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Anonymous No.718317465 >>718317684 >>718317726 >>718317781 >>718317961 >>718318087 >>718318186 >>718318234 >>718318824 >>718319653 >>718319803 >>718325408 >>718330712 >>718331215 >>718332975 >>718335468 >>718336369 >>718337951
Kirby is promoting beef bowls now.
Anonymous No.718317624 >>718318448 >>718319654 >>718320393 >>718322821 >>718323753 >>718330210 >>718330710 >>718335593
The several raw eggs in there is really fucking disgusting.
Anonymous No.718317640
Kirby sucking up muh meat lmao
Anonymous No.718317675 >>718336461
Okay? Hello Kitty is promoting McDonalds.
Anonymous No.718317684 >>718317750 >>718318095 >>718337438
>>718317465 (OP)
Kirby is a fucking chigyu
Anonymous No.718317726 >>718331505
>>718317465 (OP)
>jap companies realizing they can boost sales by catering to western collector cucks
based trend
Anonymous No.718317750 >>718336340
>>718317684
Not one bit of cheese. Just beef, rice, soggy fried chicken, and a raw egg
Anonymous No.718317781
>>718317465 (OP)
games aren't enough to pay the food bills anymore
Anonymous No.718317917 >>718317996 >>718332037
Do asians really just eat raw eggs like that?
Anonymous No.718317961
>>718317465 (OP)
>raw eggs
No thanks. The whole dish looks unappetizing, honestly.
Anonymous No.718317993 >>718318724
Does kirby fart?
Anonymous No.718317996 >>718323194 >>718324807
>>718317917
Only American eggs get salmonella because they're afraid of a little dirt you can wash off before you crack them if you really insist on such
Anonymous No.718317997
chigyucore
Anonymous No.718318087
>>718317465 (OP)
Anonymous No.718318095 >>718318287 >>718318653 >>718320313 >>718335298
>>718317684
So why exactly did cheese beef bowls become a symbol of losers?
I had one recently, it was alright.
Anonymous No.718318186
>>718317465 (OP)
Based, Kirby is cute
Anonymous No.718318234
>>718317465 (OP)
600 FUCKING yens for all that protein is a steal, I would eat that shit everyday
Anonymous No.718318287 >>718319373 >>718320313
>>718318095
Nagoshi was commentating on a Puyo Puyo tournament and said "they all look like they eat cheesy beef bowls" which is the equivalent of Doug Bowser commentating on a Smash tournament and saying "they look like basement dwelling nerds that only eat chicken tenders"
Anonymous No.718318448
>>718317624
There was one you bumbling moron
Anonymous No.718318653 >>718319373
>>718318095
I think to the Japanese it is kind of like a kids order, so anyone ordering it is like a manchild.
Anonymous No.718318724
>>718317993
he doesn't have an anus or produce waste, so no
Anonymous No.718318802
the heat of the rice cooks the egg
Anonymous No.718318824
>>718317465 (OP)
>no cheese
Thank God Kirby isn't chigyu
Anonymous No.718318985 >>718319224 >>718319654 >>718333098
>raw egg
Japanese "cuisine" is disgusting.
Anonymous No.718319224 >>718319654
>>718318985
Japan is just the England of Asia when it comes to food
>brown meat on brown rice with brown egg
>side of brown sticky beans and brown tea
Anonymous No.718319373 >>718322686
>>718318287
>>718318653
>the chicken tendies of japan
Okay, that makes more sense. I'll make sure not to order that again if I walk into another beef bowl shop.
Anonymous No.718319653
>>718317465 (OP)
chigyu game
chigyu character
chigyu series
Anonymous No.718319654 >>718321102 >>718321402 >>718322459 >>718322656 >>718322753 >>718325671 >>718330429 >>718335491 >>718336252 >>718337357
>>718317624
>>718318985
>>718319224
Erm, why normalfags like icky asian cooking..?
Anonymous No.718319802 >>718320258
Do the japanese survive entirely on noodles or something? Where's their veggies?
Anonymous No.718319803
>>718317465 (OP)
the heat of the beef cooks the egg
Anonymous No.718320258
>>718319802
they live off rice and veggies. meat is too expensive there
Anonymous No.718320313
>>718318095
>>718318287
An artist on twitter made a joke self-deprecating self portrait of himself ordering Cheese beefbowl, 2channers started to use that image to insult each other like basedjaks, and the meme blew up to a point Nagoshi used it to subtly insult Puyo players because the attention was going to Puyo Puyo and not his game.
I guess the reason why Cheese beefbowl sounds dorky is because it's something you order if you frequent cheap fast foods, if you're a normal fag who mainly goes to overpriced nice Italian restaurants but decided to go to fast food on a whim, they'd order a regular beef bowl, they won't yearn for "something different" like cheese beef bowl.
At the same time beef bowl doesn't make for an easy characture to represent obesity (because we have burgers for that), so cheese beef bowl ended up representing lanky loser nerd with minimum wage and no gf.
Anonymous No.718320393
>>718317624
there's only one and it's optional
Anonymous No.718321102 >>718321747
>>718319654
Litterally
>thing
>thing: Japanese
Japan is a different presentation that normies are not use to in the west, and non-offending flavors. Chinese has better variety of flavor
Anonymous No.718321402 >>718321538 >>718321550
>>718319654
>Japs like Italian the most out of the western options
Japanese "Italian" is an abomination
Anonymous No.718321538
>>718321402
When the regular food tastes like nothing or fish(surprising among of actual Japanese food) the abomination that claims to be forgein is probably liked more.
Anonymous No.718321550 >>718321679 >>718322186 >>718323235 >>718327503
>>718321402
They don't like "Italian" food lmao
They like their own spin on Italian food aka "Itameshi".
Japs are the most conceited fuckers out there, and I will die on this hill.
Anonymous No.718321679 >>718321983 >>718322074 >>718322164 >>718322186 >>718322303 >>718322605
>>718321550
>look that up
>first image is just ragu spaghetti with egg
Japanons, is this real
Anonymous No.718321747 >>718322250
>>718321102
Yeah they need lots of spices to cover up that rotting bat meat and gutter oil.
Anonymous No.718321918
grrr...bratty pink orb needs to be corrected now!
Anonymous No.718321973
https://book.saizeriya.co.jp/menu2506_e/book/
What are we getting bros?
Anonymous No.718321983
>>718321679
What's the difference between a cooked egg and cooked meat balls?
Anonymous No.718322021
Times are hard for everyone. You gotta do what you need to get by.
Anonymous No.718322074 >>718325128
>>718321679
>spaghetti ragu
not ragu. there's no meat there. and you're supposed to use tagliatelle
Anonymous No.718322136
Japs are the worst when it comes to food among Asia. Thai, Chinese, Korean, Indonesian, Filipino Malaysian, Vietnamese, etc... are better than flavorless slop.
Anonymous No.718322164
>>718321679
yee
Anonymous No.718322172
ramen is the only japanese food worth seeking out, the rest of it is all over rated as fuck
Anonymous No.718322186 >>718322270 >>718322385
>>718321550
>>718321679
Butchered Italian foods are genre of its own, and it's categorized as a nostalgia food from Showa era rather than a proper cuisine
Proper Italian food is kind of a social status because they aren't many Italian chefs for obvious geographical reasons, and the good places are mostly limited to expensive restaurants.
Anonymous No.718322250
>>718321747
Usually the temperate regions will have more mild spices that bring out the best flavours of the ingredients, like Fujian or Guangdong.
Hot region will use more spicy ingredients to induce sweats to physically cooldown the body.
Anonymous No.718322270
>>718322186
Italians stole their pasta ideas from the Africans.
Anonymous No.718322303
>>718321679
the japanese use ketchup instead of tomato sauce for their popular neapolitan dish. if you order spaghetti at a japanese restaurant, it's most likely gonna be made with ketchup.
Anonymous No.718322385 >>718323234
>>718322186
>Butchered Italian foods are genre of its own
No argument from me.
>it's categorized as a nostalgia food from Showa era rather than a proper cuisine
That's why the Japs say they love it when asked "do you like Italian food". They think people are asking about their butchered version.
Anonymous No.718322459
>>718319654
Go find a normie that's not afraid to go against the narrative and say that Jap or Italian food is shit, especially the type of noralfag with "passion for traveling".
Anonymous No.718322605 >>718322898
>>718321679
I was talking about fish egg spaghetti and corn mayo pizza
Anonymous No.718322656
>>718319654
Damn saudis really hate thai food.
Anonymous No.718322686
>>718319373
It's the cheese version specifically
Anonymous No.718322729
Saizeriya has the best Italian food
Anonymous No.718322753 >>718336395
>>718319654
Believe it or not Japanese food and products used to be considered low quality gutter trash before the 80s.
Anonymous No.718322821 >>718323186 >>718335363
>>718317624
The heat from the beef cooks the egg
Anonymous No.718322891 >>718323118 >>718323356
>Food :O
>Food, Japan :|
I wasn't expecting to see all this Jap food bashing today.
Anonymous No.718322898 >>718323094
>>718322605
>fish egg spaghetti
Anonymous No.718322974
INB4 scalpers hijack Kirbo just like they did with Pokemon
>kirbymerchant.png
Anonymous No.718323094 >>718324246 >>718324372 >>718330519
>>718322898
Italians put caviar in their pasta. How is this a foreign concept unless you're Amerimutt and have a food palette of a 3 year old toddler?
Anonymous No.718323118
>>718322891
I'd post a random brit "food" but its a Kirby thread
Anonymous No.718323128 >>718323330 >>718336884
FUCKING CHIGYU
Anonymous No.718323186 >>718327416
>>718322821
I believe that in a soup but there's no way this meal is hot enough for that
Anonymous No.718323194
>>718317996
ok cool, but that doesnt make eating a raw eggs any more appealing.
Anonymous No.718323234 >>718330074 >>718330471
>>718322385
I don't think they'd immediately think of Napolitan when you ask them about Italian food tho, despite them being more familiar with that food
Anonymous No.718323235 >>718323323 >>718325474
>>718321550
To be fair lots of countries do this. British Indian and Chinese food is radically different from actual Indian and Chinese food. The British versions are way better.
Anonymous No.718323269
He won
Anonymous No.718323323 >>718323656
>>718323235
British Chinese food is an atrocity that needs to be spoken more about.
Anonymous No.718323330
>>718323128
He wasn't wrong about people who play Puyo Puyo competitively.
Anonymous No.718323356 >>718323420
>>718322891
Jap culture is all presentation and rigid non-value added bullshit rituals to fool the masses.
Anonymous No.718323420 >>718323439
>>718323356
Just like Koreans.
Anonymous No.718323439
>>718323420
Yeah
Anonymous No.718323656 >>718323972
>>718323323
Because they use traditionally considered edible body parts rather than chicken feet?
Anonymous No.718323753 >>718324561 >>718324807 >>718330765 >>718332586 >>718336453
>>718317624
I think I read somewhere before that raw eggs are safe to eat in other countries except for America because we wash off the protective outer layer of eggs
Anonymous No.718323972 >>718324097
>>718323656
The Chinese use America's chicken feet to make Dim Sum Chicken Feet, my dude.
It's amazing, try it.
Anonymous No.718324030 >>718324483
>Kirby thread
>suddenly seething mad butthurt Italians out of nowhere
Fuck you cream is mandatory in any good carbonara sauce.
Anonymous No.718324097 >>718324350
>>718323972
Bro I've eaten chicken feet at high end Chinese restaurants in China. Chinese food is very average. With the exception of Bao.
Anonymous No.718324246
>>718323094
Fish is disgusting, and most importantly, you shouldn't mix food types together since most of the times the flavor is shit.
Anonymous No.718324350
>>718324097
I personally disagree, but at least you tried it.
Anonymous No.718324372
>>718323094
retards put caviar, truffles, foie gras, and gold foil on everything they can solely because theyre the hallmarks of basic bitch richfag foods
Anonymous No.718324483
>>718324030
Nobody asked for your mom's shitty recipes.
Anonymous No.718324561
>>718323753
How would that prevent salmonella? If anything its the opposite. Basically all the FDA does these days is police for salmonella and ecoli outbreaks. If you're going to do something gross like eat raw eggs do it in a country that has overpaid underworked three letter lads.
Anonymous No.718324807
>>718317996
>>718323753
Completely false
Anonymous No.718325127
The heat from the egg cooks the beef
Anonymous No.718325128
>>718322074
I mean the mystery sauce that you get at stores. I was more commenting on how bright red that sauce was and how it reminded me of store brand shit
Anonymous No.718325408
>>718317465 (OP)
Is it film at gun point? His hands are shaking a lot.
Anonymous No.718325474
>>718323235
Curry is an English/Portuguese creation because we like to serve meat with a sauce or gravy. So when people think Indian cuisine and imagine curry, they're thinking of Anglo food lol
Same with thinking mexican food is burritos
Anonymous No.718325671 >>718330826
>>718319654
So whats so bad about Peruvian cuisine?
Anonymous No.718327416
>>718323186
The heat from the egg cooks the beef bowl
Anonymous No.718327503 >>718328296
>>718321550
>Japs are the most conceited fuckers out there, and I will die on this hill
*enters the chat*
Anonymous No.718328296
>>718327503
There are no French people anymore, just a bunch of Africans populating France
Anonymous No.718330074 >>718330251
>>718323234
>Napolitan
>The dish consists of soft-cooked spaghetti, tomato ketchup
I was served this several times by my babysitter, It's inedible
Anonymous No.718330210
>>718317624
asian "food" is fucking disgusting
ftfy
Anonymous No.718330251
>>718330074
made me hate ketchup for a long time
Anonymous No.718330429
>>718319654
>why x like y?
Pablo, hit the English textbooks
Anonymous No.718330471
>>718323234
>Napolitan
Go away terrone, no one wants you here.
Your country is devoid of any pop culture
Anonymous No.718330519
>>718323094
No they don't and caviar is different from mentaiko
Anonymous No.718330710
>>718317624
It’s fine, the egg cooks in the food. It lends it a better consistency as it cooks. It is what is known as namatama, it’s an option you can choose if you want it. I do it all the time when I get curry while visiting. Also these sorts of tie-ins are fucking everywhere in Japan, I think they’re very relaxed on lending character likenesses for themed food
Anonymous No.718330712
>>718317465 (OP)
Japenese "food" is a meme.
>yes gaijin eat this disgusting sea urchin sushi it is sugoi
Nobody l;kes this. It's all societal pressure OR weebs who convice themselves it's good because nihonese is superior
Anonymous No.718330765 >>718331280 >>718333820
>>718323753
It's because in America, eggs are collected from ginormous mega farms where millions of chickens crammed into tiny spaces to maximize the number of chickens that can be kept alive within the smallest space possible.

These conditions are so filthy and unhealthy that bacteria/viruses/diseases/etc can jump between chickens like crazy, and therefore eating raw eggs.
Because of the eggs coming from absolutely disgusting conditions, this is why American eggs have to be machine washed and sanitized vigorously beforehand. This strips away the outer layer/protection from the egg as you said.
Furthermore, Americans store their eggs long term, because this allows them to ship their eggs from mega farms further and reduces wasted products. However this increases the chance that eggs will become unsafe to eat raw even under refrigeration (Especially with the previous cleaning)

If you get your chicken eggs from a free range ranch, especially directly from the farm, then they're way safer to eat (You should still hand wash them beforehand btw)
Anonymous No.718330826 >>718336361
>>718325671
They eat fucking pigeons.
Anonymous No.718330842
melty cooked pasta + butter + ketchup+ gratted emmental is Frenchcore haute cuisine you tasteless philistines
Anonymous No.718331215 >>718336884
>>718317465 (OP)
what the actual fuck
Anonymous No.718331280 >>718332771 >>718336270
>>718330765
You can as easily get salmonella from chickens in your backyard as you can battery farmed chickens. Please stop spreading misinformation. Cook your fucking eggs properly. Or don't and spend a solid week on the shitter. I don't care.
Anonymous No.718331315 >>718333618
>food ugly = taste bad
Anonymous No.718331505
>>718317726
99.99% of western consoomers will never know about this. Collaborations like this happen all the time in Japan and are almost always completely limited to within the country. This shit is 100% for the japs, by the japs.
Anonymous No.718332037
>>718317917
they learned from the best
Anonymous No.718332586
>>718323753
Raw egg has lower digestibility/absorption than cooked so it doesn't matter anyways.
Anonymous No.718332771
>>718331280
And yet the USA is the only place that can't eat raw eggs for some (((reasons)))
Anonymous No.718332975
>>718317465 (OP)
Cheese beef bowls?
Anonymous No.718333098
>>718318985
The cook of the heat beef the egg
Anonymous No.718333528 >>718336091
luv me sushi, but why is it so pricey? it's just rice with raw seafood innit
Anonymous No.718333618
>>718331315
That's always the case yeah, good job anon
Anonymous No.718333820
>>718330765
If euros ever have to wonder why no progress is ever made in america and it is ruled by conservative thought, look at this post and understand that this is the kind of person that the conservatives are winning against. The progressive person who thinks that america invented coops and that the rest of the world has free range chicken ranches.
Anonymous No.718335298 >>718336058
>>718318095
nagoshi used it to make fun of the fans of the OBVIOUS kirby's avalanche ripoff during a tournament.
puyo fans won that though, but sega thinks otherwise with forcing tetris everywhere
Anonymous No.718335363
>>718322821
I opened the thread looking for this post. Made me kek.
Anonymous No.718335468
>>718317465 (OP)
will Kirby become a meal of glands, or barf it out as a star?
Anonymous No.718335491 >>718335667 >>718335838
>>718319654
when normalfags think of asian cuisine what comes to mind is american style chinese fried rice and orange chicken, sushi, vietnamese pho, or japanese/korean barbecue. Not one will actually think of the vast majority of real asian cuisine like so/y sauce and vinegar soaked fish guts and raw egg "cooked" over lukewarm rice
Anonymous No.718335524 >>718336205
Kirby tries everything once
Anonymous No.718335593
>>718317624
it really isn't. all of the diseases are on the shells.
Anonymous No.718335667
>>718335491
Yeah that all sounds terrible.
And American Chinese if fucking disgusting.
Anonymous No.718335838 >>718336872
>>718335491
define normal fag
Anonymous No.718335950
this thread should be moved to >>>/ck/ for fun
Anonymous No.718336058 >>718337391
>>718335298
>spoiler
I'm so fucking sick of Tetris, man. We literally haven't had a proper standalone Puyo game in AN ENTIRE FUCKING DECADE. Chronicles came out in TWENTY FUCKING FIFTEEN.
Anonymous No.718336091
>>718333528
Since sushi is so basic, The quality of the ingredients plays a big part. Can't just buy a bunch of frozen Alaskan pollock and cover it in sauce.

Well I guess you can since a lot of sushi places just seem to down everything in horseradish.
Anonymous No.718336205 >>718336454 >>718336771
>>718335524
Kirby HATES caterpillars
The fucking bongoloids and bitchitalians in this thread eat that shit up
Anonymous No.718336231
Raw egg mixed into rice is fucking delicious and anyone bitching about it hasn't tried it
Anonymous No.718336252 >>718336359
>>718319654
Shitalianslop is overrated. "Real" shitalian pizza is fucking garbage. Literally every italian-inspired or originated thing is done better by some other countries. I will never get the fellating
Anonymous No.718336270
>>718331280
The big difference here being that in most developed countries prefer to just heavily monitor the chickens for salmonella so the eggs won't have them to begin with.
Anonymous No.718336320
look at this little guy
Anonymous No.718336340
>>718317750
Who tf puts cheese in NOODLES
Anonymous No.718336359 >>718336489
>>718336252
The truth is I don't like "Italian", I just like (American) tomato sauce/
Anonymous No.718336361 >>718336502
>>718330826
Who doesn't? It's common poverty food.
Anonymous No.718336369
>>718317465 (OP)
And people say British food is bad.
That looks disgusting
Anonymous No.718336395 >>718337658
>>718322753
Reminder that until barely a decade ago Ameritroons claimed anything Japanese including anime and videogames was utter trash too.
As usual the answer is that Americans are still seething at Toyota buttfucking Ford.
Anonymous No.718336453
>>718323753
What you remember hearing from somewhere is that you don't need to refrigerate eggs from other countries because they don't wash them as much.
Anonymous No.718336454
>>718336205
lol you know this is >>>/v/ right?
Anonymous No.718336461
>>718317675
Hello Kitty has been promoting McDonalds for longer than most of the anons on this board have been alive.
Anonymous No.718336489 >>718337695
>>718336359
What the fuck is American tomato sauce? Do Americans make tomato sauce with different ingredients than anyone else?
Anonymous No.718336502
>>718336361
Countries who's population doesn't live in poverty.
Anonymous No.718336646
I never understood why the japanese put cheese on everything beef bowls, curry, ramen, corn dogs, boba, shits weird.
Anonymous No.718336771
>>718336205
What does this even mean?
Anonymous No.718336872
>>718335838
In this context, having never actually been to asia and their tastes are defined by their local ethnic restaurants that typically adapt their menu's ingredients to suit local palates better
Anonymous No.718336884
>>718323128
>>718331215
what would happen if kirby swallowed nagoshi
Anonymous No.718337357
>>718319654
I don't know if American Italian food is just shit, but I really don't like it. Even the few I don't dislike is merely mediocre. Same goes with Chinese food.
Anonymous No.718337391
>>718336058
Chronicle was late 2016 but yeah, nearly ten years since the translation of Tetris and it was such a runaway success they continue to milk it for all it's worth.
Even worse is that the Apple Arcade game is actually really good from what I've seen. I have my own gripes like the reuse of Chronicle models and the story fumbling itself by the end (and for japanese fans it's basically the same general backbone of a novel where Sig succumbs to his demon side) but it's more akin to the anniversary games which also means it has CONTENT unlike champions.
at least the new Madou game is fun even if it's one in name only aside from having a few random mooks or references to the older cast but that's not sega.
Anonymous No.718337438 >>718340078
>>718317684
Not gonna be talked down to by people that put corn on their pizza
Anonymous No.718337658
>>718336395
people have been bantering with the japs for 40 years, enjoying plenty of stuff from there. I know this is yet another obligatorily 'bring up and shit on the US' thread but don't be a retard
Anonymous No.718337695
>>718336489
Mostly I meant that tomatoes come from the Americas so traditional Italian cuisine would lack them as an ingredient.
Anonymous No.718337951 >>718340923
>>718317465 (OP)
I'm sorry, do you not like fucking beef bowls?
Anonymous No.718340078
>>718337438
That looks terrible, and for $364?! No thanks!
Anonymous No.718340923
>>718337951
Kirby's supposed to be a vegetarian