Thread 718308737

Your response, /v/?

>>718308737 (OP)
nah

>>718308737 (OP)
No

>sees reviewer's danger haired wig and transman tits
why are you ghey?

Start?

>>718308737 (OP)
>You are missing a "h" here, pal

>>718308737 (OP)
He sounds like a gaslighting groomer.

>>718308737 (OP)
>trust the corporate shills
HOW ABOUT NO

TRUST THE PROFESSIONALS

>>718308737 (OP)
You're*

>>718308737 (OP)
desu i trust them more than /v/

>>718308737 (OP)
Get broke

>>718308737 (OP)

Lol thats pathetic

>>718308737 (OP)
Yeah, they're right. You should always trust them because when they say a game is bad, that's usually telling you the game is good and absolutely should be played.

>>718308737 (OP)
>15% Overwhelmingly Negative

>>718308737 (OP)
It's Time for Video Game Revivers to Become Trustworthy

>>718308737 (OP)
More like it's time to start THRUSTING video game reviewers, now give me that ass.

>>718308737 (OP)
noway fag

Game journalists only exist for pre-release hype
Word of mouth always beats reviewer scores in the end

>>718308737 (OP)
I don't engage with video game reviews, I only consume brief retrospectives (8h minimum)

it's time to start RAPING video game reviewers

>>718309221
LMAO that's gotta be a speedrun record for a Steam page to implode. You know it's bad when even the bots can't bump the score past 20%.

>>718308828
>>718308885
>>718309084
>>718309382
>>718309462
I WILL NOT LISTEN TO JOURNALIST B-BECAUSE THEY'RE LIBERAL AND WANT TO BETTER SOCIETY

>>718309870
Shrier, please fuck off.
Thank you.

>>718309870
Stalin wanted a better society.

>>718309870
Go back to GCJ

>>718309870
>why don't you listen to activists pretending to be journalists whose only motivation is changing the world to their liking instead of accurately reporting on games in an impartial manner

Reviews aren't impartial, they're based on the tastes of the reviewer

>>718308737 (OP)
Yeah, nah.

>>718308737 (OP)
hahahahaaha

I remember in 2012 I saw the first review about a game that i liked that was literally just the journo was bad at the game and gave it a poor review and that was the last time i payed them any attention.
the only person I listen to now is wab mack because he usually gets filtered by hand-holdy shit I hate to see in a video game.

>>718309870
Yes

>>718309870
>(you)

>>718309870
Look like this, say this. PROUD.

>>718308737 (OP)
>it's time to [...]
fuck off faggot, fuck right off with your passive aggressive manipulative bullshit

>>718309870
My answer is still no.

>>718308737 (OP)
i only trust game reviewers that rate nortubel very high

>>718308737 (OP)
>The police says we should trust the police
>CEO says we should trust their actions are in our best interest
>Cheating spouse says we can trusm them for real

>>718308737 (OP)
Video game journalists are just glorified PR.
That’s why no one trusts them.

>>718309462
>Chudsame, we are leaving.

>>718308737 (OP)
Media outlet that "tells people what to think" starts barking orders at the "cattle"
Sad and funny.

>>718308737 (OP)
>Your response, /v/?
Trust needs to be earned, not given.

>>718309870
>globohomo betters society

>>718309870
Reviewers are supposed to judge a game on it's quality, not on it's political messaging. No wonder we don't trust them.

>>718310401
>Images you can hear

>>718309870
Better for who?

I watch Yahtzee every week and even support the patreon.

I also disagree with for too often to trust his opinion on games despite the fact we've had 1 game in common in our top 10 lists for the last 10 years

Its weird how someone can be so wrong yet so right consistently

>>718310510
>All of those has actually happened except third world war
Damn...

Sure, come outside. Come outside so I can trust you.

>>718310510
>Schools will teach gay sex
but I thought slipper slope was a fallacy

>>718310510
You know, to be fair, we legalised gay marriage and sodomy in the streets DID happen.

>>718308737 (OP)
It's Time To Start Finishing The Video Games on Normal That You Review

>>718309870
>Chuddah, existing, vibing, doing nothing
>THIS IS YOU THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE YOURE SO TRIGGERED AND ANGRY HAHAHA LOOK AT YOU CHUD
Least deranged tranny on the board currently

>>718310510
wait, but all those things have happened...

>>718310675
>except third world war

>>718310731
I want to marry cute pokewaif!

I have deep trust in game reviewers. Dogshit opinions 100% of the time. Nothing more reliable than that.

>>718308737 (OP)
Learn to code

>>718312441
*prompt

>>718308737 (OP)
Unironically no, the moment they started to get all friendly with the industry in exchange for exclusivity and other stuff their corruption was inevitable

I'm not saying that it's because they're evil but once a measure becomes a target it stops being a good measure

>all these responses to a year old article
yeah, ima just go play some games today I think

>>718308737 (OP)
I do trust them. When they tell me that they can't separate their personal biases and keep things objective, I trust them. When they tell me they suck at video games, I trust them.

>>718308737 (OP)
Absolutely fucking not—if other actual gamers' taste is shit, there's no way these dunces will give better recommendations

nah. all they do is shill AAA slop regardless of how bad the game is.

>>718308737 (OP)
I don't think about video game reviewers at all, let alone read anything they have to say.

>>718308737 (OP)
fuck off ben sledge