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Anonymous No.718332950 >>718333186 >>718337240 >>718337652 >>718338221 >>718343081 >>718343232 >>718343359 >>718345450 >>718353796 >>718356543 >>718361138 >>718363347
Femshep
Anonymous No.718333186 >>718333321 >>718338072 >>718340275 >>718343393 >>718357854 >>718363465
>>718332950 (OP)
There's no reason why a woman would save the world/galaxy.
The only one that attempted it was Joana d'Arc.
No woman has done that before or since.
Anonymous No.718333321 >>718333760 >>718333856
>>718333186
Woman would save you from being a virgin
Anonymous No.718333760
>>718333321
this but unironically
a woman can save the world by being my gf so I don't become hitler
Anonymous No.718333856 >>718334065 >>718336961 >>718337376 >>718338000 >>718345563 >>718361275
>>718333321
Literally impossible.
I had two girlfriends and broke up with both of them because I couldn't keep it hard.
I had no physical attraction to them and my penis does not lie. I loved them, though.
One of them actually begged for me to fuck her but not even a 20 minute blowjob made me cum.
Anonymous No.718334065 >>718334241 >>718335121 >>718335121
>>718333856
not that anon and I don't even like femshep but holy shit you're the biggest goddamn pathetic loser on earth and should off you are self
how the fuck did your lousy ass even pull 2 bitches
Anonymous No.718334241
>>718334065
They where morbidly obese. Of course the smell makes him soft. And getting a greasy blow job wont help eitheir
Anonymous No.718335121
>>718334065
I'm 6'1, 255lbs, 2/3/4/5 for reps, natty.
I can look and smile at a bitch and she'll find a way to talk to me.
I will vet a girl for months before and any behaviour denouncing previous whoreship will make me disgusted (happened with both of them and then I just kept them around to cope with the loneliness).

>>718334065
One was fat but not obese (mega whore, disgusting) and the other had pancake ass.
Anonymous No.718336961 >>718337787 >>718359705
>>718333856
You weren't doing enough of the work. You need to be more proactive, sexuality is a use it or lose it phenomenon. Make sure you are exercising and eating right. Aerobic exercise is important here. Perhaps you are a giver. Blowjobs are not usually enough to get men off most of the time because they need to usually be the active partner. Try holding her down and fucking her mouth.
Anonymous No.718337240
>>718332950 (OP)
Why does /v/ rage over this?
Anonymous No.718337376
>>718333856
>these are the niggas insisting you must play male or youre gay
Anonymous No.718337652
>>718332950 (OP)
...is only good for porn
Anonymous No.718337787
>>718336961
That actually crossed my head after the breakup, as I was just lying down waiting for her to do the amazing stuff she said she did.
I was very enthusiastic in the preliminaries, and ate both of them good, the fat one even doubted I was a virgin, as she was the first pussy I had ever touched.
I tried being more assertive in the beginning but she turned me down consistently and when she wanted it, I just thought she wanted me to just "take it".
But it's whatever. I am done with women (no homo).
Anonymous No.718338000
>>718333856
>I couldn't keep it hard
There are pills for that.
Anonymous No.718338072 >>718338126 >>718338538 >>718338847
>>718333186
>No woman has done that before or since.
matilda of tuscanny
boudicca
princess pingyang
avantibi
hell there was even another frenchwoman named jeanne, called jeanne hachette after her famous use of a battleaxe.

like why do you say shit that is so obviously false and easily disproven
Anonymous No.718338126 >>718338247 >>718339289
>>718338072
I do not know any of them therefore they do not exist.
Anonymous No.718338221
>>718332950 (OP)
Built.
Anonymous No.718338247 >>718356238
>>718338126
you choose not to know any of them because your worldview is founded on ignorance and you don't want to grow as a man.
Anonymous No.718338538 >>718338620 >>718338710
>>718338072
>boudicca
>save the world
Anonymous No.718338620
>>718338538
He's clearly taking a piss, you're the dumb one here for reacting to that.
Anonymous No.718338710 >>718340604
>>718338538
save her world from foreign invaders, yes.
Anonymous No.718338847
>>718338072
>queen-of_spade.jpg
Anonymous No.718339289 >>718340275
>>718338126
How was I supposed to know them?
Search for "influential warrior women"?
Now that's just ludicrous.
Anonymous No.718340275
>>718339289
it's OK to not know things.
it's not OK to state absolute falsehoods like >>718333186

if your are naively ignorant, shut up and educate yourself.
if you are willfully ignorant, shut up and go away.
Anonymous No.718340604 >>718340731 >>718343972 >>718361340
>>718338710
She had an army over 200,000 and lost to 10,000 Romans. I have no idea why they try teaching about her over here. She was an abject failure whose name should have been deleted from history.
Anonymous No.718340731 >>718343740
>>718340604
but history loves a valiant last stand. should we forget the 300 as well?
Anonymous No.718340802 >>718341178 >>718341261 >>718343014
Remember when everyone voted for femshep to be canonically blonde but Bioware made her a red head anyways?
Anonymous No.718341178
>>718340802
mostly i remember giggling at one of the options being very obviously linetrap/bailey jay
Anonymous No.718341261 >>718341762
>>718340802
>Remember when [thing that never happened]
Anonymous No.718341762 >>718342426 >>718342516 >>718346948 >>718357362
>>718341261
no that did happen.
"Shepard 5" won the original poll but the journos cried that she looked like a bimbo so a second poll was opened to change her hair color.
Anonymous No.718342426 >>718343135 >>718343720 >>718345326
>>718341762
She still looks like a bimbo with red hair, she's an attractive woman. I have zero idea what you're trying to do, even if you operate inside the /pol/ mythology, redheads are being "put down" more by THE JEWS because only pale people have them or some shit. There's no outrage you can possibly generate from this alleged hair color switch. No outrage from not listening to the fans, because the final hairdo was the exact one that was voted for. Weirdo.
Also, the technical reason why they went with red was probably because light hair looked like shit in those graphics, which I know because I like to spend time in character creation.
Anonymous No.718342516 >>718342730
>>718341762
>no that did happen
>describes something completely different happening
Anonymous No.718342730 >>718343014
>>718342516
you can still read pc gamer's articles crying about it but go off i guess
Anonymous No.718343014 >>718343302
>>718342730
You're extremely dumb if you can't recognize that I'm calling out the fact that the first post >>718340802 was excluding that information.
>everyone voted for femshep to be canonically blonde but Bioware made her a red head anyways
This literally never happened. It happened as YOU said where they made the second poll and redhead won.
Anonymous No.718343081
>>718332950 (OP)
Custom build for /ss/
Anonymous No.718343135 >>718343492
>>718342426
She was a redhead since the beginning. The first poll was terrible because blonde shep was the only one with a good hairstyle so obviously she won. The second poll was necessary to actually get it to match the real default femshep. They still fucked up the in game model anyway.
Anonymous No.718343232 >>718343395 >>718344535 >>718346780
>>718332950 (OP)
>Joan of Arc had a vision
>Shepard had a vision
>Joan of Arc is granted extreme military power after proving the unprovable
>Shepard becomes a Spectre after proving Saren is a traitor
>Joan of Arc was a sheperd
>Joan of Arc wore feminine knight's armor
>Shepard wears futuristic feminine knight's armor
>Joan of Arc was captured by the Britbongs, burned at the stake
>Shepard was captured by Harbinger, all 3 ending choices end with her burning alive.
Anonymous No.718343292
For anyone who played FemShep: did you romance Taynor?
Anonymous No.718343302 >>718343492
>>718343014
everyone voted for the blonde
then there was outrage over femshep being a blond, so a second poll to mitigate the outrage

both what he described and what i describe are true.
Anonymous No.718343359
>>718332950 (OP)
The one time Im mad I self inserted. She just does it for me.
Anonymous No.718343393
>>718333186
>There's no reason why we'd find a mass relay on Mars.
>There's no reason why eldritch machines would come to kill us all
>There's no reason why Wrex would say Shepard and Shepard would say Wrex
It's FICTION nigga, FICTION.
Anonymous No.718343395
>>718343232
What's the stand-in for the batarian orgy though?
Anonymous No.718343492 >>718343549
>>718343302
It was justified because there was no option for redhead like was default before >>718343135
Anonymous No.718343549 >>718343606
>>718343492
2 is redheaded.
Anonymous No.718343606 >>718343891
>>718343549
And with a terrible hairstyle no one would ever pick.
Anonymous No.718343720
>>718342426
theyve been crying about that shit for years, as if they wouldnt be yelling tranny tranny tranny if femshep was blonde or something
Anonymous No.718343740 >>718359284
>>718340731
>but history loves a valiant last stand.
true, but it loves underdog stories more
>should we forget the 300 as well?
No, because that's a proper underdog story of 300 keeping tens of thousands at bay while the spartan and Athenian navies needle the Persians from the rear. The 300 lost the battle, but their last stand helped the war effort immensely. Boudica got crushed despite outnumbering the enemy 200:1, she's a loser that achieved nothing. The only reason people bring her up is because she had a vagina.
Anonymous No.718343891 >>718344286
>>718343606
you'd be surprised. lots of flamewars about practical short hair femsheps vs hot bimboshpes at the time.

my favorite was the short wavy hair
Anonymous No.718343972 >>718356361
>>718340604
>She had an army over 200,000
>source: Roman historian
HMMM. CURIOUS.
Anonymous No.718343976 >>718344130 >>718344134 >>718344336 >>718344404 >>718344408 >>718346523
The main problem with FemShep is that Shepard is an inherently masculine character. Commanding a ship, going into battle, leading from the front and so on are extremely masculine things to do, so while they're perfectly in line with regular Shepard, FemShep is entirely out of step. A woman in Shepard's position would probably do a lot more investigating, persuading, consensus-building and so on.

FemShep comes off like every female sergeant I've ever met - trying too hard to fit a masculine role and being intensely cringe (and not respected) as a result.
Anonymous No.718344130 >>718344484
>>718343976
>despite my own personal realworld experience of women acting exactly like femshep in the same role, realistically a woman would act differently

who is paying you idiots to post this drivel
Anonymous No.718344134 >>718344484
>>718343976
>investigating, persuading, consensus-building and so on.
You do that constantly as Shep. Don't forget intimate feel-good talks with crewmates. Your argument kinda defeats itself.
Anonymous No.718344286 >>718344450
>>718343891
LOL HE PLAYS AS GRANDMA SHEPARD HAHAHAHA
On a serious note, I never cared for the female default in the games, I always used custom chars for female and I'm sure many others did too considering the popularity of those sites sharing faces and modding to get more head meshes and unlock NPC hairstyles or whatever it was.
Anonymous No.718344336 >>718345035
>>718343976
> every female sergeant I've ever met
What kind of life do you lead? I'm 37, and I've seen exactly 0 female sergeants, and probably the same amount of male ones.
Anonymous No.718344389
She has amazing porn :)
Anonymous No.718344404
>>718343976
>sci-fi setting where everyone is using advanced battle suits and combat enhancing drugs
>FEMOIDS COULD NEVER GO INTO BATTLE REEEEEEEEEEEE
You are retarded.
Anonymous No.718344408
>>718343976
Male Shep can talk too you know, he’s not some meathead if you don’t play him as one.
Anonymous No.718344450
>>718344286
that's not my shepard that just an example of the hairstyle
Anonymous No.718344484 >>718344649 >>718344725
>>718344130
I'm not saying it's not realistic, I'm saying thst it's obnoxious and makes for a worse character. There's plenty of people who spend their working hours tweaking on meth in the army too. Would adding that trait to Shepard make him better?

>>718344134
It's a matter of where the balance is. Shepard tends to favour blunt force solutions to social finesse, even taking possible choices into account. I remember one interaction on Noveria that displayed this well:

Gianna Parasini: You can't bludgeon through bureaucracy.

Shepard: I can bludgeon pretty hard.
Anonymous No.718344535
>>718343232
we thought the reapers were nazi allegories but they were just british this whole time
Anonymous No.718344649
>>718344484
You know this is an RPG right? You know you can choose what Shepard does right? That line you are describing is literally a bottom(renegade) dialogue. That questline can be brute forced OR done with tact. Have you even played the game?
Anonymous No.718344725
>>718344484
>I'm not saying it's not realistic,
you literally said a woman in shepard's position would act counter to the women you have known with similar positions to shepard's, dog. that is the opposite of saying it is realistic.
Anonymous No.718345035
>>718344336
hes LARPing, ive seen this same shit posted about femshep before
>im an ex navy special forces operative and shepard could never be a woman!
>male shepard acts exactly like my commanding officer!
its obviously fake lmao, imagine doing the whole stolen valor bit just to shit on a video game character
Anonymous No.718345119 >>718345202 >>718361868
Why did they shill potato Femshep?

The bob cut black hair MILF was already perfect.

Also 80% of the players played generic Vanderloo Shepard and 60% played even more generic Spacer/War Hero/Soldier/full Paragon Shepard.
Anonymous No.718345202 >>718345498
>>718345119
Those numbers are mostly from normalfags who started with 3. Evidenced from the other stat where most people never even met Wrex which was the default state if you never imported a save.
Anonymous No.718345269
IN MY CYCLE
Anonymous No.718345326 >>718345543
>>718342426
I'm Jewish, and I have a red beard.... So, does that really make sense?
Anonymous No.718345450 >>718345772
>>718332950 (OP)
Renegade femshep is based. Male renegade is also based though.
Conclusion: Paragays stink.
Anonymous No.718345479
>release Legendary Edition
>don't fix all the bugs
>have to download mods from the Nexus to fix everything
Anonymous No.718345498 >>718345883 >>718345962 >>718347697
>>718345202
>if you never imported a save
Speaking of which it's fucking hilarious they they marketed 3 as the best place to start and then make the default 3 state as bad as possible.
Anonymous No.718345543 >>718345945
>>718345326
Do you want to have a LARP session or what? I put on my wizard hat and lean back on the sofa.
Anonymous No.718345558 >>718346524
BUT WREX I HELPED YOU GET BACK YOUR FAMILY'S ARMOR REMEMBER
Anonymous No.718345563 >>718350240
>>718333856
$20 says you watch a lot of porn or hentai
Anonymous No.718345772 >>718345928
>>718345450
I can only play female renegade because I sincerely believe men, specifically in Shepard's position, are much more intelligent than women and wouldn't behave the way in-game renegade does.
Anonymous No.718345883 >>718347470
>>718345498
Don’t forget you had to opt in to enable dialogue options lol
Anonymous No.718345892 >>718346257
>Commander we need to talk about your crew...
>Krogan? Asari? TURIAN???
>What are you thinking Commander?
Anonymous No.718345928 >>718346221
>>718345772
if that were true then you wouldn't be on the anime website arguing about gender fundamentalism but here you are.
Anonymous No.718345945
>>718345543
Well, I am being honest with you. My uncle has red hair and my grandmother had red hair. My facial hair is reddish blonde, but appears mostly red to others and in most settings I think. There are a lot of Jewish people with red hair.... I would even consider posting a picture of it if you insist. Although, obviously that's a dangerous prospect considering I'd assume most people here hate me because of my race.
Anonymous No.718345962 >>718348268
>>718345498
Damn custom femsheps are so much better than the default 3 head
Anonymous No.718346221 >>718346360
>>718345928
If what were true? Men in Shepard's position being smarter than women? How would that being true or false possibly affect me posting here? Bro, if you're not a woman already, you should totally consider transitioning. You already have the fitting brain.
Anonymous No.718346257 >>718346465
>>718345892
Somehow he’s one of the highest dialogue checks in the game but he appears early so the easiest solution is to tell him to fuck off and get free renegade points.
Anonymous No.718346360 >>718346474
>>718346221
"i truly believe men are much more intelligent than women"
like dude you can't even string two posts together without contradicting yourself.
Anonymous No.718346465
>>718346257
>Bioware game
>not dumping all stats to CHA and then Electronics and Hacking so you can open doors and crates without Tali
Anonymous No.718346474 >>718346576
>>718346360
Know what, I do believe that it makes sense in your head. My advice still stands.
Anonymous No.718346523 >>718346602 >>718346812 >>718361340
>>718343976
>inherently masculine character.
I've never understood this line of thinking.
Compared to Master Chief or Isaac Clarke, Shepard is the voice of a dweeb with the face of a gay guy
There's some weird pilpul where retards will endless parrot the shepard is a guy thing but unironically tout the karpyshyn meetra surik tortanic shit even though the Exile is a far more masculine figure on a conceptual level than Commander Shepard
Shepard is closer to Carmen from Starship Troopers than Johnny Rico
Anonymous No.718346524 >>718346946
>>718345558
Where did he get the conversation between shepard and the female salarian anyway?
Anonymous No.718346576
>>718346474
i have already pointed out your retardation directly, do you have short term memory loss as well?
Anonymous No.718346602
>>718346523
They only say it because of EAshits retarded stats from 15 years ago.
Anonymous No.718346643 >>718346721
>playing as a woman in a western game
>playing as a woman that's supposed to be a macho military guy
>playing as a woman in a game with "romances"
literally can't understand this. female protagonists are for underage panty quest games, not wrpg/tps.
Anonymous No.718346721 >>718348257
>>718346643
You don’t have to act macho and you don’t have to romance anyone. It’s a fucking RPG.
Anonymous No.718346780 >>718347168 >>718348252
>>718343232
>joan of arc never fought herself and instead sent waves of frenchmen to do her bidding
>shepard fights on the frontlines
The similarities stop here. Also one is fiction and ill let you guess which.
Anonymous No.718346812 >>718347025 >>718347613 >>718347898
>>718346523
The Exile is an inherently feminine figure though, the core of her character is being Revan's fangirl.
Anonymous No.718346946
>>718346524
bad bioware writing
only mordin wanted to cure the genophage
even padok wiks wants to genocide them
Anonymous No.718346948 >>718347232
>>718341762
I like femshep 6. But I only play as custom character anyway
Anonymous No.718347023 >>718347098
Can you recruit Legion early in Legendary Edition? Did they fix those dossiers? There's no more disc 2 so can I recruit everyone early and ignore Horizon?
Anonymous No.718347025
>>718346812
Interesting how you have to be disingenuous to make a point.
Anonymous No.718347098 >>718347894
>>718347023
No. You still have to mod it.
LE was an awful, lazy release. They didn’t improve shit and actually fucked some things up like lighting, camera shots and animations.
Anonymous No.718347168 >>718347283 >>718347454
>>718346780
She, indeed, carried a flag but was on the frontline and was even wounded.
Anonymous No.718347232
>>718346948
I miss her.
Anonymous No.718347283 >>718354701
>>718347168
Yes she held a flag on the frontline, got shot by an arrow and had to be dragged off by 6 men. A stark difference between actually fighting and holding a flag while ordering men to their deaths dont you think.
Anonymous No.718347289 >>718347412 >>718347678 >>718347810
The Genophage was a mercy. It was that or completely genocide them. They got given the same birthrate as everyone else, but they're going extinct now because they can't stop killing each other. Without the genophage they breed like insects and attack everyone, the Krogan Apocalypse if not only possible, but likely, if you cure the genophage. Why Mordin suddenly decided it was a bad thing makes zero sense.
Anonymous No.718347412 >>718347462
>>718347289
We know.
Anonymous No.718347454
>>718347168
Charles XII was wounded before, during and after his battles. Guess how much frontline fighting the guy actually did, lol.
Anonymous No.718347462
>>718347412
No, you don't. Most people chose to cure it.
Anonymous No.718347470
>>718345883
And to add insult to injury Jacob is the one that survives.
Anonymous No.718347613
>>718346812
The Exile wasn't a Revan fangirl though, that was Karpyshyn's take.
The game had Exile as a character who consistently chose duty and responsibility over oath and integrity. A fundamentally masculine concept schisming the only organization you ever felt at home in because they were failing to meet your own sense of moral standards.
Leaving the girl you love because she had become the enemy of reason. That conversation you have on Telos with Atris is straight up the post breakup closure conversation.
Also "Revan" as he exists in the lore is a consequence of the Exile being there to prosecute his war for him.
The Exile's guilt, the fact that he's got 4+ chicks that want to bone him, KOTOR2 is meant to be played from a male perspective, but it allows the alternative because it's a fuckin RPG. You tell your own story.
Same thing with ME, only there's much more consideration into making Shepard a gender neutral character bordering on feminine
Anonymous No.718347678 >>718348963
>>718347289
>Krogan Apocalypse if not only possible, but likely
Why would Shepard care though?
Anonymous No.718347697
>>718345498
They knew that most players went full Paragon that making those choices the default would alienate their Renegade players so they put a bingo card in the wall and threw shit that would stick on specific choices, ending up with a mess.
Anonymous No.718347810
>>718347289
also wrex has at least a century or two left since he's old and when he dies the other krogan will go back to being niggers once again
killing wrex and letting wreav believe there was a cure and saving them from the turian bomb is the best outcome, even javik hints at it 2 missions away
Anonymous No.718347894
>>718347098
That fucking sucks, looks like they only fixed the first game and ignored 2 and 3.
Anonymous No.718347898
>>718346812
>the core of her character is being Revan's fangirl.
Since when? Because not in KOTOR 2
Anonymous No.718348252
>>718346780
my femshep is usually an infiltrator who hides and has garrus and wrex do her dirty work for her while she picks the rest off with her sniper rifle. I always play femshep in a support role, male shep in a more aggressive one, regardless of class.
Anonymous No.718348257 >>718348658
>>718346721
so you play an rpg and choose to play as a woman and act like a sissy bitch? still not understanding who does this.
Anonymous No.718348268 >>718349839
>>718345962
Most of the time the shitty animations and lighting don't make them look that good.
Anonymous No.718348658 >>718349042
>>718348257
you apparently
Anonymous No.718348963
>>718347678
>why would Shepard care about the future of the galaxy
Caring about the future of the galaxy is like 80% of Shepard's character, anon.
Anonymous No.718349042 >>718349268
>>718348658
I played as male shepherd who is the canon protagonist no matter what bioware says now
Anonymous No.718349268
>>718349042
I don't know buddy, sounded kinda freudian back there
Anonymous No.718349301 >>718349780
kirrahe should have been a squadmate in 1 replacing the one who died and then replacing mordin in 3 since the latter became busy with the cure
same thing with kal'reegar, daro'xen, nyreen kandros, niftu cal and blasto
also grunt should just rejoin the squad after the rachni mission
miranda, jack and jacob are all dead ends
the fate of the galaxy and you can only take 2 squadmates, should be at least 1 or 2 more
that way players can have garrus, tali, ashley/kaidan/ and liara on the same team
Anonymous No.718349780
>>718349301
>kirrahe should have been a squadmate in 1 replacing the one who died and then replacing mordin in 3 since the latter became busy with the cure
agree
>same thing with kal'reegar, daro'xen, nyreen kandros, niftu cal and blasto
nah.
>also grunt should just rejoin the squad after the rachni mission
>miranda, jack and jacob are all dead ends
kasumi, samara, thane are even worse than all 3
>the fate of the galaxy and you can only take 2 squadmates, should be at least 1 or 2 more
failure of late 2000s game design/console limitations
Anonymous No.718349839 >>718349936
>>718348268
Your fault for playing LE.
Anonymous No.718349936
>>718349839
The writing looked weird sometimes in the original too. The LE fixed some problems and added some new ones.
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Anonymous No.718350176 >>718351907
Anonymous No.718350240
>>718345563
Yes but I was raped when I was 9 and I still freeze whenever I am alone with a woman or have to take action, 24 years later.
Anonymous No.718351106 >>718351296 >>718351404
What was his name again?
Anonymous No.718351296 >>718351601 >>718352664
>>718351106

buff mclargehuge

having played the trilogy recently, he wasnt a terrible character but he was so bland that it made him an incredibly jarring choice for a squad mate given all the ones from ME2 that just had a cameo
Anonymous No.718351404
>>718351106
Blast Hardcheese
Anonymous No.718351601 >>718351976
>>718351296
He didn't have 2 whole games to establish his character so he seemed a bit boring compared to the others. Liara may as well have been a different character though, in 3 she was like a totally different person
Anonymous No.718351907
>>718350176
vorcha feel like they're from a different universe
Anonymous No.718351976 >>718352664
>>718351601

i found her that way in 2 also. i guess its somewhat fitting given her relatively young age but tali was also young but matured along a reasonable path. liara went goofy dork, hard ass, sagely matron in the space of 3 games. i never clicked with her

i feel like james should have been the ship's armorer or something. like a npc that lives on the normandy like the shuttle pilot or shepard's secretary lady. jack should have been a proper squad mate imo. as a potential love interest and having shown good character development from 2 to 3 it felt weird leaving her behind after that mission. they also put a lot of effort into her redesign which i thought was excellent
Anonymous No.718352664
>>718351296
His presence makes sense

You're stuck with boring Kaidan or Michael Jackson

The Normandy in 3 is now Alliance property, they threw in a token human to compensate for irreplaceable loss in ME1

>>718351976
Ashley was the armourer in 1, Jacob in 2, James in 3
Anonymous No.718353279 >>718353317 >>718353334 >>718357893
>Tali steals Normandy tech in 2 games, the only reason she hasn't stolen anything from 3 is because she joins late
>in 1 her pilgrimage "gift" are stolen Normandy engine and stealth designs
>in 2 she steals more from the Normandy via sending Thanix cannon, plating and shielding designs to the Migrant Fleet
Anonymous No.718353317 >>718353402
>>718353279
she's a gypsy
Anonymous No.718353334
>>718353279
i stole her virginity and gave her an STD so its about even
Anonymous No.718353402 >>718353435
>>718353317
she's a zionist israeli jew
Anonymous No.718353424 >>718355349
>salarians use stg to infiltrate and spy on the normandy, stealing all of its tech and upgrading all of their ships with it
:I
>quarian girl works inside the normandy and steals all of its tech and upgrading all of their ships with it
fucking niggers
Anonymous No.718353435 >>718353497
>>718353402

shes a kurdish gypsy
Anonymous No.718353497 >>718353597
>>718353435
if anyone's a kurd it's legion.
She's a jew
Anonymous No.718353597 >>718353684
>>718353497

if shes a jew then why are her tits so small?
Anonymous No.718353684
>>718353597
they aren't. She's got an hourglass figure
Anonymous No.718353742 >>718355285
Is this the kind of person we want to represent the human race?
Anonymous No.718353796 >>718355434
>>718332950 (OP)
People didn't actually play with femshep right?
Anonymous No.718353802
There should have been an option to cuck Engineer Scotland since he doesn't like his partner that way, same thing if playing as female Shepard
Anonymous No.718354701
>>718347283
Well, the british were cowardly hidden on top of rempart. How can you blame one for not being on the frontline, while the ennemy itself only fight with bow and seek to avoid contact ? You juste prove Johan was indeed in range of danger, while the vicious englishmen were'nt.
And the fact six men were required to drag her out also prove she was in the middle of a dense and chaotic melee of men, not somewhere backyard watching them.
Anonymous No.718355114 >>718355317 >>718357762
the score for ME1 mogs the fuck out of ME2 and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHkBFymRiOs
Anonymous No.718355285
>>718353742
Why not?
Anonymous No.718355317
>>718355114
Outside of being to fug Tali, ME1 does everything better than 2.
Anonymous No.718355349 >>718355920
>>718353424
Yeah but the Salarians didn't pretend to be your best friend while they did it.
Anonymous No.718355434
>>718353796
It's the same as 2077 and in every other game where you have to choose between a male or female character.

Online you'd think that the majority of players played the girl, but that's just because they never shut the fuck up about it. In both cases, over 80% of players chose the male character.
Anonymous No.718355920 >>718356053
>>718355349
Salarians got off the hook easy in 3

>only faction to not have a special councilor level mission
>only faction to not actively send aid
>their war assets are pretty small because it's just a token force unlike what the turians and asari will throw your way
Anonymous No.718356053
>>718355920
Salarians defintely need more attention/fleshing out in any potential future game. They're so shady they make the asari look honest.
Anonymous No.718356238
>>718338247
that is such a woman statement
Anonymous No.718356361
>>718343972
Delete this
Anonymous No.718356543
>>718332950 (OP)
is a reddit meme
Anonymous No.718356930
COMMANDAH
DA ORAVORES
DA DENSORIN
DA ZHATIL
DA ZHA
DA INUSANNON
Anonymous No.718357362 >>718357421 >>718357580
>>718341762
wonder what the stats were at the end of all this
i might be remembering wrong, but i think it was just the hairstyle first and then became the hair colour right? 6 shouldve won though.
Anonymous No.718357421
>>718357362
#5 won by double the 2nd and 3rd place options combined.
i don't recall the color vote.
Anonymous No.718357539 >>718357780 >>718357936 >>718362385
That one time during the lead up to Mass Effect 3 where Bailey Jay was almost the cover Femshep
Anonymous No.718357580 >>718360910
>>718357362
5 won in a landslide, then the redhead option won by the same amount of votes.
Anonymous No.718357762
>>718355114
Me1 ost is literally one of the best of all time no debate
Anonymous No.718357780 >>718357936
>>718357539
who?
Anonymous No.718357854
>>718333186
>Joana d'arc
In what way did a French bitch that got raped by fat English men because Norman kings laid claim to their cousins' French throne attempt to save the world?
Anonymous No.718357893 >>718359804
>>718353279
her gift in 1 is geth data
she steals cerberus normandy info in 2
I steal her womb in 2&3
Anonymous No.718357936
>>718357539
>>718357780
>line trap
Anonymous No.718359284
>>718343740
>The 300 lost the battle, but their last stand helped the war effort immensely
It did almost nothing. The Greek interior was invaded and burned while the city states were still getting their shit together. Strategically it was of no value. The defensive plan Themistocles drew up was never going to work, but it's all that they had.

What makes the 300 heroic is that they knew all of this. They knew that there was absolutely no chance any of them would survive the battle, and that they would never be able to inflict enough damage on an army so vast that it would matter. But it was their duty to march to Thermopylae, so they did.
>Go tell the Spartans, thou who passest by,
>That here, obedient to their laws, we lie.
Anonymous No.718359705
>>718336961
LOL cutfags like you are hilarious
Anonymous No.718359804
>>718357893
>I steal her womb in 2&3
based
Anonymous No.718359903 >>718360531 >>718360845
Why did they kill Shepard just to revive him?
Anonymous No.718360396 >>718363431
why are we still doing the spartans good persians bad thing anyway?
Persians brought heterosexuality and math to a land of paganism
Anonymous No.718360531
>>718359903
They wanted the normalfag audience so had to reboot the series and that's the pants on head retarded way they decided to do it.
Anonymous No.718360757
>humans lose 600~ lives
>(You), an elder race with a thousand years ahead lost 900~
KWAB
Anonymous No.718360845 >>718360954
>>718359903
So they can do a timeskip to get themselves out of the hole they wrote and justify all their pointless lore changes
Anonymous No.718360910
>>718357580
thin and attractive blonde or red haired women are problematic and are not inclusive
Anonymous No.718360954 >>718361703
>>718360845
>out of the hole they wrote
What hole? Just have Shepard do some more spectre shit. The whole point of the job is secret agent who can do anything and go anywhere.
Anonymous No.718361138 >>718361212 >>718361416
>>718332950 (OP)
>Have all female race
>They get blown out so hard they become a galactic joke
Anonymous No.718361212 >>718361297
>>718361138
What in ME3 isn't a joke?
Anonymous No.718361275 >>718362353
>>718333856
There are only virgins here. Stop making up shit.
Anonymous No.718361297 >>718361429
>>718361212
The mission where you Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL
Anonymous No.718361340
>>718340604
Ain't she ended up being naked and raped though, still it's woman and you can't trust them with strategic things

>>718346523
>Jedi Jesus
Take me back
Anonymous No.718361416
>>718361138
Liara went off character in Thessia
Anonymous No.718361429
>>718361297
I'm not mousing over that. I recognize that spacing.
Anonymous No.718361703
>>718360954
The "hole" being
>okay we defeated Sovereign and mostly united the galaxy against the Reapers......what now?
There were many ways out of that hole, and Bioware one of the stupidest ways with Cerebus and that "Human Reaper" bullshit.
Anonymous No.718361854 >>718362506 >>718362509
I still have the original model /v/ shilled to me 13 years ago
Anonymous No.718361868 >>718361927
>>718345119
its kind of funny Javik responds more positively to a renegade. punish the goody goodies for once.
Anonymous No.718361927
>>718361868
Javik was buckbroken by the Reapers and lost, he's just a bitter old boomer.
Anonymous No.718362353
>>718361275
I wish it wasn't true.
Anonymous No.718362385
>>718357539
He looks so bad now. The wall hits troons hard.
Anonymous No.718362506
>>718361854
the original version of that statue was going to have towering heels and curvier hips like the liara statue but the early feminist frequency people would ceaselessly waffle on about it on kotaku and what not so bishoujo cucked out and released a flat femshep
Anonymous No.718362509
>>718361854
Looks like they really really wanted to make an anime figurine but chickened out
Anonymous No.718363347 >>718363436
>>718332950 (OP)
Made for BWC
Anonymous No.718363396
I named my femshep German Shepard
Anonymous No.718363431
>>718360396
abrahamic fool detected
Anonymous No.718363436
>>718363347
Anonymous No.718363465
>>718333186
I've seen plenty of Femshep x Liara to know she's only part woman