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Anonymous No.718306097 >>718306192 >>718306281 >>718306336 >>718306674 >>718306792 >>718306945 >>718307402 >>718307840 >>718308938 >>718309596 >>718310861 >>718311097 >>718312235 >>718319637
>party member betrays you
Anonymous No.718306192 >>718316721
>>718306097 (OP)
>party member envies your gear
Anonymous No.718306281 >>718307213 >>718314116
>>718306097 (OP)
Tell me, when did Anon the Chud abandon madness for reason?
Anonymous No.718306336
>>718306097 (OP)
>party member activates traps in dungeon bringing enemies to your location
Anonymous No.718306413 >>718309402
>party member is a nigger
Anonymous No.718306557
>Party member gets beaten up by a dog.
Anonymous No.718306624 >>718315432
>party member has detection skills
Anonymous No.718306674 >>718311309
>>718306097 (OP)
>party member expects a share of the loot
Anonymous No.718306716 >>718306762
>party member has a retarded idea
Anonymous No.718306762 >>718306892 >>718313640
>>718306716
>party member follows through on his retarded idea
Anonymous No.718306792 >>718310346
>>718306097 (OP)
>party member never showers
Anonymous No.718306892
>>718306762
>hairless flaccid assholes
Anonymous No.718306945 >>718307030 >>718307134 >>718307325 >>718313285 >>718319026
>>718306097 (OP)
everything would've been over much sooner if he didn't create an army for sauron
why did he do it?
>uhh le single bad man will rule the world, that's why i need to create a massive army to help him, otherwise he will rule the world!
make it make sense
Anonymous No.718307012
Anonymous No.718307015 >>718318738
>player character dies
Anonymous No.718307030 >>718307220
>>718306945
In the books he wanted to rival Sauron and use the ring for himself once he got it. He wanted to chop down Fangorn and use industrialization and machinery to fuel his war machine.
Anonymous No.718307134 >>718307220
>>718306945
>make ork slave army
>get rid of trees and humans
>make fuck huge ork army
>get rid of sauron
Anonymous No.718307213
>>718306281
I'm going to steal this in three or four years when someone next talks sense on /pol/, thanks anon
Anonymous No.718307220 >>718307364
>>718307030
>>718307134
>rule over a pile of rubble and fugly orcs (all male)
????
Anonymous No.718307294 >>718313640
>party member wont get off the fucking phone
Anonymous No.718307325 >>718308013
>>718306945
>if he didn't create an army for sauron
It was for himself, he only ever played lip service to Sauron to overthrow him at the first possible opportunity. I can't understand why Jackson cut this out, it would have taken one line in the Isengard to meeting scene to wink at Gandalf and say 'I'm in it for myself' and then we'd be off to the races.
Anonymous No.718307364 >>718307543
>>718307220
>pile of rubble
have you seen what they did to isengard? he's basically the proto chaos dwarf
Anonymous No.718307402
>>718306097 (OP)
>to defeat the enemy, we have to use their power
>fight fire with fire
Evil is evil bro
Anonymous No.718307543 >>718307821
>>718307364
nta but you couldn't pay me to be king of all niggers and only niggers
Anonymous No.718307556 >>718308332 >>718308659
>Speak NIGGER and enter
Anonymous No.718307821
>>718307543
you will obviously have some sexy elf and human slaves. or burly dwarves if that's your thing
Anonymous No.718307840 >>718320219
>>718306097 (OP)
>sauronman
really?
Anonymous No.718308013
>>718307325
He didn’t need to.
The fact the Uruk-hai were taking the ring to Isengard is all you need to know
Anonymous No.718308146
Anonymous No.718308332 >>718308403 >>718308659
>>718307556
>Speak NIGGER and enter
>What's the jewish word for NIGGER?
Anonymous No.718308403 >>718308546 >>718308659
>>718308332
kooshee
Anonymous No.718308462
ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN
Anonymous No.718308546 >>718308659
>>718308403
>.
Anonymous No.718308560 >>718309101 >>718311781
>party member is literally you
Anonymous No.718308659 >>718308824 >>718308835 >>718316723 >>718317352
>>718307556
>>718308332
>>718308403
>>718308546
not funny.
didn't laugh.
Anonymous No.718308824
>>718308659
not interesting.
didn't ask.
Anonymous No.718308835
>>718308659
you tell a funny joke then, faggot
Anonymous No.718308938
>>718306097 (OP)
>party member keeps key item to himself, delaying the final quest
Anonymous No.718309101 >>718309202
>>718308560
Anonymous No.718309202 >>718317532
>>718309101
pls tell me there's a Bane edit kek
Anonymous No.718309402
>>718306413
Only 30+ gamers can wear this chestplate
Anonymous No.718309425
>party member wants to rush to the end of the campaign
Anonymous No.718309596
>>718306097 (OP)
>Sauronsman you betrayed us for Sauron!
Anonymous No.718309695 >>718315706
>party member returns to your guild after weeks of inactivity
Anonymous No.718310346
>>718306792
>party member never moisturises either
Anonymous No.718310861 >>718310978 >>718311008 >>718311178 >>718312110
>>718306097 (OP)
Why the fuck is there no LOTR RPG yet that lets me choose a race/class and just chill out in middle earth doing whatever I want and roleplaying? LOTRO is close but it's too static and MMOified. I want DYNAMICS.
Anonymous No.718310978 >>718317962
>>718310861
are there any games but bethesda that do these things well?
Anonymous No.718311008 >>718311069 >>718311112 >>718311486
>>718310861
Sorry they have to spend resources on nog hobbits because that's what people asked for.
Anonymous No.718311069 >>718312813
>>718311008
Besides nigHobbits is this game any good as a comfy sim?
Anonymous No.718311097
>>718306097 (OP)
>party member doesnt follow instructions
Anonymous No.718311112
>>718311008
nobbits, noggits, hobbers hard r
Anonymous No.718311178
>>718310861
You want MODERN media to do another take on Tolkiens world? After Rings of Power?
Anonymous No.718311309
>>718306674
>that elfs chin
damn
Anonymous No.718311486
>>718311008
>they have to spend resources on nog hobbits
Yes.
>because that's what people asked for.
Yes.
Anonymous No.718311781 >>718312112 >>718312215
>>718308560
The fact that there was a romance angle with Galadriel told me all I needed to know about the writers. I can just smell the still drying blue hair dye on the fat they/them that schlicks to Harry Potter fanfics who wrote that dreck. Absolutely fucking disgusting.
Anonymous No.718312110
>>718310861
I just want another Third Age GBA type game, like a fire emblem with LoTR stuff.
Anonymous No.718312112
>>718311781
>Oh my husband has been missing lol
Someone wrote that.
Anonymous No.718312215
>>718311781
you can include some sexual tension if you want but they literally sat both characters down and went "hey I kinda like you" and "I kinda like you too"
like what the fuck
Anonymous No.718312235 >>718316525
>>718306097 (OP)
Anonymous No.718312813
>>718311069
it's dogshit, just play animal crossing or stardew valley at this point
Anonymous No.718313285 >>718313480
>>718306945
>make it make sense
Which youtuber populirized this phrase? I'm already getting tired of it.
Anonymous No.718313480
>>718313285
i did it to annoy you specifically
Anonymous No.718313640 >>718313787
>>718306762
>>718307294
I miss 2000s memes, they were just silly and fun. It seems like every meme now is created only to shit on and demoralize someone.
Anonymous No.718313787
>>718313640
Instead of the vine boom we now have the Taco Bell ding because I fucking love corporations and memes bro.
Anonymous No.718314116 >>718315485
>>718306281
Anonymous No.718314483 >>718314557 >>718314768
>Game has a giant plot hole
Anonymous No.718314557
>>718314483
shut up, dildo
Anonymous No.718314689
>game didn't explain the tax policy of their world
Anonymous No.718314768
>>718314483
someone AI the rivendell scene with them turning around and climbing on a bunch of big eagles lmao
Anonymous No.718315432
>>718306624
The ampunt of times they have to save Gimli in the movie will astound you
Anonymous No.718315485
>>718314116
this might be my favorite meme of all time
Anonymous No.718315706
>>718309695
Leaves again. Returns after even more weeks.
Anonymous No.718315856 >>718317050 >>718321710
>when your party member has a perk that makes him stronger at low health
Anonymous No.718316525
>>718312235
Why does Marth look evil?
Anonymous No.718316721
>>718306192
Anonymous No.718316723
>>718308659
I did
Anonymous No.718317050 >>718318145
>>718315856
>I CAN'T CARRY THE RING FOR YOU, MR. FRODO
>BUT I CAN STILL CARRY YOU
Anonymous No.718317352
>>718308659
Yes, child, you did.
Enjoy prison.
Anonymous No.718317532
>>718309202
I could have sworn I had it, but alas.
Anonymous No.718317962 >>718319486
>>718310978
I mean it doesn't have to be bethesda tier where some guard runs across the map to fist fight a dragon. But at least give the town NPCs schedules to make it feel more alive. They don't all have to have inventories or anything. Just go home after X time, go to work on certain days, etc. Also let NPCs engage each other in field combat. Then just add a bunch of generic fantasy tier quests but LOTR themed and you're good. Maybe make mordor a dynamic battle area where you take control of locations and shit but make it where the NPCs can do it themselves if the player doesn't involve themslves in it. Games like Stalker Clear Sky and Mount & Blade come to mind with how the AI battles it out in those games without the players intervention. It doesn't even have to be fully open-world it could just be free-roam instanced zones.
Anonymous No.718318145
>>718317050
might be the number one scene that women will never understand in all of movie history
Anonymous No.718318286
Anonymous No.718318738
>>718307015
Foreverially deilitized
Anonymous No.718319026
>>718306945
That's the entire point. Saruman was corrupted so badly by his skype chats with Sauron that he was playing mental gymnastics against his own best interests. Saruman genuinely believed that if he pretended to help Sauron by actually helping Sauron, he could then outwit Sauron by backstabbing him later once he gets his hands on the One Ring to give him an edge. Saruman was no longer rational, he was putty in Sauron's hand. Same goes for Denethor, albeit Denethor at least never accepted the idea of cooperating with Sauron, no matter what.
Anonymous No.718319486
>>718317962
hear me out. what if shadow of war, but without the legacy of kain meets naruto plot.
Anonymous No.718319637
>>718306097 (OP)
He never even joined the party
Anonymous No.718319748
Everything that happend prior to the second age is way more interesting than everything after.
Anonymous No.718320219
>>718307840
Anonymous No.718321710
>>718315856
Sheer determination is honestly what kept them both alive here. I cant imagine how malnourished and achy they felt after waking up in Rivendell.
Anonymous No.718322952
i want to write a fantasy novel