Thread 718303880

You will be sent here if you pirate vidya

Sign me up!

>>718303880 (OP)
for free?

>>718303880 (OP)
Watching this without sound was very awkward

>commit piracy crime
>get rewarded with free hotel room, free food, free water
pirate gods win again

Being sent to br*tain is worse than being sent to that cell.

>>718304093
Same, honestly. That place looks cleaner than my apartment and probably has better Wi-Fi.

>>718304093
No gook waifus for you in there bro.

>>718304521
You won't be able to use it I am pretty sure

>>718304523
I don't want 3D women, I have a waifu.

>>718304635
>I don't want 3D women, I have a waifu.
So why do you post 3D gooks then?

>>718304727
These aren't waifu threads, I don't want to be offtopic. I'm just funposting.
I also enjoy the music a lot.

>>718303880 (OP)
Give me a computer and I will live there.

>>718303880 (OP)
that's a drunk tank

Never pay for Nintendo games

>>718303880 (OP)
I don't mind hard beds or small enclosed spaces but what really would drive me insane isn't even the lack of entertainment, but no blanket. I never realized that is a luxury.

>>718303880 (OP)
Holy fuck personal free room, a bed with a fucking pillow and mattress, a clean toilet, free meal and no need to pay any bills

>>718304926
a computer that's on windows 95 with no access to internet and only has minesweeper and Solitaire on it
enjoy!

>>718303880 (OP)
does the guard get to stay in my bed with me

>>718303880 (OP)
This is where you're sent if you catcall women while White.

>>718303880 (OP)
>americans live like that
grim

>>718303880 (OP)
let me guess, you need more?

>>718303880 (OP)
no telly?

>>718303880 (OP)
>all that porcelain
askin' for a shankin'

>>718304476
free healthcare too

>>718303880 (OP)
Wouldn't be bad for like a week so long as you have some books.
I'd do it just to get out of this miserable fucking heat.

>>718303880 (OP)
>this is our son's room, as you can tell he's a bit of a gamer

>>718304227
Yes, as in free healthcare.

>>718303880 (OP)
This is the UK so I assune this is were you get locked up if you tween something mean about Islam.

>>718309131
no it's where you get locked up if you try to access wikipedia with a fake id

>>718303880 (OP)
>say wrong thing on the internet
>life stolen

>>718308353
Sweet I love Solitaire

Solitaire Confinement

>>718309161
Lmao almost for about the ID thing.
You always wonder that country can get more embarrasing and they always manage somehow.

>>718303880 (OP)
UKEK

>>718303880 (OP)
put CRT and Dreamcast there and you all will be screaming OMG EXTRA COMFY!!! SOVL!!!!!!!!

>>718308353
Install it with a few DOS games like xcom ufo defense, side meiers pirates, alpha centuri, etc and you don't ever need to exit the cell.

>>718305238
I would go stark raving mad not being able to turn those fluorescent lights off.

>>718304309
That's what homeless do when shit like winter etc is coming. Just commit some minor offense and get free shit

What if you have a messy shit and you need more toilet paper

>>718309557
this, at least let me be miserable in the dark for fucks sake
but I guess that would make it too hard to monitor you through the door

>>718309546
My apt is about 2x of that cell and I get sick if I stay here for more than 2 days. It's hell.

>>718303880 (OP)
>At least we're not speaking German
[Sand monkey language]

>>718309649
Just wash your arse in the sink and then do some nude light aerobics to dry off.
It'd also serve as entertainment for a short while.

>>718304476
>diversity
but its nearly all browns and blacks
wait.. you are right afterall

>>718309557
I assume lights turn off automatically

>>718305238
You get bed sheets when you get processed.
>>718309557
They turn off the lights at curfew

>>718303880 (OP)
>no blankets
monsters

>be an accomplice to a major crime
>rat everyone out
>go to jail, get luxuries for being a good rat, and live for free

>>718309871
>get out
>get stabbed and die
bro I don't think you thought this one through

>>718303880 (OP)
I like how that guy who committed the worst mass murder in Norwegian history is locked up in what looks like a university dorm where he can chill in a comfy room and play vidya all day. It's funny how drastically prisons and the idea of what incarceration means differs from country to country.

Conservatives can fuck off
Corporations can fuck off
Democrats can suck my dick but only because some of them are sexy transgenders
The rest are failures who gave into the government's way of tripwiring liberalism, through enabling anti-misogny, anti-racism, and things that boil down to the cancellation of based freedoms.
The government entrapped us all in the end. They used our freedom to be based, play video games, watch porn and be relaxed to give reason to remove these freedoms, and all of the aforementioned are to blame for it, which of course also includes the entire EU project.

>>718309925
Out?

>>718309952
Out of your cell

>>718309925
Not even when you get out. You'll get shived in there

>>718303880 (OP)
>Enough room to make the bed into a king size
>With zero cost as the "bed" is literally an elevated concrete floor
>Make it into half-single for some reason
The bed is already uncomfortable enough, why won't they at least let them utilize the space

>>718310198
If you want to sleep on the ground, go to a Japanese prison

>>718309131
Or look at a woman for more than two seconds.

How common is faggotry in prison? Is it just movies overblowing it or no?
>Inb4 men get horny
Just wank it buddy, get porn mag or use imagination

OI! ARE YEW HAVING SOME DANGEROUS HATE THOUGHTS?

>>718303880 (OP)
Every time I was put in a cell like that they never gave me a pillow. I did get a blanket tho

Putting people in prison for non physically violent crimes is retarded fascist behaviour.

>>718310198
I assume these cells are designed to meet the barest minimum legal standards to house prisoners.

>>718310419
20 bucks says you're a nigger in LA

>>718310198
It is a prison

>>718310394
Who have I terrorized, exactly?

>>718310394
I hope this isn't real

>>718308353
>it only has video games on it
Never mind I refuse to make use of such a device

>>718310406
Tell us about your experience, bro

>>718310394
do britongoloids REALLY?

>>718303880 (OP)
How hard would you have to smash your head against the wall for you to die? I'd rather go out like that

>>718310248
Seems pretty comfy but I don't think they'd let me sleep around on the floor all day

>guys really live like this and think it's fine
>>718309070
kek

>>718310531
My psycho parents kicked me out without any notice and I said I was going to kill them and they thought I was serious so they locked me up.

>>718303880 (OP)
Every time I see an English cop I'm reminded why they have surrendered their country. Absolute cucks, all of them

>>718310634
Shit dude. How long? Are things better now?

>>718303880 (OP)
OI! THATS IT! ANOTHA ISLAMOPHOBIC REMARK OUTTA YA MOUTH AND YOUR GOING IN THE KAFFIR TANK! KIER STARMER HAVE MERCY ON YOUR CHUD SOUL

>>718310486
I know but it's still kinda funny how blatantly intentional they are about making it shit

>>718310692
I don't talk to my parents anymore.

>>718310634
Just for future reference in your next life, they can't actually kick you out with no notice. They have to give minimum notice and then if you refuse to leave they have go through an eviction process which takes like 30+ days most places. If they do lock you out or physically kick you out you can call the cops and they'll force them to let you back in. Might be a bit awkward but better than sleeping in the street.

>>718308353
Great, I'll write a novel!

>>718310394
Glad the bongs had time to categorize this serious problem inbetween all the brownoid rapings, stabbings, verhicular manslaughter and bombings desu

>>718303880 (OP)
Why do all britoids look exactly like this pasty egghead? The only feature where they are varied is in the percentage of body fat

>>718303880 (OP)
They could at least give you a computer. as it is, people will try to avoid getting caught

Is there a single British police officer that looks even remotely threatening?

>>718310971
Pointing out that the british are a distinct ethnic people indigenous to the british isles is a crime.
Into the cell.

>dude it's free bed and free food
>ignore the shitty living condition and the awful population you'll be forced to live with

>>718309574
The "winter" in the UK is like a stiff breeze in every other non tropical country, even their homeless are weak, sad

>>718310971
m8 that's not even a britoid, he's just pale (check nose)

>>718310460
No. I'm in Europe. People who just commit crimes like piracy or whatever should just get a fine not prison. Prison should only be for crimes involving physical violence.

>>718311092
>Posted from Tim Hortons WiFi

>>718309712
They obviously have exercise time, cafeteria time and mandatory prison work time. You only need to mandatorily stay there during the night.

>>718309131
>when you forget to pay for your wanking loicence on time

>>718311147
Pretty sure these are solitary/punishment cells where the inmates are kept like 23 hours a day.

Who was epsteins cellmate? The one he said tried to kill him?

>>718311019
>indigenous

Lol which British are we talking about? Normans? Saxons? Not even their royals are indigenous. The house of Windsor itself are usurpers.

>>718311254
then unless they have books to pass the time, they are better off killing themselves.

>>718310605
>$3000 + tip

>>718303880 (OP)
majority of turd worlders live in worse conditions than that
that's why they do whatever they want once they get here

>>718311265
There was no cellmate. He just accidentally fell off his chair with his neck around his belt and his hands tied behind his back after shooting 3 bullets behind his own head from suicide.

>>718311313
Welsh chads

>>718311370
Epstein literally made a formal complaint about his cellmate trying to kill him you fucking retard.

>>718311313
The swamp dwellers encountered by Caesar.
The ones who closely resemble Cheddar Man and are characterized by their swarthy complexion and diminutive stature.

>>718311395
>when your people endure for another thousand years
Based sheepfuckers

>>718310857
I was only there for the 24 hours they can keep you because I said to them very clearly that I wasn't going to fight anything, or try to stay in a house that I wasn't actually welcome in anymore. I was more upset that they took what I said literally because it made me have to explain the absurdity of everything logically to people I had never met.

It would be like saying to somebody on /v/ "Can't beat dark souls by parrying gwyn? never gonna make it" and then they 100% believe you and give up writing a novel or something because you've told them quite literally they're " never gonna make it", I was in a world in my life where people took everything I said at face value and I spiralled down mentally, now I just don't think about it, the whole situation was fucking stupid.

>>718310394
You know, I see all of this shit happening over there and I'm thinking wtf do the royal family think? Why aren't they doing anything?

>>718311254
>>718311349
I looked it up. These are actually just processing cells for people who've been recently arrested. Nobody stays in them long term.

>>718311547
>German Hanover family
If prince andy is any indication they gave up a long time ago

>>718303880 (OP)
pov: you slowed down near a woman

>>718311547
Even if they wanted to do something, the monarchy is only a symbolic institution at this point. They don't have any actual power

>>718311630
What? Why the hell would they have so much security for a processing cell? Processing cells in the US house like 10 people at a time with none of this high tech crap.

>>718311630
That shit can take months, mate

>>718311547
...anon..

>>718308882
You only get one if you can pay the telly loicense.

>>718311547
why would royals give a fuck? They spent centuries keeping native whites as starving peasants, this is just a return to old times.

>>718311885
Fucking hell you are retarded

>>718311265
Some bald guy I think, had a pretty forgettable face.

>>718304926
>>718310559
Why do you avatarfag with the reddit frog

>>718311737
>>718311740
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgescarmedia/video/7424093992851082529
idk but the video with sound seems to imply it's a custody cell for drunk drivers.

Mr beast 10 years in solitary confinement or donate 30 million to water aid in Africa. Challenge