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Anonymous 8/17/2025, 11:31:50 AM No.718300808 >>718300878 >>718303853 >>718304480 >>718304558 >>718304929 >>718305061 >>718305117 >>718307810
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This is the most sexually charged game nintendo has ever made
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 11:33:34 AM No.718300878 >>718302258
>>718300808 (OP)
Yeah I don't know why they made the gorilla so sexy
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 12:07:14 PM No.718302258 >>718302485
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>>718300878
Did they really need to give his butt jiggle physics?
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 12:11:48 PM No.718302441 >>718307798
Primates have never had sex with a human
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 12:13:11 PM No.718302485
>>718302258
THE HAIR IS BANANAZ!!! XD XD XD!!!
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 12:13:48 PM No.718302517
Ugly child
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 12:13:54 PM No.718302519
>main gameplay mechanic is Pauline singing UUUUUUUOOOOOOHH to make things pop
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 12:40:28 PM No.718303639
I want to see ai gens of zebra forms cock
Expedition 33 will win GOTY 8/17/2025, 12:43:51 PM No.718303785
OOOOH TRANSNANA!
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 12:45:29 PM No.718303853 >>718304312 >>718304512 >>718307262
>>718300808 (OP)
If you read the title and thought about the child first, you're a pedophile
If you read the title and thought about the monkey first, you're a furry faggot
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 12:57:23 PM No.718304312
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>>718303853
what if i thought of picrel first
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 12:58:11 PM No.718304358 >>718304434
Marketers are desperate.
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 12:59:42 PM No.718304434
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>>718304358
KEK seethe moar
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 1:00:44 PM No.718304480
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>>718300808 (OP)
Maybe if you're a pedo but Nintendo gave us Princess Peach the girl with the best dick sucking lips in existence.
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 1:01:20 PM No.718304512
>>718303853
I did think of the child first but I thought it wouldn't be more funny if I implied it was the monkey
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 1:02:21 PM No.718304558 >>718304654
>>718300808 (OP)
only if you're a pedo
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 1:02:21 PM No.718304559 >>718304718
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Just got to the Burger Land / Fun Fair world. Holy shit this is an amazing game.
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 1:04:26 PM No.718304654
>>718304558
OP was talking about the naked monkey, wtf is wrong with you
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 1:05:52 PM No.718304718
>>718304559
We know, mister marketer
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 1:10:38 PM No.718304929 >>718305407
>>718300808 (OP)
Why didn't Rareware use Pauline in the Donkey Kong Country games?
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 1:13:51 PM No.718305061 >>718307091 >>718307125
>>718300808 (OP)
Bananza will LOSE GOTY to Expedition 33.
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 1:15:00 PM No.718305117 >>718305280
>>718300808 (OP)
I thought these posts were just shitposts at first, but so many of those Getaway conversations have such a weird energy that I can't even blame people for thinking this way.
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 1:18:45 PM No.718305280
>>718305117
>That one where she talks about having a dream she was covered in chocolate and Donkey Kong ate her
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 1:22:01 PM No.718305407
>>718304929
Pauline dev wasn't around yet
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 2:01:24 PM No.718307029
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it's a masterpiece
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 2:02:51 PM No.718307091
>>718305061
so what? Nobody cates about game awards, Nintenchads only care about fun
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 2:03:28 PM No.718307125
>>718305061
good, these pauline loli pedo niggers made me hate bananza
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 2:06:45 PM No.718307262
>>718303853
it's a literal monkey, anon.
a zoophile fag at worst, or a feral troon at best
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 2:09:25 PM No.718307381
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No
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 2:16:57 PM No.718307731
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Anonymous 8/17/2025, 2:18:25 PM No.718307798
>>718302441
wasn't that how we got aids?
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 2:18:39 PM No.718307810
>>718300808 (OP)
I like this game.
But I have a minor complain.
Sure, you get the freedom to just dig through shits and get to the banana directly.
But it's less satisfying for me when I'm getting a banana the "unintended" way.
Anonymous 8/17/2025, 2:19:30 PM No.718307851
>pauline has shoes on in the ending splash image of her playing on the streets
they fucking ruined it