Thread 718389190

FTP is kinda slow often dunno

>>718389190 (OP)
Most browsers don't support FTP anymore. You really should switch to a more secure protocol.

Gacha games make about 100 billion yearly.
Terrifying isnt it?

>>718390407
Why is that dog walking on two legs?

>>718389190 (OP)
The 1/10 girls are like:
>What does this 7/10 want with girls like us? Let's get out of here.

>>718389190 (OP)
>because you'd be in jail

>>718390407
why are beavers so based

>>718390510
Becailuse he doesnt have anything else to hold

>>718389190 (OP)
Damn he look glorious

>>718391138
Cuz they kurwa

Oh jeez, an aryanimal thread!

>>718391387
Holy shet

>>718390407
>Eat item
>Get a buff to INT

>>718392426
>"Must've just been the wind..."

>>718391387
What's crazy about constrictors is that they don't actually strangle/asphyxiate their prey. They tighten with the heartbeat of their prey restricting blood flow and it gives their prey a heart attack which actually kills them.

>>718390092
Explorer does so fuck you.

>>718393035
false

>>718392426
Out fucking skilled.

>>718393254
>freeze frame
>comic book filter
>name of enemy appears with paint splatter effect
>cassowary, killer kick of the jungle

>>718393254
fucker looks just like a MH monster. They almost just copied it.

>>718393297
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constriction

>>718393254
Never trigger the fight or flight response of flightless birds.

>tranimals
Leave.

>>718392426
Smart fella > fart smella

>FPS encourages stealth and melee attacks

https://youtube.com/shorts/k9Oz9mVSmrU?si=37t77q6q_EVbGCzL

>>718393530
>trigger fight or flight on a flightless bird
>50% it jumps off a cliff and dies
sounds like a gamble I'd take

>>718391387
>tfw no cute lamia gf to squeeze me good

>>718393960
>tfw not a cute lamia gf

>>718393960
It would be extremely comfy

>>718392469
what happened to him

>>718391387
slava ukraini!

>>718392426
octopus are too slick

>>718394513
AIO

>>718393254
What a majestic dinosaur.

>>718389228
this and unsafe, really should move on to SCP

>>718389190 (OP)
Only the biggest alpha fuckers have skins yeah

>>718393881
Not with those bastards. Cassies are very much foul tempered and they literally have dagger feet. They'll kill your ass if they ever got the chance.

>>718393881
If youre fighting a kiwi you'd win, if you're fighting a fucking raptor you're losing your intestines.

>>718391387
he is into snakegirls

>>718395137
Oh god I'm cumming!!

>>718391387
I hope that snake can safely swallow something that size.

>Enemy warns you before you try to aggro it

https://youtube.com/shorts/rN-rWZusE9o?si=Dz6o1xGilmC6-3-m

>>718395417
I hope you die of leukemia

>>718395545
Donald duck sounding ass

>>718393960
Toxotransmosis moment.

>>718395545
i love these retards

>>718392426
Ah yes the old shart defence

>game has traps that instakill you
Bullshit everytime.

>>718389190 (OP)
>female birds are brown, ugly, but good camo for laying eggs
>males have to be bright, flamboyant, and have a bunch of useless singing and dancing skills offering no genetic usefulness in order to mate
>females sit on their fat fucking asses and shit out eggs and get free food
>females sexually select their species out of existence by picking the most retarded genes

birdcels are truly just like us, humans will not escape this natural cycle and will kill themselves with it

>>718392426
being such a smart animal yet being stuck in the absolute deathtrap that is the ocean must be miserable

>>718394513
nerve gas filled apple

>>718396149
>filename
that's not a crow

>>718396175
Mallards figured out that you can just rape to pass on your genes but then female mallards evolved anti-rape vaginas, and so the male mallards evolved crazier rape penises, and its a back and forth arms race over who gets to make babies with a buncha rapist ducks

>>718396175
Looks like his goose is cooked.

>>718393960
>ywn watch your Lamia gf get bobsled zoomies after encountering snow for the first time. :'(

>>718390407
>only games that stand strong against Westoid LGBT faggotry are successful
Gee, wonder why

>>718391387
Poor piggy :(

>>718396374
All I'm hearing is evolution has two lines. Homodress-up fruitcake extinction, or rapemaxx'ing. Maybe it's time we crab-ify our dicks and get hard shells on them.

>>718394580
He's winning so heckin' hard

>>718396374
Fun fact: this is also how russians reproduce

>>718389190 (OP)
What a majestic bird. Are those the same birds except male and female ?

>>718389190 (OP)
He traded all fucking stealth advantages he might have had just to get more sex
These birds are probably killed left and right all the time by tigers and snakes and whatever since they're so easy to spot

>>718396374
It is a beautiful process.

>>718392426
>Huh? What was that? What the ...?!

>>718396543
We need to preempt the pussy barbs that inject the female hormones women absorb from their birth control, and the mind-melting SSRIs they're all on, with crab shell dicks.

>>718394513
Trying to suppress a sneeze

>>718396543
Usually males that were selectively bred to be attention grabbing for courtship need to ramp up their weaponry and aggression to counteract this debuff when dealing with predators that now have an easier time finding them.
Roosters for example are vicious fuckers, there's a reason cockfighting uses them and not hens.

>>718391387
i like the once where they get poisoned or eaten alive. anymore?
i've watched all of goldensquad or whatever the fuck on youtube but I am having trouble finding more.

>>718396149
is he okay

>>718394513
He's boggling. Mostly seen in rats but all rodents do it

>>718389190 (OP)
>He bought the premium 100.00 USD skin just because he has Fuck You money

>>718397196
what is he boggling?

>>718397280
https://www.petmd.com/exotic/what-is-rat-boggling

>>718391387
giwtwm

>>718397196
>>718397280
>>718397363
boggle?

>>718397363
but what was he boggling?

>>718397608
Your mind.

>>718390407
His greed will be his downfall

>>718389190 (OP)
Modern dinosaurs.

>>718391387
Poor piggy, but that's just the way nature is.

>>718393254
>Velociraptor looked like this
childhood ruined

>>718392426
outsanding move, very nice.

>>718391387
sleep tight pigger

>>718396149
oblivion ragdollin ass

>>718397846
>nature
>guy literally throws pig into snake's pit

>>718390510
because if he walked on 0 legs he'd fall over. also thats a meerkat, dipshit

>>718399003
wtf mazzranache real??

>>718398885
Snakes have to eat and they only eat live prey

>>718389190 (OP)
>FTP

stupid zoomer

>>718394580
>Help me!
>I am winning

>>718395824
Cute elephant.

>>718399003
why is he nakey

>>718395824
The taste....of a liar!

>>718398885
humans are nature

>>718397515
DALLAS SALLAD

>>718393254
lol imagine mating pressing this thing. It's legs in the air kicking feebly as you pound its birussy and it's looking at you with that dumb open beak look lmao

>>718389190 (OP)
>dev deletes game without warning

>>718398452
Kind of, they were smaller

>>718399212
yeah but throwing pigs into snakes is not nature lol

>>718399950
>an animal kills another animal using another animal
>not nature

>>718399745
you just know there's a pile of seagull bones in that crevasse

>>718399745
>loot cave
>find 1 meat and 3 feathers

>>718400020
>snake in his terrarium (natural made ofc)
>domesticated (just like in nature)
>thrown a live pig right in his face (that's how snakes usually hunt for prey when they're out in the nature)

>>718400308
glad we agree

>>718393523

I think he was implying that you sound like Dwight Schrute.

>>718390407
Look at him go

>>718396374
>female mallards evolved anti-rape vaginas
what's the evolutionary advantage of that?

>>718398469
Imagine seeing a bunch of these off in the distance moving towards you. Probably be a whole lot of WTF

>>718399402
>>718399003
BEHOLD A MAN!

>>718394513
Somebody noticed

>>718396381

6/10

>>718390407
>Gambling makes about 100 billion yearly.
Yes, the stupid masses are quickly parted with their money.

>>718400516
Only the turbo rapist ducks with the twisted of dicks can fuck, and thus those must have the best jeans.
Basically survival of the rapiest

>>718400738
kek

>>718390407
Just proves that people have too much money as is. Tax them more.

>>718400516
To allow mate selection. Mallards don't exclusively rape to reproduce, hens and drakes still pair off and fuck. Just the incel ducks rape. By having an anti-rape vagina, the hens are still able to select for more fit partners.

>>718400816
that doesn't explain the evolutionary emergence of anti-rape vaginas

>>718401056
>any male can rape regardless of the quality of the genes
>develop anti rape cloacas to avoid being raped by the lowest males with the most normal dicks
>weirdest dicks that can actually rape female=good genes
>normal dicks that can't rape females=bad genes

>>718392426
>prey species eat the predator
https://roaring.earth/shark-vs-giant-octopus/

I was looking for another story about an octopus that was forgotten when they cleaned the acquarium.
When they introduced back new fishes it kept eating them.

>>718400020
what kind of argument are you making?

There is no nature here lol, the pig is feed the snake is contained.

>>718392426
fucking textbook

>>718395545
>>718395824
i never expected them to be so nutty. they apparently make towers made of their own dried piss to tell each other to fuck off

>>718393254
>game introduces a new type of enemy in a cutscene
And suddenly I'm reminded why they are related to raptor

>>718394513
rodents grind their teeth when they're happy

>>718399434
>pröööt

>>718393743
kek

>>718400958
Replace taxes with gacha and in two months you'd get enough for a crewed mission to Uranus.

>>718400516
mallard are like the embodiment of this metaphor

>>718399593
Man, cloaca is messy as hell
Go watch the videos of the dude fucking the ostriches.

Tiny mob drop a Zweihänder on death

>>718401242
>develop anti rape cloacas
evolution isn't a with-intention guided process.
Having a vagina which is less fit for successful reproduction would be at an evolutionary disadvantage and therefore go soon extinct.
Your mind keeps circling around dicks which is desu kinda gay ngl bro

>>718390407
the only animal more reddit than capybara

>>718401892
That's clearly a monk-druid

>>718402694
>less fit for successful reproduction

Reproduction with inferior males. Spamming low quality offspring is what invertebrates do

>>718403036
I remember the original video of that, little guy is purring his head off the whole time.

>>718391387
the scary thing bout these big ass snakes aint the way they kill but rather, their big nasty stinky shits, ever seen a snake shit? yeah, fucking gross.

>>718391330
Not enough (1)s

Companion trigger trap

I hope I have that fallout pic around

GUYS GET HELP, MAEDA'S BEING BITTEN BY A HORSE

>>718403514
that was the one

>>718394138
you're a strong guy

>>718403530
Cute dog.

>>718403530
>hup hup hup hup hup

>>718394513
he's vaxxed

>>718402694
don't ask questions like why mallard with normal cloaka's aren't around anymore. Evolutionists only have one answer.

>>718396763
Yes. That kind of color variation between sexes is extremely common with birds.

>>718403976
Got raped by inferior males.

>>718403571
how was she supposed to read that sign, it wasn't in chinese

>>718403954
Two more weeks trumpsister!

>>718390407
Not surprising, anime slop is like a brain worm for normalfags and third worlders
Companies figured out the minimum effort needed to get retards to pay and play and it was tweened jpegs of anime sluts
Secondaries will ruin gaming

>>718396486
You're a fucking retard. Those types of games are so profitable because they're glorified gambling

>>718399871
Awebo

>>718403842
>Shadman

>>718404367
Don't listen to THE WEST posters they dont actually care about video games

>>718396486
gacha is the most degenerate gambling shit out there

>>718404224
>the shape of your dick increases your survivability
>being harder to be inseminated increases your survivability
interesting

>>718403960
>use killbind midair

>>718392426
Huh? What was that noise? Who's there!

>>718403842
https://youtu.be/Q8ukcO_Oc8s?si=v-MpQjU0vSGN5A44

>>718403842
I just hear the warp pipe sound in my head.

>>718396149
GAME OVER
---------------------------
PRESS "R" TO TRY AGAIN

>>718389190 (OP)
>>>Game is FTP and has premium skins.

>>718397119
Brown hands typed this post

>>718393530
>>718393881
nigga they're called flightless. they will not run away, they can literally only fight.

>>718404871
why are cats so dumb (cute)

>>718389190 (OP)
retard doesn't even chew before swallowing

>>718394513
You'd know if you ever ate a good apple in your life. The crunch, the juiciness. I could go for a good honey crunch right about now.

>>718405501
overbred

>>718405116
>showing the fascinating but genetically inferior sea creatures that you have fingers

>>718403842
>Politoed used dig!

>>718405784
good to see that there are still SAO fans around

>>718403571
good lord look at that woman's head

>>718389190 (OP)
sexual dimorphism is amoizeeng

>>718406117
>ai slop
go back

>>718406213
retard

>>718406251
live that retarded ""smile"" he has at the end

>>718406639
look at the food pellets you nigger its AI
retarded easily fooled pajeet

>>718398469
Cactuar crab

>>718401892
>bobs been showing the bear the kung-fu films again

>>718399434
>'ick on 'eck

>>718407112
Isn't this literally sumo?

>>718406213
scent glands

>>718407514
>Brave Man's Road

>>718403571
KEK at the reference, deserves a reread.

>>718390407
What is with the influx of boberposting as of late? Is /v/ dare I say, a beaver board?

>>718408604
Women must learn their place in the world.

>>718390407
Is this the thread?

>>718408952
He's gone mad with power

>>718396149
I love birds. I love chickens. The thought of harming a bird is repugnant to me. However, this is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen.

>>718405890
We never left

>>718405721
just like humans

>>718405116
͜

>>718409504
Trump fired "Thor"?

>>718400958
>Just proves that people have too much money as is
>B-but I have to rent a tiny apartment because I can't afford a 50k down payment for a mortgage to buy a house!!!!!
>Then proceeds to waste 100$ a week in fucking anime girl jpgs
The absolute state...

>game has a summoner class
>he can summon controllable minions

>>718396189
The much worse thing is that they have really short natural lifespans

>>718409504
>because trump won we have to genocide this animal now

>>718392426
Meanwhile I do this in Walmart and euroshit anons make fun of me for it. Why the double standard?

>>718408604
Damn that second hit was brutal did she died

>>718402870
beavers are the white man's rodent

>>718410014
>nigger reading comprehension

>>718410014
>Because Trump won, cuts to funding means they can't keep the species alive
Retard

>Enemy can mimic NPCs

https://youtube.com/shorts/-JtHF8NSoNc?si=F76st63gMr1JCE8g

>>718409504
Meh, most of the time endangered animals die off anyway because humans took too long to start caring about them, so by the time we try and save them there's often nothing we can do.

>>718396486
Westoid LGBT faggotry = not being attracted to children

>>718410697
What does the N sign stand for?

>>718411753
>>718409504
Who even cares about other animals, we already got all the important ones (dogs, cats, chicken, cows and rats for genetic testing)
If nature says they should go extinct, then let it happen.

>>718396149
holy fuck
the way he stiff ragdolls then fucking explodes
im dying

>>718411385
oh fuck is that dog alright

>>718411986
>but muh white genocide

>>718390407
i thought beavers ate bugs and fish

>>718403960
What is the tactical advantage of braining yourself on the floor?

>>718411753
Not true. For instance, several apex birds of prey such as the bald eagle and peregrine falcon were nearly wiped out during the mid 20th century because of the use of DDT. Thanks to conservationist efforts, DDT usage was heavily regulated, and now those species are thriving once again. There is plenty that we can do to save animals from the brink of extinction.
>>718411986
Nature isn't what causes most modern species to go extinct, it's human activity.

>>718407514
>Objective: escape

>>718411385
Jesus fuck he's fucking dead

>>718396149
I feel really bad for laughing and I hate animals getting hurt but the way he just goes stiff before exploding is too comedic.

>>718412153
>>>/pol/

>>718410709
>heh, if africans can't sustain themselves we should let them starve; cut all aid now
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LET THIS RANDOM ANIMAL SPECIES DIE WE NEED BILLIONS TO KEEP IT ALIVE

>>718412809
Who are you quoting?

>>718408952
what is he gonna do with that

>>718413025
none of your dam business

>>718402870
>even doe reddit probably hates them for committing deforestation and blocking rivers as their defining pieces of culture

>>718413258
You little shit

>>718407112
>BROTHER OH BROTHER
>TELL ME WHAT WE'RE FIGHTIN FOR

>>718413373
Noooooo you cant kill the heckin tree-erinos

>>718411385
why did he do it bros

>>718413512
cause there was a tranq dart stuck in his ass

>>718413546
Didn’t know Steven Seagal became a hunter

>>718411385
>when life becomes unbearable

>>718389190 (OP)
>watch out guys, the enemy stand user could be ANYone...

>>718407112
>>718413453
LIQUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIDD

>>718412613
It was over so fast he probably felt nothing

>>718406213
>what is a muntjac

>>718413512
Nerve gas

>>718396149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_JV11vs_kA

>>718398469
h-hayai....

>>718414490
Me on my first date.

>>718402285
U wot?

>>718393437
>2% chance to drop a Maliwan gun that will be outclassed in 2 hours of playtime.

>>718413546
>tranq dart
Try arrow instead.

>>718409504
Those things have been perpetually "on the edge of extinction" as long as everyone on this board has been alive. It sucks. I like ferrets. I think those animals are beautiful, but i would not part with a single coin to keep them on another day of life support. Know what is natural in the animal kingdom? One species overtaking another and wiping it out. Know what is not natural? Keeping a species artificially alive. Just let them go. Humans are not supernatural. We are not beyond nature. New species and creatures find ways to adapt and cohabitate around us. The world moves on. Such is life.

>>718390407
>dog: putin
>fruit: donbass and crimea

>>718409504
>retarded failure of a rat sucks at life
It goes extinct. So what?

>>718411976
Nelephant.

>>718393254
this kills the Christcuck

>>718412153
Unironically if they dont do something about it, then they deserve it.

>>718396486
Granblue Fantasy is awash with faggotry
They have 3 different yuri couples that read like they were written by a fat ugly woman and constant homerotic subtext with a lot of the male characters

>>718411385
>when you realized that dropbear wasn't just a euphemism
What the fuck happened anyway, no flailing at all just became a statue on the way down.

>>718413817
I laughed.

>>718412237
>HMMMMMMM

>>718412350
This is basicly what babies are left to do, getting addicted to bleeps and bloops and random colors their shitty brains cant even understand.

>>718390407
This is why we need total gooner death.

>>718415809
My nephews are like this. They can't even sit through regular TV shows without getting bored and wanting to change the channel because their brains are so fried from having access to ipads so early.

>>718415307
Crows are very intelligent creatures.

>>718416657
What are you implying here.

>>718408604
>hmm I just got tackled twice, surely now is the time to be completely unaware of my surroundings
>gets completely blindsided again
at least try to not be a sheep punching bag, make an attempt

>>718389190 (OP)
Why do animal incels try to show off so much like the hoes dont care you decked out in gold fur lil bro

>>718407112
they actually kill each other like crazy. most beaver deaths are from fights over territory.

>>718417379
The joke is that they do.
The ones that strike the right balance between 'fancy' and 'not so fancy that it gets in the way of surviving' are the ones that sire the most offspring and create the next generation of fancy fuckers.

>>718399745
The Stop Killing Gulls initiative will prevent this

>>718412153
Whites are the most important ones though.

>>718415258
>>718415339
Ferrets are domesticated animals retard, they aren't meant to live in the wild.

>>718412350
monkeys like cat videos too. they are really like us.

>>718406735
it's called compression artifacts. it's why ai is shit because it's trained on shitty videos.
that clip is older than you.

>>718406735
Retard

>>718396149
>enemy explodes on death

>>718412228
They eat plants, not fish. They hang out in water because they're safe there, especially if they manage to flood a large area with their dams.

>>718417685
No humans are.

>>718406735
Dumb nigger monkey

>>718412350
I was waiting for him to pause and scroll back to look at girls

>>718418195
this will actually kill them. without wear and tear the horns will grow into their skulls.

>>718418629
it won't kill us idiot

>>718390407
Me carrying my groceries so I won't have to go twice.

>>718408952
The moment they learn how to use these trees will go extinct.

>>718418195
>tranny flag goats
fucking kys pajeet tranny

>>718418146
That's what I said.

>>718418730
>us

>>718419146
Jannyyyyyy! Clean it up janny!

>>718418120
>dudes in the middle of dunking it out
>get interrupted by retarded dronetard
YEAH THANKS BRO I WAS WINNING

>>718417523
>The ones that strike the right balance between 'fancy' and 'not so fancy that it gets in the way of surviving' are the ones that sire the most offspring and create the next generation of fancy fuckers.
Surviving can be optional. There's a species of goat where females select for the biggest horns, but because the horns curl inwards this can end up killing the males.
However, since they got to have sex before that happened, this ensures there's always a next generation of males with suicide-bombs attached to their heads.

>>718419613
Yeah, probably should've specified 'surviving until capable of reproducing'

/an/ crossovers are always the best threads, doesn’t matter if it’s /sp/an, /tv/an /int/an or whatever. Just give us pornfree /b/ already

>>718396189
>Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars., and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish, and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons."

>>718420009
Yeah but humans are dumping metric tons of mercury in the ocean completely poisoning all sea life, get fucking rekt dolphins lmao.

>>718419938
rat looking like the girls in my hentai manga getting the best dick of their life

>>718414979
>>718420214
What?

>>718420126
>sea level constantly rising
>dolphins love to rape
Think they're steps ahead of you

>>718389190 (OP)
>gets attacked by predator in the wild
>tries to run away
>predator catches it by grabbing its ridiculously long tail
Retarded evolution choice.

>>718419938
I fucking hate rats so much fuckers should all be guillotined by mouse traps.

>>718412681
That's beautiful.

>>718420342
Australia is way cooler. It's near identical.

>>718405116
They’re just happy to be there

>>718420425
t. cat

>>718404967
did that dog just pass the mirror test?

>>718412350
>stops at cat video
based monke

>>718420840
homo shittians will say it's just a coincidence because they're scared that they wont be special for being sapient anymore

>>718418629
this was posted on /an/
They said one of the goats gouged an eye out with it's horns.

>>718418629
You're aware that they can be taken off, right?

>>718420009
>all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish, and play around
And rape.

>>718412350
Literally me.

>>718421450
fuck off with your AI slop

>>718420425
>traps can be defused

>>718422894
Fuck yeah.

>>718422140
>Dragon's Dogma gameplay

>>718396149
That jump

>>718402285
I have.
Several times.

>>718420425
BASED
FUCK RAS

>>718396149
>Miss Etna's Prinny retirement plan.webm

>>718404520
Most traits are polygenic. It's possible some beneficial trait was linked to the genes that determine the dick size. So ducks with small dicks would produce shitty young that would die. Therefore the female ducks that had longer cloacal canals would be more likely to produce stronger ducklings if they only got impregnated by long dicked ducks.

>>718416842
>Crows are very intelligent creatures.
indeed, they can even identify particular people as enemies.....but I'm sure it's just a coincidence

>>718418629
>if they don't bash the top ends of their horns against each other the bottom parts will grow into their brains
sure, retard

>>718392426
someone post the shark one

>>718396763
It's a golden pheasant. My aunt used to raised them in her farm just because she liked them.. Females are very shy but docile. Males are very curious and assholes that would eat the food of the females and just boss them around. But unlike chickens they need to be caged 24/7 or they escape. Eggs are very small.. Females are edible but I didn't like them, some find the meat a delicacy, I don't. Would rather have free range chicken and eggs. The males shed a lot of feathers so you can collect them without harming them

>>718424470
>Females are edible
the males aren't?

>>718399745
Flappy bird?

>>718424740
SA , ah no he warned about this

>>718395024
Anon only 3 people have ever died from those things and two of them were drunk retards and the other was a stubborn 90+ year old farmer who refused to not work. Theyre not dangerous in the slightest.

>>718411974
Ah yes, children.

>>718401892
Elden ring 2 boss fight.
Runebearer Monk.
Can summon 2 Runebears like Niall.
(the summons wield weapons tool).
Hp. regen. On hit.
Innate bleed.
Lord of. Blood exultation buff.
Crucible Knight tier poise.
Input reading forward lunge to punish sipping.
Drops 1000.runes.and (2) mushroom.

>>718390092
Remember when Firefox could embed a whole-ass ftp client inside an extension?

RIP Firefox.

>>718412809
what AID do you think actually ever got to the africans, you retard? and what little DID, only made the problem worse, as the africans continued sitting on their asses eating and fucking, and murdering and raping and cannibalising etc. massive population explosion.

>>718415485
Are those 3 couples canon?

>>718417949
This is how people turn into furries, or at least how HMOFA gets new fans.

>>718419146
CLEAN IT UP, JANNY. In my headcanon, the dog that pokes its head in is the janny at the end.

>>718423991
There's a reason crows are sometimes referred to as 'biker gangs'. Fuck with one and not only does it remember, it gets the others to roll up on you later.

>>718417949
Fuck, not even catgirls should suck your fingers if they don't intend on doing the deed. It's an asshole thing to do.

>game has great sound design
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0ZffIh0-NA

>>718415446
oh they are GOING to do something about it. the world has conveniently forgotten what happened the last time they did.

>>718416089
needs to be a fucking competency test for parenthood.

>>718389190 (OP)
zesty ahh bird

>>718405890
I'm a SAO hater and SAO Abridged fan

>>718423991
>You_were_indicted.DarkSouls

>>718425228
this is just bad programming from the devs

>>718390407
>>718410625
>bober
LOL

>>718409186
Who is best girl, and why is it Yuuki?

>>718411976
"Not electric" but the big guy can't read

>>718403038
How does is having a normal penis makes them failed males? They could be stronger and faster than rape penis males

>>718421380
no one will take them off.

>>718415485
https://app.sensortower.com/overview/com.tamra.GranblueFantasy
Sensor Tower has it making less than 5k a month. Where did this hypothetical yuri money go?

>>718404367
>>718404446
Gays lost.

>>718420342
What a retarded map. There's no way for the ocean to enter the mainland, except for the one measly straight all the way to the left in California. Are we supposed to believe that the US is flooded by rainfall?

And the waters cur perpendicularly into very tall mountains. When it would make way more sense for the water to cut through parallel to the mountains.

>>718426763
Yuuki and Argo are best
Kizmel and Sinon are also great
Honestly all the SAO girls are cute
Tia was hot when she still hated everyone in the main cast, fucking sucks that she ended up becoming just another Kirito dicksucker by the end of HR

>>718427554
does nebraska remind you of anything

>>718427554
>bluuuurb gurgle gurgle glurb ack
That's what you sound like 25 years from now

>>718389190 (OP)
I will buy one (1) premium skin and parade amongst the Fashionable Ones.

>>718427669
oh. I see now.

>>718412237
They're physically too small to have inner ears complex enough to have decent balance, so they just gun it and hope for the best

>>718411208
>>718395776
>>718393729
Aww, you're trying so hard to fit in!

>>718407514
>Escape to albania

>>718424584
We never killed the males for food and you dont eat animals that died naturally.. If roosters are any similar they should taste worse than females testosterone and stress spoil the meat. There's a reason you try to kill cows as quickly and painless as possible eating any meat of an animal that was terrified for hours before being slaughtered is a horrible experience. And you can instantly tell

>>718410578
>>718408604
Someone answer this, i want to know if its just funny so i can download or if she actually died

>>718427250
I cant tell what hes eating

>>718428635
Ukrainian

>>718427806
come on man, i thought you were being ironic

>>718427669
>>718427806
I didn't notice it either, glad I didn't sperg out about it, that would have been embarassing

>>718417718
>practically 100% kill rate
>been around since the carboniferous period
This is what peak performance looks like

>>718420840
Thats pretty common anon

>>718428823
Sorry for not recognizing not-America at a glance.

>>718403960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OMFqXy3j1g

>>718422712
Theropodbros...

>>718398452
velociraptors were the size of dodos, utah raptors were pretty big though

>armor set
>it negates environmental damage

>>718423991
>Crows will remember that...

>>718411976

Nigger

>>718399434
Closest relative to the elephants, btw.

>>718428959
>Enemies are more scared of you than you are of them

>My lard ass cat has learned that if he jumps at the door handle for a little bit, he can use his weight to open it
>Recently the kitten's been doing the same cause she's imitating him
Animals are supposed to be DUMB.

>>718428974
Why does the other horse not seem to care?

>>718411753
I too make statements entirely on vibes and nothing else

>>718429028
Theoretically is this a humane way to kill your dinner?

>>718429340
why...

>>718414582
>>718414671
i greatly desire a game of a coyote adventuring with his badger buddy

>>718411385
https://youtu.be/XCDKJQ3Z8bU?si=VeFb4FABixbzv8DG

>>718429340
I cry every time.
https://youtu.be/Ng2qx_nveDQ

>>718429340
Anon wtf is wrong with you

>>718429245
ohnonono
off to the rape dungeon with you

>>718390510
That's clearly Plato's man, dipshit

>>718430257
>And this is anon's room. He's a gamer.

>>718430215
They're all checking if he died so they can eat him if so.

>>718396149
lmaooo

>>718402694
note that it's anti rape not anti sex

>>718430257
How the fuck do they make these

>>718430257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFhIkQo9Mmc

>>718430347
>Game has misinformation

>>718396486
it's because they employ the unfair, predatory tactic of having beautiful female characters and not scolding the player for being a chud incel

>>718427669
home because I live here unfortunately

>>718429340

>Game lacks collision control

>>718430770
dumbass owner shoulda bought a huge ass bed when it was a puppy

>>718411385
He didn't fly so good.

>>718429563
:(

>>718392426
Love how it turns black to blend with the escape ink

>>718394513
He became aware of his sin.

>>718414490
Aren't they both cows? Are they trying to lez out?

>>718430257
Living alone, this is me as soon as I hear any kind of noise outside

>>718418195
>modern pvp chat moderation

>>718426753
Zabito bobra...

Cute dog.

>>718431285
Anons should I start brushing my croc?

>>718431203
YOU'RE NOT ALEXANDER

>>718431285
it´s probably enraged

>>718431285
>the reptile zoo
The guy in the video is a legit psychopath thats known for mistreating/out right killing his animals and doesnt give them proper enclosures. That particular gator in the video is actually very old, he specifically didnt feed it enough to keep it small and malnourished so it would stay small and sluggish so he could tour with it.

>>718431570
>Game has a dark, hidden backstory

>>718431570

Give me further reading. Inquiring minds want to know.

>>718431285
happy dinosaur is happy.

>>718426753
Noooooo.... Beaver San....

>>718431806
>Woman : anon with sauce
>Dogs : /v/

>>718429337
No idea but it looks cheap and third world, so I hate it.

>>718399402
Sometimes animals get hair/fur loss, normally because of skin infections, things like that. Sometimes it's just weird genetic conditions. Generally you can only see that kind of thing in zoos because in the wild animals like that die ignominiously in the middle of nowhere.

>>718412809
>country with GDP in the trillions incapable of caring about more than a single thing at once

>>718431827
https://youtu.be/lzDKfk3Kv3I?si=GAB27ucm6HEr3pNN

Ive known about it for a while (used to live down the street from this place), theres plenty of stuff to read up on, but that video is a pretty good summary of it.

>>718392426
Morays, when will they learn

>>718432283
it is like a sport for them

>>718432327
almost got bit though at the start.

>>718432283
BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFT

>>718390407
Here me out: death camps from the holocaust but they're actually real and we fill them with people who purchase microtransactions

>>718431285
brushie
brushie

>>718432423
Almost all animals are amazed and love it when they learn humans have opposable thumbs for scritches.

>>718432424
They bite shit to figure out what it is, same with sharks. They don't have hands.

Here they come!

>>718432523
dinosaur and human friend.

>>718432658
i want to give them a pizza

although, i have to say. EEL is fucking awesome eating. like holy shit.

>>718396486
Spending actual money on weeb gambling games is even gayer than sucking dicks.

>>718403976
>Evolutionists

>>718432327
>that lich hand

>>718427359
Sensor tower is chink only
Chinks do not matter, not long enough before they are crushed under their paper thin infrastructure anyway
>>718429268
It's a faggot Twink donkey

>>718432967
Have you never taken a long bath? Your skin does that in water.

>>718403036
That cat will now develop a giga chad jaw that can bite fingers off

>>718429337
It's how pigs are slaughtered. They get a good ol' zap before they are slit open.

I wish they would allow people to keep dishes as pets.

Why do so many animals like being petted/scrached

Vultures are very funny methinks

>>718427321
You're a failure as a human being for not being able to understand this simple fact: it does not matter if you're fast or strong, just that you are able to get your dick inside a pussy to pass on your genes.

>>718420840
The test is on wild animals

>>718431806
Vultures are really dope.

>>718432423
>>718432523
Morays are really dope.

>>718433251
feels good, man

>>718407514
>has flight
>doesn't use it

>>718433334
Dumbass underageb& eating frozen water

>>718411385
>>718413512
>>718415504
He had an arrow in his chest cavity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqlDlL41gGo
Another reason why bears are so dangerous. Even if you nail one with an obviously lethal blow, it still has a good 20 seconds where it can still rip your fucking face off.

>>718432958
Anon... thats not a real octopus

Youd never smooch a baby gibbon on his tiny little face right?

>>718431203
awwwww fuck you

>>718433406
Flying is much more energy intensive. There is no human movement that can compare to it.

>>718429268
Most animals are kinda indifferent to homosexuality

>>718402872
Kino

>>718398469
A true BAKUSHIN moment

>>718433712
Anon this is a blue board

>>718399137
this comment brought joy to my old orc hunter heart

>>718406858
Hëllo ratö

>>718429563
One of my cats died like this, not to say exactly like this, but the cat she used to hang out with constantly got ran over, she just wasted away, wouldn't eat, wouldn't do anything, I took her to like 3 different vets, nothing wrong with her, blood tests, x-rays etc, perfectly fine, she just gave up.
Putting her down was sadly the humane thing to do, she really wanted to join her friend in kitty heaven.

>>718433097
I shouldn't laugh but this shit always gets me

Actually fuck monkeys

>enemies enrage if you don't defeat them quickly enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KKkdIODSok

>>718403151
I like the edit that adds MGR music over it

>>718402285
Dolphin porn is the most I'll do

>>718433712
literally me

>>718433946
What the fuck is the context of this

>>718434086
The chimp is a psychopathic omnivore

>>718434086
monkey has had enough of the seagull's shit

>>718396149
>Fallout 4 legendary robots upon death:

>>718396175
Based. Fuck Geese.

>>718434374
Terry Bogard pls

>>718434086
He is going bananas

>>718433897
I'm the same. I think it's the comical 'goes stiff and falls like it's a cartoon' part. But for some reason I find the LiveLeak vids of this happening to Chinese people not as funny.

>>718433946
Why is he up there
What the fuck even are those poles for? Modern art? That doesn't look like any climate big apes live in

>>718434518
I remember the vulture bosses in DKC being bigger than that

>>718434173
>>718434246
Oh man I didn't even see it was a chimp, I thought it was like a cable guy or something

>>718433463
fuck you. shit is so good. there's even a mineral water drink made specifically to taste like a lemonade icy block.

>>718434668
Now I'm picturing Larry the Cable Guy beating the shit out of a seagull

>>718433946
Tower Macaco rare species, threat level ******.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njeLCjHZKiA

>>718398469
so thats why kingler has 95 speed

>>718434013
A shame there's so little of it.