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Anonymous No.718322470 >>718324029 >>718324402 >>718324586
ONE GAME
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I BOUGHT A PS5 WITH NO GAMES TO BUY
KEEP THAT IN MIND THEY DESIGNED THIS DRIVE
TO IMPROVE LOADING TIMES
THAT'S ALL I KNOW

CONSOLE EXCLUSIVES ARE KEY
WATCH EM FLY BY AS THEY PORT TO PC
LOSE EXCLUSIVES AT THE END OF THE GEN
I HAVE NO GAMES TO PLAY
IT'S SO UNFAIR

DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW
THROW MY CONSOLE RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
TRY TO HOLD ON BUT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
I WASTED IT ALL JUST TO WATCH MOVIES

I SPEND ALL MY TIME INSIDE
NOW THAT LAUNCH HYPE HAS DIED, ALL I SEE ARE PORTS
JUST LIKE THE PS3, IT'S REMINDING ME, OF A MEMORY, OF A TIME WHEN

I CRIED SO HARD, FOR GAMES AT LAUNCH
BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES
BOUGHT PS PLUS, AND PAID SO MUCH
BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES

ONE GAME, I DON'T KNOW WHY
THAT FEELS TO HARD TO GET, I JUST WANT TO BUY
NEW GAMES TO TRY WHILE CONFINED INSIDE
BUT IT SERVES TO REMIND THAT I
BOUGHT THIS BRICK

IN SPITE OF THE PEOPLE WHO HAD TOLD ME
NOT TO BUY A NEW CONSOLE ON RELEASE
REMEMBERING ALL THE GOOD TIMES WITH SONY
I'M SURPRISED IT GOT SO BAD

THINGS AREN'T THE WAY THEY WERE BEFORE
YOU WOULDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE THE PS4
THE BEST GAMES WENT MULTIPLATFORM
BUT IT ALL COMES BACK TO THE GOD DAMN GAMES

I SPEND ALL MY TIME INSIDE
NOW THAT LAUNCH HYPE HAS DIED, ALL I SEE ARE PORTS
JUST LIKE THE PS3, IT'S REMINDING ME, OF A MEMORY, OF A TIME WHEN

I CRIED SO HARD, FOR GAMES AT LAUNCH
BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES
BOUGHT PS PLUS, AND PAID SO MUCH
BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES

I'VE PUT MY TRUST IN YOU
PAID AS MUCH AS I COULD PAY
FOR ALL THIS
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I CAN SAY

I'VE PUT MY TRUST IN YOU
PAID AS MUCH AS I COULD PAY
FOR ALL THIS
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I CAN SAY

I CRIED SO HARD, FOR GAMES AT LAUNCH
BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES
BOUGHT PS PLUS, AND PAID SO MUCH
BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES
Anonymous No.718322602
cool song mike shneider but check this out
Anonymous No.718322613 >>718322759
A gacha thread died for this
Anonymous No.718322759
>>718322613
Good
Anonymous No.718322774 >>718323565
I'm buying a Ps5 Pro this Thursday.
Anonymous No.718323565
>>718322774
>buying a $700 moviebox with no games and no disc drive
That would be something he'd do.
Anonymous No.718324029
>>718322470 (OP)
I [bought] a ps5
With no games to [buy]

Use Try instead, it avoids reusing the same word and is more damning and to the point, there arent even any to try whether you can pay for them or not.

Otherwise 2/10 as usual, no one under 30 is capable of making parody songs because you all lack the capacity to match rhyme and syllable which are the most important parts, you just replace lyrics with some autocorrect jumble and I guess play the soundtrack over the disjointed mess in your heads? Can zoomers even imagine sounds or do they have to be hearing it that moment, like with how they cant visualize things?
Anonymous No.718324402
>>718322470 (OP)
β€œJust like the PS3, it's reminding me, of a memory”
Bro I actually felt that line physically. Like muscle memory of disappointment. It hit me right in that 2007 wound when I picked up Lair thinking it was gonna be the next-gen dragon game to end all dragon games.

Now here I am, 2025, staring at this sleek piece of hardware that runs Netflix beautifully and plays Horizon: Full Price Edition (Again)β„’ with marginally faster load times.

PS5 is the best media player $500 can buy. We truly are in the end times.
Anonymous No.718324586
>>718322470 (OP)
I AM
A LITTLE BIT OF SNOYFAG
A LITTLE BIT OF CONSOLETARD
HANDFUL OF DUALSHOCK BUT I CAN'T HELP THE FACT THAT I CAN'T AFFORD A GRAPHICS CARD
I AM
WHAT SONY HASN'T PAYED ME FOR
STILL A SHILL OF THE HIGHEST REGARD
BUT IT'S LIKE NO MATTER WHAT I DO
I CAN'T CONVINCE YOU TO STOP CALLING ME "GAY RETARD"
SO I SHITPOST
GIVING (YOU)s
TAKE THE BAIT LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO
YOU'RE LEAVING THE THREAD BUT I'LL SUCK SONY COCK
I'LL STILL BE HERE CAUSE /v/'s ALL THAT I GOT

I CAN'T SHILL PLAYSTATION ANYMORE
DON'T BUY GAMES ON PC
BE A SONY WHORE
TIMED EXCLUSIVES ARE WHAT I ABHOR
KEEP THEM ON PS5
OR I WILL BE BORED

I AM
A LITTLE BIT BAD FAITH
A LITTLE FANBOYISH RAGE
CAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE PLAYSTATION BRAND
IS ALL THAT I'VE EVER PLAYED
I AM
WHAT SNOYFAGS ALWAYS SAY
"THERE'S FREE GAMES ON PS PLUS"
BUT IT'S LIKE EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE JEWS
THAT NICKEL AND DIME YOU
I SUBSCRIBED FOR 72 MONTHS
SO I SHITPOST
GIVING (YOU)s
TAKE THE BAIT LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO
YOU'RE LEAVING THE THREAD BUT I'LL SUCK SONY COCK
I'LL STILL BE HERE CAUSE /v/'s ALL THAT I GOT

I CAN'T SHILL PLAYSTATION ANYMORE
DON'T BUY GAMES ON PC
BE A SONY WHORE
TIMED EXCLUSIVES ARE WHAT I ABHOR
KEEP THEM ON PS5
OR I WILL BE BORED

HEAR ME OUT NOW
I'M GONNA SHILL PLAYSTATION LIKE IT OR NOT
RIGHT NOW
HEAR ME OUT NOW
I'M GONNA SHILL PLAYSTATION LIKE IT OR NOT
RIGHT NOW