Thread 718369637

>>718369637 (OP)
>Mom, what are you doing at my house?

My mom avoids coming in my room. Sometimes she'll hand me clothes without coming into my room like, tossing my clothes into my room from around the corner like she's throwing a grenade around a corner without looking.

>>718369637 (OP)
>are you not gonna rape that corpse?
>your father would had tapped that, im very dissaspointed of you.
or something similiar.

Go on Anon, finish what you've started. I'm waiting.

>>718369637 (OP)
>mom walks out
>mom walks in
>she shakes it all about

>>718371042
Is this what family is like in Romania?

>>718369637 (OP)
I don't remember the game having gibs like that. Is that a mod, an update, or am I just remembering wrong?

>>718369637 (OP)
you would only feel guilty or make this thread if you have already a gore kink.

>>718370976
Why?

>>718372462
I don't know. I have a vague sense she is disappointed in me, but she is always nice and talks about stuff with me, so idk. I think she just doesn't wanna take a chance of seeing me do something weird

>>718372284
unmodded
you should look down at the corpses you decapitate more often

>>718372558
>>718372070

>>718370976
>>718372462
She's 100% already caught him jerking off or doing something as uncomfortable and OP didn't even notice.
>>718369637 (OP)
stop living with your mom or at least lock the door.

Why would I let my mom enter my house

>>718369637 (OP)
We're all in our thirties here, no one lives with his mom anymore.

>>718374306
haha, y-yeah

>>718370976
she knows what that smell is

>>718374306
Jokes on you, I'm in my 40s and moved back in because it's cheaper and we're about to get hit with Great Depression 2, electric boogaloo so might as well get prepped now rather than with your pants down.

What you should be stating is no one here is in a functional romantic relationship with the opposite sex, or same sex. If you are, you're a normalfag, why are you still here?

>>718374306
right...

>>718369637 (OP)
>mom
Must be nice.

>>718372462
>>718372538
>>718370976
she's a good mum.
I can't tell you how annoying it is to have people hanging around in your room. rooms are for privacy.
if you ever have kids never Loiter in their room or door way. even if they appear to be patient with you, the whole time they're thinking;
>GET OUT OF MY ROOM
>GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!
>GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM YOU CUNT!!

>>718376268
But then you'll never see them because teens either sit in their room or go outside somewhere, and you will feel extremely lonely and it's like you don't even have a child anymore and it's not like you have a lot of time to spend together before he/she leaves forever only to visit you once or twice per year at best.

>>718376392
1. you call them out of their room
2. with the price of housing they'll be there til their late 30s.

>>718375853
>why are you still here?
sometimes the jokes are good

>>718376268
>GO THE THE BATHROOM, YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF

>>718369637 (OP)
Mom? You're alive?

>>718369637 (OP)
Brrak off the head and all the other limbs too and send it back to her gang.

when i got my first VR headset (Quest 1) my mum was really interested in it, she had fun with some of the physics toy stuff on it, then i hooked it up to my PC and decided to show her Blade & Sorcery
i've never seen a more disinterested and mildly disgusted look than the one she gave me after watching me stab and dismember a bunch of half-naked women in VR

>>718369637 (OP)
>mom walks in
why do you think she kicked me out in the first place?

>>718369637 (OP)
mom would wish you were playing nortubel instead

>>718374306
Unironically is 37 too old to be living with my mom?

>>718374306
i moved out when i was 18 and moved back at 31

grim

>>718380124
no if you make yourself useful

>>718374306
Why do people celebrate destroying the family household is beyond me. Living with your parents is totally fine, just don't be a moocher.

>>718380181
Honestly if your relationship with your parents is healthy thats the best bet right now. No need to be proud when rent is as retarded as it is.

>>718369637 (OP)
My mom walked in on me watching some bikini model contest, and seemed happy. In retrospect she probably thought I was gay until that point.

>>718374306
I'm 35 and have never stopped living with my parents

>>718380439
You should have your own family by your thirties

>>718374306
My mom lives with me.

>>718374306
Hhaha right...

>>718371159
>town rapist

>>718372538
why would she be disappointed in you?

>>718374306
what if i live alone but in an apartment that belong to my parents? does this count as living with your parents?

>>718369637 (OP)
why do Black men have such fat asses?

>>718369637 (OP)
>gore is okay, in fact gore is good according to visa and mastercard. it's just sex that's banned. i hope you don't have sex stuff son, or we will send you to israel
she said that
wtf mom???

>>718376268
in your parents house your room is not for your privacy, its to contain you
you dont own your room, you own nothing, everything you have is a gift until you get it through your effort
entitled little bitch

>>718382995
What game?

>>718380734
>mfw mom always told me she would accept me even if i was gay or something
>bring some bitch back home one day and fuck her silly, mom certainly could hear the moans
>mom is clearly super giga happy the next day

>>718369637 (OP)
>monitor viewable from door
Ishiggydiggy

>playing disgaea, name my priestess after my mom
>she barges in to clean, i happen to have healers stat page up
>"wow anon, did you name her after me?"
>"n-no, get out of my room!"
how did she know

>>718380439
boomers had it so good they could fuck off anywhere they wanted and put down roots with random work for a house and wife and kids so not doing so was seen as a red flag by them. they also didnt want "lazy freeloader" kids who mooched off the boomer's "hard work" (incredible good fortune and circumstance to be born in that period of time) so out at 18 you go

>ecto buy orders are almost exactly the same price as sell orders
i feel partially responsible for this

>>718374306
I got a job and moved out in my early 20's so you are correct

>>718372462
She walked in on him ummm "anally experimenting" and never wanted to see that again

>>718383713
>Dragon's Dogma
>name and model my main pawn after current GF
>break up less than month later
>Dragon's Dogma 2
>name and model my main pawn after current GF
>ask her what class she wants to be
>she's flattered
>showers me in affection every day
>can't see myself living life without her
I'm gonna make it, /v/ros

>>718383257
*chirp*

>>718370976
How smelly is your room? Alternatively how many times has she walked in in you beating off?

> mum walks into my room in 2010
> during the height of MLP shit that I got sucked into like a fag

>>718386985
NTA but growing up my brother's room had its own ecosystem. It was so alien to the rest of the house that our dog would actively choose to shit/piss in his room. He(the dog & my brother too) were treated so well by the entire family that it's hard to fathom. My only guess is that my brother was such a gooner(has a mistress that his gf is aware of now) that it created it's own biosphere that was so different that the family dog was confused/threatened enough to mark it as "ours". Don't get me wrong, I fucking love my brother, but I cannot abide his level of gooning. If his gf isn't enough why seek "more"?

>>718386082
>mweep

>>718369637 (OP)
No but for real why the fuck would you ever have your setup facing a wall with your door behind you?

>>718387596
This tbqh

>>718380124
at that age you should start taking care of your parents

>>718387596
Because my little brother lost his bedroom door privileges due to Diablo 2 and World of Warcraft addiction.
>not being able to hear your Dad's footsteps
Shouldn't have expected much considering zoomers and alphaggots don't know who their dads are.

>>718380734
i'm not interested in relationships because i hate interacting with people and avoid it like that plague. I also don't stare at random women in the street (i'm literally the only guy i know who doesn't do this) so my friends suspected i was gay, i had to show them my porn folder to prove i'm straight. I also forcing myself to stare at women's asses and making comments so they can fuck off.

>>718374306
i am 22 and recently moved back in to live with my mom...

>>718369637 (OP)
"good job son, white power"

>>718375853
>Spent my 20s living with my girlfriend.
>Shit went tits up and this entire country's economy got jeeted.
>I'm 30 now and moved back into my mom's basement, working a full time job.
I love my life.

>>718388007
>Diablo 2 and World of Warcraft
That was 25 years ago. You have your own place now, right?
>lost his bedroom door privileges
So he is forced to have his back to the door? I don't get it

>>718370976
maybe you should wash your own clothes lazy baby.

when I was a kid my mom got me whatever violent game I wanted as long as my grades were good

>>718380818
same, I will only stop after they (or me) die

someone have that manhunt death animations webm? i have misplaced it

>>718388390
It means his parants unhinged his door and it's an open room. he has to masturbate in the shower

>>718388528
I know what it means, it doesn't explain why'd you have your back to the door though

>>718374306
rent is like 3000 a month, you guys do make 290k/year r-right?

>>718380818
you must be rich. I'd have a shit ton of cash stored up from an 80 hour job not having to pay bills...... you're a basement dwelling NEET aren't you?

>>718388607
yeah I'm not sure about that either.

>>718388661
>damnit Jim

>>718374592
i-is that cum?
sauce pls

>>718388834
>you're under arrest for the murder of shinzo Abe. surrender now!

>>718388642
Weird projection but no, I have a job. I'm not rich because I spend the money I earn since I won't be needing to buy a house after my mother dies.

>>718388661
This is why you beat your wife.

>>718388970
so you're a leech. not cool man.

>>718389026
it is what it is

>>718389065
I love my parents but I got the fuck out as soon as I could. I can't stand living with other people

>>718389026
>Y-you just need to wage slave like me, you can't be in a good position because you... you just can't!
LMAO.

>>718389118
anon already said he has a job

>>718389065
I'm not able to take advantage of other people especially the ones I love. I wouldn't have it in me

>>718389291
ok

>>718389318
I'm not saying it's wrong to still live with your parents. I'm just saying if I did I'd use that opportunity to invest and get super rich

>>718389391
>Lose your investment.
>End up broke and living with mommy anyway, like most "think like a brilliant" investors.
Oh, you're a retard too.

>>718389391
>I'm not saying it's wrong to still live with your parents
you are as transparent as disingenuous and your attempts are making me feel bad about my situation will be ignored

>>718374306
I'm actually not living with my parents but they pay for my rent which is just as bad

>>718370976
Your mom is just being tactical. FLASH BANG THROUGH THE DOOR!

>>718388674
>>718388390
It means you never grew up with a father. Any sort of suspicion invites shame. And bringing shame upon your Dad, public or private, is your shame as well as shame on the entire family. Hard to expect Gen Z, A or even most Millennials to understand.

I live my mother because she cried and begged me to stay when I was going to move out. Yet she didn't make a big deal at all when my little sister moved out. It really pissed me off. One of my friends said it's some sort of weird reverse oedipal complex where I'm filling in the masculine role of my father or something. I dont fucking know but it's annoying.

>>718374306
my dad and my sister moved out of the house and i accidentally became the defacto owner

>>718389868
>Muh shame.
Are you a Chink, or do you think life is anime? We don't do filial piety in the USA and basically never have. Also, you're forgetting boomers. You know, the entire generation that told mommy and daddy from the Greatest Generation "fuck you, fascist" and went to go be filthy hippies? I, for one, grew up without a dad because he died.

>>718390134
Are you >>718389980 and >>718390061? Because that makes sense. Your dad failed you. Your dad abandoned you. Your mother latched onto you because you were the only "masculine" influence left. Your little sister was allowed to move out because she doesn't and never will understand what it takes to be not just a man but a patriarch of a family. And I'm confident to wager you don't either.

>>718390395
no, those aren't me. i'm >>718390061
dad moved out because of a job when i was 25

>>718383384
I think it's First Descendant

>>718390395
No, >>718389980 is my first post itt.

>>718390395
Nice projection, you're autistic and I'm not reading your anime honor bullshit, retard faggot-kun.

>>718389980
I'm in a similar position but her house is a total bachelor pad so really I have no complaints beyond the bedroom eyes I occasionally get

>>718369637 (OP)
>woah hello anon's mom you look beautiful today!

>>718374306
I'm 30+ but I'm a third worlder, living alone is out of the question unless I want to live hand to mouth for the rest of my life

>>718389868
Losing door privileges means he didn't have a father? I don't think you can draw that conclusion. In fact I'd guess he does have a father.

>>718374306
My parents are dead. Moved out when I was 20. Been on my own since. Turns out life is fucking hard guys, can't just shitpost all day without a job and expect to live.

>>718390474
>dad moved out because of a job when i was 25
And you became the defacto patriarch in their absense. DO NOT let them down. Seriously.
>>718390558
Then you have a responsibility few(a rising number in today's age) have. You are your family's patriarch. You alone have the responsibility of maintaining your family's name. You and (You) alone are now responsible for your family's financial and domestic welfare. Unless you can a new partner for your mom, you and you alone are in charge.
>>718390590
Then you are complicit in the degradation of Western Civilization. Seriously. Take it from me. I'm almost 40 and my family has lost nearly everything because none of my brothers took this shit seriously. Myself included. COVID FUCKED us. We went from a multi-business, future guaranteed family to nearly nothing because of COVID regulations. Do you want what your parents, grandparents and great grandparents built to mean nothing? Then keep being a "not my fault" faggot. Boomers fucked us. That's not up to debate. But unless you want to live in a future that is a rapefest of jeets and muslims then you better lock in. Don't believe me? Almost every Western European demographic will be overtaken in the US vs their respective homelands in Europe. In 2-4 generations there will be more ethnic Germans in the US than Germany. England and Scandinavia have already been surpassed.

>>718383713
If I name a character like my ma, she would ask why I used such an ugly name

>>718391775
bro i'm in my mid 30s and my partner lives with me
what the fuck can i do to let them down

>>718388661
why do women hate when men have fun by themselves?

>>718391775
>You and (You) alone are now responsible for your family's financial and domestic welfare.
Yeah, I guess that's it. I'm 31 anyway so as much as I'd enjoy living by myself, is there really a point now anyway

>>718373448
NTA but i'm fairly certain my entire family has "caught" me crankin the hog multiple times and never brought it up. my sister is the only one I think who hasn't because she actually always fucking knocked and understood privacy.
my mother a few times would just open doors to different places without knocking, saying anything, or making any noise, just to "check up" on me and I would tell her its a bad idea, she would stop doing it very quickly as she would see me jerking off and realize that yeah she didn't want to see that.

it isn't my problem and idgaf, but none of them have ever brought it up or mentioned anything about it so anon must have really done some shit to make his mother afraid to even look into the room.

>>718388661
fuck boomers

>>718374306
Moved out of my mom's house out at 27. Lived alone for five years. Just moved in with my gf in a new apartment. We had sex twice yesterday.

>>718392148
>so as much as I'd enjoy living by myself, is there really a point now anyway
You answered your own question. The fact that you'd enjoy it is the point. It isn't your responsibility that your mother is trying to replace your father with you. You deserve to live your own life

>>718391910
this woman is clearly smirking

>>718391910
The look women give me when I flirt with nerdy girls in public

>>718374306
I still do
last year between renters at one of their other places my mum asked me if I wanted to move into it (rent free obv) but I told her no, wtf am I going to do by myself living in a 4 bedroom house? just waste the money on extra bills for no reason.

shes really trying to push me to have some more grandchildren for her as my siblings haven't given her enough, sorry mum but I cheat on my girlfriend by seeing hookers and have no interest in settling down with her, you wont be seeing any for a good while if ever.

>>718392461
Cringe

My brother is in his mid-20s and makes just under 100k a year, yet he still lives at home for some reason. He's always been a very shy person, so I can understand the hesitancy to move out to some extent, but he frequently gets into heated arguments with my mom. Like, he'll call her a bitch and whatnot and just tear her apart with insults. This happens every weekend and I always have to hang out in a parking lot for a couple of hours before things cool down. I wish my brother would just find a girlfriend and fuck off.

>>718392717
I hope you're the younger brother. Because if you're big bro and you're letting him get away with all this shit you fucked up.

>>718392717
so he is winning these arguments?

Did you mom ever caught you jerking off?

>>718393063
Yeah. And the funny thing is I made a bigger deal than she did.
>Oh. Sorry. *closes door*
>WHAT THE FUCK MOM???
And then later i brought it up again and said don't enter unannounced. And she just said, "lol okay". Whole vibe I got from her is that she didn't care or make it weird. I did.

>>718393063
Yes, once, I got home early one day and forgot to lock my door. I just had time to close my browser window before dhe walked in on me naked.

Good thing I closed it too, because I was beating it to horse pussy at the time.

>>718374306
I dont live with my mom but im 31 and moved in with my grandma because she had a stroke and my dad also died living with her, I have to help her do chores and walk around the house and cook for her. But also, I completely ran out of money looking for a new job when my rent was so high

>>718391890
Hopefully nothing. Hopefully you're able to provide a stable life for you both. Try to buy domestic in all your purchases. You have my blessings.
>>718392148
>is there really a point now anyway
Of course there is. Give your mother and/or father the retirement they deserve if you can. Keyword "Deserve". Don't give up. Work towards your peace. If your peace is playing vidya until death, then go for it. If you want to have a family of your own then work towards that. Tangential blames are just that. Tangential. Yes, the boomers fucked us. But we can't just roll over and give up. We don't get to choose the hand we are dealt. The only real choice we're given is what to do with the hand that's dealt to us. Doesn't matter if it's a Full House, Royal Flush or a pair of nothing. Life isn't about (You). It's about continuing life. And if you think you have lesson to impart, something that will improve humanity, then you damn well better keep striving. Pass your message on.

>>718369637 (OP)
She'd call me a retarded faggot for playing that piece of shit game.

>>718380124
yeah, unless you have some condition where you need someone to take care of you constantly being a NEET doesn't count btw

>>718393264
She knew what you were doibg andjust wanted anexcuse to see your rod.

>>718393580
My mother isn't like that

>>718392717
Calle out his shitty attitude and that insulting like that is what a little kid trying to be cool would do.

why are we having a mom thread on monday morning

>>718392197
boomers: *invented or improved everything you own*
you: fuck you

>>718374306
I'm 35, live with my mom and we live off her pension. I'm a complete failure.

>>718370976
like this?

>>718369637 (OP)
>mom walks in

>>718394978
>no humans were harmed
how did he do that?

>>718393905
Sorry, anon, but your mom has had sex countless times. She has definitely thought forbidden thoughts.

>>718394978
holy shit how do you even survive something like that

>>718393063
No but she caught my porn (I forgot to close it before leaving).
She mentioned women doesn't have breasts that big.

>>718374306
i got a job and moved out for part time uni 2 months after finishing high school

>>718394978
did this place miss their monthly extortion fee to the cartel or something

>>718374306
I have a full time job and I live with my parents because the house is too big for them.

>>718394978
>That asshole that runs away but don't even yell about It.
I,m sure that if you ask him why, he Will say is not his problem. True low life.

>>718394978
Is that really a frag grenade? The damage seems low

>>718394978
That one guy in the top right of the screen who noticed and didn't shout "grenade!" or something to that effect is a dick

>>718394978
why are hispanics so addicted to murder?

>>718396845
The mexican cartel is unironically a satanic cult. They're literally evil. Not dirty businessmen like say, mobsters or something. They are cartoonishly evil.

I’d be a serial corpse fucker in cyberpunk tbqh

>mom walks in
>pffftbbhth
>not yet

>>718370976
Women can tell after you've jacked it by smell. Whores can't smell it though since they've became desensitized to it. At least this means your mom isn't a ho.

>>718396845
Not only do Central and South Americans have killing inscribed in their DNA by their native ancestors, but you'd also have to have been equally as bloodthirsty to be a successful conquistador. In short, Latams are the pit bulls of the world.

I remember crucifying a nigger in garry's mod in 2008
and then mom walked in

>>718370976
Your room stenches of sweat and semen.

>>718374306
When I was 35 after my father died I moved in back with my mother for 2 years until she could function again.

>>718400378
FULLY

>>718383257
Someone's going to a nursing home

>>718397460
The world doesn't revolve around you Abrahamists. These niggas were doing ritual sacrifice before they even heard of your god.

>>718394671
I don't own anything though

>>718400906
are you bragging about how evil your fellow brownoids are, phonefaggot?

>>718374306
You'd be surprised how many sad neets live here

>>718374306
>34
>Going to pay my final mortgage payment on house this December

feels good man

>>718374306
Haha yeah...

>>718374306
>29
>since i turned 19 or so, my city's housing market had a goldrush with boomers and foreign investors buying up apartments for airbnbs
I'm about to fucking snap.

>>718369637 (OP)
I have an amutee fetish and I probably spent at least an hour trying to cut different NPCs in an attractive way, but the engine is sora fucked and I'd accidentally cut off too much or straight up their head.
In the end it was all for nothing because I'm not into gore or corpses and it was just a thing I did because my autism compelled me to do. Oh well...
Also, I will never forgive them for teasing two amputation related braindances, letting you straight up purchase them, but there still not being an option to watch them.
All purchasable BDs should've had at least one cutscene.

>>718401930
Hey similar boat. I'll be free and clear just in time for my second kid. I gotta be honest, though. I've been skimping on my savings since my parents told me I'd be their sole inheritor in order to get it paid off this early, so in a way I'm still living off my mom's generosity.

>>718395131
>No mom, for the last time, I'm not gay, this is a straight sex scene, I swear!
>Honey, it's okay, you don't have to lie to me, I accept you for who you are. Even if you enjoy watching two men having sex.

>>718392181
same, the fuck is your business just walking into my room at 1 am for some non sense bs

>>718400782
does anyone have the webm

>>718386287
Based. I did this with my wife. She would check my progress every few days and see how her pawn was rated by others and ask what adventures she had.

>>718374306
Jokes on you, i moved back in after I lost my house when I got cancer.

Pray for me bros.

>>718387596
Too much glare and I hate blackout curtains. Besides, I'm an adult and I have a bolt lock in my door, whenever I'm feeling horny or want to watch some weird shit, I wait until everyone goes to bed and lock my door up.

>>718388881
>Tell them to fuck and have kids
>Get murdered
Fucking gooks.

>>718400386
you are a good son

>>718401142
No, I'm just contesting the idea that it's "satanic". Satan is a pussy compared to Quetzalcoatl.

I like to imagine that my Fem-V is like a spiritual Animals gang-member. She acts aggressive and bludgeons people with her fists

>>718404201
you faggots get pedantic over the weirdest things

>>718369637 (OP)
My mom used to think GTA san Andreas was the most outrageous game ever made. I can only imagine what she'd think about cyberpunk. She'd probably faint looking at one of the Bottoms Up ads.

>>718405573
does she also have a giant futa cock

>>718402721
Honestly man, that's just smart planning. If the inheritance is a sure thing and your parents gave the greenlight, you're just optimizing your timeline. Getting the house done before your second kid shows you’ve got your priorities straight. Options open up real fast once you’re not chained to a mortgage. Just don’t slack on the emergency fund, though-kids have a sixth sense for when you’re financially vulnerable.

>>718404201
>>718400906
Well, whatever you wanna call it, those guys are evil. Most organized criminals, while disgusting and harmful, are ultimately just in a business. The Yakuza for example, do not take pleasure in what they do. It's just part of the business. These cartel niggas however are different. They are sadistic and cartoonishly evil

>>718394978
that kind of looks like a real grenade but there's no way it is, those guys wouldn't have legs at all

>>718400378
every time i see this, my first thought isn't 'cervix' but 'dog penis'

>>718404201
quetzalcoatl was invented by natives after french jesuits explained satan to them and how he was the reason they were full of sin
so they misheard it as "full of skin" and made the flayed lord because he's also satan and quetzalcoatl and he has no skin and that's why being full of skin makes you get dragged down to hell on a giant bird (quetzalcoatl)
read a book sometime nigga damn

>>718383257
you don't have kids, virgin

>>718405573
Are you me? My V is the exact same, only because my last V was a broken hacker man that basically killed everyone by hacking into a vending machine.

>>718370976
Your mom hates you, understandable, they mock your existence

>>718369637 (OP)
Mom?! You're alive? Dad is not gonna like this.

>>718374306
Lmao, good one

>>718380124
Na bro, you good

>>718388661
I am dying

>>718380124
Only if you're freeloading. Pay rent and make it so your mom can actually retire and not be your problem when she's old.

>>718407512
i called an ambulance, they're asking where you are

>>718401930
>>718402721

>>718403591
Good luck champ

>>718372070
You can literally shoot a dudes arm off and force him to switch to a one handed gun. You weren't paying attention.

>>718406275
Skin and Sin don't rhyme in French retard.

>>718393063
She probably did, but never let me know

>>718400782
why did he do it?

>>718407949
trap sprung, québécois retard
go give more money to ubisoft

>>718396354
>>718406139
you retards, frag grenades are not high explosives
they are FRAGMENTATION grenades, they explode and do damage by ejecting shrapnel in all directions, it doesn't blow your limbs off unless you literally were right on top of it
it's not C4 or a rocket

>>718408141
/v/irgins don't know shit about weapons and explosives IRL. You should've seen people sperging out over the fact that RPGs in bf6 don't have a huge explosion radius.

>>718408309
sometimes I feel like I should have just joined the military instead of being a NEET for 10 years

>>718370976
this is an 18+ website and board sir

>>718408141
yeah I'm aware but i'd assume that at this range a frag would have incapacitated everyone in the building that wasn't behind the counter so my first thought went to a flashbang because I've heard that if one explodes right on top of you they can maim you really fucking hard with the blast

>>718406275
Shieeet man you're right, I concede

>>718372538
this is the best you can hope for. she's given up on you and will die with a great sadness and vague regret like she failed you somehow, but has decided to keep loving you despite the fact you are a cosmic disappointment

>>718407739
Thanks man, seriously

>>718408592
>yeah I'm aware
>i'd assume that at this range a frag would have incapacitated everyone in the building
you are not aware

>>718403591
good luck man

>>718380124
Unless she or you needs medical assistance/help with everyday tasks, yes.

One time I wanked in the car during a road trip with family in the backseat under a blanket. They caught me bros. Cum smells. I borrowed a sexy anime girl videogame magazine my cousins had and I was a horny 13 yr old.

>>718409784
nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Apparently even if you are a huge loser or repulsive a girl will eventually try to court you. I've seen really dumb manlets get gfs that approached them. You just need to have a job that puts you around women.

>>718409784
this is why parents tell their kids to go to the toilet before a road trip

>>718382941
not really, depends on if they discount the rent and how much.

>>718369637 (OP)
holy shit this is pretty good in terms of body dismemberment. i thought that cyberpunk would just have lame shit like just cutting off the head like in rockstar gaems.
might have to check it out now

>>718410154
the monowire slices people up. they even show it in anime where they completely rip off that japanese dudes arm off.

>>718380996
XD you dont have one?

>>718410154
might be off topic but what are some games with actually good body mangling systems (3d)? manhunt 2 is the closest i think we've ever gotten with it's amazing motion captures, but there's no actual texture difference in mutilated bodies except blood splattered all over.

>>718409784
same but i jerked off on an airplane to a girl who was sitting right next to me. im pretty sure she noticed but she didnt say anything. only difference is that i was flying alone without parents.

>>718375853
Im sperg and i love edgy shit, i have only my gf . Also being alone is much more normalfag than you think

>>718369637 (OP)
>my son's playing a game called CP again, Sheriff

>>718388639
>3000 a month
For what, in what city? Where I live that would get you a pretty nice two bedroom in a good area with; a parking space, in unit laundry, an exercise room, party room with a view, and maybe a pool.

>>718409784
Oh shit oh fuck.

>>718388661
Many men never truly grow up. We just age and decay while making a jest out of everything. Honestly, I'm fine with it, but it's hard to hide that Susie, the neighbor's daughter 19yo big tittied fuckmeat, makes me diamond at 36.

>>718390061
>no one else is here
>guess I own it now
not according to the bank/state, you're a caretaker at best. Unless your name is on the deed you don't own shit.

>>718410943
rent is that high unless you want to live near you know whats.

>>718411358
Or you could live in a country that didn't enslave people for 200 years

>>718405697
No, he's right, the devil is evil because he was wronged more or less, the average hispanic god demands ritual sacrifices just to appease him, and he sees it as completely normal, an obligation people have. They're evil on a completely different level.

>>718411296
how does that saying go? possession is nine thenths of ownership or something like that

>>718411296
i pay for every single bill and have done so for like, 7 years now. not only am i in good terms with my father from whom i will inherit the property, i could also argue the case in court that i am the de facto owner if i really wanted to. our laws regarding situations like this are very pro-person who occupies and pays for the property

>>718371136
>mom does the Hokey Pokey and turns herself around
>that's what it's all about

>>718411647
>in good terms with my father from whom i will inherit the property
happy to hear that you two get along, but clearly your dad is the owner. The laws that are favorable to renters don't just transfer ownership because they "pay all the bills".

It costs $6000 a month for a sick old person to stay in a facility after they are too sick to live alone. That eats up most people's money.

>>718394978
Where the heck do people get grenades?

>>718409784
Literally just pinch your foreskin as you cum.

>>718412459
They get them through incompetence and corruption in badly run military armories.

>>718412459
Sometimes, as easy as from the army. They bribe officers or steal armaments. They also import from other countries. I imagine Mexico have it easy with the US so close.

>>718412186
i don't live in the US; we literally have laws that say that if the owner leaves a property for someone else to take care of and pay dues for an uninterrupted period of time (i think it's like 5-8 years), that person can sue the owner to take the property for themselves.
there's a bunch of legal gotchas involved as you can imagine but it's a thing. it's essentially a law to prevent owners from abandoning their properties.

>>718394978
BROUGHT YOU MONKEYS SOME COCONUTS FROM QUENTIN

>>718412908
>foreskin

i sure hope you americans can abandon that weird practise of mutilating your newborn sons

>>718369637 (OP)
>mom walks in

>>718413995
>at least he's not gay

>>718414121
>it's worse, he's a racemixer

>>718413980
t. chronic masturbator

>>718370976
probably because you are a 30 year old NEET loser disappointment and she can barely stand you.

>>718414424
you forgot the meme arrow, so that makes you the chronic masturbater. check mate, anon.

>>718370976
do you not wash your own clothes you fucking manchild?

>>718383110
made for BWC

>>718371042
what kind of rancid degenerate mother do you have that speaks like this?

>>718370976
My mom will be specifically go to my room to come.

>>718369637 (OP)
>>718370976
I was hungover one day that I couldn't get out of bed so I texted my mum to bring me a glass of water. My aunt knocked on my door and I had to keep insisting her to hand it to me like she REALLY didn't want to open my door and enter my room herself. She opened the door and held the glass in the gap as if she didn't want to look inside.

My room is quite small I fap everyday usually for an hour at least so maybe it just smells.

>>718408907
I feel like this is my mom. She seems to have some deep seeded regret about keeping me from joining a coding program in high school that could've jump started my college career since it was credited. Haven't had an interest in school since then, but in reality I just lack discipline. I really need to get my ass back to school.

>>718410306
>the monowire
imagine fighting with a dental floss

>>718412908
the mutilated mutt does not know that during erection the foreskin pulls back and you can't pinch it

>>718374306
y-yeah

>>718374306
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>718414727
do you get off to writing insanely embarrassing shit about yourself on an anonymous imageboard?

>>718414961
he probably does have foreskin its just that he has phimosis and/or a micropenis so he jerks off with an erection without the foreskin pulling back. yes, there are retards that go through their lives thinking this is normal.

nah yeh wuhdahel

>>718414802
mexican cartel use barbed wire which is like the primitive version of monowire.

There was one time I was reading Kagetsu Tohya, when my sister entered my room to talk about something, it turns out I was 2 clicks away from starting a "sex scene" with Len, good thing I didn't advance the dialogue while she was there

>>718374306
Imagine being able to afford rent, I make good money and I lost my last chance in 2023, the average rent is above the average wage

>>718380124
It's all good as long as you're contributing, it's only when you're a leech that it sucks

>>718374306
In this economy, its not uncommon to be married with 2 kids and still live with boomer parents simply because they own a 5 bedroom home.

>>718416109
i entertain my family with funny greentext stories i read on 4chan

>>718374306
Everything is expensive and I don't want to pay the rent jew.

>>718389868
So what you're telling us is you lived with abusive parents and some grifter told you that was a good thing you should be proud of.

>>718417020
at least you didn't watch the modern kajiit vid

>>718415219
how is this embarassing

>>718413860
Fuckin kike

>>718383257
Your parents abused you mentally, physically, and most likely sexually.

>>718418129
I wish that were me

>>718412459
military surplus bro

>>718418472
Bruuuhhhh

>>718374306
I take care of my grandmother.

>>718417020
What did Sierra mean by this?

>>718414485
I'm only 21 actually

>big sisters boyfriend burns me a copy of manhunt
>mom walks in
>execute a guy with a plastic bag
>thats cool t. mom
>sits down and watches me play
>execute a guy with a glass shard
>thats too much t. mom
>leaves the room
???

>>718374306
heh, y-yep

>>718415219
>he doesn't larp as a neckbeard supreme on 4chan's /v/ - The Vidya for shits and giggles

>>718374306
MOOOOM THEY'RE TALKING SHIT ABOUT US ONLINE AGAIN!
MOOOM YOU HAVE TO COME READ THIS

>>718370976
yeah

>>718370976
kek
she knows

resist all the urges that make you want to go out and kill

>>718414727
>hungover
your room smelled of metabolized ethanol

>>718414727
yeah. she knew.

>>718414727
god it fucking fucks with me when they just go into my room without permission. seriously fuck off

yes im a fuckin sick little monkey. i know it. dont rub it in my fuckin face please

>>718376523
nuh yeh

>>718383257
BASED
faggy little millennials and zoom zooms seething at you true dadchad energy

first time i realized you could smell cum was actually at work. worked at a ups store, a small one. the boss was a fag. hardcore. one time some dude just threw a fucking mail package from the goddamn door into the back room, we werent sure how to react, was it a fucking bomb, anthrax? motherfucking what? it had the bosses name on the package. he was in the toilet. when he came out, he saw the package, opened it and laughed.

leather cuffs. leather bondage daddy gear. he was drunk at the last mardi gra and accidently ordered some leather cuffs, stealth wallet shit, and the guy just fucking tossed that shit from the fucking doorway, over the desk and into the fucking backroom.

anyways he told us once he had an employee who jerked off in the bathroom in the store, he walked in after, smelt it, and almost fired the dude on the spot. thats when i realized you could smell that shit.

>>718411396
so pretty much Daedra

>>718400386
What were those 2 years like?

>>718374306
YOU VIL HAVE NOTHING AND YOU VIL BE HAPPY

>>718400386
im literally moving halfway around the fucking world to stay with my parents at the end of this month. just because of that. its just easier if im in the same state they are. so when they move continents, so do i.

>>718400378
>>718406217
>thank you for your cervix
>leaves

>>718370854
Don't your parents have keys to your house? Idk how weird it is, but I got keys to all my relatives house, just like they do for mine. Tho that's essentially for emergencies.

>>718394817
The State and this world economy is a failure, just remember every day the things they taken from you.

>>718422785
we just leave our back porch door unlocked. if you know us, you know thats always unlocked, and you just go in that way.

>>718394978
400xp double kill
100xp grenade kill
200xp demolisher

man, I miss battlefield 6

>>718374306
man the replies to this is grim

>>718394817
>cant live off of grandmas pension anymore
>she has to start working

>>718374306
my mom started the process to kick me out through a court order when i was in my last year of high school, because she found a boyfriend and i was in the way
the process took a while, and i managed to get into uni before its conclusion. the entire trial can be summarized by loosely quoting the closing words of the female judge, it was something like
>you're an adult now, go find work or something, gtfo by this and this date kthxbye :)
that's why i'm a bit jealous of people who still have the option to live or move in with their parents in an emergency. i only have myself to count on and it's always weighing on me, making it hard to ever fully relax

i have no clue what my parents are, but im prettttty sure they are multi millionaires. i only know one number. they sold 3 properties in one transaction back when i was like 10, and it was for a 11 million dollars. outside of that, not sure. they dont seem to act like millionaires or anything. mom cooks, cleans, dad works, codes, does normal things. they drive normal cars, nothing fancy. i dont get it. are they loaded or what? they seem to just foot the bill when family members want to travel and shit. that cant be cheap.

>>718374306
You live with the cards you are dealt with in life and do the best you can, not everyone can live the dream of a wife kids home and 100k+

>>718423157
i genuinely cant understand parents like your mom, why the fuck did you have a kid? and how the fuck can you be that inhumane to treat your own kid like that
the quote
>all kids deserve parents, but not all parents deserve kids
has really stuck with me lately as more and more people i encounter i realize how true this is, some kids are acting like total retards due to no parenting and some parents are acting like complete egomaniac narcissists treating their children like dirt

>>718423415
everyone lives exactly the life he or she wants to live

>>718423532
sure buddy, everyone is attractive, everyone gets the job they want, everyone gets the girl they want, everyone gets the house they want, everyone makes the amount of money they want

you live in a bubble

>>718423428
its absolutely fucking insane you can just have a child whenever you want, without any regulations or anything. you can just create life. anytime. im not saying there should be regulations or anything, it just baffles me you can just DO that.

>>718423627
that's not what i said at all.

>>718374306
>this

>playing Black Ops 1 as a older kid on release
>first scene
>dad walks in
>guy gets stabbed in the hand with a fucking bowie knife
>my dad: holy shit wow!

>>718423676
yeah its crazy
you look at poor population or even some arabic population
they multiply like cockroaches, whats weird to me is what the fuck is their mindset, you are dirt poor, barely have any food, yet you keep creating more children and bringing them into that shit
arabs on the other hand are well known for their incest babies that turn out to be retarded AND YET they keep making more and each of them turns the same

>>718423751
lmfao sure bud expand your horizons not everything is clear cut, people do the best they can with the options life gives them, some get millions handed to them others get lucky to get millions thats a tiny 0.0 percentage and the rest suffer ever dreaming for it never getting it, there is a huge portion of men who dont even speak to women right now let alone get laid and you think they want this? how about money you think men want 20-30k a year instead of 100k+

everyone lives the life exact how they want is what you said is one of the most blind and sheltered statements ive ever read even on a shitpost site like this

>>718424026
nigga, that's not what i said at all.

>>718424090
>everyone lives exactly the life he or she wants to live

>>718424153
correct. you got it afterall.

>>718424187
you are a fucking idiot

>>718369637 (OP)
>You sound just like your father
Ok? Is that supposed to be a bad thing? Why are women like this

>>718376392
don't have kids if what you really want is a pet

>>718424237
i like talking to you, too, anon.

>>718423783
>>my dad: holy shit wow! now take off your pants!

>>718374306
I'm not 30 but my literally doesn't want me to leave and she won't stop mommy-coddling me. She still makes me dinner every night and does my laundry, despite me insisting that I can do it myself. It's no fucking wonder I'm so socially stunted and still feel like I'm 12 years old.

>>718426041
just cook her dinner every now and then

>>718382995
wow that's...

>>718388834
fucking kek

>>718426181
She literally won't let me, she has to do It. She won't even let me leave the house after 8pm because she's convinced I'm gonna get killed or something. It's completely fucked me I have no idea on how to be an adult.

>>718426760
you have internet, look up a simple recipe, get the ingredients and start cooking. unless she's home 24/7, then just help her.

>>718369637 (OP)
I'm a 39 year old man and my mom says I need to get a job so I called her a bitch and threw my shoe at her

>>718403809
>Tell them to fuck and have kids
If he really wanted this he would've abolished the AoC, instead of serving his kike masters.

>>718374306
Ye. it's my dad I live with.

>>718427189
>man
no you're not

>>718374306
>The minimum rent for a room in a city full of muslims is 900 euros
>The bills (water, electricity, phone, internet, etc.) are 200 euros
>You also have to pay for gas
>And food
>The minimum wage is 1,400 euros
Yeah, actually no

>>718421843
I'd sue his ass if he did that. Fucking prove it buddy.

>>718429305
You can’t be fired for jerking off at work one time anyway, literally everyone does it once or twice in an emergency.

>>718409338
Thank you too, brother. You have no idea how much it means to me. I hope you currently, or will one day lead a life that’s beyond beautiful.

Just another ten years, that’s all I want.
I don’t think it’s too much to ask for. Hell, even if they’re as bad as the last three have been? I’ll take it - as long as I can do what I set out to I’ll be happy.
Well, not happy.
Frankly I’m fucking terrified, I can handle the pain and the exhaustion, I can handle losing everything I had. The house, the cars, the jobs, the social interaction.

But it’s life I don’t want to lose.
It shouldn’t be so demanding just to take showers, or to walk half a block. I’ll still take it, if it just means ten more years.

To anyone reading this? Please
Please keep your health in check.
Get CMPs, CBCs, go to a doctor at least every six months to establish a baseline when you’re well - because if you don’t have it when you’re not? It’ll take them so long to figure out what’s wrong that you go from easily curable, to being at deaths door thanks to all of the time wasted.

Make good choices.
I love you all.

>>718369637 (OP)
>mom come here, no wait
>call the neighbors I want them to see this

>>718374306
>bought a house for my mom
SHE LIVES WITH ME GOD DAMMIT!

>>dad walks in
>are ya winning son

>>718400782
>>718394978
You would think grenades would be much deadlier than they seem with videos like this popping up.