Thread 718310181

Now that the dust has settled, what went wrong?

>>718310181 (OP)
they removed some minigames

Nothing. I was a great remake of THPS3.

No soul corporate sludge, the director didnt give a fuck.

There's no way to get thr full game on cartridge for either Switch system

Ruined 4

Censored everything memorable

That's about it

>>718310181 (OP)
They got rid of everything funny to appeal to "modern audiences"

>>718313247
>>718313407
what did they censor?

>>718314592
Stuff like the magic hobo and guy pissing off the pier

>>718310181 (OP)
Admit it - they fixed 4.

>>718314717
what the fuck
is this too offensive now?

>>718314592
There was a peeing guy you could push into his own piss

And a hobo you could torture

Normal skater stuff

>>718310181 (OP)
I didn't even know there was anything past Tony hawk's 2

>>718314592
I think there was one part where after you finish a goal, a hot chick would start dancing for you. They replaced it with this guy cheering for you.

>>718315013
Why aren't men allowed to be happy anymore?

>>718310181 (OP)
they completely butchered THPS4, and they removed 95% of the OG soundtrack and replaced it with slop. for a game that's main selling point is nostalgia, those are 2 unforgivable sins. fuck everyone involved with this lazy ass cash grab.

>>718314592
the bikini girls that cheer for you in the Cruise Ship level were replaced by generic male NPCs

>>718315618
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>718310181 (OP)
What didn't? It doesn't even feel the same to play as 1+2, the physics and landing timing feel off. And the levels are all bottom of the barrel quality. Those two games were always an afterthought and that is still the case here.

>>718314801
Fuck off and drink poison, nigger.

>>718314592
One quest involved impressing some bimbo barely legal sluts on a cruise with your tricks and they replaced them with a fucking heckin' wholesome cripple skater.

>>718310441
https://youtu.be/wivEnuubViE

>>718320835
This nigger is annoying.

>>718310181 (OP)
I'll probably gonna play it eventually but unlike 1+2 these games didn't even need a remake. Don't get me wrong, 2 is still playable but 1 makes me nauseous. I don't think 3+4 devs deserve our money, they're unlikable.

>>718322640
Great game

>>718321227
he is still correct

>>718310181 (OP)
they didn't remake 4

>>718321227
>looks like a stereotypical redneck
>nigger

>>718323358
He's an over-performative loud mouth that's trying way too hard to sound based and redpilled, like he's pandering to an audience.
>>718323791
Correct, he's a trying too hard, something niggers do.

>>718310181 (OP)
DEI

I wanted a remake of 4, not a demake

Downloaded this the other day and finished the story and classic modes. I'm not good enough to tryhard online. Now what do I do?

>>718323978
Well he succeeded in getting posted in every THPS thread since the vid came out, so I think he succeeded in finding an audience

>>718314801
Fuck off

HE'S MY FRIEND
HE'S MY ALIBI

>>718325191
I thought it was apple pie.

>>718310181 (OP)
Charging full price

>Charging for the demo
>Charging $30 for Doomguy
>Not letting VV do it
>Low effort CAS/online
>Not listening to the community
>Not having 3+4 be Season 1 of a new Tony game
>Gutting career mode
>Gutting the soundtrack
>New soundtrack is mostly shitty
>Stuffing ads everywhere
>Censorship
>DEI

Minimum effort slop by a 3rd rate developer

>>718314592
This mostly deals with IRL skating politics but around the time 1+2 came out, Independent Trucks phased out their iconic iron cross logo because it was "racist". The logo was still in 1+2 but is nowhere to be found in 3+4.

>>718326403
>>718314592
>>718314901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK9mOx2W_sk

New soundtrack.

>>718325449
That would've sounded gay

>>718324537
That's either because he's shilling the video himself or retard normalfags that only got redpilled a week ago and are still in their "wanting to be pandered to" phase.

>>718327164
You can call the users here what you want. Bottom line he found the audience.

>>718320835
funny editing.
I wonder if it's just to get it to stay on youtube but saying "they employ all these LGBTQP+ people and put all this gay shit in their games is because Larry Fink wants to make $$$" seems like a cop out

>>718320835
I love how it eases into utter insanity, utter kino. One of the best videos ive seen in a while.

All Tony Hawk games are mid as fuck.

>"Remake" THPS 4 but downgrade it to THPS2 tier
>Apparently AI slopped the textures
>Unintentionally potentially just made something worse than just playing thugpro (With some non-autists, fuck the fags that do shit like clip into a world boundry and get spit back out into the play area with a billion points, those niggas aren't even having fun)

>missing most of the fun guest characters and the only new ones to replace it were the turtle, and the doom characters which you had to pay for
>cheats were removed
>censored as they flat out removed things like ollie the magic bum pissing in Canada

I bought it and it was fun, but the old games had sovl that the new ones won't because the culture has changed and corporations are terrified of leftists coming after them.

It's gay

>>718329209
What do boobs taste like?

>>718332013
You can fuck her if you live in Paris for like $5000

>>718310181 (OP)
the +4 part which is a lie, the cut soundtrack, the cut skaters (buy deluxe for more lol), the pseudo live service grindfest challenges to unlock content.
Fuck Activision, fuck iron galaxy, fuck microsoft, i hope they never touch underground.