Thread 718306386

Which way, white man?

>>718306386 (OP)
>which evil tranny do you want to be a slave of
shut the fuck up faggot

>>718306519
>kike mask
Good goy.

>>718306386 (OP)
Cute girl, or a man in a dress. Wow. Such a difficult choice.

Neither. Both trannies from a shit game.

>>718306726
Miquella can turn into a girl.

>>718306809
...with a feminine penis

>ugly doll
>ugly troon
None since there's no attractive biological women in this game.

Both have hideous in game models. Burn it all down and kill everything.

>>718306386 (OP)
get the edge of order from the ironeye remembrance in nightreign to kill both, because other normal weapons wouldn't work

I want to cure Rellana's oneitis.

I'm white but I'll kill both abominations if I have a choice. The game is shit tho.

>>718307260
The 1% of non-white men who have a over-7 inches penis (BWC-sized) are considered honorary Whites, sorry, I don't make the rules.

>>718307398
I got 6 inches on a good day, sorry.

>>718307607
Mm

>>718306386 (OP)
Since Miquella lacks a physical body now, I'll take the doll so my dick can at least feel something.

>>718307212
>no prior mention
>shows up
>dies
>"miquella forgive me..."
Bravo, Miyazaki.

>>718308189
Oh wait, this is the bitch who was simping for the serpent twink, I can't even remember this game's story anymore. What went wrong?

>>718306386 (OP)
Miquella plapping Ranni

>>718306386 (OP)
Option 3: Sellen

>>718306386 (OP)
Femboy feet are actually disgusting

>>718306386 (OP)
stop being such a tryhard
its pathetic

>>718306386 (OP)
>>718306519
Burn it all down and let the ashes make something new

>>718306386 (OP)
tfw you kill Miquella and his rapeslave boyfriend then fly to space to fuck your moon wife

>>718306386 (OP)
They should've given us the option to complete the cursemarks of death on Ranni and Godwyn so they can both fully die.

>>718306386 (OP)
Shota Miquella.

>>718306386 (OP)
i remember the original image this pose was taken from, left was a dark skin girl and right was a smug loli both wearing maid outfits

>>718306386 (OP)
I like both but Miquella only likes Radahn, so I'm gonna take Ranni.

>>718307014
this.
burn down From as well.

>>718306386 (OP)
>The blonde one doesn't look nearly as cute
Pass

>>718306386 (OP)
>orders an assassination on Godwyn
>orders a character assassination on dlc Miquella
>orders an assassination on my virginity
Why is r*nni so EVIL???

>>718306386 (OP)
None, they're both too evil, if I have to choose one it's Ranni, as she at least didn't discard her compassion and love.

>>718312718
Yeah she instead discarded the most compassionate and lovely demigod.

>>718306386 (OP)
Ranni because I'm not a faggot and because even after she's dead she's still a cute four-armed witch.
Meanwhile, Miquella is the rotting corpse of an incestuous troon creating an illusion where he projects himself as “le cute blonde femboy shota uwu” when in reality he's physically horrible, just like Twitter troons using anime pfp.

>>718306386 (OP)
Why is this even a question

>>718312852
>most compassionate and lovely demigod.
People just love to make shit up about Godwyn.

>>718312937
Yep. Cute boys >>>>>>>>>>>> the rest.

>>718312952
Remind us how and why the war between Leyndell and Ancient Dragons ended, rannigger.

>>718313483
>radahn had a horse he liked
>malenia had soldiers willing to die to carry her across a continent
>even rykard had people that loved him
Guess that makes all of them sweet and kind people.
Making friends with some dragons isn't unique. Vyke did the same shit.

>>718306386 (OP)
Silence, nigger. The call of the true lord beckons. We shall have Ranni chained to the floor in the lair of Metyr and have turns ran on her with hornsent for what she did

>>718313483
One of the ancient dragons having gangbang orgy with the knights.

>>718314326
Death Knights were the coolest new DLC boss.
Huge glow up for Team Godwyn.

>>718306386 (OP)
>asexual doll
>faggot
if I had to choose, I would rather not choose at all

Non-canon DLC.

>>718312852
Yes, but she is physically able to feel love, she's evil too but Miquella is simply too far gone unless he and Trina can fuse back

>>718313636
I never said Godwyn was the only one, I only said he was the best one, and the only demigods that come close are Radahn, Morgott and Melina. Godwyn was unique because he was loved by his allies AND enemies (Vyke and the other dragon knights wouldn't have gotten close to the dragons without Godwyn).

>>718310314
Burn ME down and let Miquella stomp on the ashes*

>>718306386 (OP)
thumbnail made me think it was miquella's BWC but instead just feet
kys probably ngl

>>718308189
this is 10/10 storytelling according to soulsfags

So did any of the Demigod siblings actually love each other?

give me some mods to have fun, right now i'm running
>nightreign's revenant
>randomizer
>transmogrify
>noweight

>>718316295
Ranni loved Rykard, that is why she gave him a tool to defeat Maliketh.
Malenia was dedicated to Miquella, who at least once upon a time loved her in return.

>>718316295
Miquella and Malenia are the only sure ones.

>>718316383
If you like getting OP and fucking around, The Convergence is fun.
I don't like some of the changes they make, but it is a gear queer's haven with all the new funky and usually overpowered stuff they add. And runs are fairly fast because you're mostly directed to do a certain path on the way to the finale for a given class instead of 100% clearing the game.

>>718306386 (OP)
well I'll start by not playing shit games like Elden Shitring

>>718316551
Like one change I hate is swapping Gideon Ofnir for their OC boss 'Skarde' who is basically every Crucible Knight smashed together.
My issue is that this results in two very similar boss fights back to back with one another. The New Boss and Godfrey are very similar bosses that are tanky poise stacks who are relentlessly aggressive and quite fast.
Elden Ring, for all its boss reuse, usually avoids this well. When you fight one type of boss, then you'll fight another next. So that, at least on a linear run through the game, you'll have a decent feeling of diversity and ebb and flow to each encounter. Back to back bosses like Goldfrey and Morgott are fought very differently, for example.

The Convergence Devs didn't really get this that well.
The same happens in Farum Azula. Where Godskin Duo was swapped out for a reskinned Guardian Lion boss with lightning magic that fights very similar to phase 2 Maliketh, but feels tankier.
They seemed to have been more interested in making cool changes, than paying attention to game flow, imo.

>>718306519
goldmask becomes the funniest character in the whole game when it starts telling you the two fingers are charlatans and he is by extension

even funnier when it gives you the greater will's direct creation in DLC and she lost contact with the greater will almost instantly

>>718317359
Goldmask isn't following the Two Fingers.
He's an INTfag. One of the few outside of Caria.

>>718317576
he's a golden order fundamentalist, he's INT/FAI
he's also a charlatan, same as sellen who's pure INT

>>718306386 (OP)
miquella white toes in my mouth

>>718316295
Ranni and Rykard were solid before Rykard went off the deep end and they seemingly drifted apart.
Miq and Malenia were very close, though Malenia might have been under Miq's charms.
It's very loosely implied that Ranni, Melina, and Miq had some kind of alliance since Torrent ties them together.
Messmer and Melina likely grew up together, but we don't know anything about their relationship.

>>718317807
He orbits that area, but I wouldn't say he's a part of that faction.
He criticizes them for dogmatism and takes a stance more like the Turtle Pope, that the idea of a single universal truth is a fallacy.
He is called a fundamentalist, but we also learn that every student he's ever had, has been unable to understand him or his teachings. Corhyn is a priest and he's mindbroken from hanging around Goldmask for too long.

>>718313024
Trvth Nvke

>>718319613
Corhyn successfully clocks that he's just daffy, he's an analog to Plato but in Elden Ring's context where deities provably exist and none of them are perfect beings, this makes him a total and complete lunatic who wants a Golden Order couch to crash on but also the organization won't try and slit his throat for objecting to skeleton hunts or being too critical of Marika the living deity

>>718319283
I think a big hint that Ranni and Miquella had some kind of relationship too is how Ranni's own current state of physicality/spirituality is pretty damn similar to Miquella's hunt for godhood, she destroyed her own flesh and adopted a form with another pair of arms but unlike Miquella she didn't destroy her own emotions and mind in the process. She might have beaten him to the punch on the Gate of Divinity and not upended the entire Land of Shadow while she was there, or her process for uplifting has more to do with the Nox eternal cities than it does the Hornsent's obsession with becoming gods, or even simply she didn't uplift to godhood at all and she just has a lot of visual parallels with Miquella

>>718306726
this

>>718317576
>Goldmask isn't following the Two Fingers.
He is. He's a Golden Order cocksucker but takes a stance against "gods" like Marika. That only leaves the Two Fingers and the Greater Will in the Golden Order, there's no Golden Order with the Two Fingers. It's them together with Marika who came up with the Golden Order in the first place.

>>718320719
It's also poignant in total rejection of Marika as an imperfect deity that Goldmask wants a Golden Order that doesn't actually have gods, instead it has the idea or suggestion of gods. He's not interested enough in the underlying currents of the universe to pursue something like Raya Lucarian academy access (Golden Order Fundamentalism values intellectualism and invention but it doesn't seem to really have anything like a mechanical or scientific interest in the underlying workings of the universe, it replaces that with philosophy) but he's also not religious enough to look past the Golden Order's changing over time

A comparison to Turtle Pope was brought up but Goldmask also isn't flexible enough to fall in line with Turtle Pope and his church of balance, he REALLY wants a Golden Order to exist and very specifically a Golden Order, an institution, government, military and religion developed by Marika for Marika in her pursuit of gold (godhood/immortality, alchemy themes) but he also doesn't want anything in it to really change over the years or centuries by changing the Elden Ring to reflect his idea of objective truth, and there's the inherent fallacy of needing to rewrite reality to have his objective truth

Very literally Goldmask's ideology is not compatible with the Lands Between, and the starting announcer making a big hullabaloo about his nobility is funny

>>718306519
Ranni is not a tranny tho

>>718312937
uwu what's this?

>>718320372
The gods being real is the reason that making them perfect is so important.

>>718323984
The gods being real is not compatible with perfect gods, the Greater Will left the planet for cigarettes instantly after the Elden Beast was formed and the Fingers were planted, and he's debateably the most benevolent of the outer gods

It's not even a guarantee that Ranni's ending or Goldmask's ending actually divests the Lands Between of outer influence

>>718306386 (OP)
Thumbnail looked like Micalla had his cock out.

Why is femboy bussy so powerful, /v/?

>>718307212
>I want to cure Rellana's oneitis.
So did I.
With murder.

>>718321209
She has no genitals so that makes her one unless she's a biological woman and not a doll.

>>718324441
The Greater Will's Benign Neglect is better than Marika or the Two Finger's active fuckery.
A world where the Outer Gods are still distant and the Inner Gods are bent to the system to be perfect, is the best ending.

>>718324628
The Fingers are the fucking Greater Will's fault

>>718324779
Daddy dropping a fat load on the planet before flying off back into space to fuck the sun or whatever, doesn't justify the grandson deciding to pretend to know what he wants 1,000,000 years later.

>>718324606
>Not having genitals makes you a tranny
Not how this works

>>718320719
The Golden Order is incidental.
The Dragons had their own 'Draconic Order' once upon a time. We can assume that others did in between, too.
There's nothing special about Marika's order structurally, that wasn't true for one before.
The Order itself is a cosmic set of rules that hold power over the territory that the Greater Will once claimed. And who rules it is really about whomever has claimed the most pieces of the Elden Ring. The Fingers aren't necessary for it. They just insert themselves into the scenario and then abuse that power to control the Gods with the chains of Godhood they are able to tug on.

>>718307212
The most interesting part about her is that her weapons actually scale separately and the LGS is completely viable if you're INT-only (even if it's not as good or as flexible as Milady with Magic or Cold infusion) and the left-hand straight sword is completely viable if you're FAI-only

Mysteriously though I recall both swords scale primarily with STR

>>718310314
Shut up yellowcuck.

>>718320719
The Fingers are all dead and their incantations are separate from The Golden Order teachings. They are something permitted to exists under Marika's reign

>>718306386 (OP)
First of all I reject your premise that everyone that sees your thread will be a white man,

Secondly, I do believe Ranni to be the superior choice to being brainwashed by little blonde twink child into doing someone's bidding like a cuckold, which, I will grant, does seem like the white choice

Thirdly... Fuck them all, I'm with Sparkly the Crow

>>718324606
>fucking dying makes you a tranny
Well, gee, guess we have to become immortal ASAP, I guess

>>718326289
>7-8 years old
Pedobro...

>>718326730
I'm not your bro, pedo
Now post your waifu

>>718326852
Not him, but
>DS1
Fair Lady
>DS2
Cat
>DS3
Firekeeper
>ER
Rya

Are Marika and Radagon the same person who split apart and later rejoined or were they two separate people from the beginning?

>>718328958
Probably one person that split apart and then tried recombining, but they'd changed too much separately for it to work again.