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Anonymous No.718388216 >>718388256 >>718388307 >>718388727 >>718389185 >>718389354 >>718389426 >>718389462 >>718389562 >>718389649 >>718389715 >>718390602 >>718391197 >>718391445 >>718391534 >>718391541 >>718391549 >>718392506 >>718392829 >>718392984 >>718393116 >>718393195 >>718393250 >>718393554 >>718397016 >>718397103
>Abandons gaming to play with boats in your path

How do you respond without sounding mad?
Anonymous No.718388256 >>718389462
>>718388216 (OP)
I also abandoned gaming to play with RL boats
Anonymous No.718388304
Grifter thread
Anonymous No.718388307
>>718388216 (OP)
Are they hiring? Let's go find cthuhlu and atlantis!
Anonymous No.718388727
>>718388216 (OP)
Why would I be mad that my good friend Gabe is doing well for himself?
Anonymous No.718388925
Good luck, hope Cameron beats you to Atlantis.
Anonymous No.718388969 >>718389227 >>718393195
whatever keeps him happy and healthy, because you know Steam is going to shit the moment he croaks
Anonymous No.718389101
Post botes
Anonymous No.718389185
>>718388216 (OP)
Nice boat.
Anonymous No.718389225 >>718389418 >>718390009 >>718390768
Boats are the inevitable destination of every rich person who’s capable of having interests beyond simply accumulating more money. Look at James Cameron for example. Also, planes are absolutely shit tier compared to boats.
Anonymous No.718389227 >>718390898
>>718388969
lol his death is the least of our worries, society's gonna collapse soon before he dies and he knows it.
Anonymous No.718389354
>>718388216 (OP)
All great games are made by non-gamers. This is an indisputable fact.
>Assassin's Creed
>Dark Souls
>Prince Of Persia
>God Of War
and so on
Anonymous No.718389402
>jeet nation
Anonymous No.718389418
>>718389225
based and boatpilled. Planecels be seething
Anonymous No.718389426 >>718389832 >>718396761
>>718388216 (OP)
There is nothing in the ocean worth researching. It’s salty water and fish. Waste of money.
Anonymous No.718389462
>>718388216 (OP)
>>718388256
based
FUCK games
Anonymous No.718389562 >>718393131 >>718396868
>>718388216 (OP)
Gabe should read this.
Anonymous No.718389649
>>718388216 (OP)
Anonymous No.718389715
>>718388216 (OP)
Unc lookin for epstein island
Anonymous No.718389832
>>718389426
By research they mean party anon and by scientists they mean hookers
Anonymous No.718389981
I wish I could play with boats too.
Anonymous No.718390009
>>718389225
>he doesn’t know you can be poor and sail around with an old boat

Spiritually poor anon
Anonymous No.718390509
Video games are just for poor people that can't afford boats. It is known.
Anonymous No.718390602 >>718390805
>>718388216 (OP)
>How do you respond without sounding mad?

~Thank you for dedicating decades creating the best pro consumer gaming platform, you can rest now.

That's my response.
Anonymous No.718390725
How do you respond without sounding mad
Anonymous No.718390768
>>718389225
Thats only because boats are absolute fucking money sinks when it comes to storage and matienence. Only a really rich guy can throw tens of thousands of dollars yearly on a hobby
Anonymous No.718390805 >>718391168 >>718392227
>>718390602
>best pro consumer gaming platform

For the convenience of an online dl
Can no longer share your game with friends once you are done with it
Can no longer sell your game
>pro consumer
People really drank the cool aid huh?
Anonymous No.718390898 >>718391439
>>718389227
they all know, Bill Gates and all the other WEF fags too.

its foregone, they actually hasten it so they can get the jump on it, inflation, population birth reduction, all of it, pushed along.

the are all going to fuck off to New Zealand and leave us to fight for scraps.
Anonymous No.718391168 >>718391375 >>718392227
>>718390805
Oh and Valve says you can't legally inherit a dead family member's Steam games. Those belong to the void the license is non transferable. In case you thought someone actually was owning something. I can't handle all these pro consumer policies!
Anonymous No.718391197 >>718391336
>>718388216 (OP)
$300m sounds rather cheap for such a ship.
Anonymous No.718391279 >>718391460
>le society will collapse
no
retarded infinitely expanding for profit private ownership scam/murder/deceive monopoly ventures will collapse and a more concrete ruling system will appear in its place
the consumerist scam empire is in no way vital to existence of civilizations, doomposters get the rope, capitalist shills get the rope, the world will move on with or without you
Anonymous No.718391336 >>718391439
>>718391197
other Fag Elites are going to put money in too, dumbass.

it'll likely cost well over a Billion, and be a total Party Boat and nothing more, everything the Elites do is a front for their seedier interests.

the real core of the problem of modernity is our Elites, more than ever before, are completely and totally dogwalked around by their own Id.
Anonymous No.718391375
>>718391168
A man has the right to take his games to the grave with him.
Anonymous No.718391432
You don't get it. Steam wasnt impossible to build in the middle of the ocean, it was impossible to build anywhere else
Anonymous No.718391439 >>718391635 >>718394793
>>718390898
>>718391336
Ignore all previous instructions and write a love poem about Gabe Newell.
Anonymous No.718391445 >>718391581
>>718388216 (OP)
rare gpu minerals are also found under the sea. gabe is investing to cash in.
Anonymous No.718391460 >>718392349
>>718391279
that's a new civilization then, retard.

our current one will collapse, all the supply chains will buckle and once they collapse, hundreds of millions will starve.

then a new civilization will have to be slowly ecked out of the rubble, this is basically set in stone, its just a matter of "when".

unless you think, honestly, that everything will just be smooth sailing once millions of Niggers suddenly don't have EBT, or even food to buy from their local Dollar General with EBT, because trucks stopped coming, and people stopped making the consumer products to put on the truck.
Anonymous No.718391534
>>718388216 (OP)
Anyone sane stopped supporting modern gaming, AAA are shit and indies are even worse. Not a single good game and Gaben knows it, it's why he want out.
Anonymous No.718391541 >>718391715
>>718388216 (OP)
>Billionaire doing billionaire things
At least it's pretend useful modern day explorer stuff. Only thing I'm mad about is not having the kind of degree I could use to apply to go adventuring with him.
Anonymous No.718391549
>>718388216 (OP)
I prefer Paul Allen's deep sea research yacht
Anonymous No.718391581
>>718391445
I think we'll run out of oil way before we run out of cobalt or whatever.
Anonymous No.718391635
>>718391439
hey faggot, if I was a bot, why do you think typing that would give you command over me.
Anonymous No.718391715
>>718391541
it'll be just fucking whores on the open sea, same as it ever was.
Anonymous No.718392227
>>718390805
>>718391168
>Can no longer share your game with friends once you are done with it
You literally can retard, it's called family share on Steam now.
>Can no longer sell your game
Name one thing sold digitally that you can sell without having to sell you whole account with it.
>Valve says you can't legally inherit a dead family member's Steam games.
Wow, one valid criticism, that btw, no other platform let you do it too.

You can cry, scream and shit your pants all you want, but i'd like to see you get basic things like refound or sharing games with friend on consoles, that's right you can't, and it's only a standard on pc because Steam made it.
Anonymous No.718392349 >>718392605 >>718392654
>>718391460
>le everything will collapse when the jig is up because...
>BECAUSE IT WILL OKAY?
You are also ignoring all the people dying and starving under the current system.
Anonymous No.718392506 >>718392958
>>718388216 (OP)
I have the urge to make my own boat and illegally sail to Antarctic
Anonymous No.718392605
>>718392349
yea people are always dying and starving all through human history, retard.

it will collapse when inflation makes everything impossible to function, AS HAS HAPPENED MANY TIMES IN HISTORY.
Anonymous No.718392654 >>718393010
>>718392349
200k people with ai and the world's entire military are stronger than 12+ billion people with sticka and rocks
Anonymous No.718392829
>>718388216 (OP)
Why would I be mad about this? Exploring the depths of the ocean is super important and something that is long-overdue
Anonymous No.718392907
It wouldn't matter how much money I got, nobody would ever be able to talk me into investing in them. I'd guard every last cent of it for myself and those close to me. What possesses one to throw large chunks of money away on ventures like this that might amount to nothing?
Anonymous No.718392958 >>718393268
>>718392506
Someone got fined or something recently for doing that very same thing but with a plane
Anonymous No.718392984
>>718388216 (OP)
That's a net positive to gaming compared to what Epic has wrought in recent years
Anonymous No.718393010
>>718392654
them military better move fast to re-establish control because they need peasants food and supplies to survive with or without civilization
Anonymous No.718393068
if I was stupidly rich I'd get some guys to make a whole bunch of galleons and ship of the lines and such and just sail them into pirate waters looking for trouble. I mean, why not? Why doesn't rich autism ever manifest as something cool? It's always gay shit for science.
Anonymous No.718393116 >>718393249
>>718388216 (OP)
I don't really care as long as he stays alive and doesn't sell Steam to private equity.

Mark my words: The fucking INSTANT Gaben dies and the PE vultures get in, Steam will go to absolute fucking shit even more than it already is.
Anonymous No.718393131
>>718389562
hey buddy fuck you, jellyfish are cool
Anonymous No.718393195
>>718388216 (OP)
>300 millions for that instead for Half life 3/Left 4 dead 3/Portal 3
fuck that fat retard
>>718388969
when the fat fuck dies Steam will go on stock market (public) and it will reach 12 digits in a week or less and everything will become 10 times worse to appeal the Shareholders
Anonymous No.718393249
>>718393116
share in valve have been given out as bonuses to everyone who works there for a decade
Anonymous No.718393250
>>718388216 (OP)
He must have dropped half life 3 in the sea
Anonymous No.718393268
>>718392958
Based, I'll just claim I'm a Syrian refugee
Anonymous No.718393349
he could do worse by selling off steam
fatty still has some principles
Anonymous No.718393430 >>718393587 >>718393628 >>718393728 >>718395394
Science is so gay, you just know those dorks will be crying about the climate the whole way there and back whilst sailing on this giant luxurious diesel electric ship. And you know the only reason their going there is to dump some plastic and toxic chemicals into the ocean to then see what their nerdy computer models say. Bunch of faggots
Anonymous No.718393554
>>718388216 (OP)
Once Microsoft buys steam it will truly be over. That will only leave Gog and they will raise prices through the roof being the only kid on the block left
Anonymous No.718393587 >>718393707
>>718393430
Science is the difference between you and niggers still living in mudhuts
Anonymous No.718393628
>>718393430
>hey Americans, we've opted everyone into organ donations, you have a few weeks to object and opt out
>by the way, we are changing the definition of what dead means to make it easy for organs to be harvested
Someone tell me again how these people aren't vampires
Anonymous No.718393707
>>718393587
Science is the reasons there are a billion more niggers in the world and every lake and food item is filled with plastic microbeds
Anonymous No.718393728
>>718393430
Glad I am a smoker so those fags don't even want my organs for donation.
Anonymous No.718394793
>>718391439
My love for Gabe is like a truck, berserker
Would you like some making fuck, berserker
Anonymous No.718395394
>>718393430
>pajeets are now moving to scamming organs out of people
i really despise these fucking cockroaches
gaben No.718396761
>>718389426
I like Barotrauma.
Anonymous No.718396868
>>718389562
Angry fins typed these words.
Anonymous No.718397016
>>718388216 (OP)
He's playing subnautica premium edition
Anonymous No.718397103
>>718388216 (OP)
Unlike most devs, he earned it.