Thread 718374649

Make your choice

>>718374649 (OP)
I've always been aesthetics > power

>>718374649 (OP)
whos getting hit by the fag sword??? whos the real faggot?

>>718374649 (OP)
I'm picking fag sword and killing you with it

can I at least buy the sword from a cute, tf shopkeep

>>718374649 (OP)
Sword,
fag sword could have 150, and i would still pick the other one.

muh meta

>>718374649 (OP)
What does my armor look like? Gotta match it.

>>718374798
fag

Sword doesn't shop up in the sprite model so I don't give a fuck.

>>718375047
sword

I'd choose the fag sword even if it was 98. Especially if its PvP

>>718374649 (OP)
Why I'm gonna pick the fag sword and take it home to sit on it.

>>718374649 (OP)
sword has bigger reach which may be worth the paltry 2% loss

>Pick Sword
>Upgrade path makes it look faggier and faggier until it's basically unrecognizable

>>718374649 (OP)
Regular sword.
2 damage difference is nothing.
Even if the fag sword was 300 damage, I would still go with the regular sword.

>>718374649 (OP)
sword clearly has longer reach

>>718374649 (OP)
this sort of choice depends on the game scalling and difficulty. if you 3 shot enemies, it doesn't matter to have +2 damage. If everything is a damage sponge with high defense you will need the fagsword to survive.

>>718374649 (OP)
>multiplayer
You'd ironically look like a bigger fag if you were purposefully using inferior weapons.

>singleplayer
Who gives a shit what you look like? Just use the best gear, you're not impressing anyone with your epic cosplays.
So, Fag Sword all the way.

>>718374649 (OP)
>2% dmg increase
>every enemy in the game still takes the exsct same number of swings to kill
I take the fag sword anyway.

>>718375992
It's a 2% difference. That means that a sponge enemy that takes 51 sword hits would take 50 fag sword hits and anything below 51 hits wouldn't even be a difference.
This comes at the cost of the fag sword sporting an absolutely hideous dick tip.

>>718374649 (OP)
I'll take the fag sword and style on seething swordfags

>reach the max level, damage caps out
>enemies have 203 health
>fag chads are cleaving them down 33% faster than "muh aesthetics" chuds
What now?

>>718374798
>>718376189
I have never seen a PvP game where the players take over 51 hits to kill so taking the fag sword wouldn't make a difference besides being hideous to look at and possibly having less range than the sword.

Fag sword because it’s funnier to kill peeps with a fag sword

>>718376324
Yeah but many old school games would have you hit a boss for 2 hours so in the end it matters

All I've learned from this thread is that some people are so insecure that when I go to war all I gotta do is paint my weapon in stupid colors to do free psychic damage to the enemy.

>>718374649 (OP)
I go fag sword and spam Lenny faces after every kill

>>718376484
>>718376324
>muh 51 hits
Holy shit you people are stupid.

That 2 damage may matter a lot sooner than in 51 hits. An enemy that would happen to survive multiple hits of 100 damage (eg it has 507 health) would be dead in 5 hits rather than 6, not 51 hits.
Healing, health regen, damage mitigation, etc, countless situations where extra damage may matter. Every scenario where an enemy would survive with 1% health is now a win.

>>718376518
So if the boss has 100000 hp, the sword would take 1000 hits, while the fag sword would take 981 hits. That's only a 19 hits difference which is basically nothing because you will be sitting there for an hour regardless.
This comes at the cost of looking like a fucking idiot while doing so with a seriously disgusting looking sword that looks like it's taken straight from a hentai.

>>718376882
>the cost of looking like a fucking idiot
To who?

>>718376484
What if we have 301HP
I win :)

I am reporting you if you dont use the fag sword btw

>>718374649 (OP)
>take fag sword
>change its skin to regular cool sword
If game has no transmutation and I can't change the skin then I'll take regular. Maybe I'd reconsider if fag sword was doing 2x or more dmg.

You math nerds will take the fag sword because of the numbers. I'll take the fag sword because it's funny when I kill you with it.

2% for fag sword?
Nah thanks, i will stick with classic and wait for better loot

>>718374649 (OP)
Still demolish fags because they get outskilled. No fag is ever going to get gooder than me.

>2% more damage for 50% less range
Can't think of many situations where this would be preferred.

Is the sword itself gay?

>>718377319
Turn-based JRPGS since "range" is a non-factor in most cases.
Especially those with multiplicative buffs and debuffs that stack.

>>718377001
I will do 2 sword attacks + 1 combo finisher that does 50% more damage for 350 damage.

>>718377357
only if you sheath it in your ass

>>718376989
To yourself.
If you take the fag sword, you will ruin your immersion and fantasy of being the badass hero who is taking down the evil dragon/wizard/king/BBEG and reducing the game into a game of numbers.

>>718374649 (OP)
Sword has thrice the range

>>718377357
I mean, it’s still single at its age so maybe it’s not admitting something

>>718377357
No it turns you gay and eager to give blowjobs to big DPS men

I would take the fag sword if it was just a cool RBG sword that would split up the light into different colors but the HIDEOUS dick tip on it is fucking GROTESQUE. It would be like having a hetero mace where the head is just a massive tit. Disgusting!

status effects?

>>718374649 (OP)
The perfect weapon for my current character: Phagg Git the Backstabber

>>718376324
>all mobs have multiple of 101 HP
Enjoy sword

>the cool armor/weapons have bad stats
>learn how to mod the game to tweak stats to my favor
and that's how I wore steel armor the whole game in Oblivion

>>718378046
>I gave a beginner armour set overpowered stats so I could easily win
Not much of a brag, anon...

>>718374798
Based fag

>>718378046
You didn't beat the game

>>718378046
I used the club until LV 10 in Oblivion without mods to make it better, because looking badass is more important than minmaxing DPS in a singleplayer game.

just dual wield lol

the fag sword fits my style and personality much better

>>718374649 (OP)
Obviously pick the Fagslayer since it does double damage to everyone on this site

the fag sword because it isn't the beholder, its who ever gets hit by it

>>718378819
I am asexual so the fagslayer does 0 damage to me.

>>718374649 (OP)
>pick the fag sword
You're a fag.
>don't pick the fag sword
Insecure. You're a fag.

>>718374649 (OP)
I'd pick another game

>>718379516
fag

>>718379217
>I'm a fag that somehow can't get laid
You're taking double double damage for being cringe

>>718374798
>you on your way to kill OP

>>718374649 (OP)
right is a dildo

>>718379686
>implying I wouldn't be a blood elf for maximum faggotry and the silence

>>718379686
this image is kino, thoughever

im taking the gay sword and im also picking gnome and im going to camp you all day so people know you got camped by a gnome using the gay sword

>>718379686
raid ready

>>718379940
imagine if it was like the tf2 fish that announced to the entire world whenever you got killed by it

>>718379652
I just don't care about getting laid because sex is gross.
Fagslayer does 0 damage to me.
I slowly beat you to death with a 1 damage foam bat while you desperately swing the fagslayer at me doing 0 damage each time.

>>718376324
>game has flat DR
>average enemy has 100 armour
What now buddy?

>>718380961
>Pick sword
>Use it to carve a club from a tree trunk
>The club does 690100 damage

fag sword has no range

Unarmed.

If you chose either sword you're a faggot.

>>718376484
retard. if someone has 101 hp you'll need two hits with the normal sword but one with the fag sword. same with every 100 hp theshold. the fuck did you pull your idiot math out of?