Thread 718341758

Saw this on goypass and this game lowkey fire nigga

yeah if you use a guide

Speak English

I got my dick out now what

>>718341758 (OP)
Dark Ages was a sequel to Hexen and I will die on that hill

>>718343691
There's no similarities between the two.

>>718341758 (OP)
The classes and art are cool but it doesn't stand on its own 2 feet. It's just shittier medieval doom, which back when my grandma was the only member of my family with a computer was fucking sick, but now we have real options

>>718343942
>comparing it to Doom
The most obvious sign someone didn't play the game.

>>718344639
In what fucking way is Hexen not like Doom enough to compare them? Are you one of those guys who say Build Engine games are not comparable to doom?

>>718344732
Hexen plays more like Metroid.

>>718344639
It's basically a Doom Mod of course people are going to compare it to Doom

>>718343691
Dark Ages wishes it was as good as Hexen.

>>718341962
>directionless, memory-stunted zoomer that can't fathom exploration.

>>718346717
>exploration
read: switch-hunting

>>718347408
>exploring an area for important items (keys, switches, puzzle items, etc) isn't exploration

Strife > Hexen

>>718347614
looks gay, probably can't even shoot wraiths at people.

>>718347614
lol

>>718341758 (OP)
god I fucking hate nigger zoomer globohomo speak so much

>>718346636
>bro trust me this boomer ass 30 year old game is way better than something released in 2025 with better graphics and more complex gameplay

>>718348839
yeah, sadly it happens all the time.

>>718348839
>Try CoD a while back (not even sure which one because they're all so samey)
>Linear levels where you're limited to a small area at any given time
>No exploration
>Might as well be a rail shooter like House of the Dead or some shit
I'll take a 90s FPS over that dogshit any day

>>718347705
You get incendiary grenades instead which rape groups of enemies harder

>>718348839
>2025 game
>more complex gameplay
what planet you living on

>>718349216
yep, just like i thought, gay as fuck.

>>718341758 (OP)
Ye. I played this a ton on my Grandma's PC. She had a demo disk with 100 games on it, and a DOS category. I played this, Doom and Wolfenstein a lot.

>>718349483
yes, dark ages' combat has more complexity to it than hexen. if you played it, this would be obvious

>>718348839
>Doom The Parry Ages
>Complex gameplay
get real

>>718341758 (OP)
I played it when I was younger, but it was basically impossible on the shitty tv it was hooked up to. Could barely see anything.

>>718349216
Yup, gay as fuck my nigga.
Or as the gays themselves say, Queer as Folk.

>>718348839
Bait

>>718347705
>>718349649
>>718351729
And even if you touch her boobs you'll STILL be gay af.

>>718347614
>>718351729
These niggas look gay.

>>718341962
A guide for what? You can't memorize a simple map?

>>718349483
planet retard

>>718341758 (OP)
Trying to sound like a tiktoker without hiding that you're a /pol/ack

>>718342204
he said something like "I saw this on gamepass and I was surprised that the game was of high quality, my good fellows."

What does the Quartz flask taste like?

>>718353962
purple drank

>>718353238
Zoomers are becoming more antisemitic and based than you faggot millennials

>>718341962
>yeah if you use a guide
what do you need a guide for?

I have a good rule of thumb.

If a person starts talking about Hexen being a bad game because it's "impossible without a guide" and "developers didn't signpost anything" other such nonsense I can safely disregard anything they say about any game. Their opinion matters not.

>>718341962
New version already handholds you to objective points by default.

>>718353962
it tastes like purple

>>718341758 (OP)
Is it the OG version?

>>718355974
He said gamepass, so no. It's the shitty Nightdive'd Journalist Edition, without true 3d rendering for some reason, which is weird given Nightdive's previous works.

>>718356082
You can turn off the enhancements if you want something close to the OG experience

Better get your multiplayer achievement while it's still popular.

>>718356261
Don't respond to him, he obviously just wants to bitch about Nightdive.

What idiot would arrange the game list like this?

>Heretic
>Hexen
>Hexen Expansion 1
>Heretic Expansion 1
>Hexen Expansion 2

Something like Hexen on build engine but with way more weapons per class would be pretty great.

>>718356321
Can't you just start a campaign at the end level of a given hub, wait for players to join, then clear it?

>>718356321
Why did no one tell me this had 16p co-op?

>>718356321
Thanks anon.

>>718353962
Dimetapp

>>718356321
>doesn't just hook up three controllers to the PC and splitscreen it solo