Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:41:58 AM
No.718371331
>>718371509
>>718371179 (OP)
Holy soulless. They changed Goldman's voice too. You can't do that!
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:44:26 AM
No.718371430
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?!
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:46:26 AM
No.718371509
>>718371691
>>718371331
you just know that the glorious 'LEYEURhfe cycle' line is gone. morbius tier flop incoming
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:02:23 AM
No.718372148
>>718374382
The fate of the House of the Dead franchise rests in the hands of one man. Only he can bring it back from the dead, and from the disgrace of those cash grab remakes.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:12:17 AM
No.718372561
>>718376326
>>718372353
Fucking Christ. It's even worse than the chink Klonoa 2 remake with how the bloom is carelessly dialed up to 11.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:15:37 AM
No.718372698
>>718373331
they are the ones who remade Panzer Dragoon, right?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:16:45 AM
No.718372737
>>718372774
What third world country is responsible for this travesty?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:21:39 AM
No.718372946
I love this game so much. Like more than most. It's just always been "around". Summer camp trips, birthday parties at the arcade, on the Wii in the student center at college. Worked in an arcade for a time, and I'd always take a run before and after clocking in. And eventually I did get that 1cc. And I can reliably do it. I know this game so very well.
Basically I'm taking this very personally. I can't believe they did this.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:24:12 AM
No.718373052
>>718371179 (OP)
>>718371904
WTF is that expression? Why is he so scrawny now? why is the screen yellow/orange?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:25:52 AM
No.718373113
>>718373189
>>718372353
Bloom aside, the fucking static pose with the legs apart absolutely ruins it, Magician looks like a retard. How do you fuck up this bad?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:27:57 AM
No.718373189
>>718373113
It's shameful that even the fucking camera angles and movements are worse. And it apparently couldn't even transition to gameplay right from the cutscene either.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:27:57 AM
No.718373190
>>718372353
This is fucking awful, holy shit.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:29:38 AM
No.718373262
>>718373181
I don't think he has the taunt anymore either.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:32:36 AM
No.718373374
>>718373042
I would honestly just emulate the wii version. It probably looks and plays better lol...
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:35:54 AM
No.718373496
>>718372353
just another glorious day in the CCP
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:37:39 AM
No.718373558
>>718373640
>>718372774
Poland committed a sin... disturbing the life cycle of vidya.
The original sin that Poland is responsible to.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:37:58 AM
No.718373568
>>718377835
>>718371691
What the fuck is this lol
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:39:37 AM
No.718373640
>>718373558
I'm sending the Emperor right now.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:41:30 AM
No.718373716
>>718373756
How do you go from this...
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:45:20 AM
No.718373860
>>718373924
>>718372353
Oh yeah this truly remastered.
>>718371776
Funny when you consider Overkill is part of the series:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0F4k8cJ8BA
As a Sega fanboy it is so lame this one sucked but Shinobi kicks ass.
I really want Nightdive to take a tackle at these.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:51:03 AM
No.718374081
>>718374353
>>718374897
>>718371179 (OP)
That fucking game's voice acting still lives rent free in my head.
>I don't wanna die!
>...MY GOD.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:59:12 AM
No.718374375
Why was Goldman so tsundere towards the AMS?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:59:25 AM
No.718374382
>>718372148
Paul's movie is an adaptation of HOTD3, so I'm sure they'll have an atrocious remake of that game to go with it.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:59:55 AM
No.718374405
>>718378086
>>718372353
>>718373698
Do jeets don't know what art is?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:00:53 AM
No.718374432
>>718374509
>>718373924
You sexual tyrannosaur, I did not know about this.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:02:58 AM
No.718374509
>>718374432
The years of shitposting will finally pay off with this game.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:04:50 AM
No.718374571
>>718385354
I fucking hate Poland. Why are they making all these horrible demakes of classic games I actually like?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:07:52 AM
No.718374664
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:12:45 AM
No.718374853
>>718377950
>>718374724
Poland is simply playing 4D chess here.
They knew they couldn't match the original charming jank, so they added in their own zero budget jank flavor.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:18:39 AM
No.718375071
>>718376107
>>718376175
i genuinely don't understand Goldman's motives or his plan.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:38:59 AM
No.718375813
You can smell the Kapoor. I think the VA is entirely AI now too.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:46:32 AM
No.718376107
>>718375071
To protect the loyfe cycle.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:48:15 AM
No.718376175
>>718375071
HotD4 has him rant more about protecting the loyfe cycle, but the voice acting is too good.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:49:32 AM
No.718376224
I was actually willing to defend the first remake so I really don't know why the second is even worse.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:51:54 AM
No.718376326
>>718372561
To be fair, klonoa 2 is at least playable. This shit is a point & click game that allegedly barely runs & isnt compatible with literally any light guns except 2 that I've seen confirmed work.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:53:51 AM
No.718376410
House of the Dead 5 but with the dubs of Killing Floor 1.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:17:40 AM
No.718377281
>>718377103
thank you for rescuing me
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:31:21 AM
No.718377835
>>718373568
>Missing asset on the final boss.
You can't make this shit up.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:34:22 AM
No.718377950
>>718374853
The only charming jank I have ever seen from a demaster is the nut in GTA SA being fully rounded. Unintentionally hilarious and also just fitting somehow when you think about it in the greater context of remasters.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:37:17 AM
No.718378086
>>718374405
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh they built the taj mahal and...................... made shitty bollywood movies and................................
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:41:13 AM
No.718378247
TO PROTECT THE LOIFE CYCLE!
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:01:38 PM
No.718381291
How do you fuck up a rail shooter? No seriously, how? Ignoring this being a remake of one of the best light gun games, how the FUCK do you have model queuing and texture bugs in a rail shooter in 2025?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:06:37 PM
No.718381480
>>718384154
Somebody post the remake magician theme
Why doesn't Sega just port the original games? Those are the only things people wanted in the first place.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:20:24 PM
No.718384614
It's like they commissioned this in the 360 days and forgot to release it.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:33:52 PM
No.718385207
>>718384225
As is alarmingly common with SEGA games, music rights fuckery.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:37:25 PM
No.718385354
>>718374571
They made XIII remake too
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:38:26 PM
No.718385413
>>718384225
The source code for the original game was lost
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:40:03 PM
No.718385487
>>718385614
>>718384225
HOTD2 already has a pretty decent port to PC so the remake was completely fucking useless, at least with the first game they had the excuse of the code being lost
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:42:47 PM
No.718385614
>>718385815
>>718385487
HOTD 2 and 3 also had great Wii ports
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:46:45 PM
No.718385815
>>718385614
Yeah the House of the Dead Return game I know, honestly I wish Sega would just do SOMETHING with 4 and Scarlet Dawn already, 4 is stuck on the PS3 while Scarlet Dawn is still fucking trapped on the original arcade cabinet, and I'm also mad about Loving Deads never getting any kind of port
