Thread 718372160

Does your wife play video games with you?

Do I want to hang out with the woman I live with? What kind of stupid question is that?

>>718372160 (OP)
>wife
realistically, this will never happen for most of us

>>718372160 (OP)
my significant other is a bad influence, but I love them

>>718372160 (OP)
what game is he playing that doesn't have obnoxious quest markers and/or yellow paint?

>>718372238
I can’t even imagine what it would be like. I mean, what does she do while I’m watching anime and jerking off?

I play while the wifey plays with her boyfriend.

>>718372160 (OP)
>>718372262
mods, post that one deranged quirk chungus woman who left her man to become a lesbian stereotype

>>718372160 (OP)
>>718372262
i wish I had a gf, but the hassle seems way too much than the payoff

>>718372160 (OP)
>get married
>no children
why are millenials like this? what's the point? it's just dating with extra steps

>>718372160 (OP)
you interact with other human beings in real life? some even might move in and live with you?

>>718372160 (OP)
yes, though mainly it's either point and click puzzle/adventure games (we play on one pc then), or MMOs
we used to play a lit of GW and GW2.
also i am yet to see a SINGLE "couple playing games" webcomic that's not extremely cringe.

>>718372316
do it yourself

>>718372349
>f*male needs to come up with alt currency to have a excuse to have sex with her bf
chad don't need sexy bucks, i hate foids so much is unreal

>>718372350

having kids is objectively retarded and that's why it's non-white people breeding the most

>>718372262
The cats symbolize the couple’s longing for the children they never had.

>>718372349
Eeeh it's sort of worth it I guess.
You get use to the numbness of being alone but having a woman in your life (that isn't a complete cunt) makes it sort of worth living and you think less about suicide.
I will say that after having a girlfriend it becomes a lot harder to be alone, so if you start having any kind of relationship you really can't stop afterwards I think: even if you break up, you'll want someone else.

Playing games with women is terrible. Even with the woman you love.

>>718372160 (OP)
>Retard loser gamers like this can have a wife

I'm starting to believe I'm genuinely an anti social schizoid or something. I don't meet or speak to anyone. Ever. In real life or on the internet.

I like fantasy shit, and I want to make friends, right? So I play an MMO. A social game presumably full of people with interests like mine. and then i don't interact with or talk to anyone , even on text chat. It's not like I'm scared or having a panic attack or something, I just don't do it. This really sums it up.

I'm not some freak though. I can hold conversations when they happen, I like being around people, I like animals and animals like me, I love nature and traveling and photography and painting and practice my hobbies diligently. And yet I never meet anyone. I don't know

>>718372350
>>718372349
>built in roommate (rent is halved)
>sometimes they do chores by nature of sharing a house (e.g.: when either of you cook a large portion to share it's better than two people individually making meals, when you shop it's just one person shopping for the whole house, cleaning is again shared spaces - it's all more efficient)
>second income
It's nice being married if you don't hate each other. My wife and I never give each other shit over expectations like "you have to do X", just appreciate it when the other does something. There's a reason marriage has so much history as being a business arrangement, it's just very practical.

Too many panels

>>718372453
>kids bad because it would interfere with nihilistic hedonism
Epic.

>>718372349
>first started dating
>already giving up the pussy
Modern women are so fucking shit

>>718372505
Name exactly 1 reason for someone to talk to you specifically

>>718372505
Stop talking to me

>>718372505
>i don't want to talk to people to the point of having panic attacks
>but i'm not a freak
>but i think i'm a schizo or something
anon

>>718372309
sex is so funny. They look like dogs fucking the way that guy is humping her. God has a sense of humor