Thread 718361231

Ready to hunt some whales?

>>718361231 (OP)
I'm too scared to register...

>>718361231 (OP)
Gotta be honest all my Uma's suck

>>718361231 (OP)
I picked for fun because I'm kind of a bitch, but I think I'll switch to glory

>>718361818
you lost the better registration rewards lol.

>>718362164
Oh shit, those were some one time thing? I thought they were just telling me what you get for entering races once it starts.
Guess I'll stay in the cradle then.

>>718362398
yeah I got fooled too, I decided to switch to glory & did not get the better rewards.

FUCK JANNIES

>deleted
>again

anyone watching the iwata keiba race? i'm trying to find the roster online but i'm having a hard time navigating their site.

why do jannies hate gold ship bros

>>718362164
so you should register for glory and then switch if you want to do for fun?

even the parents want you to fuck their daughter, huh

>>718364923
tvg is a good source for rosters

You just KNOW jannie is frothing at the mouth. what a miserable fat creature to delete some of the only good vidya discussion on the ‘log right now.

News flash jannies: Your entire system is ass backwards and makes literally no sense, even you dont try to justify it. Go delete one of the many off topic threads first then pull that thong out your bussy playa before trying to step to Umachads.

what's the latest i can register my team for the cm?

>>718366242
It says in the OP image. You might as well register sooner rather than later since you don't need to form a team yet anyway.

Are there any statistics on hot springs ticket odds? I'm getting increasingly miffed about never drawing one

>>718366885
1%

>>718364810
At this point jannies have deleted more uma threads than the threads they should be deleting. I swear I went through a whole LOTR shitposting thread that had zero video game talk yesterday and that thread lasted through like 5 deleted uma threads.

>>718367635
With all honesty, you guys are doing much better than Touhou despite being a gacha game

https://magazine.cygames.co.jp/en/archives/5850
I bet they didn't expect uma to blow up this hard. They went all in on the new shadowverse.

>late, tired menu hopping
>bakushin keeps popping up in the jukebox

I had a run where I got my Taiki to S in Medium but didn't get any gold recovery skills. I'm trying to recreate it but getting the Medium spark to activate is so rare.

Which one? Both are lvl 40

>>718361231 (OP)
i picked Advanced cuz it said Intermediate was only B rank umas and below??? all my umas are B+ at lowest so like, what the fuck

>>718368117
Supaa Cureaku desu

>>718368117
fucking super creek bro cmon now

>>718368240
>>718368252
I was joking haha it's not like I had a choice here!

>20% chance on a double rainbow
>Failure
>20% chance on another double rainbow
>failure
It's over...

>>718368357
Bakushin's Bakushins...

>>718368348
Select the pistol, and then, select your Uma.

>>718368593
>handing pistol over to uma so she can turn you into glue

>>718361818
For Fun is actually more sweaty than Glory because you are capped at at B rank and you must min max the shit out of your uma.

>>718361818
You can actually have fun in graded league group B.

What scenarios are you looking forward to?

>Be a horse
>Still can't satisfy females
Horsebros...

>>718369526
Manlets are cursed.

>>718369435
Aoharu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdtrve-mA3Y

>>718361231 (OP)
>This is who you're up against to in the graded league.
I don't think I'm getting any wins bros.

>>718369435
i cannot read any of this shit you stupid faggot

>>718369435
I don't know what they are other than MANT (make a new track) being autism maxxing with your doing tons of races and buying stats up items.

>>718369753
You can't read english words like Make a New Track?

>>718369746
i thought the satono diamond SSR was considered dogshit

>>718369746

Extraordinary things can happen if you believe in yourself!

>>718369798
it's really good honestly if your running late surging medium racers.

>>718369798
I have a 1LB and it’s pretty good, I dont get why people say its shit. Her random events give you a fuck ton of stamina, energy as well as she has some useful skills

>>718369746
>Turf S
>Medium S
Jesus...

>>718369798
It probably depends on her limit breaks. She seems good at max, but I have her at just LB1 and she always felt ineffective. I had better luck slotting in my random ass LB1 Vodka even though she's not even a stamina card.

>>718369746
>guest
cuck

I need a halo wife and a haru daughter

>>718369435
From personal experience

>>718370261
Island brings big stats gain but it just feel kinda boring. I'd rate Twinkle Legend higher than it.

>>718370304
I really like Twinkle Legends too, Ai and Legend Changer are great, but the stamp shit is both equally fun and fresh and retardedly rage enducing and I've door'd so may runs because of it.

>curvature on the final stretch
nice game umababs

>>718370470
I don't think it's talking about the curves on the track, if you get what I'm saying.

If I have a shit team I’m better off in open league right? There’s no way I’ll get anything but participation rewards in graded

>>718361231 (OP)
Just started a Super Creek career and man, it feels like Tracen has no rules at all regarding trainer-trainee relationship
Feels like she already broke a few rules before even the debut and I think its only gonna get worse from there

>>718369746
Looks fake to me

>>718370714
Yeah, her career is the best.

>>718369746
i bet her skillset sucks

>>718361231 (OP)
Harpooning suggestion

>>718370889
I dunno about that, she doesn't seem to like events at all, or rainbow trainings

what's the track type for CM again?

Play some real horse racing games instead of this trash.

>>718371185
tokyo, turf, firm, 2400m (medium), spring, sunny, left-handed

>>718371282
thanks.

I won.

>>718371346
>wearing a mask in a sauna
??? jajajajjajaj

>>718369746
>witlet
ez win

>>718371346
She has the same hot springs animation as bakishin. Damn I thought they would have given them all unique animations for hot springs considering how rare they are.

Why is this womanlet so fucking hard to train. I can't get her to A+ or double SS no matter what i do. How do Improve her for medium team trials?

>>718371961
spend more money you tremendous homosexual

>>718371346
el condor's pasas....

>>718371961
Tazuna/Kiryuin cards can make Umas like her easier to train.

>>718369435
this doesn't really tell me how it differs from one to the next

>>718361231 (OP)
Which one should I pick? I don't have anyone built

I joined a room as a triple debuffer to fuck up people. This whale with 1200/900/1000 got giga debuffed lol

>>718369435
what's the one from the chibi machitan webm where someone annoys her by clicking behind her?

are you fucking serious
how do I not have any of these

>>718371471
CUTE

>>718373221
Great Food Festival

Would you be able to give a Uma a proper back massage, anons?

>>718373675
I can't do that until playable Kita and her massage events are out.

>night owl
>options menu, give up
i don't have time for this shit
every time it happens it costs me 4+ turns just to recover and that's already 100+ stat points missing for the run

I am ready. Debuffers are chumps.

would you try to pet gold ship irl

>>718373923
>No concentration
>No unrestrained
>No red shift/shooting for victory
It will be rough but I'm rooting for you suzukachad.

I just had the most insulting run of my life, I shit you not this is exactly how it happened:
>training evil nature
>bad RNG all over the place
>hints are either stats or not debuffs
>shit rainbows
>sub-par stats
>sleep deprived into night owl into failed infirmary
>BARELY clearing goals, only one clock wasted for now
>get sauna ticket for the VERY FIRST TIME
>FIRST PLACE in arima kinen
Oh shit
>first URA Finale race
>3rd
>3rd
>3rd
>game over
Can I still get the sauna event?
No.
>1* 1* 1* sparks
>new trainee record: 3rd

>>718374208
>concentration
I picked Breath of Fresh Air over Concentration cause stamina.
>unrestrained
Don't have it.
>red shift/shooting for victory
Don't have these two either, as in, I don't own the horses.
>but borrow
No.

Tested the horse out in room matches, got obliterated kek.

>>718373923
>front running on a medium
>no medium S
>that wit
yike

>>718366020
>>5'11 vs 60

>>718361231 (OP)
Damn what the fuck the participation prize gives jack fucking shit, I thought you guys said we'll get like 500 carrots or something

>>718366020
>5'11 vs 60

>>718374881
what the fuck is a carrot

>>718374881
Techically true. You just need to participate until the end.

>>718373263
Heh. I had exactly one copy after getting to the kita spark. RNG is a bitch.

>>718375092
so if you lose every time you get... 3rd place? and I have to sign up for the graded league?

>>718375092
>you can manage to not make it to the final round
>if you do, you get nothing
Wow, that sucks ass.

>>718375184
You need only one. The level doesn't change anything relevant.
>>718375203
Yeah because there's only 3 team. Doesn't matter if you places 7th,8th, and 9th because that counts you as the 3rd placed player.
>>718375235
You can lose everything and still got placed in the B group final.

>panic pull on creek because my SRs are dogshit
>seiun sky SSR and one creek from 40 pulls
>not a single usable SR
I still don't have a single sweep tosho dupe PLEASE theres only three days left

>>718375282
That's not what I'm reading.
>Round 2
>Group A
>If you achieve one or no wins, you will not proceed to the final round
>Group B
>If you achieve two or fewer wins, you will not proceed to the final round

>>718375290
I have all the broken SSR cards at 0lb with Kitasan at 2lb and diddly squat for SRs. No idea what exactly is the plan here, everyone only ever said "roll this and that and you're good" but I don't feel that good.

man these test room matches fills fast
can't join any rooms, luckily hosting costs nothing

>>718375092
No wins on round 2 of group B and you don't get the chance to even run the finals so no carats.

reminder if your "wife" isn't on the list she's jobber tier

>>718375976
>Dirt
Lmao.
Let's try again, if your uma isn't in this then she ain't worth shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLS1H745qD4

>>718367841
To be fair Shadowverse 2 made up something like 60 gorillions dollars so it's not really a surprise they are pushing it. Supposedly they botched some new event and there are rigging accusations alongside new wave of negative reviews.

>>718375976
wtf dober is strong

I want Agnes to step on me

>>718375976
I can't get over how Goldshi has the same wins as her brother despite not being a tryhard

>>718376283
The power of the sperms of thousands of succesaful racehorses coursing through her veins like an Adolla Link for sluts

I haven't prepped anything for CM yet
I don't have a lot of debuff cards
Should I do this?

>>718376363
The fuck man. She's just as tryhard as any other in the circuit. Her head is down after the 12 Billion incident.

>>718376482
Debuffer deck is cheap. The annoying part is grabbing the hint from rudolph and reach enough wit for it(900) while complete the campaign for enough skill point to have all of them.

>>718376482
>>718376593
Why are you guys like this? Let people have fun!

>>718376280
Ehh the negative reception will kill it in the long run anyway. And I believe uma is already their biggest breadwinner since it already made them 2.5 billie dollars.

>>718376701
F2poor need to sweat for those jims.

>>718376737
yugi chads win again!

>>718374350
Thats what you get for trying to make an evil neicha

>>718376482
Debuffers cant win. And doesnt not matter when all of your opponent aces will negate your debuffs through raw stats and gold recovery skills anyway.

>>718376970
FANSERVICE

how many of you guys aren't bothering to make anything for CM? I'm trying to gauge how lucky I have to be to net 2 or 3 wins for the bottom tier rewards. like how much of the playerbase are casuals compared to the rest being sweatlords, and from these threads it looks like 80% are in the latter camp which doesn't bode well for my lazy no-luck having brainlet ass.

>Steam numberfags itt
eww

>>718377397
Win 2 of out 20 matches is doable assuming you're making the horse for team trial at least and not just plain throwing like urara, curren and bakushin.

>>718377397
me, just putting whoever i have for middle races

just tried a couple of random cm room matches
fell flat in all of them i guess there's nothing for me anyway, so eh

>>718377397
I'll just try to get a good golshi and a naughty neicha over the next 2 or 3 days and then run those plus my best medium.

>>718377558
those rooms are probably filled with minmaxers so I doubt it's indicative of how it's going to be when all the casuals (us) are also in the picture

(R)ambo!

>>718361231 (OP)
Do I get anything neat from doing that competetive shit?

>>718377931
If you get into group B finals, you should get about enough carats for a 10 rolls if you manage to finish second.

>>718377931
3 bottles worth of Jellies.

Blessing the thread~

>>718378135
can't believe they're practically giving her away as a 2* which means I'll never get her knowing my luck

>>718378189
Surely you'll get her with the free roll that they give on anniversary,

>>718378321
yeah like how I'm swimming in 2*s and SRs in the past 10 or so days from the free rolls, right? haha

>>718378489
Well, it's 10 pulls per day for a start. Not a mere 1(uno) like we got today.

>>718378529
free 10 rolls? what is this, a charity?

>>718378602
You thought cygenerous is an epic maymay without any substance?

>>718378189
You will get her sooner or later since she's 2*
Now if she were 3*...

>>718378705
>Now if she were 3*...

>>718369746
The odds of you running into this dude are almost zero. The vast majority of pleasure are witless casuals. You should be able to win finals easily if you made a semi-decent Ace.

>>718378781
How do alts work in this game in terms of story if the base version already goes through the horse's whole career?

>>718378932
Basic career and trainee story is the same. The costume events are replaced with the alt costume events.
In some cases the base character models can change though, alt Gold Ship lacks the tard headgear she wears in her OG unit.

>>718379014
Who is this elegant gray-haired beauty

>>718379014
costume events?

>>718379075
1*/2* umas have their basic set of career events and character events. When you get them to 3*, you unlock a set of extra events related to the costumes they have. Alt units replace these events with events related to the alt costume.

>>718379014
You ever wonder if her fez speaks to her like a green goblin mask

>>718379182
Oh right, I remember some events having an icon of their outfit next to the name of the event. I thought there was only one of each of those though.

>>718379014
New uma?

Ah THIS is the thread, not the Frieren one

>>718379517
dumbyon poster

>>718379550
Let me post my wife in piece since the game hates me and doesn't let me pull her

>>718379703
She's only 1 star...

>>718379703
She's a 1 star, you'll get jumpscared by her eventually

>>718379832
I KNOW, I don't understand my shit luck with her

>>718375364
You're reading it wrong

>>718369435
So do new scenarios have better rewards?
I also assume they are the main source of powercreep?

>>718380128
>So do new scenarios have better rewards?
Not exactly rewards, but new scenarios tend to give you better stats gain than the previous once you learn their mechanics. They do give rewards when you reach a sufficient high score though.
>I also assume they are the main source of powercreep?
Yep

It took me 40 or almost 50 pulls to get one copy of King Halo
I almost had to resort to turning Air Groove into a sprinter in order to do the Bakushin legend race a few weeks back

>>718379890
You gotta catch her

>golshi run
>creek and kita give their skills late or not at all
>golshi run
>creek and kita give their skills late or not at all
>naughty neicha run
>kita skill before the end of junior year

>>718369435
L'Arc if only for the soundtrack

>>718380710
Does Kita go in a debuffer deck?

>>718369435
>goes from here's the farming mode to
>NOW RACE A FUCKING ROBOT

>>718380930
I mean they've already raced against gods 3 scenarios prior.

>>718380891
Not really, I just put it in because I don't have many maxed wit cards, no resources to level more, and kita should at least help clearing career.

>>718369435
This feels like Inazuma tier of going against other low division twerps to now fight, gods, aliens and robots

>one of the prettiest girls in game
>named MR CBT
imagine telling people who your wife is

racing sneeds record spoilers like rice shower to make triple crown chases actually interesting otherwise it would just be stomp
MY FUARKING HERO

>>718380987
I'm jealous. I have 4 MLB wit cards and could have a 5th one.

>>718381052
And worst of all the Fr*nch

I didn't get the hype with the french race until i saw the concert with El Perro Caca singing her heart out about wanting to win that race

>>718381052
It's pretty varied to be honest
>URA
Beat big racing tournament
>Aoharu
Team battles
>MANT
Beat big racing tournament, group tourney style with a dash of non stop racing and uma abuse
>Grand Live
We idolmaster now
>Grand Master
Fight GODS (the simulated kind)
>LArc
Go to France and get your shit kicked in
>UAF
Sports other than racing exist in umaland?!
>Great Fatfuck Festival
We Farmville now (fuck this mode)
>Mechamusume
Help a cripple feel again by building and training a robot
>Twinkle Legends
Revive this grand event with the help of three of the biggest racing legends, also Ai is here to kick your shit in
>Design Your Island
We SimCity now but it's a deserted island

>join rando club
>was second member
>leader left
>another guy became leader
>lowest rank D
>11k
>number barely budged after being ranked
>a few members left shortly after
>fast forward till last week
>club rank started to go up
>now its 8k
???

>>718376287
Her story feel like a love story.
Wish they made a shojo anime in the uma universe.
Romance genre anime aré getting a lot worldwide.

>>718380891
>>718381259
Ok that was terrible, kita was overkill. I already had Tosho in for charming and one of the Trick skills, a second speed was just bad.

>>718381441
The island one specially but which one of this will give us our first look into the powercreep shitfest that are Über-stats?

>>718381545
I'm afraid Uma mafia wouldn't like this idea.

>>718381595
Don't remember which one but we get into full statsflation once they allow stats cap breaking.

People should NOT sleep on SR Wits Agnes Tachyon support. When maxed, it rivals Fine Motion and even Marvelous Sunday.

we're all gonna make it vros

i picked graded because i don't want to run in the spastic league

>>718382459
I still haven't picked my league but if enough non-whales go graded it shouldn't be that much of a problem right? Normal people outnumber whales right?

>>718382625
Just don't go to group A and you should be matched with your fellow casuals in group B.

>>718382625
should be fine if you have some decent B+ or As. the number of whales is pretty small

freaky diamond
also known as crazy diamond

>>718367841
>teio as uma representation
good

Guts update when? I have MLB Guts Nature, Mambo, and 2lb Doto.

>>718373263
look it this way, your nature will be actually nice

So this is where everyone's been, the lack of h*rse or u*a in the OP seems to have worked

>>718381441
I'm waiting for the clash of clans scenario, where we go to ireland and rebuild a fiefdom

>>718383563
shadowmere uma when?

>>718373263
i legit dont even have r rudolph xd

I finally finished watching Cinderella Gray
I didn't like it as much as the first arc
I miss Kitahara Jo as her Trainer, really wish he ended up back as her trainer sooner rather than later, i don't care for much about Roppei
It was really cute and comfy when she was with her old friends like Norn and March, it felt really like made no new friends when she's in the Tokyo Tracen, at least Belno was still there.
Oguri and Tamamo rivalry felt underbaked, they barely interacted before their race and the rivalry with March felt way more engaging

>waifu game
>all the best "girls" were male horses

The grind to have 3 aces for CM is slowly burning me out.