Thread 718311628

Are you interested in me, anon?

No
/thread

yes
post bussy

>marry ysolda
>adopt sofie
>move family to my farm
>hire wife as steward
>bring stray dog home so daughter can ask to keep it and adopt it
>harvest crops and deliver them myself to whiterun to sell to carlotta

it’s the farmers life for me lads

>>718313397
You've missed the part where you install the NTR mod.

>>718313397
You missed the part where you install the bestiality and loli mods

>>718313498
ysolda is alone with the farm hands when im away on a dungeon business trip with lydia…

>>718313397
>ysolda
hope you like a shredded roast beef after all the barbed cat dick she's taken

>>718314059
She takes literal mammoth tusks, cat dicks are the least of his problems.

>>718314059
but she runs a shop that brings in more gold for the family. saving for sofies mage college tuition

>>718313397
Based, for some reason being a farmer in a game is rather comfy
https://youtu.be/GHSnDaihm0g?t=16

>>718313662
This. The both the wife and daughter need to be fucking the dog.

>>718313397
you’re doing it wrong
>marry sylgja
>do annekke (sylgjas mother and your mother in law) radiant quest and recruit her as a companion
>hire your mother in law as your steward
>cuck your father in law

>>718313397
Nah son
>Marry Aela
>comedic value because the devs gave her the standard "why did we move out here there are giant spiders and giants" voice set
>adopt a son, bring him no pet so he can go out and tame a wild fox like a chad
>Appoint another follower as your steward, and then become thane so the jarl sends your bodyguard to that house also, giving you a cozy little battle harem (only women obviously)
>fill your home with enough arcane items to level the planet
>build an enchanters tower and chill on the comfy tower top

a heroes retirement

>>718311628 (OP)
>Marry Mjoll
>Aerin stands between us in the wedding
>Enchant something while Mjoll is in the room
>Aerin is just watching us
>Venture into a Falmer dungeon
>Aerin’s sorry ass gets in the way and a Falmer kills me with a poisoned arrow
>…
>Bring out Mace of Molag Bal and bash Aerin in the head with it
>Ensure I have an empty black soul gem
>Immegiately enchant with it
>I go to the Cairn
>Actually see him there
>Point out to Serana how much of an obnoxious cuck this faggot Aerin was
>Spit in his face before walking away.

I played as a female breton and still ended up marrying a girl because all the husband choices are terrible

>>718313397
>wife as steward
>”hey can you… (buy animals, furnish, whatever)”
>”I’ll see to it at once”
ultimate male fantasy wife’s response to a request

>>718315241
which hearthfire plot do you build your mansion?

Yes Derkeethus of course I am.

>>718311628 (OP)
>Marry Priestess of Dibella for the sex
>Bugged to never leave the inner sanctum of the temple
>So bugged that when I got the Dawnguard radiant quest about her being kidnapped by vampires, she wasn't at the location it sent me to and was instead stuck in the geometry of a rock halfway between Whiterun and Windhelm.

Whatever, I just wanted the achievement anyway

>>718316319
How she look without the hood though?

>>718314465
I do hunting too
>bring follower dog
>get on horse
>leave house with only the hunting bow and iron dagger
>only have clothes and boots as apparel
>bring camping supplies and food
>shoot elk and deer
>sell hides in town and make venison stew at home to feed family

>>718313397
Honestly a lime sim game set in a fantasy world that has you play as a normal person instead of a world saving hero adventured would be so based
Also Ysolda should have been a Khajiit lady

>>718313498
And the added Redguard patch

>>718316681
Hircine canonically love pretty kitties. He wouldn't want you to wear a fur suit, at most he'd just want you to wear the skinned pelt of an animal you killed while you fuck your cat wife.

>>718313397
>bring stray dog home
rookie mistake

>>718318231
mistake?

>>718318231
By stray I mean meeko. I hire vigilance to watch the farm. I can’t tell if having the option to tell the dog to guard the farm is from a mod or not but it’s an option in my game

>>718318231
mistakes for some, strokes of genius to other

>>718318447
anon, that was a bestiality joke

>>718316003
marry scouts many marshes and move him into the windhelm player house just to pwn the stormcloak chuds and their no argonians in the city policy

>>718313397
I don't remember the names of these characters, but there's a guy who's wife you can take with you as a follower. You can even make her a steward for your house and marry her daughter. I just straight up stole the women in that guy's life.

>>718318971
the miner girl from shors stone and her mom from dark water crossing?
>>718314616

>>718318971
Can't you also publicly murder Nazeem and the marry his wife?

>>718319318
Yeah lol I didn't see that post.

>>718318557
oh. oh no. I thought we were still talking about follower mechanics and house pet AI. You just dropped that on me like a sneak attack with 100 stealth and a daedric dagger.

>>718316963
>be player character in Oblivion
>ignore the whole world ending business
>go directly to Chorrol
>save Dar-Ma
>settle down with her