Thread 718307373

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>>718307373 (OP)
They finally got him, the asshole who's been vandalizing game worlds with his yellow paint

>>718307373 (OP)
oh shit, THIS is where I need to go. OK
*wanders into thread*
OP I need some more direction here?

>>718307657
*stares at you*

Wouldn't have been so itbnoxious if EVERY game coming out at the time wasnt suddenly doing it

>yellow paint... is le bad
I have chud fatigue

>>718307657
don't worry if you stand still for 5 seconds you'll say where you need to go next out loud

>>718307373 (OP)
i mean, it made me click on this thread, so i guess it works.

>>718307373 (OP)
wtf where’s the POI?!

The Mysterious Mustard Man must be stopped

>>718307373 (OP)
I'm unironically seeing this as wokeness thing because accessibility is associated with dei. So if your game has it i'm dropping it teh fuck off and will derail your dedicated /v/ threads

how much does being the yellow paint guy pay?

>>718307895
holy BASED

>>718307373 (OP)
How else am I supposed to know what things I can interact with?

This is Splatoon thread now.

>>718307927
your answer is in the image. an interaction hover element. it's not too on your eyes and doesnt distract from the rest of the image. the yellow paint is completely unnecessary.

Putting yellow paint on the crotch part of my jeans

>>718307913
As much as a janny makes here

>>718307837
It could be anywhere. You have to investigate.

As prevalent as this seems to be I can't think of a game I played that actually has yellow paint splattered everywhere.

>>718307936
>>718307954
>>718308113
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH, SAVE ME HUDMAN

Yep, they just don't make em like they used to

>>718308026
ropes used for mountain climbing usually are brightly colored so they're easy to see THOUGH

>>718308436
>hey dan
>>yeah joe?
>this is like the second map right?
>>sure
>so journos will be playing it...
>>oh, right...
>well, let's just...

>>718308436
Ratchet 2 invented this thing called "blue paint"

>>718307736
This is just fucking lazy. With proper level design you should be able to get people to go the right way.

>>718307373 (OP)
yellow paint at this hour?

>>718308812
The yellow bastard!

>>718308026
This just shows how game developers at least tried to make their "visual hints" blend in with the world before everyone started going "fuck it, cover shit in mustard"

>>718307373 (OP)
red paint > yellow paint

>>718308026
tomb raider tying it to difficulty is a cool idea

>>718309259
>no clothes
this bich boutta get splatted

as much as id LOVE to shit on capcom, the amount of shit I needed to add to focus players attention to a big flashing yellow button with an arrow pointing towards it makes me understand what designers went through here
players ARE this retarded

>>718309259
sauce on that woomy?

>>718309471
Your game was probably shit regardless tbqh

>>718308026
>hard difficulty is removing the yellow paint
YOU CANT BE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW
THIS IS FAKE

>>718309603
You are extremely retarded if you think that image even begins to suggest that’s the only thing that’s changed on hard difficulty.

>>718309471
let the retards walk in circles, fuck em

>>718307657
enjoy

>play Half-Life or Portal with dev commentary
>80% of the commentary is about leading the player
>zero use of obnoxious yellow paint

...why?

>>718307373 (OP)
You know what I hate about this shit?
90% of players need it
Bring back gatekeeping

I remember playing prince of persia and just looking around for ways to parkour to the goal
Yellow paint wasnt needed, the paths were fairly obvious without it so why are zoom zooms incapable of playing without it?

>>718310834
Game developers nowadays assume everyone who plays their games are retarded, and I can't blame them.

>>718307954
Sex with squids!

>>718310834
>zoom zooms
The youngest zoomers are turning 13 this year