Thread 718321096

Remember when everyone was obsessed with some Chinese Botw ripoff gacha? That was weird

>>718321096 (OP)
We doing another Mona thread today?
Let's hope it doesn't get pushed off to /trash/ this time.

I guess not?

>>718321096 (OP)
that's a kid

churlbait

Autosage status?

>>718325756
Phew, averted.

>>718325814
She needs more help from 'nons to keep her threads alive!

>>718326262
dont have much boss

>>718324468
Through some weird chinese logic, you can ascertain she's actually in her early-to-mid 20s.
The game bends over backwards to state that anyone under the chinese drinking age can't touch alcohol, but events have stated that Mona's been an avid drinker for years. Because of that, we know she's several years older than 20. So she's like 22 at the minimum.

>>718327172
What a shame.

>sharp eyes
>spellcaster
>form-fitting outfit
>long, dark hair
>bright blue eyes
>chuuni
>water element
>space theme
>fat ass
You could not make a more perfect girl

I thought it was a online multiplayer game, SP games, if they are not extremely cool or fun to play, I don't bother with them.

>>718321096 (OP)
Yes, then people quickly realized genshin is superior. Like how the Japanese originally ripped off American cars and animation, but it turned out they were making completely superior versions.

>>718327474
Nice stockings.

Finally a Mona thread just for me

Is this the thread where we all do the funny hand sign?

>>718328025
This is the thread where we lament how Mihoyo never gave her a skin or a second story quest or a plot focus or a retrain, then chat about how much her ass jiggles when she walk or gets spanked.

monanal

Holy thigh gap

>>718321096 (OP)
Mona was my go to character when I first played Genshin. Mainly because she moved faster than everyone at the time and doesn't need to swim.
Her damage fell off fast tho. I did quit after awhile.

>>718328723
>hydro and hydro
>somehow vape
Stupid slime

>>718321096 (OP)
Why did they ever change her outfit?

>>718328970
chinks dont understand preservation

It's been years and she's still the hottest character in the game and it's not even close

>>718327615
She's anything but a chuuni, she is legitimately one of the most powerful humans around in terms of magical prowess and generally has a no nonsense attitude. Her defining quirk is being terrible with money and ending up going hungry because she overspent on magical or astronomy gizmos.

My dick still remembers that april fool mona thread

>>718328970
Because the Mondstadt girls were too famous, so they nerfed them while releasing even skimpier Liyue women like Shenhe and Yelan.

>>718321096 (OP)
Reminder its canon venti regularly engages coitus with her

>>718328970
commie bullshit

>>718329365
This. Her design is beautiful

>>718329609
It's been a few years since I've played and she wasn't in the main story at all, so I just assumed she was one since she spouted out nonsense all of the time That makes her even better

>>718329365
For me, I really liked Eula. I always used her and Mona together, once I had them both.

>>718328970
no clue, its a miracle they didnt touch yoi

>>718329839
That's cool. I would both of them.

>>718329908
>and she wasn't in the main story at all
Everyone in Mondstadt now appears in the main story, as of recent events.

>>718330021
Based as fuck. My team was always Mona, Eula, Fischl, and my boi Benny

Mona's design is literally perfect. It's absolutely flawless in every aspect.

>>718330105
>Eula finally appears in the story
>three lines
I wouldn't really count the patch that made everyone quit as a good example.

>>718329773
>they tried making female chongus and xq
kek

>>718330164
They even nerfed multiple Mondstadt girls in the same patch they released Shenhe in.
It wasn't a coincidence that Rosaria got nerfed AGAIN that patch.

gacha fags are as soulless as the bugs who maoe their "games"

video games?

>>718327276
Who cropped this, a 3 year old?

moar

stop spamming this forgotten mid bitch, you'll make janny delete the normal threads afterwards

>>718321096 (OP)
>everyone
What? Eat shit. Lol!

I accidentally pulled Ineffa out of pure luck and while I like her design and everything, I lost my guaranteed 5 star get next time there's an actual character I want (like klee)

yfw genshin has more players and profit than 80% of AAA games released in the past five years

>>718332690
Fuck Mona (sexually)
Fuck jannies (metaphorically)

>>718321096 (OP)
>Remember when everyone was obsessed with some Chinese Botw ripoff gacha? That was weird
For me it was the pits~!

>>718334114
based

Why is she called mona?

>>718335283
The real question is why is Astrologist a part of her name

Why are americans so obsessed with asses?

>>718328101
This

>>718330021
I think I had a similar composition around when I quit. The selling points of Eula were her JP VA and her butt.

>>718335419
>China and Korea EASILY producing the most ass focused characters of the past like 5 years
>Hurr why AMERICA obsessed with ass???
Think about that for a bit buddy.

>>718335419
I'm not American. But I enjoy women's asses, as long as they're not black. This includes video games characters.

>>718333067
Is this possible?

>>718335419
Because americans worship black people so they also acquired their tastes like this nigger right here >>718335627
Which is why mihoyo made zzz and that shit ended flopping harder than assassin's creed yasuke because china didn't like when every single character has a nigger ass

>>718336672
zzz flopped because it's a pain to play and they censored the starting characters before release

Mona is fine, but for me it's Charlotte.

>>718332690
the janny deletes the normal threads regardless of the content, they just don't like the game.

>>718336770
Yeah I'm sure the fact all female characters aren't attractive unless you have overflowing levels of melanin wasn't the reason, just look at this thread and you see why mihoyo had the idea of making a game aimed at amerimutts

Very nice thread, save.

>>718325048
that's not keqing

>>718328081
I find this type of mmd so fucking retarded

>game full of supermodel women
>hottest character is the male protagonist

>>718338486
His sister is hotter and still isn't the hottest girl in the game.

>>718338486
Every Cryo Character ever...

dear lord how many masturbation threads do you pajeets need?

>>718329610
I don't even remember this year's april fools, was it the one where every board got removed and only /b/ remained?

One of my favourites

>>718329893
>>718330021
I think Furina looks like shit compared to Mona and Eula

ITT: Made for blonde boys (like myself)

>>718341023
youre cute

>>718341179
I think Mona should kiss Fischl (my twin)

>>718341432
And then have sex with me, of course.

>tfw her dub voice
I NEED to pull this transatlantic big booty teen witch seductress and I NEED to get her pregnant

her small apple-tittays are always so cute

>>718341724
White, light eyed babies with Mona Megistus! Maybe even blonde!

>>718341794
>ESLfag is at it again

>>718341471
>>718341213
>>718341023
>>718341794
kill yourself BR monkey

>>718321096 (OP)
is her constellation still not working?

>>718338925
The handle. What does it do?

>>718343069
You know what it does

>>718343119
ahhh I seeee

I...to Mona...

Itt: girl with yee yee ass haircut and ugly attire saved by revealing ass in her design

>>718345405
>ugly attire
How so?

I FUCKING love hosiery bros

>>718345405
Hating twintails makes you gay by default

>>718345405
Jesus what is this zoomer fucking language?

>>718345828
I dont have problem with twin tails, but mona twin tails here looked like a pair of sock painted in dark blue color to match her yee yee ass haircut bangs. If you want to see a good twintails in this game just take a look at fischl or faruzan

>want to play game
>can't because finished everything
>want to level up characters
>can't because there's a daily limit
Fuck whoever thought of this waiting mechanic.

>>718345482
She looks like cosplayer even compared to fellow witch people like alice or nicole. She's not a member of hexenzirkel i know, but hell, even compared to lisa, mona design looks ugly as if she was trying to imitate them but failed in doing so. And trust me, if it wasnt for the ass, mona would probably going to be forgotten by now

>>718322112
She needs to sit on my face

You DID talk with robogirl after quest to receive her flower, right?

>>718348416
shit I hope so

>>718339380
>wifi womb tattoo
KEK

>>718321096 (OP)
I love my genshin men
Saving for Flins!

Is this a freakin' discord grooming thread????

I uninstalled this game today because I thought it was very boring. did I do the right thing, /v/?

>>718352148
yes

>>718352148
and here's a mona pic I have saved

I love my wife Mona desu

>>718352148
Filtered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR20OYb8OHs

I prefer girls like Kachina and Nahida over old hags like Mona

>>718352768
Mona is NOT an old hag she's young and beautiful and perfect and I love her

>>718326262
this is a picture of my wife

>>718321096 (OP)
It's been five fucking years and mona has done jack fucking shit
What went wrong

>>718353441
same

>>718321096 (OP)
Mona ass

What different official Mona toys/merch should Hoyo make?

>>718352621
Design wise she was my favorite Harbinger back when they were first shown. And the more I find out about her the more I like it.

>>718353927
I want to kiss it

>>718354007
Hip ona with official ass and pussy

>>718354007
they should make her real so I can impregnate her

well I like Eula's ass

>>718355779
I want to coom in Loom

>>718321096 (OP)
Mona is much more than just an ass.

>>718356440
She's also prostitution bait

>>718352148
>did I do the right thing, /v/?
No, you shouldn't have installed it in the first place.

>>718356623
no she's marriage and impregnation (by me) bait

Mona is an exhibitionist whore

i love mona's bodytype
pear shaped women are the best

>>718357135
You mean Ojisan bitch

>>718358137
the mound of megistus

Mona is the Asuna of GI what with all the secondaries latching onto her when all the other girls are much better than her

hope i'm not too late

>>718358889
just imagine her getting plapped off camera with her hair let down

damnit now I need to masturbate to her

>>718358906
It's literally never a bad time to post Mona

>>718360059
absolutely right. it's just better when there's more anons around

>>718358543
Mona was the poster girl for sex appeal in GI 1.0, and anons still post her since they don't keep up with the newer girls
I don't blame them, ZZZ has been getting much better designs from Mihoyo

>>718360212
I still post her because she's literal perfection

>>718358889
did artists ever agree on how her outfit actually comes off? it feels like most of the time it's inconsistent

kind of want to start...

>>718341536
Mona's dub voice also voices Perona in One Piece and voiced Asuka in the Senran Kagura anime.

>>718361393
Start what?

Ineffa is boring, I want Lauma already!

>>718361836
yknow...

I'm here to fap to Monass

>>718321096 (OP)
Lisa>Mona

Monahole

>>718348531
just checked, i can even do it now
>>718348416
lmao, how the fuck you are supposed to find her

>>718340519
She does. Just comparing Furina to the next medium height hydro girl (Mualani) is embarassing. They knew they fucked up by making Furina a stick. Being flat is fine, but she needed thighs and ass.

>>718352148
Should have wait until nod krai reception. But in general uninstalling a gacha game would definitely improve your life

Early Genshin was more fu