Thread 718310583

Ah.. Young Love

>>718310583 (OP)
aren't they brothers and sisters?

They are siblings

>>718310583 (OP)
Must be the Guidance System...

>>718310667
>>718310674
They're robots.
They can't have a familial connection.

>>718310667
>>718310674
That'a even hotter

>>718310667
>>718310674

Imagine coming home and both of your sex bots are making out instead of waiting patiently for your cock. Poor Dr Light.

>>718310801
Nobody wanta an old shriveled cock, not even robots

>>718310583 (OP)
I fucked up all my chances at this.

>>718310801
damn bro it's like if you walked in on your dildo fucking your fleshlight

>>718310801
Why so you think he made them Anon, No one wanted the Doc Cock sadly

>>718310583 (OP)
Now why would anyone bar the outside of the bathroom door?

Did Dr Light give them genitals?

>>718311676
According to the images and vids, yes.

Loli thesis by Anon (from a deleted Stardew Valley thread):
Trannies fear lolis. They wanna groom and sexually abuse children in order to "reproduce and breed" but they know it's illegal, not accepted by not-californian societies.
So what do they do? Project their pedophilic tendencies on some anons who enjoy FICTIONAL chinese cartoons of little girls in order to look virtuous, to moral preach the masses into accepting them and approach children without issues.
And when the lolicons say no, what do they do now? Project harder, gaslight people to hate lolis by associating them with THEM out of spite for people having fun. Same happened with videogames and moeshit, "you hate me, ok, I will appropriate the stuff you love so you have nothing" sort of shenanigans.
Now, why the visceral answer to jasposting? Jas is not only a loli, she represents the wholesome innocence of youth trannies will never achieve or corrupt when you are a good parent, and when lolicons are involved into perverting that character, the ideal of wholesome innocence keeps living on but worse, it's a straight wholesome relationship... IT DOESN'T INVOLVE THEY/THEM BY DEFECT.

P.S Fuck off janny, deleting threads before I post.

It's weird how you can tell the roll/rock shippers have never eaten played, let alone beaten, a classic Mega Man game.

>>718312626
...game?

>>718312626
she's not even in 1 or 2 and only a picture in the credits of 3, so, assuming someone's played those 3, what influence would that have on the shipping
and yes i know this is /vpol/ and nobody here plays videogames but let's imagine the whole apple here for a second and humor me

>>718312626
Light programmed her to get jealous of other girls getting close to Rock.

>>718312626
>It's weird how you can tell the roll/rock shippers have never eaten
The ship gives me all the nutrients I need.

My headcannon is that Dr. Light uses Roll holes until they are filled each time Megaman goes on a mission.

>>718310674
step-siblings (+benefits)

Since this is a thin veiled Pragnata thread, I want Diana to have Roll costume as DLC so I can watch her cute little panties in 3D.

>>718312693
That's why it's weird, and judging by most of the replies it's also correct.

What if Megaman was a grill?

>>718313341
it would be extremely hot

>>718312693
>>she's not even in 1
You haven't played the games.

>>718313369
what if Dr Light installed a Vent

>>718313341
That would be cringe trannie shit. If you want a cute robololi game you should be begging for Roll to get her own game instead.

>>718310583 (OP)
>Ah.. Young Love
my classmate and I used to show up in school too early to fuck before anyone shows up.

I missed those days

>>718312626
While I'm not a hardcore shipper I'll admit they have the best fanart together out of everyone else in the classic series

To be fair it makes sense, Rock and Roll don't have many options in this universe except for both of them being occasional shipped with Bass.

I have a theory that Cutman was supposed to be called Cuteman but there was a typo and the manufacturer just rolled with it. The scissors look too much like a cute pair of rabbit ears or a bow for it to be a coincidence.

>>718310583 (OP)
Light crams his cock right between both of their lips right after this.

>>718312693
>she's not even in 1

She's there though. Your post reeks of "I've watched someone play this on YouTube, so I know everything about it".

I fucking hate zoomers so much with a fucking passion it's insane.

>>718317798
Ive played mega man 8 and I can confirm roll is best

>>718317798
I'm 40

Ah, fuck... I only now get it. "Rock and Roll".

>>718312626
How? I mean Rock probably isn't into it, but Roll canonically wants him.

>>718318890
Rock's points are all in busting, sliding and Getting weapons. No time for love

>>718310583 (OP)
Why did Dr. Thomas Light create two robots who are little kids, brother and sister, and husband and wife?
Hmm, maybe that Wily guy was right about him…

>>718318976
You're forgetting cleaning too. He does housekeeping and cleans just as much as Roll when he's not having to fight.

>>718310583 (OP)
They're likely even younger than they look, since they were modeled after children from day one.

Imagine if you walked into a room and two of your rumbas were awkwardly "making out" instead of cleaning. It's too cute. Now imagine they look like a 10 year old boy and girl.

>>718310667
Sorta. In the same way two toasters built from the same design by the same manufacturer around the same time are "related"

>>718311676
He gave them hair, teeth, tongues, belly buttons, butts, etc. in an effort to design them to be as close to human as possible, at least on a surface level. It's highly probable he didn't arbitrarily draw the line at giving them humanlike genitals too, covered up by the clothes he has them wear. Logically speaking.

Now are they functional at all? Far less likely. We know what their "skeletons" are like and they definitely aren't remotely human beneath the skin.

>>718320479
I need doll joints and seams

>>718312626
Imagine being so butthurt you're compelled to headcanon a scenario about a faceless group of total strangers.

>>718320479
But the burning in their hearts he did not put there.

>>718320479
Do you really think he could've carefully modeled Roll's tight little pussy and then be all like "yeah let's make it non-functional"?

Robots are such a turn off for me. Make them real humans, even lab grown. How can I get hard from lifeless metal.

Why would a cleaning robot need such a shapely, attractive tushy

>>718321204
Impact cushion in case of falls.

>>718311676
Yes
https://litter.catbox.moe/jd90da.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/dcu7b6.png

>>718321204
Same why would Zero need the long hair. It's just to aura farm.

>>718321084
Well first, the hole has to be shallow because of the aforementioned metal frame underneath the layer of synthetic skin and flesh, so sticking an erect cock in there is gonna meet with some serious resistance very early on. Second, what I meant by "functional" isn't intercourse but rather if Light's creations do things like urinate. We know they often drink liquid and can even eat, but I haven't the foggiest idea if they even produce waste much less how it's eliminated. I doubt Inafune gave any thought to this whatsoever, so your guess is as good as any.

One might say: "Then why model that feature at all?" I think the answer is the same as all the other pointless features that I mentioned. Because that's what humans look like under their clothes. And Light was passionate about making human-like robots. They definitely have butts, so really, why wouldn't they?

>>718310620
kek.

>>718321295
I wonder if this artist has ever used her own pussy as a reference.

>>718323068
I've seen her pussy, and it is very nice, so it's very probable

>>718323068
>>718323472
Source?

>>718323649
https://x.com/CasyTay4

>>718320554
Speaking of this, my personal headcanon is that there have been several chassis for both Rock and Roll, that became more streamlined and advanced over time. With Light just migrating their consciousness and core processors into newer, more advanced models from time to time. It would explain why some designs for the characters might have seams and doll joints and others don't. And why some have massive feet and Popeye arms and others don't. So there might be a warehouse full of discarded, out-of-date "bodies" that Rock and Roll formerly inhabited.

>But do any of them have a pussy that could take dick?
Maybe! The latest models may have a far more streamlined metal frame that could give more room for anatomical depth, is what I'm saying here. Light's never satisfied he's always improving stuff

>>718323068
>>718323472
Funny enough she said she did, this photo https://files.catbox.moe/mw7mg0.jpg used for https://litter.catbox.moe/dcu7b6.png

>>718310583 (OP)
Ripe for some NTR.

>>718310674
out of 10

>>718323908
...Neat...

Why is she like this?

>>718323908
Nice.

>>718323908
very based

>>718322981
That metal frame could have a hole at the bottom though.

>>718325034

She's just being a protective sister.

yuck

>>718323908
that's a pretty pussy, not gonna lie. would tonguefuck

>>718326491
Matey... look at how she's possessively hugging his arm, that's not a "leave my brother alone!" Type of gesture, that's a "he's mine!" One.

>>718327123

Nah, she's being extra protective because its a succubus. Can't trust them.

>>718327267
Again, that's not the kind of "protectiveness" a sister should display. The key is in the body language.

>>718327123
I'm with Boco on this one, Roll is definitely the type to care dearly for her big brother.
How about that, I don't think I've ever felt jealousy over any of my two siblings.

>>718327359

Stop thinking dirty, Anon. Incest is for degenerates and Alabama.

>>718327482
I'm literally just analyzing the content of the pic bro, if moralfagging is blinding you from being objective, that's beyond me.

>>718327440
Faster

>>718327267
>>718327440
Roll has the same reaction over Kalinka too though.
Then there's also the matter of her copy spilling her dirty secret in PU.

>>718327595

Well, we all see what we want to see.

MM/Roll thematically work better as a couple since they're meant to be a pair that sticks together forever unlike protoman who was a a one off and went slightly crazy partly due to it. The optics of that is "weird" though for an old man to make a pair of child lovers as his supposed children so siblings are easier to frame. It's an image thing and it doesn't really matter since they're robots

>>718327945

If you want them to boink go use the BN or Legends version. Leave Classic alone.

>>718327945
That's probably because they are meant to be a couple, there's just no other explanation why the Megaman and Rolls from the other universes are all couples...

>>718328091
they're siblings in ruby spears mega man

>>718320856
lmao based megas enjoyer

>>718328186
Which it got from the games.

>>718328052
Tell that to late 90s Capcom, they're the ones that made Roll a brocon

>>718310583 (OP)
>because I'm gay and a cuck I imagine roll having sex with rock instead of me

>>718328347

Not to me.

>>718328385
>I need to self-insert because I'm an insecure egomaniac faggot and can't enjoy a ship.

>>718328527
Yes, shipping is for giga faggots. Either they become a real couple then I'm happy for them, otherwise the only cock she is getting is mine.

>>718310667
>>718310674
They never were in Japanese, where she was always into Rock. The confusion stems from the creators referring to her as a "little sister character" which got misinterpreted by various translators. It didn't imply familial relation any more than "busty onee-san" or "dommy mommy"

>>718328414
It doesn't matter if you don't want to accept, its a fact that that's what they were going for.

>>718328385
Gee bro.
You REALLY are getting jealous over fictional characters, now are you?
You know they're not real, right?

>>718328740

Sometimes. Not necessarily all the time. And when they do its gross.

>>718328785
>they are not real and I can choose to do anything I want with them in my imagination therefore I choose to get cucked

>>718328785
Blud over here getting awfully defensive over said fictional characters

>>718328878
Whatever helps you cope. I don't get why it even bothers you.

>>718329020

Because incest is disgusting and wrong, and because I see Roll as a daughteru the thought of her engaging in it sickens me.

>>718328385
>>718328627
Based shipping hater.

>>718328627
>otherwise the only cock she is getting is mine.
You aren't getting your cock in a drawing, retard.

>>718328886
>>718328912
Hah, you're the type to get personally offended when a female character you like is shown to have a male love interest.
I can't imagine being (you)

>>718329093
>Because incest is disgusting and wrong
There is nothing wrong with incest.

>>718329336
I don't fuck the drawing, retard. I fuck them in my imagination.
>>718329396
I don't have imaginary sex with characters that are taken, try again.

>>718329443

Everything is wrong with it. You clearly never had a sister.

>>718329093
Well thats who she is. If you don't like it, you don't like Roll.
And don't even try to pretend you cared about her before she got overhauled in 8. She barely appeared in the games and had no personality, she just existed as a background detail for Rock more than anything.

>>718329526
And you clearly are a mutt who's cognitive development stopped at age 5 and can't separate reality and fiction.

>>718329463
>I fuck them in my imagination.
That sounds sad as hell, also they are still drawings, you don't suddenly imagine them with hyper-realistic graphics, retard.

Low functioning autism >>718329463

why are you a pedophile

Seriously, if you translate Rock and Roll as siblings then so is Hulk Hogan because let me tell you something brother

>>718329526
>You clearly never had a sister
Again with this nonsense? Do mommyfaggots need to be motherless to enjoy it?

Regardless, it's not about it appealing to you, it's about it not being wrong.

>>718329619

I can separate it just fine. I just don't want to see it in fiction anymore than I do in real life. Its for Deliverace-esque inbred hicks, not civilized people.

>>718329636
Oh my god, the guy in a megaman shipping thread pretends he is some gigachad. Imagine being this fucking pathetic.

>>718329801
Yes a child often thinks they're mature, but their actions speak for themselves.

>>718329093
>incest is disgusting and wrong
So is being a tripfag, go away Boco