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Anonymous No.718303979 [Report] >>718304109 >>718304663 >>718304735 >>718306784 >>718306972 >>718307726 >>718308048 >>718310207 >>718311576 >>718313275
What a piece of utter garbage, lol. At one point i just activated immortality to get this tranwreck over with.i
Anonymous No.718304060 [Report] >>718304585 >>718306302
Lol, filtered. of all the things the game does bad like jesse's face, you ramble about its difficulty. Lmao, cringe
Anonymous No.718304109 [Report] >>718304473 >>718306302
>>718303979 (OP)
Nigga, difficulty? That's your complaint?
Please, stop playing games.
Anonymous No.718304473 [Report] >>718304652 >>718306302
>>718304109
OP is gay, but not for the reason you've implied.
turning on godmode to have more fun is based. however, forcing yourself to finish a game you're not enjoying is cringe.
Anonymous No.718304585 [Report] >>718309837 >>718309898
>>718304060
I wonder if there's a mod to make the MC look attractive. That could save the game IMO.
Anonymous No.718304652 [Report] >>718306302
>>718304473
>Turning on godmode...
No. Stop playing the game if you're a bitch.
Anonymous No.718304663 [Report]
>>718303979 (OP)
I really liked it, Max Payne 2 is still my favorite Remedy release but Control is a close second
Anonymous No.718304686 [Report] >>718309889
>uhhh we only bothered putting 6 guns in the shooting game
>uhhhh they are all just variations of a pistol
>uhhhhhhhh you can only use 2 of them at a time anyways
Anonymous No.718304735 [Report]
>>718303979 (OP)
I really didn't like the shooting in this
art design is very good though
Anonymous No.718304764 [Report]
you have to play this game like a third person shmup, constantly dodging and spamming

not a tactical shooter or a cover shooter lol
Anonymous No.718304829 [Report] >>718304971 >>718305052 >>718306591
it was doomed from the start with this ugly retarded bitch, stick your alternative beauty bullshit up your ass
Anonymous No.718304890 [Report] >>718306302 >>718308161 >>718308396 >>718314328
I know somebody like OP who did the same thing. Does this game just get hard?
Anonymous No.718304971 [Report] >>718306591
>>718304829
Jesse faden is cute

and her game is great

take it back
Anonymous No.718305052 [Report] >>718306591
>>718304829
lol what
she's definitely above average as far as western heroines go
Anonymous No.718306302 [Report] >>718312709
>>718304060
>>718304109
>>718304473
>>718304652
>>718304890

You fuckign moronic nignogs. Its not the diffculty, i wanted to end the misery quick and effectively. Same old goose chase in a boring Aperture Science totally do-not-steal Office building setting with the fucking stereotype dimensional construct spaces ive seen in ten different games, including Assassins Creed lol

Fuck this game and FUCK FUCK FUCK the godawful writing, holy shit. How do you go from a modern noir masterpiece like MAx PAyne 1 to this diarrhea.

Sam Lake is the more retarded little brother of Kojima. But Kojima actually goes balls deep and cums. Sam Lake just shrivels up, pulls out and embarrassingly apologizes.
Anonymous No.718306382 [Report] >>718306478
It's basically if Fringe was a video game. The world building and characters were kino but the gameplay gets repetitive after a while. I thought it was great personally but I can see how it wouldn't be for everyone
Anonymous No.718306478 [Report] >>718306761
>>718306382
Nothing in this retarded ass game makes sense. Its the opposite of kino. Fringe has an actual multiple universe hopping subplot. Control has dimensional tears that go nowhere.
Anonymous No.718306591 [Report]
>>718305052
>>718304971
>>718304829
I call her the Crimson Chin
Anonymous No.718306596 [Report] >>718306709 >>718306725 >>718306847 >>718306850 >>718308396 >>718308839 >>718312376 >>718315365
Let's be honest. Remedy's only good game was Max Payne. Lake pulled down his pants and raped that company as hard as he possibly could. Max Payne 2 was disappointing. Alan Wake was shit. Alan Wake's American Nightmare was VERY shit. Quantum Break was terrible. Control was mediocre. Alan Wake 2 was just awful.
Anonymous No.718306709 [Report] >>718306831
>>718306596
quantum break is their bis work lol
Anonymous No.718306725 [Report]
>>718306596
Hear, hear. Same way Kojima ruined MGS. One amazing debut and then bullshit after bullshit. Thats hy devs shoudl NEVER utilize a "head figure" or even encourage them, becasue it always ends in EGOs running wild. The best games are created by the most autistic no-name nerds who never ever will do an interview and live in a cave 24/7.
Anonymous No.718306761 [Report] >>718306921
>>718306478
I liked the characters, world building, the motel stuff, Threshold Kids and all the different objects. I think the game peaked with the conversations with her brother. Pure creepy kino
Anonymous No.718306784 [Report] >>718307120
>>718303979 (OP)
The only thing really wrong with the game is that it doesn't have an ending. You think you're reaching some epic climax and bossfight and then.. it's over. Only you can keep playing for some goddamn reason and not a single goddamn plot thread finishes satisfactorily.
The Hiss? Still there. The House? Still fucked. The brother? Coma/Hannibal Lector discussions.
The Hiss was only interesting because it was a threat while you explored the house. It still being there at "the end" is lame. I want new weird shit, not just more red light and chanting while I kill random zombie mooks.
Is there going to be a sequel?
Will they make you play a black woman that hates wypipo like Alan Wake?
Cause I won't play it.
Anonymous No.718306831 [Report]
>>718306709
It's a basic time travel story with slow third person shooter gameplay to start with which then turns the player into an unstoppable god by the middle of the game. Merging it with a television experience seemed like a good idea on paper but wasn't executed particularly well
Anonymous No.718306847 [Report] >>718307193
>>718306596
>Max Payne 2 was disappointing
on what planet, 2 is better than 1 in every conceivable way
Anonymous No.718306850 [Report]
>>718306596
>Remedy's only good game was Max Payne.
Facts!
Anonymous No.718306921 [Report] >>718311726
>>718306761
This is what Remedy excels at and it's like a weird crossover with a television show. Address Unknown is legitimately a more enjoyable experience than playing Max Payne 2

They should be making low budget tv shows
Anonymous No.718306972 [Report]
>>718303979 (OP)
Yeah, the game is kinda shit.
I finished it a few years back and got bored during post game dlc with the negroid uggo. Uninstalled it and completely forgot about it.
There are some kino levels (like the moon landing one and the complete dark one) but overall its boring and the story is retarded.
Anonymous No.718307074 [Report]
I thought they were going for something cool when she was talking to the thing the whole game like it was meta and it was supposed to be the player
as soon as she called it "she" I uninstalled
Anonymous No.718307120 [Report] >>718307354 >>718311903
>>718306784
>Will they make you play a black woman that hates wypipo like Alan Wake?
you mean that single line about white guys in the entire game where it's Saga's dark place self trying to break her down and Saga responds with "no, I am not a victim"? Secondaries making bold claims from out of context screenshots they see posted on /v/, a classic tale. Alan Wake 2 is middling as hell and doesn't need literal lies to call it out for being so
Anonymous No.718307193 [Report]
>>718306847
How is it better? The story is this bizarrely conceived mess about finding out who's behind targeted hits on inner circle members while Mona, a lesser character from the first game shot in the fucking head and miraculously brought back to life serves as a companion and love interest. The recharging hourglass and streak based time slowing and instant reload completely degrade the combat experience and turn Max into an absolutely unstoppable force never in any danger and continually acquiring more powerful weapons to overwhelm even faster. And you need to beat the game to unlock the higher difficulties which barely do anything
Anonymous No.718307354 [Report] >>718307439
>>718307120
Look, I just don't play niggers.
Anonymous No.718307439 [Report]
>>718307354
that's reasonable, I can appreciate the honesty in that at least
Anonymous No.718307590 [Report]
All Remedy games reach a point where they're just locking you in rooms with the same enemies over and over again, and it gets really tiresome. Someone should tell them less is more.
Make the campaign five hours long, and have an RE Mercinaries mode, if you have to do something.
Anonymous No.718307726 [Report]
>>718303979 (OP)
You didn't beat the game
Anonymous No.718308048 [Report]
>>718303979 (OP)
Was a 7/10 for me. Very strong start but gets boring the more you play .

> bland loot system felt like it was added in the last minute. Every mod is some boring passive stat increase
>big map with cool secret rooms but the rewards for exploring are more boring mods
>have a weapon that can ''turn into anything'' but remains a hand gun with different generic firing modes the entire game.
>Gunplay feels great but low enemy variety makes almost every combat encounter feels the same. I got so tired of shooting the same floating red guys, generic guards and big strong rocket launcher tank that I just maxed out pull and throw to wipe rooms with debris
>obnoxious ''infinite missions'' that change every couple of hours with frequent emergency messages

I liked the rest of the game but half way through I was just rushing to finish it. Great atmosphere, setting and lore. One of the few games where I actually read every note and file to learn about the objects of power. The fridge was kinda fucked up. The thing lied.
Anonymous No.718308161 [Report]
>>718304890
I died more than a few times to some cheap shots, you're expected to move fast and save enough energy to pull up your shield and I often didn't, enemies can two-shot you
the auto lock-on telepathy being your strongest tool by far prevents it from really being hard though
Anonymous No.718308396 [Report]
>>718306596
MP2 was at least on part with MP, but everything that came after was meh. They flanderized themselves into being a "le weird and whacky" studio that has nothing else to offer.
>>718304890
I didn't cheat, but I kinda get it, the loot and crafting system in this game is fucking awful and a massive drag, you're better off just giving yourself the top upgrades to remove this annoyance once and for all.
Anonymous No.718308559 [Report] >>718308604
Should've removed the bad loot system and added more weapons and enemies. Is like they ran out of ideas and just made a half assed attempt at an ARPG.
Anonymous No.718308604 [Report]
>>718308559
what's that
make a co-op shooter and reuse all the shitty enemies?
Anonymous No.718308685 [Report] >>718309583
I can't wait for Control 2 I'm so hype. My gaming laptop only has a 6gb RTX 4050 so chances are I won't even be able to play it when it drops. Might have to buy a cheap PS5 or something
Anonymous No.718308839 [Report]
>>718306596
so you are complaining that Remedy is a one hit studio and whine about 24 fucking years later?
sounds like a (You) problem.
Anonymous No.718309583 [Report] >>718309724
>>718308685
If they make a Control 2, I wonder if they'll double down on the MC being ugly. Like, will they make her jaw even bigger? It's interesting to consider how far they'll go.
Anonymous No.718309724 [Report] >>718309914 >>718310187
>>718309583
She is not that ugly. Stop exaggerating.
Anonymous No.718309837 [Report]
>>718304585
>Game is shit, but at least the protag is hot
This doesn't sound like "saving".
Anonymous No.718309889 [Report] >>718310101
>>718304686
>>uhhhh they are all just variations of a pistol
Only visually. They all have different functions.
Anonymous No.718309898 [Report]
>>718304585
I checked Nexus and there's not a single mod that changes the MC's face. Incredible.
Anonymous No.718309914 [Report]
>>718309724
She looks like she can chew through gondola cables.
Anonymous No.718310101 [Report] >>718310761
>>718309889
NTA but those functions were just generic pistol, shutgun, machine gun, sniper, grenade launcher. They could have been more creative considering the setting.
Anonymous No.718310187 [Report] >>718310685 >>718310783 >>718311483 >>718312227
>>718309724
She reminds me of the MC from the Bully game, which isn't a good thing. Sure, you can just ignore the lower half of her face, but that takes constant focus. You really need to be squinting the whole time you look at her just to say "she's not that bad".
Anonymous No.718310207 [Report]
>>718303979 (OP)
play the juke box, learn to create a build
Anonymous No.718310528 [Report] >>718312681
Jesse was a Tulpa Alan Wake created from his typerwriter in the Dark Place.
Alan needed help to escape the eldritch prison he's in, so poof, he creates Jesse. Jesse who would become the Director of the Federal Bureau of Control just for the purpose of sending a Field Agent to help Alan out of his predicament.
Jesse was based on her brother but then turned in to a girl hence the trannyface. Jesse's brother fukken knew his sister was a Tulpa. She wasn't supposed to exist. It was supposed to be HIM. HE was the one who was supposed to become the Director of the Federal Bureau of Control. Alan Wake's interjection into the real world was responsible for the HISS.
Anonymous No.718310685 [Report] >>718313375
>>718310187
It's a 3rd person game, you're staring at her butt most of the time.
Anonymous No.718310761 [Report]
>>718310101
right, this was allegedly an scp game, how about a gun that when you fire it it summons the targets closest loved one right in front of them and makes them explode that would be kind of distracting
Anonymous No.718310783 [Report] >>718311496
>>718310187
She looks normal. You are just a dumb gooner.
Anonymous No.718311483 [Report] >>718311754
>>718310187
thats an above average redhead. dont seem to see the problem people have with her.
Anonymous No.718311496 [Report]
>>718310783
Normal isn't good enough, then. I am entitled to want more than that.
Anonymous No.718311530 [Report]
I fucken loved control ultimate edition. Especially the watcher (is that the name?) Level, the shifting corridor level. Was a lot of fun.
Anonymous No.718311576 [Report]
>>718303979 (OP)
I also got filtered by the combat, it felt so weird on KBM, and I can't stand playing shooters, even a third person shooter, with a controller anymore so there was no way forward for me.
Anonymous No.718311726 [Report]
>>718306921
I agree 100%. I like their stories and worldbuilding, but the gameplay in all of their games sucks ASS and I don't feel like they make all that much use of the unique possibilities of the medium anyway.
Anonymous No.718311754 [Report]
>>718311483
>thats an above average redhead
No, this is. It sure would be bad if she also got turned into a manjawed mockery of feminine facial features. That would just be a strange coincidence.
Anonymous No.718311776 [Report]
I liked when Alan showed up :)
Anonymous No.718311903 [Report] >>718312270 >>718312924
>>718307120
>Alan Wake 2 is middling as hell
It's actually one of the best games of all time.
Anonymous No.718312090 [Report]
7/10 games like
these are always the best they have replay value


so called 10/10 like rdr2 elden ring i played to the end and didn't touch it again
Anonymous No.718312227 [Report] >>718312493
>>718310187
Women with strong chins have sons with strong chins and if you want your son to have a weak or no chin then go ahead but he will be treated like a faggot.
Anonymous No.718312270 [Report]
>>718311903
did they finish the plot or something?
Anonymous No.718312320 [Report]
>make a bunch of fun objects of power and altered items
>don't use any of them for gameplay
Man thats gay. There is a hammer that gives aids to people. I wanted to use it.
Anonymous No.718312376 [Report]
>>718306596
AW1 was great for one, go eat a dick
Anonymous No.718312493 [Report] >>718312541
>>718312227
Do you have a weak chin and blame your mother for it? My chin is not gigachad level by any stretch, but it's clearly a male chin despite my mother not looking like a man.
Anonymous No.718312541 [Report]
>>718312493
Post chin, faggot
Anonymous No.718312681 [Report]
>>718310528
The whole underlying implication of this fictional universe seems to be that no one is entirely real, and the characters are all kind of co-creating each other.
That's why there's ambiguity over whether Wake created Zane or Zane created Wake. It's a self perpetuating loop.
Anonymous No.718312709 [Report]
>>718306302
finishing a game you don't enjoy is autism and you're retarded. Just stop playing when it's no longer fun
Anonymous No.718312924 [Report] >>718313259
>>718311903
nah, it's really not. Combat is unsatisfying and repetitive. Saga's mind place was utterly pointless gameplay-wise given it was entirely railroaded and never felt like you were solving anything on the case board, it was essentially a glorified QTE. Nothing about Bright Falls or Watery made for an interesting space to play in or explore. I actually like the idea of split protagonists and Saga being a black women isn't a fatal flaw to me like it is for a lot of people on /v/, but the bulk of her section was a complete drag.

Alan's dark place was much better with more enjoyable level design but was let down a lot by a complete lack of enemy variety and not leaning into the potential weirdness enough.

Even though they missed the mark a lot in other ways, the DLCs with Estevez and Baker were far cooler because they actually explored the more unique aspects of the setting, which is where Remedy shine.

My biggest problem with Alan Wake 2 is that on paper it's cool setting but fails to capitalize on its potential and the gameplay part of the experience is a complete snooze fest, even on nightmare difficulty.

It sure is a pretty game, though, even if it's nearly entirely static and lacks the dynamic physics props and surface level destruction that made Control's combat so visceral comparatively.
Anonymous No.718313259 [Report]
>>718312924
>cool setting but fails to capitalize on its potential and the gameplay part of the experience is a complete snooze fest,
Remedy games in a nutshell
Anonymous No.718313275 [Report] >>718313336
>>718303979 (OP)
I agree
Ugly man faced MC
Ugly nigger at some point
I genuinely regret buying this trash years ago even if this was discounted
It was before I understood the DEI the pedokikes trying to push
Anonymous No.718313336 [Report] >>718313647
>>718313275
The "ugly manfaced MC" is a real actor they have been working with since Quantum Break.
Anonymous No.718313375 [Report] >>718314653
>>718310685
A man's ass
Look at the real actress
Day and night comparison
Anonymous No.718313647 [Report] >>718313801 >>718313830 >>718314518
>>718313336
I saw her
You dei faggot nigger faggot glownigger DEI hire shill pedokike cumguzzling retard
Just do a 44% or 50% already and rope honestly
Revolting tranny
Genocide awaits shabbos goyim like you
Anonymous No.718313801 [Report]
>>718313647
*tips fedora*
Anonymous No.718313830 [Report]
>>718313647
brainrot
Anonymous No.718314328 [Report]
>>718304890
If you're bitchmade
Anonymous No.718314518 [Report]
>>718313647
You lost the culture war :)
Anonymous No.718314653 [Report]
>>718313375
Being heterosexual and super-straight, I know a woman's ass when I see one. Sorry you're gender-confused.
Anonymous No.718315365 [Report] >>718315448
>>718306596
>Alan Wake was shit
>Alan Wake 2 was just awful
???
They're both fantastic, even if the Saga race swap is retarded
Anonymous No.718315448 [Report]
>>718315365
NTA, but I only got through AW2 because I was invested in the story. The actual gameplay kind of sucks, at least on Saga's side.