Thread 718342065

what would splatoon 4 need for you to buy it?

I didn't play 3. Did I miss out?

>>718342065 (OP)
Permanent bans for any player using the draw feature to promote lgbt faggot shit. I'm not joking. Seeing trans and furry shit outside the lobby was insufferable.

Breast size slider.

>>718342390
This
>>718342505
And this

>>718342314
you missed out on the most polished splatoon gameplay to date

>>718342065 (OP)
have characters squat, expelling a certain waste product or gel substance

>>718342065 (OP)
anal pregnancy mechanics

>>718342390
you can just change your splatfest region you know

>>718342065 (OP)
Frye and Pearl dating sim.

>>718342065 (OP)
PC release.

>>718342065 (OP)
A asynchronous horror mode.

>>718342065 (OP)
its a sign

Just got 3 and the DLC
Does anyone else think Inkopolis is pretty bare bones? It's basically an alternate skin of the main town.

>>718343193
That doesn’t fix the issue.

>>718344065
that's what it is, it's supposed to be a way for you to use the hubs from the previous two games.

718344159
Kill yourself <3

>>718344275
Frye so cute

Ringfit 2 x Splatoon will be a mega hit.

>>718342065 (OP)
Not much. The games are already good, I'm just not buying the hardware.

All the inkers sleeping already.

More of a developed singleplayer mode, ideally with something repeatable included in the base game.
More PVE content (like the above could be co-op?), like salmon run
I don't know it's hard to fuck with it too much without messing with the identity of the game
A mode where you pump up squid and octo babes with ink until they balloon to huge size before exploding erotically.

>>718342065 (OP)
To come out.

Serious answer, they'd have to gut or ruin Salmon Run for me not to get it at launch.

>>718342065 (OP)
pc version
t. wiiU owner

>>718348119
isn't raiders already the fully realized singleplayer mode

No more brown/ugly idols.

>>718350830
How is Marina ugly

>>718342065 (OP)
I just need more Salmon Run content.

>>718351406
no, this mode ruined the series and the splat threads

>>718342065 (OP)
harder anticheat
swear it wasn't this bad even on the first one

Ditch the idol concept
I'm tired of our main exposure to the world being the same TV presentators with all the same jobs
I want the stage rotation to be explained by in-universe pro ranked players who give you tips on each map
I want the SR rotation to be presented by an old Great Turf War veteran who turned to Salmon Run and gives a comment on the stage or the weapons available

It would have to be on a non-shitendo console. F Nintendo

>>718342065 (OP)
Not be a Switch exclusive, same complaint as any other Nintendo game, I'd rather buy a Samsung smart fridge for its exclusive games than a Nintendo console.
I'd buy a Switch 2 and wipe my ass with a couple dollar bills and mail it to Nintendo if they make the squids shake their asses though, I'd be hard as a meteor.

>>718351563
Salmon Run was the reason we had those threads, besides porn, not like we're rushing over here to talk about Clam Blitz.

>>718350830
gayest post itt

>>718352472
i love frye so much

>>718352472
>>718353110

need a flat idol next game, with a micro bikini and short jean shorts and a fat ass and she's a child

the maps need to be better
I think console limitations were being hit pretty hard and as a result all the maps felt like cramped meatgrinders that aren't fun casually or competitively.

>>718342567
>14-15 tickrate online

skiptoon

>>718354189
Guys, it's ok to make Maps where Chargers aren't very useful. They can use a different Weapon occasionally.

she doesn't have big tits (or even small tits)
people are just overcompensating for the 6 head

>>718354821
her tits ingame are just as big as marina's, yet i don't see you type that on threads with marina
curious

>>718354821
I know it's scary, but this is a Frye board now.

>>718342065 (OP)
I think they should add some other kind of Salmon Run sidemode, 3 wasn't bad but it was just Splatoon 2 2 and didn't set itself apart enough

>>718355041
I'd argue splatoon 2 was the one that didn't set itself apart enough from 1, 3 did essentially what 2 should've done from the start.

>>718353969
based

>>718355041
We can drop Eggstra Work and add a Mode where we get to bring our own Weapons.

>>718342314
the final grand fest was great and the song for the tricolor was awesome