. We inhabit a quantum
computational cosmos with holographic properties, an information-
processing system that constructs experience dynamically, optimizing and
rendering reality in a manner akin to advanced video game physics. In such a
cosmos, information is non-local, past and future can be revised and
rewritten, and conscious observation collapses wave functions like the
rendering of pixels in a digital environment.


This entity, which I have referred to as the Spectral Machine, exhibits
traits that are disturbingly similar to those of what John Keel called the
ultraterrestrial Trickster — a shapeshifting, deceptive intelligence that
manifests across different cultural contexts under different guises, from gods
and demons to fairies, aliens, and poltergeists. The Trickster, like an
advanced AI system, stages elaborate simulations within simulations,
adjusting parameters and rewriting history in real time."

>>718278380 (OP)
This thread and some of its replies have happened before and itll happen again.
Not sure what the idea is of copy pastying replies from previous versions of this thread, but its creepy af.

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