Thread 718309047

>metroid prime 4
took too long, lost all hype and has the lamest mechanic ever.
>Donkey kong bananza
Only acceptable one here
>kirby air ride
nothing on the game is shown and is likely to be a barebones game that is patched slowly to add content.
>pokemon
jfl. The games are just for children and women now with how low quality and ugly they have become
>splatoon raiders
Will die faster than cod game, no-one is using your mouse controlls nintendo
>age of imprisoment
has potential if it follows orignal hyrule warriors template but will likely run like shit and have a terrbile cast due to being limited by the lore.

We're eating like oliver twist. Nintendo has gone full ubisoft.

>>718309047 (OP)
Here's that attention you wanted OP. Use it wisely.

>>718309047 (OP)
Damn you are desperate for Switch 2 to fail.

>splatoon raiders
>Will die faster than cod game, no-one is using your mouse controlls nintendo
We don't actually know is this even has multiplayer or mouse controls.
Even then Splatoon is the best example for gyro anywhere so it will probably do the same for mouse.
As for longevity, 3 is still getting updates.

>>718309047 (OP)
they love being corpocattle

>>718309378
I dont. I really want this console to do well. Bananza is a good start but everything on the pipeline looks embarassing for a company of their size, resources and expeirence. Its like watching your son who has so much potential and talent fuck off and not go to work and smoke weed instead.

>>718309473
>I am emotionally invested
Stop.

Switch 2, the ONLY console with EXCLUSIVES.

>>718309047 (OP)
>literally nothing but rehash #20 of dead horse franchises

Shit's depressing honestly.

>>718309473
And how many other companies are "of their size"
These are all the first, second and partner studios with nintendo.
It's incomparable to any other publisher or developer and they do both.

>>718309473
Cringe snap, retard

Some are saying that Nintendo is afflicted by "The Curse of Rare," for how they treated that company. I wilm only say this to Nintendo: You reap what you sow...

>>718309047 (OP)
>good
>hyrule warriors
lol

Even Michael Pachter who is a notorious Snoy shill has admitted that Playstation is DOGSHIT and is embracing Nintendo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WuLcrpCkkc

Start at 7:57

>>718309893

Who the fuck is Rare?

>>718309658
only console where new games cost $80
only console where physical games has a digital code that you need to activate online

>>718309893
>Some are saying
Nobody is.
They treated the company as well as any other whilst Microsoft purchased them.
Smash Bros and DK Bananza has done more to appreciate rare than Microsoft has in years.

>>718309047 (OP)
Will buy everything for 80 dollars each (digital) except Kirby Air Ride. Keep seething snoy.

>>718310196
Nice try Shigeru, however, true fans know Nintendo hasn't been able to match the hype of the N64 era

>>718310137
>man who is wrong about everything is right about somethings. It's almost like he makes shit up non stop and some things stick but mostly they don't
lol

>>718310190

Only console that had the biggest launch in history.

>>718310268
I hate both. Sony just makes movie games that take 6 years to make and are underwhelming.

>>718310305
And how would you choose to gauge hype?

>>718310190
>only console where new games cost $80
Yeah, all the other consoles are more expensive, or more to the point all the other publishers because you don't actually get the full game unless you shell out far more

>>718309763
Now remove all the shovelware

>>718310315

Notice that he is only wrong about Nintendo because he is a Snoy shill. But he even realized as he is getting old that "life is short" and has to concede that Playstation really sucks.

>>718310268
Keep defending shitendo, tendie

>>718310473
Done

>>718309047 (OP)
Woah, all of these combined might add up to 50 hours of gameplay!

>this year

Source? Most of those are slated for February

>>718310570
fiscal year

>>718310550
>Welcome tour still there
>DxD still there
retard

>>718310663
Neither of those match the definition.
They also come from a studio where the success of the games is secondary to the demonstration of the hardware. They aren't made to be massive system sellers but show what can be done on the console.

>>718309047 (OP)
>the absolute state of console gaming

>>718310352
A second party studio that can create original characters and games

The last legit impressive Nintendo game was Breath of the Wild. Nintendo used to put out groundbreaking games that were a cut above the competition like Ocarina of Time and Mario 64, now they're grown complacent and lazy, relying on name recognition and brand power to sell safe and mediocre games.

>>718309047 (OP)
>Age of Imprisonment
Just add fucking everyone and not botw shit only.

>>718309047 (OP)
The absolute state of Nintendo

>>718310987
They would rather sue everyone else rather than make great games. Sad to see them fall this low......

remember when colsoles had good lineups

>he's going to cry about nintendo for another 8 years

lmao

>>718311093
Who?

>>718310958
You mean like Monolith and the Xenoblade series.

>>718311375
No I don't care about gay weeb shit

>>718309047 (OP)
>bunch of gimmick games
lol no
still not buying one. Seems like I'm going to be waiting around 5-6 years for the switch 2 to get good then

>>718310595
Moving the goalpost aside, source?

>>718311462
And you remove any point in pressing it further when you decline the exact example you asked for.
Every thread you embarrass yourself, even after I let you set the terms you reject the answer.
Better prepare for another 8 years of your fervent denial.

i can play half of those and i only half a swiitch 1

>>718311651
It appears the "Curse of Rare" affects fanboys as well. Prepare for high level gonorrhea.

>>718311672
Please upload a video of you playing one of the games at 5 FPS

>>718311269

Eric.

>>718309047 (OP)
Yes but right now Switch 2 owners are absolutely starving.

>>718309047 (OP)
Can someone explain this pokemon ZA game to me? Is it a remaster of the original legends or an actual sequel?

>>718309047 (OP)
I have a feeling that Kirby and Metroid could get pushed back. No release window this late in the year isn't a good sign

>>718309047 (OP)
Was ANYONE asking for another Hyrule warriors prequel thing?

>>718309047 (OP)
>ZA
>Good
LMAO

>>718312663
Why do pokemon fags keep buying this slop

>>718312726
At this point most AAA games are so bad Pokemon is better, at least with the good releases

>>718312726
Women, alphabet people and manchildren. People with a functioning brain already left years ago

>>718312726
there are retards and then there are these things called tendies

>>718312963
>with the good releases
So no one in the last 13 years

>>718309047 (OP)
Kek, Tendies are desperate if they looking forward to all that slop

>>718312663
OH NO NO NO NO POKEBROS!!!!

>>718309047 (OP)
What exactly is Kirby Air Riders, and how is it's game play going to be any different than Mario Kart World?

>>718309047 (OP)
Grim

>>718309047 (OP)
>>metroid prime 4
>took too long, lost all hype and has the lamest mechanic ever.
Its marketing campaign hasn't even started yet.
>>718309047 (OP)
>>kirby air ride
>nothing on the game is shown and is likely to be a barebones game that is patched slowly to add content.
You've already admitted that nothing has been shown so you have no idea. But for reference, Kirby Air Ride was a good game. Its sequel could be too.
>>splatoon raiders
>Will die faster than cod game, no-one is using your mouse controlls nintendo
Predicting Splatoon failing is a comically poor bet.

>>718312726
because something has sovl simply if it looks and plays like shit, according to /v/ anyway

>>718312663
How do Pokefaggots defend this shit

>>718313385
Yesterday a poketard said to me that he will play it just for the plot, because he likes simple plots instead of "complex plots like FF/GTA that are always the same". You can understand why this trash sells, their core fanbase in made of literal retards with the vidya knowledge of a toddler

>>718313289
>Kirby Air Ride was a good game. Its sequel could be too.
How is it any different than MKW?

>>718309047 (OP)
>Nintendo fans are eating good this year
But are they?
As far as I'm concerned those games don't look to be the third coming of christ, just average on any other platform.
And I have zero hopes for the pokemon zamn since I actually played the prior one and shit wasn't very good.

>>718313613
>How is it any different than MKW?
Very. You don't just race. You explore and collect powerups. Change vehicles mid-game. It's an odd but interesting game.

>>718312663
this is sped up to, this shit must be even more awkward at regular speed.

>>718313573
Yeah that fanbase is too far gone, they've eaten so much slop they've gone brain dead

>>718313901
You can see by yourself, if you click on the webm options tou can slow it down, and yes, it's shit

>>718309047 (OP)
The Switch 1 had a better lineup, this shit sucks

Man I’m watching some ZA gameplay and wow

Graphics look soooo bad


https://youtu.be/vf32irwF2Do?si=a3Gx_-Q-jDrS_GNg

>>718312663
Let me guess this shit still doesn't have voice acting (and no I don't want to hear bull shit that voice acting is shit anyways)

>>718314150
Only the graphic?
Have you seen how fucking garbage the gameplay is? It's just "use the move when the cooldown ends", moving during the battle has no effect since our pokemon gets hit anyway. It's even worse than FF16

>>718314150
Pokefags are in too much in awe that their shitty series is finally in 60 fps

>>718314275
is water wet, anon?

>>718314368
Pretty sure even the 2 version is 30 with drops

>>718314150
Everything just looks so stiff and lifeless, from the characters to the Pokemon, like the same recycled animations from Sun and Moon on the 3ds, none of the characters having a voice doesn't help either.

I'm looking forward to Kirby and Splatoon, but I have to see gameplay first.

>>718312663
Looks amazing. I will have so much fun with this triple A pokemon adventure.

>>718314150
>"Our game gets mocked for looking like ass, what do we do?"
>"Set the entire game in cramped hallways!"

I get why they did it, but fuck.

>>718314602
>none of the characters having a voice doesn't help either.
That's one of the most glaring things it's so quite, not even the bare minimum of the trainers just yelling the name of the moves for the Pokemon to use it's all so lazy

>>718309047 (OP)
Nintendo fanboys really play the same five franchises on repeat huh

>>718314602
>none of the characters having a voice doesn't help either.
That's one of the most glaring things it's so quiet, not even the bare minimum of the trainers just yelling the name of the moves for the Pokemon to use it's all so lazy

>>718313885
Might have to check it out then, I thought it was just another racing game.

>all the seething snoyggers and pcvcks itt
Based

>>718309047 (OP)
The more I know about Age of Imprisonment the less I want to buy it, loved HW for its silly fanservice even if I barely played Zelda, AoC was tons of fun, much more polished and trimmed the fat (maybe it trimmed a bit too much) but with AoI they keep doubling down on how this new one is all serious and canon and then add those boring walking segments they have shown, I don't play a musou for its seriousness. I may genuinely skip AoI.

>>718311091
no because most of those games in the pic came out many months after ps2 was released

>>718314853
>noooo we hate open world games here
>alright anon, here you go, this game is linear
>noooo where is the open world???

>>718309047 (OP)
I dont think those are good games, but I do appreciate a Sabrina meme.

>>718309763
Can't some other fucking studio do those terrible Nintendo sports titles? Why does it have to be Camelot?

>>718310137
How old is Michael Pachter? If think I've read wrong predictions by this guy for over 30 years now.

>>718316369
What if Camelot WANTS to do those nintendo sports titles?

>>718312663
does this dog have a hexagonal asshole?

>>718310190
>only console where new games cost $80
why lie?

TORTANIC! TORTANIC! WE'VE GOT TO HAVE TORTANIC!
THIS STUPID CONSOLE'S GONNA DIE, ALL THE FANS THEIR BRAINS WILL FRY!
WE WILL LEAP AND YELL FOR JOY AT THE DEATH OF CRAPPY TOY!
TORTANIC! TORTANIC! WE'VE GOT TO HAVE TORTANIC!

>>718314150
The absolute state of Pokemon games, this looks so shit

>>718309047 (OP)
>DK
Good game
>Pokemon
Will probably have fine gameplay but release as a broken mess and look like shit
>Kirby
Haven't seen anything
>splatoon
Haven't seen anything
>Metroid
Somehow still feels like we haven't seen anything
>hyrule warriors
Who gives a single fuck about ToTK's backstory

>>718309047 (OP)
>age of imprisoment
This one pisses me off. Just expand on the original Hyrule Warriors. There are so many characters, bosses, and places they could add. Limiting it to just BotW/ToTK is so fucking stupid.

>>718317051
This is how I feel about the mario kart franchise. Just turn it into nintendo kart. More stage variety, more item ideas. You can already see how much they struggled with the characters in world considering half are just enimies nobody even knew the name of.

>>718314150
Dropping the Pokemon games after BW and not touching XY might be a blessing

>>718317051
I hope it flops so they move on from that setting but I imagine what Nintendo would get from that happening is that people don't want any more Musou x Nintendo games.

>>718316204
That sure is something I didn't say.

>>718317304
When Gen 7 inevitably gets good romhacking tools, the definitive Sun/Moon that removes all the handholding will be a pretty fun game.

>>718316369
Camelot's so tiny Nintendo probably doesn't even need them, they're kept around because they have a long business partnership with them and it would be dishonorable to break that. It's all just jap business culture nonsense.

Why does Nintendo think they can get away with releasing these Pokémon games

They are doing irreparable damage to the IP, permanently ruining its reputation

>dk banana

Should've been a wario game and I'm gonna keep saying it Everytime I see the game mentioned

Wario destroying the environment for his own greed fits his character perfectly and all the new jerky spastic movement DK has now has always been warios MO and nigga owns a mining company this game should've been warioworld 2 and I would've bought a switch 2 for it

>>718318050
but don't you just love this charming character design anon? Aren't the animations and mannerisms so fucking charming and whimsical? Isint the gameplay so FUCKING fun on some MONKEY shit!

>>718317863
It's bad when Nintendo gets the blame for these Pokemon games looking like complete shit, but maybe it should be since Nintendo only seems to see the games selling well and don't punch Game Freak in the face for releasing these half baked games.

>>718318295
Did you people bond your own masculinity and souls to Donkey Kong when you were kids? Is that why you're so insane with retard rage over this? Is your own masculinity threatened and being sucked away because he smiles and is a bit goofier?

>>718318050
Remember that according to Nintendo, DK's physical strength is a defining characteristic, that's why he beats the shit out of barrels at the end of a level in DKC Returns, and why he hits the ground to make stuff happen as well. Digging through stuff came from this view of Donkey Kong and from the voxel tech they used in Mario Odyssey.

>>718318498
"So goofy and whimsical! Nintendo cooked with this one, its so FUCKING silly and fun and that is absolutely ok! Do not let anyone tell you're a faggot for playing this. Now go crazy on some monkey mode!"

>>718318050
Trust the plan! I think they need to release new proper 2D games for Wario first before they risk it with a 3D game. Exactly like it happened with DK.

>>718318906
Does the idea of playful and funny really trigger you people that much? Does everything need to be dark, edgy, blood and guts and swearing to make you feel adult?

>>718318295

I don't give a fuck about any of that, we haven't had an actual Wario game that wasn't a mini game collection since the beginning of the Obama administration.

>>718318529

Wario has always been known as a strong motherfucker too, his most iconic move is a shoulder charge, DK has never been known for digging closest thing is him riding minecarts for a couple levels, Wario actually owns a mining company and his constant quest for money would definitely drive him right to wherever the fuck bananza is set the second he hears there's just giant gold bananas and gems lodged in the ground, it wouldve been a perfect foil to Odessy as well, since he is Mario's opposite instead of going to far off new lands to save them, Wario would be going to far off lands to exploit them.

You probably wouldn't even have to change much about the game just do a model swap for Wario and I'm sure no one would notice the difference, genuinely I believe this started out as a Wario game but someone higher up said to make it about DK

>>718319294
Not to feel adult, but for it to be cool and coded to my autism, yes, I would prefer something like dmc5 over this. Jokes aside, its a good game, its just not for me and I can accept the tone dosent sit well because its a me problem, I know some people can really enjoy this even if i dont. I just like to mock trannies who speak like that.

Everyone who bought a Switch 2 deserves a Direct. Where is it?

>>718319498
Mm-hm, right.

Tldr
Does switch 2 emulation work yet?

>>718319681
You typed that out like this

>>718316369
Because they want to. They became a sports game company nearly 30 years ago.

>>718319808
No, and it never will

>>718310190
>only console where physical games has a digital code that you need to activate online
Pretty sure this was already a thing before the Switch 2 but whatever helps with getting (You)s

>>718316027
>many months after ps2 was released
And how many YEARS does it take before a console nowadays gets a library as good as just that?

I should have just stuck with my steam deck and waited for the mid Gen refresh

>>718314150
Holy Kek