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Anonymous No.718309875 >>718310090 >>718310113 >>718310213 >>718311029 >>718311040 >>718311360 >>718312345 >>718312361 >>718312823 >>718312836 >>718314983 >>718315360
I am concerned he's going to die before he shows all of his genius. Can he at least write it all down for potential later release like Prince did?
Anonymous No.718309923 >>718309964 >>718312580
you'll die one day too, don't worry about it
Anonymous No.718309964
>>718309923
I'm more than half his age and not an internationally beloved creative mind
Anonymous No.718310023
>i lied
>i do like penis
>like, a lot
- kojima
Anonymous No.718310090
>>718309875 (OP)
he's already done with it, now he's just repeating metal gear over and over, same fist fights in the end, same references to his previous games over and over
Anonymous No.718310113
>>718309875 (OP)
He's too corrupted by Hollywood for me to give a shit. The kojipro that makes netflix slop with jordan peele instead of games like ZOE and mgs isn't one I'm particularly interested in
Anonymous No.718310174
That picture is putting out serious JustinRPG vibes.
Anonymous No.718310213
>>718309875 (OP)
The chubster himself. Don't worry, Kojima's games had no lasting cultural impacy, and aside from the aging fans who ride his dick, he'll be largely forgotten within a few decades. He's already virtually unknown now compared to in 2015.
Anonymous No.718310379 >>718310429 >>718310835 >>718312765 >>718314627
>there's an alternate timeline where Kojima died right after MGS5's release
>the world didn't get to witness the disaster that was Death Stranding 1/2
>in that timeline people actually believe the world lost a genius that would have revolutionized vidya
Funny thought exercise, but in our timeline we know he is a hack more worried about hollywood shenaniganas than about games.
Anonymous No.718310397
his games are ass now, his perspective relied too much on hollywood films being good and now they are all fucking awful his works are bad too.
Anonymous No.718310429
>>718310379
How can you downplay LA CREATIVIDAD?
Anonymous No.718310520
This bait? He’s already done that on some flash drive already in the office. Some article talks about it
Anonymous No.718310835 >>718310902 >>718310972
>>718310379
The thought exercise is retarded when mgs4 exists, he already shit his pants decades prior.
Anonymous No.718310902
>>718310835
anon, you forget the shield that Kojimdrones have been using for ages. "HE NEVER ACTUALLY WANTED TO MAKE THAT GAME THOUGH!"
Anonymous No.718310905
can they just let this nigga make mgs6 already?
Anonymous No.718310916 >>718315097
He's already making games for 40 years (longer than anyone else in history). He should finish MGSlike and retire peacefully or he's going to die on the job
Anonymous No.718310972 >>718311159
>>718310835
i was watching someone play through MGS4 recently and while it has a bunch of silly self-indulgent shit, it was still pretty unique and interesting

DS is just dull.
Anonymous No.718311029
>>718309875 (OP)
Kojiumbo Genius Memo
>Death Stranding 3
>Death Stranding 4
>Death Stranding PW
>Death Strising REVENGEANCE
>Death Stranding V
Anonymous No.718311040
>>718309875 (OP)
>I am concerned he's going to die before he shows all of his genius
Anonymous No.718311159 >>718311283
>>718310972
Maybe you should actually play the videogames you are critiquing instead of watching them on YouTube. No wonder you like shitty movie games when your only interaction with the medium is a video. It also isn't surprising you hate death stranding when you didn't play that either.
Anonymous No.718311283 >>718311731
>>718311159
i played the first hour of DS and dropped it because it was not remotely interesting.
everything else i've seen of DS1 and DS2 just confirms that to me.
Anonymous No.718311319
he already made 5 games of pure kino, let him do what he wants
Anonymous No.718311360
>>718309875 (OP)
Anonymous No.718311445 >>718311847
I like how MGS4 is a filter for people who don't actually play MGS games
If you don't like MGS4, you have shit taste
now seethe for me ;)
Anonymous No.718311731 >>718311850
>>718311283
You're just confirming my point. Stop "playing" games through YouTube and maybe you'll actually give a shit about gameplay instead of when the next wacky cutscene will appear where your favourite e-celeb will crack le funny joke.
Anonymous No.718311847
>>718311445
Interesting how mgs 4 is only liked by zoomers who literally didn't even play it.
Anonymous No.718311850 >>718312065
>>718311731
>You're just confirming my point.
no you said i haven't played the game but I did, which means you are wrong.
Anonymous No.718312032 >>718312073
Kojima said he will continue for a pretty long time, he is 63, so he is in good enough health, he should be able to make games for the next 20 years at least
OD will release before 2030, Physint should be for 2031, he want to do a movie project so that would probably be in 2035, that's three project in the next 10 years, and there's 10 additional years for more
Anonymous No.718312065 >>718312130
>>718311850
>I watched the intro cutscene and then watched the rest on YouTube
You didn't play it. Why do you think your opinion on videogames matters when you don't actually play them? We need an e-celeb board so zoomers like this can discuss videogames in the correct context and the actual gamers can talk about gameplay.
Anonymous No.718312073
>>718312032
and all will likely be underwhelming, sadly
Anonymous No.718312076
>Kojima passes
>his flash drive is found with instructions:
>upload these files for the gamers do not look at them yourself until you upload them first
>studio uploads Kojimas flash drive
> it’s just a bunch of high res nude scans if his female actors
>like twice the detail of anything used in the games
>some areas are like 5 time as detailed
>he has folders where there are 8k scans of stuff like feet and assholes and armpits
>notepad document telling the gamers he went to great lengths to preserve and get this to them and to not waste his gifts
>says he didn’t even like games much anymore and just was stockpiling this for the future and he spent years doing it for us
>tells you that he thought videogames are regarded but he’s really interested in sky rim mods and that’s where he got the idea to start making games as an excuse to 3d scan people for mods

classic Kojima genius
Anonymous No.718312130 >>718312282
>>718312065
no, that's not what i said, are you brown?
Anonymous No.718312282 >>718312375
>>718312130
>I played the first hour of death stranding
>Everything else I saw was a video
The first hour of death stranding is a bunch of cutscenes, you just admitted to me you didn't play anything. If you did you have ADHD, gave up after 10 minutes of actual gameplay to go watch an e-celeb play it.
Anonymous No.718312345
>>718309875 (OP)
>kojima used escape rope!
Anonymous No.718312361
>>718309875 (OP)
>he's going to die before he shows all of his genius
Isn't that convenient.
Anonymous No.718312375 >>718313467
>>718312282
>The first hour of death stranding is a bunch of cutscenes
no not really, did YOU play the game? the cutscene overload doesnt happen until you reach the fat hack director del toro, there's a bit of gameplay prior to that
Anonymous No.718312580
>>718309923
Anonymous No.718312765
>>718310379
this happens a lot, just like how berserk is now this unfinished masterpiece which raises it into this mythical status, when it was going downhill and would have ended on a wet fart
Anonymous No.718312823
>>718309875 (OP)
Lubby chudder
Anonymous No.718312836
>>718309875 (OP)
https://youtu.be/XV2liLT19UY
Anonymous No.718313467 >>718313653
>>718312375
Yes, there's 5-10 minutes of walking till you reach another 30 minute cutscene. So again you're confirming my point that you watched 50 minutes of cutscenes, played the game for 10 minutes and quit to go watch a YouTube streamer, now you think you have an opinion anyone gives a shit about.
Anonymous No.718313653 >>718314038
>>718313467
>Yes, there's 5-10 minutes of walking till you reach another 30 minute cutscene
the true DS experience then
Anonymous No.718314038
>>718313653
I'm surprised you didn't love it then, maybe you should watch a funnier streamer since that's the actual thing you are critiquing.
Anonymous No.718314627
>>718310379
there is also alternative timeline where he made good game that is not moviegame or contrived sniffing his own farts but we are not in the one
Anonymous No.718314983
>>718309875 (OP)
Literally just do what he did. Spend five minutes thinking about how you could come to similar conclusions as him by examining his prior work. Then just do what he did. This way we will never run out of good work to enjoy.
Anonymous No.718315097
>>718310916
>Incorrect dumbass just says shit on the Internet
Man v really is shit these days huh
Anonymous No.718315360
>>718309875 (OP)
>I invented rotating
Anonymous No.718315853 >>718316276
>be Kojima
>can't write for shit, characters have to always just explain the story
>use vague ass cinematography to hide the fact the fact that my writing sucks
>retards goes KINO...
>collect millions of dollars from Sony to hire D list actors to pretend they're my friend
Is that all it takes?
Anonymous No.718316276 >>718316424
>>718315853
His games are funny and they have good art. Undertale has proven it actually takes less than that to succeed.
Anonymous No.718316424 >>718317976 >>718321026
>>718316276
>This
>Funny
This is a direct to DVD Disney movie tier humor
Anonymous No.718317143 >>718319071
he got btfo by DSP
Anonymous No.718317503
How does he do it? Ho can one man make a board seethe so much?
Anonymous No.718317976
>>718316424
I wasn't talking about anything beyond mgs3. Mgs 4 was full of cringe shit also, pre mgs 4 the games are actually hilarious, I'm sure half of it was completely unintentional.
Anonymous No.718318830
He already said he has a usb stick full of his ideas for when he dies, he got you covered op
Anonymous No.718319071
>>718317143
>btfo by the internets village idiot

yeah hes reeling
Anonymous No.718321026
>>718316424
nowonder brown spammed ds2 for months