Thread 718348075

2008 was the golden age of gaming

>>718348075 (OP)
And then they fucked

>>718348075 (OP)
This never happened to barely anyone

trashy af timmy

I live in the western united states, no one here has a basement.

why is it seemingly impossible for anons to just jerk off before making a thread? what the fuck is the point of this shit? genuinely. what do you get out of it?

>>718348462
Shut the fuck up namefag

>>718348403
Side point, but why are 'jeets and the like so desperate to force the timmy label?

engagement bait image

>>718348515
cant tell if this is bait or if youre actually fucking retarded

>>718348075 (OP)
I've never had sex with them because I'm autistic but my mom's friends would drink and push my heads into their breasts as a joke. It's sort of messed up it was normalised back then because I was only 14 at the time.

>>718348576
The alternative is that you're announcing sage, which is a banable offence.

>>718348576
nigger

>>718348075 (OP)
I was already 19 in 2008 though.

>>718348075 (OP)
For your first ever beer she gives you a bud light? What a bitch.

>>718348457
My childhood house had a basement, an attic, a huge yard and was in a peaceful white neighborhood. The oven didn't work though.

>>718348075 (OP)
>porn plot

>>718348690
This poster is implicitly announcing a report.

>>718348075 (OP)
I wanna meat ur aunt bro

>tfw am the "cool aunt" now
>tfw they're old enough they're just going to realize I'm a fucking loser soon
Getting old was the biggest mistake of my life

>>718349039
I feel ya sister

>>718349039
you can still get married you fucking decrepit hag

>>718349039
uncle*

My aunts looked way older than that.

>>718349039
Figuring out my favorite aunt was a fucking loser didn't stop making her favorite aunt

>>718348838
That's how you become a fag. At least, that's what my Dad told me and he barely drank alcohol.

>>718349039
I can help with that. Before we move on though, what are your thoughts on head sized or larger breast implants?

>>718348965
Warning others that something is hazardous is not the same thing as throwing them into the hazard, or in their case, jumping in.

>>718348075 (OP)
oh man, I remember this memory... except it's 1998 and she raped me after.

>>718349434
Are you Kevin Nash?

>>718349143
I was married. Pretty fresh off a bad split.
>>718349119
I miss when they were young enough they liked hanging out and staying over on weekends and stuff. It was nice making cookies with them and going to the movies and stuff.
>>718349247
Would be nice if they still liked me even once they understand me better
>>718349391
no

>Had my first whiskey shot at 12 for a dare between friends
>Nearly gagged and felt like shit the rest of the day
I held off drinking all through college and only now gotten into it thanks to wine.

>>718348075 (OP)
>bud light
so that's why OPs turn out like they are

>>718349039
the really interesting part about this is that you will actually never EVER be woman. no matter what. isn't that quite something?

>>718349565
All that shit is garbage, have a cider you faggot.

>>718349519
>No

Coward.

>>718348075 (OP)
I wish that had been me

>>718349604
Damn shame.

>>718348075 (OP)
Built for BBC

>>718349698
I like being able to move around freely and they would interfere. Would also look ridiculous on my frame.

>>718348075 (OP)
her name is Texoma kek
she doesn't have nudes

>>718348075 (OP)
>tfw never got to fuck my hot aunt or cousins

>>718348075 (OP)
my dad gave me a sip of beer when i was like 3 and i thought it was fuckin disgusting so I didn't try any other alcohol until much later at which point I discovered that 3-year-old me was correct.

>>718348075 (OP)
>push both hear arms aside
>get my first drink

>>718349039
You're not the cool aunt, you're the disgusting freak uncle who crossdresses. Know the difference.

>>718349039
I saw people on twitter talking about Lil Tay starting an OF and it hit me like a ton of bricks; time's ceaseless march makes fools of us all.

>>718350052
People of Trans are the cool ones to young folx

>>718349987
Based and same. Alcohol is so disgusting.

>>718349931
NIGGER COCKEY

>>718349987
Apparently when I was a kid, I'd run off with my dad's half drunk can and drink it while laughing. And then I grew up and hated the taste.

>>718349987
>>718350179
Low test identified

>>718349921
Post it

>>718350162
I'm really only vaguely familiar with the name, honestly. I remember when that trashy dr phil girl made hers and got rich overnight. It's really hit me with media. Things that are "new" in my mind are 10-15 years old.

>>718350229
>drinking the liquid jew
inshallah all alcohol is next to be banned by Visa and MasterCard

>>718349921
They wouldn't get in the way as much as you think. Look up Minka, she still played tennis even after she upgraded to M cups. Was asked in an interview how her tits changed her life and said it was only really two ways:She does more back exercises, and any guy she brings back home is damn near guaranteed to ask for a titfuck because in her words, "they can get a blowjob from anyone, but not every woman has tits like mine."

>>718349948
https://www.imagefap.com/pictures/10494921/Texoma%20Chive%20Chivette%20Milf

No nudes supposedly, but with a tummy like that, who needs them?

>>718350437
Not doing it. If they get bigger it's going to be from having children, god willing.

First time I tried tequila I was worried that I may have drunk from an old bottle my mom was using to store windex or something.

>>718350229
Ahem
>heavy alcohol consumption results in reduced testosterone levels in the blood. Alcohol also impairs the function of the testicular Sertoli cells that play an important role in sperm maturation. In the pituitary gland, alcohol can decrease the production, release, and/or activity of two hormones with critical reproductive functions, luteinizing hormone and follicle-stimulating hormone. Finally, alcohol can interfere with hormone production in the hypothalamus.

>>718350315
the irony in this post is pretty crazy for how short the post is.

>>718350528
how old are you?

>nanna
Every kid who said this was a biohazard that always had shit like ATV Racers instead of Mario Kart and a mentally retarded younger sibling that was always borderline naked among other things. I call them Tylers.

>>718348662
Messed up? It's been normal for most of human history that you'd be a considered a man by age 12, retard.

>>718348516
Browns are desperate to create an effective slur against whites and decided tapping into incel insecurities is their best bet.

>>718350616
LOL

>>718350569
Mid 30s. Old enough it has to be soon. Not sure I'm going to try again though. Hasn't worked out so far and I'm pretty sure if it goes wrong again I'm just ending it

>>718348462
>jerk off before making a thread
>1 minute later
>still horny for tea an' ayyy
it's a lifelong affliction I'm afraid.

>>718348403
Why? Seems pretty based.

>>718350689
hey I wish you luck. don't give up.

>>718348075 (OP)
Bud light? Fuck that cat urine.

>>718350646
...but that would only work on the people that already get offended by the incel term, which is what, r9k?
And aren't most incels brown anyway? This seems ill advised.

>>718350689
oh ok. just curious because i'm talking to a 37yo and i wanna put a baby in her

>>718350689
>demographic cliff claims another victim
Joys of living in the modern society.

>>718348075 (OP)
why can't it just be "neighbor"?

Im so fucking sick of this pov shit. Fucking fuck talk like a normal person

>>718350528
Okay, I'm not into forcing women into things they don't want to do anyway. If any woman I'm ever with gets giant fake tits it's not gonna be because I forced her into it, it's gonna be because she wanted them for herself. Otherwise it does nothing for me, I ain't some kind of sadist that gets off on mentally/physically torturing people. How big are you naturally? Just curious.

>>718350894
>POV : You're Kevin Nash

>>718349039
>tfw brother is sperg and my not have kids
>tfw all of your cousins moved away
>tfw you won't ever be a dad or even an uncle anyone grows up with

>>718350894
POV: You're an incel crying about normal folks

>>718348075 (OP)
>bud light
and now that 'guy' is trans
checks out

>>718350960
Rather than asking questions why not jump ahead and request some pics or gtfo

>>718348516
there are no good racial slurs for white people. they go wassup my cracka to cracker and laugh at yakubian ape. timmy is just another attempt

>>718350787
I'm not quite that old.
>>718350790
I had someone. It just ended badly.
>>718350960
Small. In basically every notable measurement.
>>718351002
It really was nice, sorry you're going to miss out, it seems. I used to work at a college so I had summers off, was nice having my brother's kids over for a week or two. Go to the fair, bake stuff together, get ice cream, it was nice being able to spoil someone. Would have liked to have kids to do nice things like that for.

>>718350307
Media personalities hit harder for sure. Trends and fashions stay fresh in our minds because they're just static images or soundbites, but seeing the passage of time on a person's face can be humbling. I just checked Kim K's age and she's turning 45 in October. It's funny how a day feels like an eternity but the years won't stop coming.

>>718351072
Most people don't want to post pictures of themselves online, for multiple reasons.

Why are zoomies so much into step senpai porn?

>>718348516
Because coloureds have been trying to or create a slur for us for almost 100 years: Honky, cracker, cumskin, timmy, it all runs off of us like water off a raincoat. But let them call us Good Goys and theyll be astonished at how we recoil, how injured we are, how we suddenly shrink back: "Maybe I am a good goy".

>>718348075 (OP)
>cool aunts are approprate age women for you now

>>718349039
So, what color are your nipples?

>>718351235
I was just about to say goyim is the most accurate slur for whites lol

>>718351130
You could be like my folks they tried three times and it still blew up in their faces. The thought of being alone is worse than death in their eyes. Nothing wrong with buying a Chinese wife for the night and moving on. Ends up being cheaper in the long run.

>>718348075 (OP)
don't fuck your mom's friends

>>718348075 (OP)
I saw this on reddit the other day lol

>>718348662
Man. Its funny because that shit happened when you were born too

>>718351159
Yeah. I guess I'd probably feel it more if I bothered trying to keep up with that stuff. I'm sure my idea of who's popular now is years behind so I'd know how out of touch I am then
>>718351285
I'm the color of printer paper, you can figure it out from there.
>>718351308
I just wanted a family with the person I thought was my soulmate. Been over a year now so I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he has one now with someone else.

>>718348516
>>718351235
I’m white but I’ve found a good slur that works because it upsets me in a way I know I can’t effectively fight back against. Ready for it?
Shut up, colonizer.

>>718351175
Well don't post the face then faggot. Do I have to think of everything?

>>718351382
So its pink huh. Do you have an innie or an auntie? Do it sag?

>>718351464
Colonizer is a position of power, why would I recoil or be offended if someone calls me a conqueror

>>718351002
Got a sister and a brother, none of us have ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend, there will be no children, no families.

>>718351464
>2020 + 5
>not being a sneering imperialist
No one builds an empire on cooperation and good intention. Besides colonization is a fetish that goes beyond the limits of this world.

>>718348516
>>718351235
slurs on only work when there is a brutal tragic history behind them, usually committed by the one saying the slur to the one receiving the slur

whites have buck broken Africans and Indians, so whites can make slurs that basically represent all that history in one word
Africans and Indians never did the same so their fake made up slurs have no effect

only a few races can make up slurs for whites, like the Muslim Turks and Arabs who once buckbroke whites in medieval times, although that would only work against nationalist whites, since more whites don't consider their history to start in medieval times, but after the end of medieval times like in the middle of colonial times, and for Americans in 1776

thats why "timmy" and "cracker" will never be the same as the nigger and panjeet

>>718349039
I went from being the cool uncle living abroad to the unemployed uncle living at his mom's house and sleeps all day.
I fucking hate the current tech industry

>>718351553
Calm down Rajeesh

>>718351605
Sauce?

>>718348516
It's coloreds in general, they really, REALLY want a white equivalent for shit like Ty'quandellvonrone and Suk Sum Fook. Timmy was the best thing they could come up with. Like how they're really proud of cumskin and think it's on par with nigger.

>>718351382
>I'm the color of printer paper, you can figure it out from there.
Instructions unclear need pics to confirm

this lady looks exactly like my friends single mom who let us smoke weed and do xanax at her house
she always pretended to be upset but she never ratted on us

>>718350510
Very strong hotwife vibes

>>718351464
Oh no, brought me back to when we used to own land and people, ruined muh day.

>>718351630
I've at least still got my job thanks to a timely move to the public sector. I'm just the aunt on a million different substances because reality is too soul-crushing to handle sober

>>718348075 (OP)
I will now masturbate.

>>718351554
>>718351616
It hits for me as a good insult because “colonizer” is always used as a pejorative towards white people, especially towards white achievements. Shakespeare needs to be “decolonized,” the people of Canada need to apologize for colonization, it’s even used in Black Panther as a byword for “white.”

-twitter caption "pov" meme
-haglover
-cawl of dooty
-gen 7 onwards isn't dark ages that we are still in
epitome of this board's decline

>>718351464
How is that anything but a compliment to my pride and ego? I would love to colonize some brown women and steal the land and wealth from their people.

>>718351579
>none of us have ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend, there will be no children, no families.
Yeah and that's not a localized anomaly either. You can only front load a crashing demographic for so long until the whole thing switches over to something completely different.

>>718348075 (OP)
I wish I grew up with an aunt I wanted to fuck. I did have a cousin I DID fuck at least.

>brother just had his second kid
>sister is about to get married
>whereas I never been in a relationship before
so how bad is it anyway? am i suppose to feel bad for being a failed normie or something? im not too sure what I should be doing. i have a job and two degrees.
>>718350510
gonna jerk off to those pictures

POV: your mom invites her friend over
https://gofile.io/d/mPr9aK

>>718349247
How did you figure out and how is she a loser?

>>718351725
What does Xanax do? I have friends mom who didnt care about weed but any other drug was bad

>>718351905
I would be absolutely honored to be called a coloniser.

>>718350229
alcohol gives you beer belly and man boobs

>>718351797
If you identity as a section of the color wheel rather than whatever your initial ethnic and national ties are I could see how that would hurt. Calling a balkanoid or a potatonig a colonizer is borderline retarded considering their history with the subject. When you are only looking for surface level details your insults are going to wash off like rainwater. You need to dig far deeper if you really want to hurt someone on the genetic memory level.

>>718352052
its pretty much exactly the same as alcohol but you dont get dizzy or sick

how to spot the uncool aunt: she thinks she is the cool one, and is deeply insecure about it >>718349039

>>718352018
Got to my late teens and connected the dots. She's not a LOSER-loser so it's not like she was actively hiding anything from me.
She's just a sloppy spinster. Flaky, drinks heavily, cat lady, dirty apartment, career that was less-than-middling for most of her life. Still, I find her amicable and sincere and she's one of the funniest people I know.

>>718352282
I put cool in quotes for a reason, because I am cool only in a child's perception of it

>>718351235
>PYLE STOP MAKING US RUN
>haha donnutt

>>718352052
Turns you into a tranquilized cow. It's a Gen Z and A staple.

>>718348690
it means they are both retarded and from /pol/.

>>718351307
It's the one that causes visible seething from those who know its true meaning. Being labeled a conqueror is great but having your entire line relegated to the status of war slave throws your value out the window.

I was 3 in 2008 so I wouldn’t know

>>718351382
>I just wanted a family with the person I thought was my soulmate
what'd you do?

>>718352008
>that ending

>>718348775
Still not old enough to drink in the US of A

>>718352008
>https://gofile.io/d/mPr9aK
>little kiddie cocks
The fuck? a 5 year old wouldn't even be able to get a boner. pedo shit

>>718352919
Thank god I don't live in that oppressive shithole.

>>718352795
I thought the guy was zooming his balls

>>718348516
karen and timmy is the best they have. meanwhile, whites have a dictionary of racist terms per brown.

>>718351905
I mean, tranny is a good one.

>>718348516
They know they can't beat nigger and will eternally seethe for it. The best thing is you can label all the shit coloured races a nigger
sandnigger
poonigger
Islandnigger
It's perfect

>>718348516
>timmy label
White Nationals in the US made the timmy label, it's suppose to create an innocent God fearing white male resisting the coloreds and bucking the white roasties. Nick Fuentes and his groipers made it.

>>718348392
My parents let me drink alcohol if I wanted to. It wasn't a big deal. I didn't get why everyone else obsessed over it. It's not even good.

>>718352052
Zombie in a can. For when you feel like the world is shit and sleeping is the only escape.

>>718353089
idk how tranny is an insult when there's pornos with the word "tranny" in it and trannies say stuff like "fuck my tranny ass hard daddy" in them

>>718348075 (OP)
my hot aunt gave me my first finger up the ass during a blowjob. i have never sexually recovered from this, because it makes a normal blowjob boring.

>>718349039
Post tits cool aunt

>>718351464
I think the closest to slurs for whites are
>racist
>hilbilly
>inbred
>incel
Those tend to get some knee jerk reactions whether they apply or not. In all honesty though, they don't hit as hard when you call someone a nigger in clapistan.

>>718348075 (OP)
this bitches nudes are unreal

>>718352849
I didn't do anything. They just kept dying. My genes did it, I guess.

>>718349039
Nigga you're not the cool aunt you're the creepy uncle lmfao

>>718349987
You are pathetic and weak

>>718353202
>incel
This one gnaws away at a hard truth that many don't want to think about.

>>718353202
There's also wigger but that's mostly for whites who try to act ghetto and even that has fallen off since the last time I've seen it used was in the early 2010's

>>718350689
Post tits before ending it

>>718353239
ah damn. but no, i meant what made him leave you?

>>718351605
I recognize that room

>>718349039
post dick

>>718351905
Bleach demon sounds rad, call me that

>>718348516
It's all niggers have while Whites got
>Jeet
>Spic
>Slant eyes
>Onions face (originally for Asians)
>Chink
>Dindu
>Buck breaking
>Gook
>SAAR
>Poo
>kike
>Sandnigger
>etc

New slurs just magically fall into the laps of whites like magic, even "proper" names turn into slurs over time while they struggle to make a single one stick (Timmy, cumskin, etc. I mean I'm honestly struggling to think of one that remains in public consciousness for more than a week.)

>>718353529
Goy

>>718349039
Don't worry bro, hags have a high market value among zoomer males

>>718353089
Everytime a brown tries to do the white tranny thing I bring up Brazil and Thailand and they short circuit

>>718353529
goyim

>>718350048
Saar

>>718351905
>have to say "no purpose flour" because all flour is white, and serves every purpose.
this is so sad lmao.
>vanilla gorilla
my wrestling coach unironically called me this in high school because i was always pale, but i was a muscular wrestling freak. it was a play on "magilla gorilla".
>salt shaker
>unwhipped cream
>colonizer
these are all positives. is this guy an actual trog?

>>718353529
I'd rather be associated with thick milky cum instead of cloudy watery cum like Indians have.

>>718353346
Bad fight about how I was handling the most recent loss.
>>718353342
I can't end it yet. My cat's retarded. He needs me.

>>718353606
blacks are also the gayest race in america on average.

>>718348075 (OP)
this but unironically

source mods peaked in 2008

>>718351464
>effectively fight against
>i didn't do that
wow so hard. if you are going to take credit for other people you might as well say you invented the internet too

>>718348075 (OP)
god i love ghislaine maxwell

>>718354017
Tell that to every /pol/ poster when they post their charts and infogtaphics.

>>718348516
The best white slur already exists: Honkey.
>Fuck you, cracker!
Eh.
>Fuck you, honkey!
WOAH! What the FUCK did you just call me???

>>718350510
wowie

>>718348403
Usa trailer trash are not being named Timmy bro wtfluff. He'd be called Tanner or Hunter or something

>>718354186
im not on /pol/. why not take what you learned from this exchange and use it in your own arguments?

>>718351002
>brother has kids
>his wife is a BPDemon that made him ghost all his family and friends
He's still a faggot for going along with her.

>>718351672
>Like how they're really proud of cumskin and think it's on par with nigger.
Lmao really? Cumskin is just funny to me. I got called a "mayo monkey" once and nearly died laughing

>>718351905
>cultureless neanderthals
this one might hurt some self-hating whites. a lot of them don't realize how dominant american and european cultures are for the same reason a gamer doesn't realize his room stinks.
>>718354191
honkey is too funny to sting. you can't really say it with hate like you can with nigger. screaming FUCK YOU HONKEY just makes you sound like a 70s jiving stereotype

>>718354169
The only alcoholic drink i like is wine because it is basically grape juice.

>>718351605
I don't know that one but the one where he fucks his thicc Asian stepmom is 10/10

>>718354191
Honkey has never bothered the majority of whites and was just something hard pushed in the 70s. Theres a reason why none of this shit endured bro

If you failed to have kids, your genetics are doing you a favor and taking the trash out.

>>718351672
>>718354350
the only time i've heard a slur for white people was "snow roach" and i was in genuine pain from laughing so much

>>718348392
It happened in those movies I watch when I was a retarded child (now I'm a retarded man child) so it must've happened in real life

>>718353129
I turned 30 last week and my parents offered me a beer for the first time. It was disgusting, you must be retarded to drink this vile shit out of your own free will.

TIMMY! TIMMY AND THE LORDS OF THE UNDERWORLD

>>718354356
>screaming FUCK YOU HONKEY just makes you sound like a 70s jiving stereotype
It would be a linguistic improvement over the current model. Like a pronounced accent of the nigger audiences.

>>718348516
my name is Tim and I find it funny when brownies say Timmy because I know every one of their female family members would beg for my BWC irl

>>718354191
I'm white and I find honkey to be really funny, I throw it out at other people (white or not) all the time and not a single person has shown any strong emotions to it one way or another.

>>718354169
I feel like this situation 100% happened exactly like that and 100% the person offering the beer was offended by the opinion that beer tastes like shit.

>>718352795
The one where she's a nudist is coomkino

>>718354356
>when they say something so Corded Ware that you just gotta hit them with that Yamnaya stare

>>718351002
I thought I would at least get to be the fun uncle by my sister turned out to be a degenerate child hating antifa wannabe

>>718354547
That's a simplistic view.

>>718354547
>when the trash is being taken out at the industrial scale
Enjoy the fall bro

>>718348516
>why is Timmy so desperate to push the jeet label as if they are the ones who think whitoids are despicable

>>718348075 (OP)
Why do nazis want to breed with their family members? Is this their way of "restoring the White race"?

>>718348516
TIMMEH > timmy

>>718354230
Don't try to be cute, sweetie! :3

>>718355235
go take a dip in the Ganges, stinky

>>718355357
trve nazichads breed latinas and asians
t. wife is Brazilian

>>718352008
Damn for a pedophile she's pretty hot

>>718349039
inb4
>POV: It's 2025 you're at a family function hidding out in nann's basement playing battlefield 6 when your uncool "aunt" sneaks you your first estrodiol pill

>>718355357
Why are lefties obsessed with nazis and incest?

>>718348462
I stopped having post-nut clarity when i was like 22, so why would it matter?

>>718348457
Not many people have basements in california

>>718348075 (OP)
Can she also sneak me my first blowjob?

>>718348662
>but my mom's friends would drink and push my heads into their breasts as a joke.
Anon....

>718349039
Trannies can't be aunts

>>718352008
For a moment I got worried and thought it was going to be the real thing

>>718351905
If it ain't broke don't fix desu

>>718351616
>Besides colonization is a fetish that goes beyond the limits of this world.
every single black or brown woman i've had sex with since i was a teenager, in one way or another, has alluded to me putting white babies in her. all except one, a black goth girl, who was 100% my favorite.

>>718353239
>They just kept dying
Damn that sounds rough, you'll get one eventually.

Why is every one talking about Timmy? Are the WKUK coming back or something?

>>718356243
>I got worried

>>718348516
The Timmy one is even more hilarious when you realize the nigger that posted that later died of a GSW because he was harassing a white man's woman.

>>718356408
This post glows

>>718355357
The modern "nazi" is either a self-hating non-white or a race traitor that says it's okay when he does it because he calls his mutt a stupid nigger retard chink to it's face like a true 1960s white suburban trad dad.

>>718353875
Nice excuse tranny

>>718353875
>Bad fight about how I was handling the most recent loss
I probably just ended things with my gf because of a very stupid fight over an insignificant thing.
Sorry for you problems femanon. They seem worse than mine

>>718348516
I think Timmy predates that. I know Becky goes at least as far back as I Like Big Butts.

>>718356408
If he was a leaf or bongoid he wouldn't be able to post that reply. Naturally the anglo fears for his continued existence.

>>718351032
Do you know what that means

>>718354778
More like Randall Munroe shared his retarded opinion about beer, someone mocked him for it and then he made up a whole conversation in his head where he came off less retarded.

>>718351235
Yeah goy/goyim really does work because it actually describes what a majority of Whites have been reduced too (ie shabbos goyim looking for a money bag)

>>718351672
in Finland some members of the invading hordes call the natives "moomin" (really glad they know our culture enough to know about moomins!)

>>718356749
Nah, I have been offered literally nothing but beer too often in my life to buy this.

>>718352008
I feel like this should be illegal

>>718355751
There's this pure Palestinian chick that's great and obsessed with me but her entire family is crazy muzzies, what do? Also her parents are related (cousins I believe)

>>718348075 (OP)
It was 2011 and it was my cool uncle, but I was already 21 and staying at his house because dad had rented ours out and moved 700 miles away 3 weeks before my senior year of college. Let me have at a fridge full of Yeungling and Heineken (I drank one and then marathoned on-demand anime).

>>718351307
True, but Goyim isn't necessarily just whites, just all non-jews.

>>718355884
It's funny that people memed on Mike for ageing like shit while Jay only got more good looking.
Now Mike has looked like shit for so long everyone understands it's how he looks and Jay is starting to age and people are noticing and deeming it a fall off

>>718353129
Not that part but the entire setup of the meme. If you drank, it was always with friends or your dad giving you your first drink.

The meme comes off as wish fulfillment more than anything of a kind similar to a porn movie's plot.

>>718349948
>>718350510
BLESSED ANONS

>>718356828
Did you ever gave a retarded take about how nobody likes the taste of beer and was mocked too?

>>718351235
Cumskin has got to be the most pathetic one of the bunch. It’s such a forced and desperate attempt at a counter to “shitskin” that I can’t even laugh at it, it’s just sad

>>718357002
A nig calling a whitey a goy is really funny to me. Cause they're some of the most materialistic fucks on the planet. Buying into the jews tricks and they don't even realize it

>>718356963
do it anon, you guys can breed the ultimate giga antisemite that we so desperately need

>>718353592
>>718353618
Oh yea. Yea, that's a good one.
Basically only Jews got anything on us.

>>718353529
>New slurs just magically fall into the laps of whites
The problem is that slurs work by association with something negative, which is harder to do when many races seem to be enviously drawn to white people for some weird reason; they hate white people but demand access to white people.
Whereas the hateful white people who use slurs don't want access to brown people and can thus use words and fill them with purely negative connotations.

>>718357107
I just said beer tastes like shit and took a bottle to confirm that fact once again.

>>718356781
Not really. Internet comes out from WW2 so this would only make sense for WW3. Nothing tops internet.

A friend of mine finally got his first crumb of pussy and he’s been flaking on me since

>>718354169
I've gone to breweries and gotten those sampler shots of various beers and IPAs.
They mostly taste like shit but if you start with the ones that taste the least bad then the rest will be enjoyable by the end.

Wines are much more enjoyable, relatively speaking.

>>718357340
>said beer tastes like shit
To you. You understand that people have different tastes right? I don't like really like anything sweet, obviously I'm not in the majority for that, but I'm not retarded to think that most people actually hate the taste of chocolate and are just lying to each other

>>718357385
>Wines are much more enjoyable, relatively speaking.
Based boxwine enjoyer

>>718354618
>you must be retarded to drink this vile shit out of your own free will.
Eh, Ciders are alright, wine can be good and I haven't had enough Whiskey to form an opinion. Jagermeister just tastes like cough syrup.

I don't really drink alcohol though, not unless everyone else is and I'm obligated to fit in, or if they've dragged my introverted ass out in public and I'm trying to numb myself to the experience.

>>718348516
Something something fraction of our power

>>718357417
Yeah because every time you said something is shit on here you always specified that it was just shit for you. Get over yourself, mate.

>>718357215
negroes can be extremely aware of the jq, they just lack the ability to do something about it

just ask one about slumlords

>>718349519
>no
not a good word for a single woman past 30

Onions
^when did they add the filter back? I thought they finally removed it?

>>718351905
>paper
Fucking LMAO

>>718351905
where are my fellow children of the chalk at?

>>718357220
Honestly she's a great girl, I'm just scared of pulling a De Niro.

>>718353498
for me it's vanilla gorilla, it's what the MC yells as i enter the ring to triumph

>>718352008
fiona is based

>>718357589
>negroes can be extremely aware of the jq
The issue is that the negro is retarded and thinks the Jews are white and that the jq is just white supremacy.
It's part of the overall nigger victim mentality where nothing is their fault and the whole universe is against them.

>>718351905
>salty scallywags
Black Pete is really scrapping the rum barrel on this one.

>>718357926
how many people do you know who like their muslim in-laws?

>>718358034
How many people to know that like their in-laws in general?

>>718358034
Only my friend Ian Jomha

>>718358018
>The issue is that the negro is retarded and thinks the Jews are white and that the jq is just white supremacy.
this is one of those "yes, but also not really".

remember that to a negro white typically means just not-black

>>718352008
>200+ downloads

>>718353529
>Privileged
Usually sets off shaved chimpouts

>>718358102
it still confuses me to this day when I hear it

>>718358093
most of them actually

>>718357980
Which one is fiona and where could I find her social media? asking so that I can avoid it

>>718349519
>>718349039
>>718352401
>>718351382
>>718353239

>>718349519
>>718349039
>>718352401
>>718351382
>>718353239
I can fix you
t. zoomer

>>718351464
I was called a colonizer in public a couple of years ago by some butch cunt. I just said god damn right and walked away

>>718350689
Unironically find Christ.

>>718349039
based fallout : new vegas enjoyer

>>718349519
>>718349039
>>718352401
>>718351382
>>718353239
Post em

>>718358175
fiona is the main girl not the hag. She stopped making this type of content but if you search up "mama fiona" on those camgirl clip rip sites you'll find some more.

Bitch is legit insane and im 90% sure she is an actual p. On video she was saying how sad she was to find out her neighborhood doesn't get too many trick or treaters on Halloween because she was planning on answering the door in the skimpiest costume she could find.

>>718351235
Whites will get pissed at being Jewish Puppets or Slaves of Israel, but then you guys admit you actually are Israel's bitch, especially your governments, but you refuse to cut ties with them?

Doesn't that prove the goyim insult is actually accurate? You refuse to cut ties with people who openly exploit you guys like slaves.

>>718351905
a lot of those could be used to describe cum, but when woketards invent slurs this isn't a surprise.

>>718351740
faithful women don't pose for strangers

>>718353184
hot

>>718348075 (OP)
who is this
name please

>>718350641
>andrew tate told me that so it must be true

>>718349039
its ok I'll make you a mom

>>718358638
Tove Jansson

>>718349039
>tfw your neice's genuine enthusiasm to see you turns into stiff politeness

>"oh....yeah...I don't really play video games much anymore. I'm into snapchat"
>"My account name? It's uhh...well I actually lost my account recently cause I guess it got hacked, haha....look can you drive me somewhere pleaaase?"

>>718351130
>Small. In basically every notable measurement.
>Konata wife
alright alright you win. 8 children. Maybe more

>>718358638
dumbass

>>718358771
maybe she'd be more polite if you weren't stiff

>>718353239
Sounds like you needed a man with stronger sperm.

>>718353239
warned you about the vaxx. told you.

>>718358462
>this type of content
there are e-whore sites that allow that kind of stuff?

>>718353239
>I didn't do anything. They just kept dying. My genes did it, I guess.
that almost killed my marriage too. 0:4 and we just couldn't do it anymore. At some point you just need to throw your hands up and find a surrogate or adopt

>>718358992
that's just death with extra cope

>>718349039
That's why you admit you're a loser and tell them not to grow up like you.
Also TITS OR GTFO

>>718358964
Well not anymore which is why she stopped and for a while she had her own website where you had to message her on telegram to buy those videos. But back then you just slap the "ageplay" tag on it and include a disclaimer and boom, you had chicks grinding on little boy dolls on those clip sites.

>>718351002
>>718352909
>>718357375
>Avatar fagging with the reddit frog
People might be losers in this thread, but they're still higher on the totem pole than you.

>(i'm a woman btw)
>200 (you)'s
it really is that easy huh

>>718359265
(You)s aren't worth as much as they used to be.

>>718359265
I don't think people get how insanely lonely the majority of men are

>>718359265
and not a single tit posted

>>718349039
TAKOMA
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>>718348462
That's not how sage works you fucking retard.

>>718348075 (OP)
Back when kids actually loved big tits
Now every zoomer and gen alpha dont give a fuck about tits and instead are obsessed about big asses and getting sit on

>>718359265
People are just very lonely
I don't even doubt it's a woman.
It's instant attention and validation, which if the stories she's telling are true, I don't blame her for seeking

>>718350689
Have you considered going back to college to find a husband?

>>718349039
36 year old millionaire here looking to get married and start a family. I'm /fit/ and white. My only flaw is that I'm 5'8".

You're getting too old to care about my height when everything else is perfect anyway. Let's do it darling.

As I get older the more and more I'm beginning to hate women.

>>718348516
did you forget we're going to be in a race war very soon?

>>718351878
*banjos intensify*

>>718348075 (OP)
2008 was the brown n bloom slop and casualization era

>>718360005
Its not healthy to hate 4 billion people

>>718354708
Yeah your Big White Credit score lmfao

>>718360136
And what's wrong with that? Fighting the whole world...

>>718351905
I'm annoyed that the term peckerwood has effectively vanished from the racial lexicon. I really feel like it could have grown in power if it kept being used.

>spirit can be used to negate true lights board wipe
fucking hell I never knew

This card is fucking worthless holy fucking shit

The White Uprising must happen before 2050. That's when Whites will fall below 50% of the entire American population.
If it doesn't happen by then, it'll be too late and won't happen EVER.

>>718360527
Do you really think white people have an average k/d below 1?

>>718352008
awful tits, the both of them

>>718348516
It's funny desu get a sense of humor

>>718359254
But he funni

>>718352008
Where do we find more of this?

>>718351464
My ass didn't colonize a damn thing
Whatever my ancestors 300 years ago did or didn't do has nothing to do with me, I don't even know who they are

>>718351672
just put the fries in the bag unc

>>718360527
>That's when Whites will fall below 50% of the entire American population.
Do you think they'll be an America worth fighting for by then? Or will diversity have completely wrecked the infrastructure and polluted national parks?

>>718348516
"Timmy" is a diminutive form of the Christian name Timothy. Even on this level, you see how this supposed epithet has no bite when you compare it to to something derpy like sukdeep visajeet

>>718348075 (OP)
>basement
>pic is clearly outside
Maybe put some fucking effort into it

>>718350689
see this
>>718358378

What do you have to lose?

>>718361012
Conservatives are already destroying those.
By the end of trump's term, assuming he does leave at all, I wouldn't be surprised if he sells off all the national parks to be deforested and strip mined