Thread 718303463

>>718303463 (OP)
BETTER
MEN

>>718303463 (OP)
He failed to be a better man and thus lost.

>>718303463 (OP)
Why didn't Kratos just tell Zeus that he can choose to be better? Was he stupid?

Thor didn't take the HRT

>>718303463 (OP)
>GOY OF ONIONS - BOY
>BETTER MAN EDITION
>TYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! DESTROY MY ENEMIES, AND MY WIFE IS YOURS!
>yo dad, I got dis bish angryboda or sumtn. She be black. I dunno if she had other men tho fr.
>HOW MANY MEN SHE WAS WITH, DO NOT MATTER, IT WAS HER PAST, JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER. WE MUST BE BETTER MEN
>u said last time we wuz gods n shieet
>NO BOI! WE ARE MORE THAN THAT!

>>718306050
Would you suckle on his teat?

Who mogs here?

Why do most of the characters look like sickly crackheads and the original GoW characters look super buff and super hot?

>>718308715
reboot had jews self inserting
look at that missing white god they spent the entire game and dlc building up

>>718303463 (OP)
>the jew cries in pain as he stabs you

>>718308715
The United States of Isreal hate norse mythology with a passion so they'll take any chance they can get to ridicule them or present them in a way that's not cool, because otherwise we might accidentally inspire nazi groups or something.
That thing that frustrates me the most is that unironically the frail old man design would have fit Odin as a disguise, he tends to do that in some myths for the sake of stalking people, but it's like they forgot to add a regal one.
>meanwhile, in Japan

>go to Asgard
>it's just some village
>game keeps pretending it looks amazing
>game keeps insisting you're deeply moved by what you're seeing
what the fuck, dwarf town looked cooler than asgard

>>718308642
zeus, he was a real God, the Aesir are just a race that gained power by stealing and tricking other more powerful races into giving them their powers/magic thus becoming "immortal gods", meanwhile the greek Gods were born like that, all powerful, created by the primordial forces that rule the world.

>>718309079
nu-GOW got the Netflix treatment
That thing you used to like? Its gay and lame now

>>718308715
zionists portraying pagans as dumpy and pathetic to own the bigots

>>718309079
It was supposed to be "subversive", a planned disappointment after that god damn, long-ass auto-climb. The narrative really insisted upon itself.

>>718303463 (OP)
AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHH

>>718303463 (OP)
>whats this about
>local man kills gods
>oh cool
>play game
>old man yells at cloud
What?

>>718309173
This is how Odin, Thor and Loki were depicted in The Sandman by left-leaning creep Neil Gaiman in the early '90s. It has been a liberal pet-peeve for a very long time, which in turn makes me wonder how did Jack Kirby managed to get away with it back when he made his version of the norse pantheon amidst the jewish writers.

>>718303463 (OP)
This image is the perfect example of the liberal artist's problem. He is so materialistic, so far removed from any higher, spiritual or transcendental ideas, that the things he produces become totally banal and boring. They create a god, and he looks like an actor in costume. And not even a good actor, because good actors still manage to convey something more... they look like actors you find in your neighborhood play, dressed in improvised, low-budget costumes.

>>718306345
lol

>>718308642
2 eyes > 1 eye every time
Batman > Deathstroke

>>718308715
if they made the gods anything other than dumpy jackoffs, then people might have misgivings about brutally murdering the vestiges of a real-world ancient culture

>>718309148
Odin was born largely unimportant and became the most supreme being in the cosmos through hard work and sacrifice. Zeus is the deific equivalent of a nepobaby

>>718309051
Swedish mythology is gay retard shit and the only people who like it are either Marvel capeshit enthusiasts or buttfucking 2 digit IQ skinheads. If anything, having it associated with white nationalism was the work of intelligence services aiming to make white nationalism look just as gay and retarded. And seriously, why put anything Swedish on your banner if you want to stand for all white people? Because you love socialism and autism so much?

>>718310046
>Swedish mythology
it's broadly northwestern european/germanic mythology
also you're brown

>>718303463 (OP)
This is someone's Final boss

>>718308715
It's the 2020s, you can't have white characters who aren't either villainous or complete fuckups

>>718310109
>it's broadly northwestern european/germanic mythology
It was also fabricated in Sweden in 18th-19th century and later picked up by other nations because they wanted to WUZ too. Come on, am I seriously supposed to believe that barely civilized pirates and fishermen left behind literary legacy comparable to Greek one?

>>718310264
lol not this fucking cope
how do you explain major scenes in poems found in the codex regius being depicted on norse artifacts?
How do you explain Thor's foot breaking through the boat on the Altuna Runestone while fishing up the mithgarthsormr like in Hymiskvitha?
You can't explain that. You don't even know what I just said. You're a low functioning brown autistic who thinks that premodern scandis were loin cloth wearing cavemen because you're historically illiterate and have no intentions of changing that.

>>718309398
>planned disappointment
But that was still the ending of the entire story. Why would you end your "saga" on a disappointment on purpose

>>718303463 (OP)
Unfortunate how they fucked up on what should've been a cool fight, Odin is indeed supposed to look like a frail old man, that's what he wants people to think, however his knowledge on magic is almost limitless and he should be able to pretty much do anything he can think of, yet the boss fight is one of the lamest and tamest ones even in the NuGoW duology, it should've unironically been a fight where Odin just keeps hitting you with every kind of asspull.
You're far away? Here's a bullet hell of elemental magic
You're running towards me? Too bad you didn't notice the runes on the floor
You're hitting me? Nah man that was an illusion
I'm at half health? Well you better do something because now I'm gonna heal myself

>>718310407
>how do you explain major scenes in poems found in the codex regius being depicted on norse artifacts?
Those sets of items were produced by the same department.
>how do you explain [a fictional event]
Someone made it up.
>that premodern scandis were loin cloth wearing cavemen
If they were more than that, they'd have left behind far more legacy and had more impact that they did. In reality most of shit about them was made up. For example there's a colossal mythology about them being super seafarers during medieval, but then medieval ends and they have zero naval presence and naval competence so far, while some other parts of Europe colonize the whole planet. Or about how they were giga warriors, and then we see them fighting some nonfactor wars at European periphery until someone fucks them up so hard they adopt neutrality policy for centuries.
Completely fabricated image.

>>718310264
I hope you're being ironic.
How did Egyptian, Pre-columbians on the other side of the world(got there before the spain jews), etc have a culture before some jews and useful goys corrupted it?

>>718309051
5DS had the most dogshit idiotic designs ever in any anime/game ever when it comes to Norse gods, and that says a lot considering Thor and Odin are scantily clad chicks some of them.
If you think this design is good then I regret to inform you that you have terminally dogshit shit and are retarded, that or you have a 90% vision impairment.

>>718308715
Jews must self insert themselves into everything in order to prevent you from enjoying anything

>>718309631
>They create a god, and he looks like an actor in costume.
Anon, he is literally an actor.....

>>718310478
The developers hate themselves and want to die (or be killed)
No one will grant them the release they seek so they poison their environments i

>>718310827
>Those sets of items were produced by the same department.
>Norse mythology is fake, all the stories and countless artifacts are fabricated by Big Odin!
uh huh, and the earth is also only 5,000 years old, right? And the dinosaurs are fake, right? And all the bones were planted there by scientists?
>Someone made it up.
some "made up" the Altuna Runestone? You know you can google it and look at the actual thing, right?
>If they were more than that, they'd have left behind far more legacy
you mean a legacy beyond forcing mexicans like yourself to speak their language? You mean a legacy beyond the fact that Christianity- the largest religion in the world- calls their deity a term that is derivative of the name Odin (God)? You mean a legacy more than creating great art and stories which stand the test of time and are still popular today?

>>718303463 (OP)
SOOOOOOOOOOI

>>718309051
Your Pic looks like shit

>>718308715
Jews.

>>718303463 (OP)
why did they turn Odin into a new york jew?

>>718311196
>guys check out this medium
>we can create spectacular graphics but with none of the limitations of traditional cinema, it's like comic books come to life!
>what shall we do with these new advancements in technology sir?
>cast and scan a kike manlet from Jew York
....

>>718311196
Well, that's an interesting line-up and not entirely unexpected.

>>718303463 (OP)
>mfw someone refuses circumcision

>>718311287
Odin was always kind of faggy because he used sorcery, Thor and Tyr were the actual masculine gods.

Greek mythology>Norse mythology tbdesu

>>718303463 (OP)
It's like they scanned the model but nobody in the office has figured out enough of the program to be able to actually finely manipulate it to improve motions and expressions
I would be embarrassed to have my name in the credits

>>718311851
A lot of people actually used some level of sorcery, Odin was especially faggy because he also used magic that was supposedly only for women, he didn't really care though he just wanted to know every form of magic

>>718311979
Celts mog both

>>718309148
Greek gods are several generations removed from creation by primordial forces

>>718309148
Said "primordial force" got a tummy ache after eating rocks

>THE single greasiest, most conniving and subversive depiction of Odin to date
>cherry pick a jew to play him

what did they mean by this?

>>718312120
>Odin was especially faggy because he also used magic that was supposedly only for women
Odin is lumped in with female diviners because, after the events of Runatal, he took control of the mechanism of fate and the forces of life and death.
But the association of Odin with femininity is incredibly weak and tenuous. The argument basically has to go that because old crones are usually associated with attempting to divine people's fates, a warlock-god who controls fate is in their kind of domain, which is silly.
The one context this comes up in, Lokasenna, proves how spurious the connection is.
Odin tells Loki that he's literally a shaepshifting tranny who gets mpregged by Stallions, and Loki goes "U-uh y-yeah but... uh, but you use magic! HAHA OWNED!!"
Odin in his normal, actual life in heathen poetry is a wandering warrior poet, much like Thor.

>>718312232
not a real canon

>>718312636
>but you use magic! HAHA OWNED!!
How do you reply without sounding mad?

>>718312770
>You gave birth to a horse

>>718312770
>without sounding mad
Damn, that rules out the "b-but ur a tranny" defense...

>>718312770
bound his dog in eternal chains and trap him on an island

>>718308715
What about Thor's wife?

>>718312980
I think you're confusing Weyland the Smith and Loki.
Loki gets chained up with his son's guts under a grove.
Weyland gets hamstrung and dumped on an island.

Funny how the concept of a father figure is all it takes to mindbreak fatherless thirdies for YEARS

>>718308715
Original GoW was about Greek mythology and everyone there was ubermench. New GoW is about scandinavian mythology and everyone there just a dickhead barbarian.

>>718313128
Wasn't Fenrir trapped on an island in the middle of a lake?

>>718313236
I recall that Fenrir had chains in the underworld, although the underworld for Norse was basically a swamp that drained out into the abyss with the Nidhogg (the watery underworld afterlife is common also to Greek and early semitic beliefs - bronze age people may have worshiped around springs as holy sites)

>>718308715
>Story about Greek mythology is full of beautiful characters just as described in the texts and just as irl.
>Story about Kraut and Germanic Westoid mythology is full of ugly people.
I don't know, it seems they wanted to be as accurate as they could to real life Germanic people.

I will NEVER forgive them for portraying my heritage like ugly crackheads. Once i return to my ancestral fatherland i'll start a movement to make mocking my ancestors a crime.

>>718313591
you're kind of right
Deities basically follow old government models
>Odin is a king and the other gods obey him outwardly but there's bickering court politics and questionable characters
>Zeus is a king but he has something like a council that meets and appoints people for crises (see also Enuma Elis)
Also worth noting that basically everything about Norse is a struggle between fire and ice, giants and gods, nature.

>>718313861
The beauty of Norse mythology is knowing that oblivion is inevitable and all will fall into Gunninigap. Existence is suffering, but humanity (Northern and Western Europeans specifically) fights against causality, fate, and determinism. Life is meaningless, so men give life meaning by choosing to struggle against impossible odds. Men will die, their children will die, the gods will die, and the void will consume everything, and still men choose to fight.

It really captures the dogshit existence of ancient and Classical Northern and Western Europe due to harsh winters, rocky terrain, and vicious predators.

>>718311851
yeah but i was talking about his appearance and even his voice

he's literally a fucking new york jew when he talks, this is supposed to be some sort of nordish god

>>718303463 (OP)
This guy was BAD. ASS.
I will be telling my grandchildren about Kratos' epic encounter against Odin.

>>718314272
The Norse viewed life like their art where the world and history was like a three act play. There was an age of the gods, an age normal people lived in, and end times. Something like that, people were near the middle but told (added in a little in edits) more of the end times later in Iceland. After the apocalypse they think the children of the gods and maybe one or two left will start over.