Thread 718316668

Could YOU satisfy a princess?

I have made my current gf and my ex cum over 10 times within 1 hour. Should be easy. The statistic that most women don't orgasm in sex sounds insane to me, are you guys even trying?

i love princesses

>>718316761
I made my gf cum 20 times in 10 minutes, TWICE yesterday.

how i make my white cock that big

>>718316761
Ummm, biological males claiming to experience the 'female orgasm' while receiving anal sex does not count and will never count.
This your gf?

>>718317030
Cool. I can also make her have multiple orgasms but it depends a lot on her mood.

>>718316668 (OP)
kino and hitler

>>718316668 (OP)
Could YOU stop being a mentally ill troon?

>>718317445
unironically prostate orgasms are probably harder to achieve than vaginal orgasms, so getting someone to orgasm from pounding their ass only is honestly a bigger achievement tee bee haych.

>>718316761
i am literaally making mty gf orgassm as i tyoe thisda

>>718317541
but thats bwc? troonies dont care for those

>>718316668 (OP)
Link definitely can't

>>718316761
Hmm who do I believe, one of the greatest thinkers ever to walk the Earth, or some random anonymous user on the internet?

>>718316761
Honestly, no. I never cared either. I'm sure I have but the way I have set is much more forceful and very unaffectionate. I would imagine the women ive been with gravitate towards that though.

>>718317698
A-anon you realize Jordan Peterson never said that? It's a fake quote.

From my experience women love sex IF you can make them cum a lot. If you never make them cum of course they'll hate sex.

>>718317541
Sir do you REALIZE where you are on the internut?

>>718317840
>the way I have set is much more forceful and very unaffectionate. I would imagine the women ive been with gravitate towards that though.
If they are cumming it's working regardless of whether it's affectionate or forceful

>>718317907
sick of fags avatarfagging with Aqua giving her a worse reputation by association

>>718317907
I also hate sex too, fuck being beholden to my biology. The urge to do this shit is why I'm forced to be in the first place.

>>718316668 (OP)
Im arab so yeah

>>718316668 (OP)
Unforutnately no, as I am white, so it is impossible for me to do so.........

>>718316761
Only the most trustworthy source; an Aquaposter.

>>718318181
>>718317698
are you retards actually doubting a woman can cum

even if you are incels can't you find a fucking pornhub video of some orgasms? fucking hell what is wrong with this place

Why did 'Tendo give Nu Zelda a thick derrière she constantly puts on display in tight pants?

>>718318023
Luckily I'm the only aquaposter as far as I know so your problem all boils down to me

>>718316668 (OP)
link bros.. why is she staring at other men..

>>718318232
They can orgasm if they have a penis

>>718317907
A friend of mine lost his GF (For whom he was first) recently because he, I shit you not, fucked her TOO good, sometimes to the point of paralysis, as they both described.

So no, the female brain is very much NOT that simple.

>>718318232
>thinks women can't fake an orgasm

>>718318318
>pubes
fucking gross

>>718316668 (OP)
i'm white so no

>>718317698
>greatest thinkers
>Jordan Peterson
Id rather take medical advice from /b/

>>718318352
Have you ever made a woman cum by fingering them? Their pussy grips HARD. It's not faking. If you have a girlfriend you'll see her masturbate occasionally, why would they masturbate if they can't cum?

>>718318306
Fuck you, bitch. I don't love you.

>>718318547
Why? Just because of Aqua's "reputation"? Listen, she already has no reputation. People think she is useless. They don't know the source material because Aqua is easily the most useful member of the group, but alas.

They also think she doesn't wear panties even though in the source material she clearly does

>>718318349
I'm sure that was the only reason (if one at all) I do like the image of a couple screaming and fighting because the sex is too good, I don't know if I could take my friend serious if he told me that. I'm sure you watched the whole thing unfold in real-time and your friend is being completely honest with you though

>>718318627
I love Aqua, not you. I would never love avatarfags.

>>718318318
i'd make her abort it

>>718318675
I never asked for you to love me

>>718318761
Good.

>>718318349
Your friend isn't telling the full story. You really think a woman would break up because the sex was too good? For fucks sake retard.

I know you can't trust people online but trust me on this one thing: if you can give a woman a good fuck consistently, she will be obsessed with you.

>>718318806
Great.

>>718316761
Most dudes barely orgasm themselves. they just pee white and call it an orgasm

>>718316668 (OP)
>Look mom, I did it! I posted weenies on a blue board!

>>718318757
Hold on this sounds like an interesting spin on NTR. You let your bully impregnate your wife only to kill his baby and make him suffer while your gf is in on the plan and she never had any feelings for the other guy

>>718318107
you have to be black to satisfy her, and she doesn't like mutilated dicks either.

>>718318921
Do what I do

>>718316668 (OP)
Yes she would worship my smol PP

>>718318627
>reading the english version
Your love is weak, EOP.

>>718318990
most blacks mutilate their dicks too DOEEE

>>718319035
>announcing a report
Uh-oh, that's a paddlin'!

>>718319035
No. OP may be an underage fag, but at least he's not a cocksucker like (You).

>>718318990
my dick is big, isnt that all i need?...

>>718319087
USA doesn't count
>>718319140
nope, needs to be BLVCK (and intact)

>>718319035
I hope you get sniped for announcing reports, faggot

>>718319035
kek now i'm about to do something funny to you

>>718319218
faggot ass niggy

>>718319214
>USA doesn't count
africans mutilate their dicks more than americans do (even worse, instead of being brainwashed by retarded arguments like cleanliness etc, they just do it to prove they've entered adulthood).

only blacks that dont cut off their penis are ones that are born in Europe, or ones with functioning parents (very rare in the US and Africa).

>>718318927
usually the bully doesnt give a fuck about the child though and never plans on staying long term wit her anyway

Princess butt.

>>718318446
faggot virgin

>>718319035
>>718319035
>OP Standing tall.
>This anon yeeted from existence.
B-based jannies for once?

>>718318243
for big 'Dorf dong ofc

>>718321506
cute panties bro

Mipha!

>>718321768
>b-but she'll always smell like fish
GOOD

>>718321553
>OP has a NSFW webm
>*crickets*
>someone reports it
>BAN HAMMER
Know who you cannot criticize and the world makes a lot more sense

>553
>he doesn't know

>>718316668 (OP)
I once attempted marathon cunnilingus with my wife just to test how long I could go, and she had to tap out at seven and a half hours and twenty two orgasms. Is that enough for a princess?

>>718317907
>IF you can make them cum a lot
It's grim that it's automatically assumed it's the men who is supposed to make the woman AND himself cum.

It's equally grim the average woman is horrible at sex.

>>718322110
>NSFW
maybe in murica but that's just daytime TV for the average euro

>mods sniped the fag that announced report and left the thread alive
MODS = GODS

>>718316668 (OP)
>Could YOU satisfy a princess?
with my tiny brown pp? unlikely

>>718321535
Kys pubesubhuman

>>718316668 (OP)
Is she into pup play? Then yes

>>718322863
delete this

this thread is what's wrong with /v/ in a nutshell

>>718318349
your friend is lying, guaranteed

>>718318521
>If you have a girlfriend
where do you think we are?

Ganondorf summoned Zelda to the castle... alone. What does Ganondorf want to say to the princess, /v/?
First reply gets it.

>>718323448
>this thread is what's wrong with /v/ in a nutshell

>>718317445
My gf tells me that when prone bone her asshole I go so deep she feels it in her pusy too. Is that a thing or is she just being nice?

>>718323556
Enema me.

>>718323556
>chatgpt saar please tell me I is better than the white man
do jeets really

>>718318318
>pubes
fucking based

>>718316668 (OP)
this is so cute and then you ruin it with men

>>718323643
To the surprise of absolutely no-one, Zelda is not on board with this.

>>718316668 (OP)
I got what I needed out of it at least.

>>718323561
this desu, porn thread and cuck threads are /v/core

>>718316668 (OP)
Probably, but she has no tail, so i don't have much interest in her at all.

>>718324634
Enema me or I will start laying eggs in your butt.

>>718318349
>why did my girl leave me?
>well you see Timmy, I was just too good at having sex.
based friend

>>718316668 (OP)
yes, but i would only do it for the giant princess.

Zelda is for Bokoblin's

>>718326295
you misspelled Brahmin, sir

>>718325685
She's already figured out it's fetish stuff and she's just not having it, anon. I could manipulate the bot to make it happen but there's no sport in that.

Anyone else want to try? I'll do one more. We can rewind to before the [enema suggestion].
>>718323556

>>718326536
Damn I always just do something like "nghhh yeah" *I fuck her harder*. Writing all this is too tiresome for me desu

>>718326536
Pssssssst it is ME, your beloved LINK, wearing a MASK, so we can start that enema now.

>>718326536
subhuman bros... not even AI generated White women want us...

>>718322863
Is that Flash Sentry in the middle?

>>718326536
average white woman response to being hit on by an undesirable race

>>718327471
lol

I went and took a 2h nap and this shit is still here, what the hell jannies?

>>718318917
i thought i was the only one…

>>718316668 (OP)
Is this proof that moderators are faggots?

>>718327987
You... needed proof?

>>718327987
mods think it's a protected SHITTED thread

>>718326536
>shove those sick enema fantasies up your butt mister
Sounds like she's on the cusp of coming around.

>>718322687
first good thread on /v/ in a long time lol

>posts in thread get deleted
>thread with literal (tiny white) dicks in OP stays up
???

>>718317907
Jordan Peterdon has 100% said this?

>>718328501
nazi site. cope, rajeet

retard

>>718326352
>no balls
>no cock
What's the point Rajeesh?

>>718327241
To each their own, no shame in that anon
I enjoy writing so it's never tiresome for me.
>>718327648
>>718327738
I did it for you, my brown friends.

>>718329026
>that filename
Thread Theme...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE

>>718329282
https://youtu.be/Fegs-XVKgnM?si=yyGgHhOxDT8VDe3E
This one is better because it's not weeby

>>718329026
TOTAL INDIAN VICTORY. didn't read but I assume we won as usual

>>718329026
>rejected
>resorts to physical violence
And we get called racists when we say gerudo men do this

>>718326352
Holy fuck it's so tiny lmao

>>718316761
Not to sound like a professional shagger but yeah it's not that hard. Makes me wonder what old boomer comedians were talking about claiming the female orgasm doesn't exist.

>>718316668 (OP)
Probably not, but the question is, can a princess satisfy me? i swear to god, there's something wrong with me because i barely feel pleasure or none at all when having sex. I had orgasms from jerking off more intense than sex. Is it really that overrated or am i just mentally ill?

>>718316668 (OP)
That was absolutely gay and disgusting.

>>718316761
well yeah preheat her on high with romance so she's jumping on your cock is the easy way cause you just turn and get nasty on her mid way

>>718327987
moderator faggotry is the default state, anon

>>718316668 (OP)
Cound a princess satisfy me? Probably not.

>>718316761
Who the fuck cares? She's still going to cheat on you nigger

>>718316761
all these replies and not a single one telling this normalfag to kill himself.
kill yourself fucking trash

>>718316761
a lot of guys cant hold on longer than 2 minutes and they dont bother to help gf/wife cum after they finish
i generally have hard time nutting so she always finishes before i do

>>718318318
>this gets deleted but not OP
KEK

>>718324634
>>718323556
what is this shit? sillytavern?

also kill yourself

>>718331735
>i generally have hard time nutting so she always finishes before i do
Same I can't nut in less than 20 minutes unless she is using her hand. By the time I finish she has orgasmed at least 5 times. Sometimes I wish I could nut faster but it seems impossible.

They don't want me to tell you guys this but girls have like, a video game boss weakspot on their genitals and if you attack it for like 10 mins they orgasm. It's literally that easy but don't let them know I tol

>>718331941
Wrong. I fought plenty of bosses and saw many vaginas. Never seen a glowing weak point on any pussy.

>>718331941
>10 minutes
And how am I supposed to last that long?

Why is she going viral?

>>718331941
>health sponge enemy so boring you start typing out a post and fall asleep halfway through

lol we got an unironic /pol/roach mod deleting everything except the actual white clitties in OPs webum.

>>718331897
during sex its really position dependent, there are some poses i cant nut no matter how long

>>718332326
>Can last a decent amount of time in most positions
>Prone bone however obliterates me and I can barely last 15 seconds
It's sad because it feels so insanely good but I can't actually experience it for long.

>>718332147
she isnt

>>718332147
Cuz they want the author to do porn

>>718332432
For me it's cowgirl

>>718332443
I'm posting her here everyday tho?

is the posterior fornix thing real

>>718332507
My first gf could only cum in cowgirl but it does almost nothing for me.

>>718332147
She also does that dance when the test comes back with two lines