Thread 718365967

Well, /v/?

How do you wait a table? Does it have a timer?

that table must smell fucking insane
gimme the million

i have no idea who these people are so fork over the million

>>718365967 (OP)
Where do I pick up my million?

>>718366007
No, have you seen beauty and the beast?

1 milly, easily

1 million dollars to kill these people, their ankles are handcuffed and you have a hammer. do you do it /v/? how do you feel morally after?

>>718366765
So long as there's no legal consequences I'm up for it

>>718365967 (OP)
Where's my million dollars fuckhead?

>>718366765
Not the heckin Wongerino

>wait table
For one, they are all nonwhite so they wouldn't tip. For two, why the fuck would anyone choose this? Based on their races, I assume these are professional button masher of the Snoytranny persuasion. I'd be hard pressed to think of a group I'd want to interact with less.

>>718366142
Yeah, and that table was definitely enchanted, not some Applebee’s 2-top. Lumiere hits you with vibes and appetizers, not passive-aggressive sighs.

>>718366864
>muh tip

>>718366765
you mean all this time i could have been getting paid?

>>718366765
I dont even know who those people are so I'm not motivated to murder.

>>718365967 (OP)
Is that Joji?

>>718365967 (OP)
I'm already a multimillionaire, so pass

>>718366765
I only have to pay 1 million dollars!?

>>718365967 (OP)
i'd pay a million dollars to bomb that table

>>718366971
get back to work on your new game, notch

>>718365967 (OP)
Really hard choice, given that I have no idea who any of these people are... I'll take the money.

>>718365967 (OP)
who the fuck are the niggers?
they all look the same if you ask me

>>718366898
So the choice being asked here is you wait on that table to turn back into a hot chick, or you take a million.

>>718366864
>>718366930
I just remember the far right rip off version of waiting a table for trump, musk and some other right wing billionaires on epstein's list or getting 5 or 10 million.
And you had actual suckers saying they'd wait the table.
You'd be lucky to get a tip at all.

>>718365967 (OP)
I don't know who any of those people are, I'll take the money.

>>718365967 (OP)
OP you kinda gay and cuck for thinking of ever serving another man, much more for lusting over the idea of sucking the cock of these literal who's

>>718365967 (OP)
A bunch of fighting game fags? So you can say you say you served a bunch of literally who esports guys? People would turn down a 1 million bucks to say yeah, "Justin Wong that dude REALLT loves diet coke."

>>718366765
You think a hammer will be able to stop this from destroying you and stealing your girlfriend at the same time?

>>718365967 (OP)
Give me the money.

>>718367975
What is this homeless man doing in the lobby of this convention center?

>>718365967 (OP)
I would shit in their food and then quit so I would still get the money. ez.

>>718365967 (OP)
hell, I'd take 5 dollars

>>718365967 (OP)
a bunch of smelly fgc players and kendrick

>>718366864
That only applies to blacks. Stereotyping,
>asians conform to what is socially acceptable
>spics, are usually very low or very high
>Paki/indian are almost always fine, they also fit the asian mold of conformity
I can't say I've ran into a saudi. The absolute worst are college kids and hospital workers (and of course, the blacks). I can't say it has happened much but I've seen 3 people with visible nazi related tattoos and they were all super nice and tipped well (probably doesn't hurt that I am white). Did this for 4 years.

>>718368987
not a single positive reply
yeah OP you mad

>>718365967 (OP)
He was excluded why?

>>718365967 (OP)
WONG OUT

>>718369742
eats all ze food

I chose to wait the table, then I operation Valkyrie style plant a bomb under the table and kill all these fat cretins

>>718365967 (OP)
The goat tower

literally whom?