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Most vidya romance feels like its been written from the perspective of the opposite gender.

>>718389671 (OP)
Because it is.

>>718389671 (OP)
who fucking made this shit, some asexual freak or tranny? this is wrong for both genders

>>718389671 (OP)
Only betamales want to be pampered. I'm the one doing the pampering in my fantasies.

>>718389671 (OP)
Not enough choking for the women's romance image

>>718389671 (OP)
>Actual women's romance in real life: Obsessing over a chad who has 5 other women in his harem and doesn't care about them

You forgot to mention, the girl has to be 12.

>>718390127
Which one

No I don't want mommyshit I don't understand why so many guys want it
In fact I want the opposite

>>718390176
Yes

I want to fix evil women, not this gay shit

>>718390316
I want an evil woman to call me a good boy

>>718389671 (OP)
Actual Women's Romance
>I'm evil/criminal/violent but only (You) can tame me into prince charming
>I'll still choke and slap you though lmao

This but I get hagged without a shred of mercy

I don't care about women

>>718389671 (OP)
>Women's Romance
>No mention of rape, incest, pedophilia, and/or abuse
0/10, too tame

>>718389902
This. I don't want some fucking mommy complex bitch to bathe and feed me. My last girlfriend played at being incredibly lazy because she liked it when I took care of her.
>Washing and brushing your GF's hair.
RIP. We're all gonna make it bro.

Alistair from dragon age: origins is my wife's #1 top husbando of all time. Followed closely by Garrus - though on a replay she noticed Garrus's romance in is basically just "wow let's bang!" and Mordin telling you not to "ingest". It's really in 3 and Citadel that Garrus becomes 10/10.

My #1 waifu of all time is Dolce from RF4. Followed closely by Tali from ME.

>>718389902
mein nieger, this good boy epidemic has been a disaster for men when all girls want is a daddy
yes, even the milfs

>>718389902
Go die for a jew then

>>718389671 (OP)
The one with the catgirl harem was more accurate of male fantasies.

>>718390740
holy shit, rent free

>>718389671 (OP)
Men's romance tends to be less about actual romance and more about a man facing adversity, rising up to the occasion, becoming powerful and awesome, and getting the girl(s) almost as a natural consequence of it.

In a way though, this is almost as naive as women's romance.
There's plenty of great men who got cucked, like Napoleon.

>>718389902
I am an autistic betamale but the bottom panel still seems lame and gay to me. I already have a mom, I don't want 2

>>718390585
How do you feel about DA:O being basically built to cuck a female character who romances Alistair?
Does him impregnating Morrigan bother you or does it make it better?

>>718389902
is a 50/50 split ok?

>>718390303
In The Tale of Genji, written in the early 11th century, men are frequently moved by the beauty of youths. In one scene the hero is rejected by a lady and instead sleeps with her little brother.

>>718390882
Manlet's curse

>/v/
>romance

>>718389902
I like both, though there is an extreme lack of what you're talking about unless you play something that's basically Princess Maker like Idolm@ster or Uma Musume or just the aforementioned

>>718389671 (OP)
>lap pillows
>being called a good boy
>>>>>having babies
God I wish men's romances were like that in wrpgs

Post your favorite vidya romance.

The only dynamic worth fighting for is when equal wits male and female are in a constant battle to one up each other on the streets and in the sheets

>>718389902
you will never experience the joy of being all lovey dovey with your significant other taking turns in being pampered

>>718391425
That's why it's easy when you are the one administering the headpats. Everyone lines up because it's so rare. Haha, come one over girls, there's enough room in oji-san's lap for all of you!

>>718391483
Come home white man

>>718390526
You just want a fucking barbie

>>718391719
better than wanting another mother

>>718391709
>Come home brown man

>>718389671 (OP)
Both of these are wrong but it gets a pass for at least being better than the original.

>>718389671 (OP)
bottom should be
>i love you *insert name
>i wana bear many children for you

>>718391418
tbf /v/ talks a lot about romance. Too much actually.
You have anons on this board that will play (or watch it on Youtube) a 100+ hour JRPG and come out of it calling the game a dating sim, spending years arguing about which character had the best romance subplot even though that only makes up maybe an hour of time total in the playthrough.

>>718389902
>Only betamales want to be pampered.
Opinion like that are made by betas who try to act like alpha.
Man is supposed to fight with his enemies not his wife.
After hard working day for my family's well being and safety i want my wife to pamper me so i can rest well for the next day. I want her to call me a good boy, give me headpats and cuddles.
Because its easier to beat shit out of my enemies after a good rest.

>>718392037
>I want her to call me a good boy
Just like mommy.

>>718389902
>>718389671 (OP)
only autistic wannabe macho virgins are into submissive girls (not like they exist nowadays lol)
chads get taken care of by cute girls (and they often even pimp out their besties to the chad too), and they dont have to do anything. sometimes they get asked to choke the girl during sex, but otherwise its girls that leads and they just chill

why teh fuck would you think that being in a position where you have to babysit someone is the superior one lmfaooo

>>718389902
It's okay to want to be pampered for once.
It's also okay to want to do it back.

Reminds me of that one image of someone criticizing a Romance VN for being poorly written and the creator responds with something like "Sorry, I never experienced what it's like to be in a loving relationship."

>>718392037
>Anime image
Beta detected.
Beta opinion.
Opinion discarded.

>>718392037
>dipshit missed the point of the original post
you want a mom you can fuck, you can still be the provider and love your wife without the cringe mommy shit

>>718390882
Napoleon went and slept with the wife of one his officers to cope with his wife back in France cheating on him. Apparently this is just a common thing in French culture.

premarital sex is a sin and you will all burn in hellfire
especially homosexuals

>>718391814
Its a tan though.
>b-bu
Explain why your child with matsuri is white then

I never understood romance or love. Do you just propose to someone you think is cute/cool? That's it?
>are you retarded/autistic anon?
idk? I am sane.

>>718392589
and you will burn for judging everybody else

>women’s romance: I love you so much hun, I will never let you go
>men’s “romance”: let me take care of you the rest of your life, do your laundry and make your food, also be the bread winner, also ride you in bed like a bull and you’re never on top, also be an emotional sponge for all of your issues, also a lot of shit that basically makes me my literal mommy to you rather than something you call me in bed. And yes if you have friends they totally won’t judge you for this
Listen bros, I was into gfd shit for like 3-4 years 5 years ago, and then I realized what it does to the woman. A good relationship is where both sides take care of each other, and no infantile baby shit.

>>718392589
so are you still a virgin?

>>718389902
>He doesn't want his girl to play with his hair and massage him every once in a while while whispering sweet nothings.
Fag.

>>718392656
Literally no romance is like that, in fact, it's the opposite and the player is always the one being the emotional sponge
You're making shit up to seethe about a fetish you don't like, embarrassing

>>718392526
>>718389902
>IM BALDING 35 YO BEARDED MACHO MAN AND IM PURSUING GIRLS AND TAKING CARE OF THEM, SEE HOW MANLY I AM? SOON I WILL START A TRADITIONAL FAMILY AND WE WILL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER
>WAIT WHAT... WHY DID THAT BITCH JUST CHEAT ON ME WITH CHAD? SHE WAS IN IT JUST FOR MY MONEY ALL ALONG???

meanwhile actual chads live like this:
>"yo baby bring ur besties to my place and lets have some fun"
>"yes chad! :*"
>*girls come to chads place and play with his hair, make him food, and take care of him, then they all fuck*
>*everyone goes home and they repeat it the next day*

>>718392589
There is no hell christ cuck. Your bible says so. Go read your book.

>>718391643
Lolicon jokes aside, is this anime worth watching?

>>718392617
You find the raddest person who's company you really enjoy having around all the time and ask if it's cool for them to live with you and have sex with you until one of you dies.
That's basically how romance works, it's pretty cool and makes you act retarded.

>>718392617
No. You look for signs that someone is into you and then ask them on a date. Then you date them for a while and see if they are actually chill or just insane and will make you miserable.

The fuck is with these autists and playing with hair lol. You niggas watch too much anime.

>>718392589
Jesus forgives all those who accept Him, but a heart filled with judgement and hatred has no room for the Lord.

I just need a cold hearted, strict, tsundere girl who is shows moments of immense lovey dovey behaviour (when no one is around). Mandated hand holding when in public as well. Is that too much to ask?

>>718392990
>You look for signs that someone is into you
Literally impossible.

>>718392617
at first its about immediate lust most of the time. so you just filtr until you two kiss and have sex
if these two people enjoy their company a lot they will repeat it every weekend and maybe introduce new activities like going out to new places, or playing games together, going on road trips

zoomers kind of twisted romance though, so often they end up in these unclear situationships because they were afraid to filtr at first, and it gets harder and more awkward to do it at a later phase. So zoomer romance often looks platonic, like two friends hanging out and talking. and the girl often talks to other guys because shes really waiting for someone to filtr with her and give her sex.

>>718393026
>Epstein accepts Jesus
oh no no no no no no no no

>>718392847
then why do you cope and seethe so hard when we tell you that you are going to hell? you are like a literal jew, they say the bible isn't canon yet they hate God anyway, cope sinner.

>>718392617
You usually just look at them from a distance and fantasize about a life together before spilling your spaghetti in front of her, usually it ends there but if not you move on to step 2: acting awkward and uncomfortable whenever you're together, deluding yourself into thinking you're stoic and aloof when really you're scared, until she gets sick of you.

>>718393094
Comes with experience.

>>718392037
>if she's not pampering me she's fighting me
Retard

>>718392617
It’s a feeling that can’t really be put into words, you need to experience it to get it. It transcends reality even though in the end it’s just natural instincts in play.

>>718392037
>immediately relates non-mommy relationship with conflict
nice childhood trauma, faggot

>>718392037
you really made them mad kek

>>718393164
It's pretty nice when/if you get to step 3 tho when you're so used to being around the other person that you're no longer afraid to fart while they're in the same room.

>romance
Not meant for me. I am an incel; a chud; an excess male. I will never experience love or lust or anything of the sorts. All I can do is carve out my own existence and ignore the world.

>>718389671 (OP)
women's romance fantasy is not about RAPE???

>>718389671 (OP)
Shouldn't the picture of men's romance be a cold badass surrounded by women? Like Duke Nukem, or Conan.

>>718393471
>or lust
You still fap, don't lie miserable worm.

What even is the best romance in vidya?

As a man, my fantasy is to fight to protect a female partner and myself, and then rest my head in her lap while she pats my head afterwards.

>>718393468
I have never gotten past early step 2 so I have no reason to believe this mythical step 3 you speak of exists.

>>718389902
I have never met a married "alpha male" that wasn't pussy whipped into oblivion by his wife

>>718389671 (OP)
Nothing gets me harder than being called a good boy

>>718393113
I’m in my mid twenties and the difference between my age range and late gen Z is night and day. They’re so paranoid and awkward to date, and the chick I dated wasn’t even a virgin yet acted like one.

>>718390882
tbf, napoleon after he found out distanced from her, got a harem of side pieces and put his wife in a solo mansion and got a permanent concubine/lady who became his main woman. And his wife seethed endlessly about it.

>>718391186

She finds it annoying but she doesn't have any kind of cuck fantasies or insecurities so she just ignores it because it's a game. Also, not the largest sacrifice a grey warden makes.

>>718389671 (OP)
This is completely wrong the male romance is either loyal loving wife (NOT 'his mother'), or it's a harem, or it's a harem + loyal loving wife.

>>718389902
Nah, this kind of shit is only said by retarded virgins who've never been in a long term committed relationship.

When you have a long term girlfriend, you want someone who will love and care for you no matter what. It's not about acting like some "betamale who wants to be pampered". And honestly, this is the kind of shit said by actual "betamales" larping as "le macho cool guy".
You're an actual retard if you can't see that.

>>718393515
Not anymore. My dick stopped working for 3d women at 29 kek. I don’t even have the desire anymore. You could put the most attractive woman in the world in front of me, and my penis would show no response at all. My brain is trained exclusively on anime girls at this point, who do not exist, and cannot experience lust.

>>718393697
>I’m in my mid twenties and the difference between my age range and late gen Z
Anon, you are Gen Z...

>>718389671 (OP)
Think smut should involve a bit more sniffing.

>>718393598
I think that's just kind of a requirement for marriage. As a decent looking non married middle aged guy I come across a lot of married women that are very open about wanting to cheat on their husbands.

>>718389671 (OP)
lol that ain't women's romance. Remember that 50 Shades of Gray was a huge phenomenon that drove women nuts because it was every girl's biggest fantasy and it was literally just being a prostitute.

>>718393752
low t
Go to a gym and fix your diet. Your libido will skyrocket.

>>718393764
I was born in 1999, the girl I was with was born in 2006

>>718392037
that's fantasy. real life men have always been harangued by their wives, except a lucky few. There's passages from every time in earth and countless books about women being intolerable over the ages.

>>718389671 (OP)
Name 3 games with a romance like the bottom.

Hard mode: No options

>>718393140
God's love is for all his children.
>But surely THAT MAN is too evil, too far gone!
No sin is beyond the power of the Lord to absolve. If you can't abide that, it's because you still have judgement in your heart when it is not your place to judge. Instead of worrying whether this villain or that monster will face justice, know instead that God's Embrace awaits you if you trust that He knows where we all belong.

>>718389671 (OP)
That but the opposite way round.

>>718392126
This is very true. Yesterday my gf put on cat ears and then I choked her as I railed her. Then she begged me to nut inside and make her pregnant.

>>718393837
Accurate

What's the matter /v/? No femboy to pick up and carry around?

>>718393867
>>718393697
Bro same. im the guy you responded too. Im born in 2000 and tried dating 18-21 yo girls and they are awkward as hell. You can't filtr with them because they get spooked. They keep a lot of guys around them that they talk with about video games, but its mostly platonic. It's very sad and shallow plus their lives are mostly online on the Discord

>>718393873
Treating women like an animal is the only way to prevent them from walking all over you. You have to make sure they know you are the master and they are the servant. And they like that too, it's in their nature to serve men.

>finally got back into online dating after almost a decade out
>2-3 girls looked cute, rest were la creatura tier
>haven't gotten any likes back yet
same as it ever was

>>718393824
I don’t want it to skyrocket anon. I want just enough test to where I don’t have health issues from low t, but not enough that causes libido and aggression.

>>718389671 (OP)
why is fourchannel.org gaslighting me into having babies? i don't want babies, why don't you have babies instead?

>>718393974
Based.

>back in caveman times
>all the men went out hunting
>women stayed home to look after things
>one week later
>the men return, they are all super horny and need SEX
>the women are super bored and need SEX
50k years of this subhuman behavior

>>718392126
>>718393974
Imagine you go about your whole day surrounded by werewolves. Most of them mind their own business, some even act friendly, but all it would take is for one of them to snap and they could tear you to shreds. The "police" wouldn't arrive in time before you are ruined, if they even help at all. Many would question if it wasn't your fault for provoking your attacker somehow.
That's what it's like for women. They live their whole lives in fear. Rape fantasies are how they cope - it lets them reckon with being completely powerless in a controlled setting with someone they trust.

>>718394267
Oh you're gonna have babies alright. I'm gonna get you buttpregnant.

>>718389902
Okay but get this: both the man and the woman fawn over each other.

>>718389902
4th POST WORST POST.

My wife writes notes in my lunchbox each day about how much she loves me. I never get tired of it.

>>718394367
>all the men went out hunting
>all the women went out foraging
>food acquired
Simpler times.

>>718394470
You laugh but with the way things are going that's going to be the reality. Weaker smaller men are going to be forced to birth offspring for men since women won't do it. It's that or the human race faces extinction.

>>718394787
>t. reads too many of those fucked up "omegaverse" eroticas

>>718394787
I'm pretty sure it would be more efficient to just grow humans in test tubes than to somehow retrofit men to carry a fetus to term.

>>718389902
>It's just a fantasy
>Insecure faggots on this hellsite still feel the need to get mad over it

>>718389902
I brushed my little sister's hair all my life and as soon as I had a gf I brushed her hair too. It's really nice to do something like that.

>want a woman to show reciprocal sexual interest in a relationship
>this is unfair expectations and you want a mommy

>>718394556
>My wife writes notes in my lunchbox each day about how much she loves me.
It's funny how an innocuous comment to one person can be a knife through the heart to another.

>>718389671 (OP)
I hate women so much.

>>718394787
>Weaker smaller men are going to be forced to birth offspring for men since women won't do it.
Lay off AO3, fag.

>>718394787
You need to lay off the tranny porn, brother. A man getting pregnant is physically impossible.

My deepest, darkest fantasy is not to be alone.

If you post on 4chan, you cannot convince me you are an alpha. You must at least work as hard as I do in the gym and I don't really think any of you do except the rare few. At the very least the poster posting about how men have been ruined I can count on to be a pathetic DYEL.

>>718395436
You sick fuck.

>>718394469
Strange, I was weaker than adult women when I was a kid yet didn't live in fear. Perhaps you're just full of shit?

>>718395608
You're a gymcel, chad doesn't need to lift for pussy.

>check out women's dating profiles
>all of them do crossfit
>all of them want a "partner in crime"
>all of them are over 30 and single

My biggest fantasy is for me to date and eventually marry a woman who’s 5+ years older than me

>>718396362
Is that the same girl growing up over the course of the story? That's cute.

I don't get feminists.
They say I hate strong, independent women when all I want is the Sorceress or Amazon from Dragon's Crown to pamper me.

>>718396706
Strong independent women treat their men like shit.

>>718396608
It's not cute! He's grooming her!

>>718396706
>strong, independent women
This is specifically a media trope from the mid-00s for finger-waggling, fat, usually black female characters. I don't think I've ever seen a feminist say this verbatim; rather, they're more likely to just call it antiquated grifting.

>>718394469
Imagine you go about your whole day surrounded by puppies. Most of them mind their own business, some even act shy, but all it would take is for one of them to walk up to you wagging the tail and they would give you the ick. Your "girl pals" wouldn't arrive in time before you are disgusted, if they even help at all. Many would question if it wasn't your fault for provoking your attacker somehow.
That's what it's like for women. They live their whole lives in disappointment. Rape fantasies are how they cope - it lets them reckon with being being surround by things looking for your approval and affection rather than violent animals who'd hurt you like you want them to.

>>718397287
Oh, right.

>>718389902
really triggered the cucks with this post kek

My romance is girl growing to giantess size and stepping on me

Anyone else just alternates between wanting a mother-wife that pampers me and wanting a daughter-wife that gets pampered by me?

>>718397737
You're in for a wild ride kid.

>>718397792
No not really. My mom was way too affectionate with me, bordering on sexual. After a certain age it just got annoying. Seeing someone slip into a trance from hearing your voice and telling them everything is going to be OK is much more satisfying. Everybody wants to be pampered but nobody knows how to do it properly because our culture is so negative.

sex with 4chan anons
simple as

>>718397909
It would be very stinky. And you'd probably contract something.

>>718396481
Never happening. No woman would ever want to date a dude younger than them lmao

>>718397792
Yeah, a few days ago I facefucked my gf until she gagged. Yesterday we made sweet love to each other and wispered 'I love you'.

>>718389902
How do I grow balls as big as your anon?

>>718395436
jesus christ man, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>718389671 (OP)
this is literally other way around

>>718389671 (OP)
It's more like this

>>718397962
>It would be very stinky.

>>718389671 (OP)
This is more accurate.

>>718396362
That's just a typical anime rom com/anime slice of life/YA novel where the girl is super special and everyone loves her and shes perfect

>>718389902
>I'm the one doing the pampering in my fantasies.
Doubt

>>718398363
Sounds familiar.
>"Gee, golly, gosh, gloriosky," thought Mary Sue as she stepped on the bridge of the Enterprise. "Here I am, the youngest lieutenant in the fleet - only fifteen and a half years old." Captain Kirk came up to her.
>"Oh, Lieutenant, I love you madly. Will you come to bed with me?"
>"Captain! I am not that kind of girl!"
>"You're right, and I respect you for it. Here, take over the ship for a minute while I go get some coffee for us."
>Mr. Spock came onto the bridge. "What are you doing in the command seat, Lieutenant?"
>"The Captain told me to."
>"Flawlessly logical. I admire your mind."
>Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy and Mr. Scott beamed down with Lt. Mary Sue to Rigel XXXVII. They were attacked by green androids and thrown into prison. In a moment of weakness Lt. Mary Sue revealed to Mr. Spock that she too was half Vulcan. Recovering quickly, she sprung the lock with her hairpin and they all got away back to the ship.
>But back on board, Dr. McCoy and Lt. Mary Sue found out that the men who had beamed down were seriously stricken by the jumping cold robbies, Mary Sue less so. While the four officers languished in Sick Bay, Lt. Mary Sue ran the ship, and ran it so well she received the Nobel Peace Prize, the Vulcan Order of Gallantry and the Tralfamadorian Order of Good Guyhood.
>However the disease finally got to her and she fell fatally ill. In the Sick Bay as she breathed her last, she was surrounded by Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy, and Mr. Scott, all weeping unashamedly at the loss of her beautiful youth and youthful beauty, intelligence, capability and all around niceness. Even to this day her birthday is a national holiday of the Enterprise.

>>718394469
American women can own a firearm. They have no excuse.

>>718389671 (OP)
>>718389902
you misunderstand
in the second panel, the man is imagining being the woman and pampering someone that resemble himself

>>718394469
Thats just describes life in a society for men with autism

>>718398568
lmao is this legit?

>>718389902
This. The relatively recent uptick in "mommyposting" by emasculated fags makes me worried about men. I'm still holding out hope that this trend is only prevalent in the vocal minority of the terminally online and that real men don't think this way.

>>718398859
That's the story the term "Mary Sue" came from. The chick who wrote it was mocking all the bad fanfiction she was reading for inclusion in her Star Trek magazine.

>>718389671 (OP)
women's romance is highly emotional and changes by the minute depending on how they feel

>>718398568
It's baffling to think that the term mary sue comes from a parody fanfiction written in 1973. It predates the internet.

>>718389902
So you're a fucking faggot simp? Got it. Let me guess you're also a disgusting foot fag?

>>718396414
Forgot the part where they are single mothers

>>718399004
>1973
>4 years after the internet launched
>predates the internet

>>718389902
W-why not both?
I like both

>>718389902
>I want to be with the most infantile 20 year old child
weird but I don't judge

>>718389902
Why lie?

>>718397375
That's literally what it's like being a man in a post-meetoo world ;^)

>>718392996
You're balding.

>>718398886
Okay "Ma'am". Worry about your reflection (you don't pass), instead of what actual men are doing. You are championing being a faggot, simp cuck and it's fucking hilarious.

>>718399215
Is that why you wear a wig, tranny? At least you have that 5 o'clock shadow, I guess?

>>718399061
In case you're being serious, do be aware that footfags and simps are the very same class of "people" who fetishize being coddled and submissive

>>718399365
I'm a footfag and I'm not submissive by any stretch of the imagination. I've been called David Puddy by multiple girlfriends because of how surly I am towards them.

>>718389902
I'm just tired boss.

>>718398942
To be fair, Men's romance also oscillates like a metronome and with even wider swings, but men happens to be more often horny than romantic so it's less of a noticeable meme issue.

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Only had sex once in my 20’s
>Fix my physical appearance
>Look like I’m 25 again
>Start setting tinder to random locations across the world
>Easily get matches, meet girls, and line up places to stay with them for a month
>spending my 30’s by traveling cheap and fucking exotic women
Embrace the passport bros. I’m having so much fun

>>718398886
>emasculated
Retard

>>718399541
>USA today best selling author
>Spider mate
the fuck?

>>718389902
Kek al all the seething betamales replies to this post

>>718399517
>Wasting all the time and effort just to bag some whores
>When instead I could have more fun just playing games
Yeah, I'll pass.

>>718390684
Once you’ll start caring for other people you’ll understand why people fantasize about being on the receiving end of the care.

When I used to hire escort I would just chill on the bed while the girl does most of the work just so I could be the one being pleasured for a change.

men love romance
women love the attention that comes from romance; thus they pretend to care about it

men have always been the hopeless romantics and great lovers; name a SINGLE notable romance that has sprang from a woman's hands.

the best I can come up with is Twilight

>>718390882
Men and women throughout all of history have cheated because we're wired to be like that and being faithful is a cultural/religion invention to make a strong foundation for the society and prevent STDs. It's not exclusive to men or women nor is it a product of current times it's just an evolutionary advantage it's just been exploited by pathogens and isn't strong grounds to large civilizations people weren't really meant to live in and haven't had the time for evolution to rewire humans, assuming it ever will.

>>718399075
I made sure to double-check before posting, ARPANET adopted the TCP/IP standard on january 1, 1983, which serves as a somewhat decent milestone date to consider the birth of the modern internet. The technology certainly predates that date but wasn't standardized or massively available.

Semi related but do you guys think there are more tops than bottoms, or more bottoms than tops? Or an even amount of each? I feel like most people want to bottom.

>>718396009
Adult women aren't known for rage. Men on the other hand commit the vast majority of violent crime.
>>718398845
Men can defend themselves. The top 1% physically strongest of women might stand a chance, but the rest are utterly defenseless.
>>718398592
Many do just that, and it makes a big difference. If you meet a woman who carries herself in a peculiar masculine way, confident and self-assured with no hint of victim complex or hysterics, there's a good chance she's packing heat and has spent hours with it at the shooting range.
>>718397375
Retarded post, demonstrating a complete lack of understanding or even a competent theory of mind. Are you a solipsist by any chance? Are you aware that people have different experiences than you?

These responses come as no surprise at all, of course. Anything but an acknowledgement, anything but comprehension. A distressed screeching at any suggestion women are not the psychopathic monsters you so desperately want them to be - because if they aren't, then you must assume some measure of accountability for your role in your life.

>>718399987
So can I disregard all games made before the troonwave of the last decade or so, since they're not modern games?

>>718399656
You can still play vidya on the go with the deck.
I get my idea of romance in places I never thought I’d visit and I have my steam library always with me

>>718400061
nta
retard

>>718400049
>Adult women aren't known for rage.
Hysterics is a form of rage

>>718400049
upload breasts, or remove thineself

>>718400047
i bet grindr has stats on that but I am not about to put that into my google history

>>718392126
i don't believe sex exists. it's all just a big hoax at the expense of people with low self-esteem.

>>718400092
>GR13: Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.

>>718400049
never before has a post been signed "from a strong and powerful woman" as much as this

>>718389671 (OP)
Straight romance written for:
>Men
Acomplice situation where the tomboyish woman starts off as buddy buddy and the man will get to see and fall in love with her feminine side as well
>Women
Woman tries to save a bad boy from destroying his own life
>Gay
Dry ass relationship where both are faggotilly reaffirming how empowered eachother are with nothing more to their characters
>Lesbians
Both characters are pieces of shit that have good chemistry despite being on the brink of breakup every two seconds

>>718389902
based

>>718400239
--quote from man chimping out and punching his wall

>>718400262
>>Women
>Woman tries to save a bad boy from destroying his own life
correction
>Woman feverishly manipulates and scolds a man from living his life the way he's enjoying because she thinks it would be better if he did everything for her at her own whims and precise instructions

>>718399541
Oh God, I forgot about the girl monster-romance books
Reminder that girls aren't at all that different

>>718400365
so true sis, let's go post about moids on crystal cafe where we live empty vacuous lives seething about stacies who get attention while we get none.

Don't fall for temptation! They only bring ruin

>>718400407
>t.

>>718400435
Turns out women are actually based??

>>718389902
Why is everyone replying to this lukewarm post? Can I join?

>>718389902
I genuinely believe it's a psyop to destroy the west. infantalize and feminize an entire generation of men with weird porn

and it worked

>>718390740
>I want to be the dominant one in the relationship
>you love jews
What?

>>718399541
>Male fantasy monster girl
>Mostly human female with some monster features
>Female fantasy monster male
>The most beastly creature with little to no human male features
Hmmm

2 days to become 30 y/o
go on without me lads, it's too late for me...

>>718400435
>Women
TENTACLE RAPED BY THE BILLIONAIRE CEO ALIEN UNTIL MY BRAIN IS CUM AND I AM HIS SLAVE BUT GOT GUCCI HANDBAGS

meanwhile

>>718400481
feminine snark

>>718400407
true that, but in the eyes of the woman it's not a wrong thing so it's presented as a good deed to reaffirm their belief.

>>718389671 (OP)
I’m dating a disgusting fat girl because she spends ludicrous amounts of money on me (I always sprinkle in what my exes have done for me, one of them bought me a car with her husbands money) so she’ll try harder.

I refuse to touch her until she loses weight, but I’ll occasionally hug her when I can tell she’s beginning to question her “position” in my life.

Needs, must.

>>718400570
>>718400647

>>718400639
Men are cowards.

>>718389902
My idea of romance is going new places with the kind of women I love and having mind blowing sex while we’re both on a crazy amount of drugs.
Zoomers watched too much gentle femdom hentai and set their expectations to something retarded no woman actually wants

>>718400567
Is there no nobler cause and goal in life than killing Florida people?

>>718400639
Speak for yourself...

>>718400639
No theres usually at least 1-2 specifically human male features.

>>718400639
>>718400763

>>718400647
I vaguely recall humans being unable to breed with centaurs, they'd get the female centaurs in heat while the male bred her or something.

>>718400803
who cares what women want

Game romance is genuinely disgusting.
You either get retarded theatre kid voice actors that make it awful to listen to or you get something written by an incel that'd call you an incel on twitter.

>>718393934
>>718396362
>fantasy usagi drop
Light Novels were a mistake.

>>718400729
Read it. It’s still a bore fest.

>>718392037
It's genuinely sickening how weak I am to headpats. Two (married) women have patted my head recently and I almost burst into tears both times. I want to die.

>>718400639
*hides my tyranid porn cache*

>>718389671 (OP)
>>718398325
No, THIS is more accurate

>>718399541
Females love cowboys, pirates, aristocrats, CEOs and shirtless knights

>>718390740
Perfect response.

Modern woman genuinely envision this as a nightmare because they're so weakbraned they fell for every piece of advertising telling them to buy and spend more and family gets in the way of consumerism.

>>718400949
I do when they want me.

>>718400647
That looks like a stable family.

>>718400984
The woman might be a degenerate, but at least she's not a gacha retard

>>718401015
It's not necessarily about the quality of the writing, but about the sentiment

>>718400639
>>718400984
lol horse girls vs horse boy

>>718401090
>at least she's not a gacha retard
lol. lmao, even.

>>718401073
Why is it always daughters in the japMale fantasy?

>>718401002
Its depressing as hell to read romance dialogue in a game and know the author has obviously never had a women like him before and he is completely oblivious to the fact

>>718401073
Trad wife just means a woman who barely puts out and will never have kinky sex with you. She got all that out of her system in her early 20’s with Chad and his friends

>>718400435
This is the truth. Despite all the shitflinging here and elsewhere about women, everyone's ultimately just human and has largely the same desires.
>>718400729 exemplifies this. Genderbend any "female" or "male" fantasy and you'll notice they're effectively the same thing. The only reason each sex vilifies the other's is because fantasies represent ideals, not reality, and the average (or below-average) Joe resents that.

>>718401073
that's funny because it seems to me that it's usually women who want kids, and me are just whipped into it

>>718401073
I used to think there was hope but now I understand we're fully subverted as a culture and this is working by design. It's sad I'll never be a father though.

>>718401181
>lamia
>male
if they could solve that issue, the kidnapping and communal breeding pits wouldn't be necessary

>>718401181
They want their hapamonster girl daughters to have sex with white men

>>718401025
Women truly are a goycattle so empty space being filled with whatever they're being brainwashed with fits. Kinda like when you have a female brain and get tricked into following politics (just imagine, studying something you have no control over like a dumb cuck for your whole life).

>>718401307
show us your gunno-pop collection

>>718400049
Imagine defending domestic violence because “lol she’s a woman she can’t harm you” when the majority of DV cases a women will often resort to improvised weapons to attack their spouse or significant other. That’s not even getting into the no holds barred MMA matches that are lesbian relationships. It’s almost like teaching women not to be violent has lead to them attacking people openly and not registering the consequences. that’s not even getting into the casual reputation and emotional damage women do as their standard MO. Women are helpless waifs. They’re venemous snakes who will bite, the only question is when.

>>718401181
Same reasons why women desire sons.
They know what little shitty gremlins boys/girls can be because they were that little shit once upon a time.

My mother told me that she hated little girls one time.

>>718401285
>They want to end Aryan bloodlines

>>718400049
>Men on the other hand commit the vast majority of violent crime.
Against other men. A small minority of violent men commit the vast majority of violence against a vast majority of innocent men which is why >>718394469 is deserving of being mocked. A man who enters a room full of men has far more reasons to fear for his safety than a woman who enters a room full of men, in term of actual crime statistics. Pop culture media portrays reality differently, however, and therefore shapes the mind of those who only perceive the world through that distorted lens.

>>718400047
There are more bottoms than tops. It's a known thing in the gay community. It's also the same in the kink community. There are more subs than Doms.

It's easy to understand why. Being a Top or Dom means you are responsible for yourself as well as your bottom/sub. A lot of people don't want to take on that responsibility.

>>718400049
> Adult women aren't known for rage. Men on the other hand commit the vast majority of violent crime.
Domestic abuse rates are highest among lesbians compared to any other couples

>>718401472
also EVERYONE is lazy and selfish, just receiving is easy

>cousins are into a book series
>court of thorn and roses
>pick it up just to troll them
>not bad but cliche
>occasionally make snarky remarks at them
>they turned everyone I know against me

>>718390303
The first femcel yaoi fanfic

>>718401438
>With fertile monster pussy

>>718401368
What are you even on about you autistic sperg

>>718389902
based DD/lg

>NOOOOO, I WON'T BE ABLE TO TRAVEL AND HIKE WHICH I LOVE SO MUCH
>NOOOOO, I NEED TO BUY CHANNEL DRESSES AND LV HANDBAGS
>AEAIUSKDJHAKJSHD SAVE ME CONSUMER MAN, I DON'T WANT FAMILY

>>718401203
I think of my grandparents who had 13 kids and stayed together for 60 years before dying at the ripe old age of 82. That’s what I think of when I hear trad wife. Evidently grandad was getting some pretty damn regularly for there to be 13 children in the matter.

>>718401429
>>718401518
https://litter.catbox.moe/23ub0b1exnpj6w1i.png

>>718401852
Our grandparents had strong swimmers. Our balls are filled with microplastics.

>>718392037
>>718401017
>when I come home from a hard day of work (typing on a keyboard)
>I want to leave it all behind
>and to do this I require headpats and to be told I'm a good boy who's getting his milky wilkies before being tucked into bed
>this is required for me to win all the knife fights in alleyways I do
I swear I can't tell if anons on this website are bullshitting sometimes or if they really do have an overactive imagination and need to grow up.

>>718401903
if I'm reading this right, that means the rates of lesbian violence are even HIGHER in reality because it's under-reported?

>>718389902
Unironically true. Very few things are more cringe than wanting to be treated like a baby by a woman. It's genuine psychological retardation, like people who get of on diapers or fucking kids.

>>718401903
Not saying the info is wrong but you could just link the source instead of a screenshot of a claim.

>>718389671 (OP)
the top one is from the perspective of anyone normal and not a retarded manchild anime faggot

>>718402074
Didn't grandpa have balls full of lead and asbestos?
What a fucking badass

>>718401852
>You can only bust a nut if you have full intentions of raising a child for the next 18 years
I just wanna have sex for fun.

>>718400435
I hope so. You wouldn't lie to me, would you internet? I know zero women.

>>718392824
This. Chad is nice to women sometimes, but only a beta would think being a pampering little pushover to a woman would make her want to stay. No, she'll take your pampering and continue fucking Chad.

>>718402407
busting raw and seeing if your wife gets morning sickness is the IRL gacha

>>718389671 (OP)
This comic is pissing me off

There is no joke, no point to make, just “dude porn lmao”

Faggot artist couldnt even draw hair

>>718402154
man I swear I had a webm. of some speedrunner having an autistic breakdown, only for his gf to enter the room and gently pat his head to calm him down, but I forget where I put it. so instead , have this random webm. of another guy having a very hard day.

>>718402475
I’m good on that. I prefer the passport bro lifestyle while I’m still young

>>718402623
ok whore

>this board cares about 3DPD relationships now
All the gacha porn, generic anime girl and furfaggotry spam could have fooled me.

>>718401082
CARLOOOOOS!!!

>>718389671 (OP)
this is true.. im tired of being "strong man" just let me lie on your lap and fondle your boobies is that too much to ask...

>>718402649
The government’s coming after porn anyways. You’re gonna have to learn how to talk to girls sooner or later. Better off starting now

>>718389671 (OP)
Alright I get it but what if BOTH are combined?
Shall men and women get the same treatment of love and passion?

>>718390740
weird flex but ok

>>718401539
Fortunately I get off on beating the shit out of girls and telling them exactly what to do so I'd don't really have an interest in bottom/subbing.

>>718402779
Why would I listen to terrorists?

>>718402649
>now
Bitch there are
>tfw no gf/I hate women
threads almost every goddamn day.

>>718389902
I want both

>ITT people trapped in loveless relationships and people who have never been in a relationship but project their insecurity under the guise of MASCULINITY

In a loving healthy relationship couples pamper each other, maybe you need to learn how to pick your partners

>>718402734
NEED ancient egyptian gf

>>718402779
Nope. The dangers of talking to girls still remain so even if I had to settle for pure imagination instead I wouldn't.

>>718402965
I want be pampered by you, anon.

>>718402868
>Fortunately I get off on beating the shit out of girls and telling them exactly what to do
So how does that work. Do you look for girls that are cool with getting punched in the face, or do you just beat your gfs until they like it?

>>718392037
Warrior bros...

>>718389880
>some asexual freak or tranny?
why not both?

>>718389902
Heel.

>>718389902
based

>>718393715
You just know Morrigan fucked him in spider form too.
Every night while he's slamming the warden he's going to be thinking about that spinneret job...

>>718403020
Bro, I’m telling you, you’ll make those whores who rejected you in high school jealous if you embrace the passport

>>718392037
except you've never fought a day in your life

>>718389902
Fucking based

>>718394469
Good thing the werewolves created a social system, where the non-werewolves were treated as a protected class, who have many privileges and protections and made it so that it's the duty of any werewolf to protect any random non-werewolf in need, unless they want to be seen as a social pariah and "not a real werewolf".

>>718402649
welcome to 2011 anonymous poster.

>>718402965
men already do this; time for women to step up and do better.

>>718401852
>>718402074
Back then:
>high mortality rate
>low life expectancy
>childbirth can kill
>contraceptives aren't available, understood by (You) or are uncomfortable (thick rubber condoms)
>women are practically property, or are property, depending on country
>non-vaginal sex is icky
>children are your pension
Now:
>minimal mortality rate
>you learn about condoms, pills and coils before you learn about sex
>marriage at 30
>one baby by 40 (IVF required)
>furbabies replace babies
>feminism
>asking your boyfriend to get his balls snipped is now culturally acceptable and expected of men to become eunuchs
>taxpayers are your pension
>vaginal sex is icky
>the state is your husband
>500 separate apps, bars and clubs to find chad and tyrone in, he will bring you cocaine, the state is installing CCTV to keep you safe from the very men you're soliciting for casual sex, everyone is putting up consensual sex posters that tell men to hand themselves into the police if you changed your mind after sex

>>718389671 (OP)
I thought I didn't like being pampered but after rizzing a milf 10 years older I can def see the appeal

>>718402559
>speedrunner
>his girlfriend
Genuinely how do these creatures do it?

>>718403390
Women will continue to act like whores and have sex with whoever they want whether or not they're married.

>>718399432
is that before or after you suck their toes and give them a pedicure?

I'll never have a girlfriend because I'm a deranged creep with an inflation fetish. I've actually had women approach me and want to go out with me because I'm "cute," but then I start rubbing and kissing their belly and they get scared and leave me. I'm not complaining or anything, just sharing.

>>718389902
>all these retards agreeing with the insecure fag
lol
lmao even

>>718403597
I'm more into the feet during sex. I don't do the worship thing. It just fuels my boner.

>>718403520
he probably goes on speedrunner events and met here there
things like that happen naturally ANYWHERE, where men and women intermingle
you just need to go, it's even easier when alcohol gets added to the mix, because it makes socializing even easier (alcohol in general made civilization possible in the first place)

>>718403431
>twilight princess was the closest we ever got to gobbo girl romance in a game
Not to mention they didn't even really tease it until she changed back (she was still hot, but come on man).

>>718403352
I have not once in my life asked anyone out. There is no rejection to recover from.

>>718402734
sphinxbros...

>>718389671 (OP)
>Women's romance
Not enough rape. Yeah, women want attractive men who choose them over every other woman, but they also want it to be more forced. They want a 10/10 man who's infatuated with them and who doesn't take a no for answer.

>>718403194
because its the two opposite sites

>>718401003
But usagi is a manga...
And manga is good for you.

>>718395339
>I hate women so much.
We know incel-kun.

>>718400803
>My idea of romance is going new places with the kind of women I love and having mind blowing sex while we’re both on a crazy amount of drugs.

true and heterosexual, the one and only correct reply in thois whole thread.
Why would you want to do any boring garbage instead?

>>718403420 I have a large penis, a chin and a full head of hair so it is no problem for me.

>>718389902
the second one doesn't exist in any form of media except porn, men are shamed for liking anything that isn't sports

>>718403550
>>718403431
don't fall for their gobbo tricks; once you get close enough they turn feral

>>718403748
blessed dadcore manga enjoyer

>>718400435
except they actually get monsterxfemale books and comics while men get barely anything, because they're not allowed to buy stuff like that without being shamed

>>718404284
obnoxious daughter; not proper dadcore

S-Rankers get out of my backwater hick village and go dragon slay

>>718399541
At least it's not about that romance by female author where the main heroine is a horse that got turned into a woman, and then she felt in love with a human male and they were all lovey dovey, and then she accidentally turned back into a horse and she was fucked by a stallion and got pregnant, and then she turned back into a human female and now her human boyfriend is basically got cucked by a damn horse and also has to raise whatever she got pregnant with. And it's a series that got like 5 or 10 books or something. Ask /lit/ for details.

>>718400049
>Men on the other hand commit the vast majority of violent crime.
Against other men. Even in a low trust society a man is going to be in more danger than a woman.

>>718403128
>Do you look for girls that are cool with getting punched in the face
Yeah. Feeld is a good app for finding subs.

>>718396076
>hates on men constantly and threatens violence
>folds immediately to sexual pressure
typical.

>>718392656
normie women absolutely hate taking care of their parnters though.

>>718394469
>>718400049
Do guns/knives just not exist in this magical world? There are tons of men who are stronger than me, who spend their lives training to be strong but I dont live in fear of them. They arent bulletproof, and since I HATE when people do that faggot posturing bullshit when they see that someone strong I am also not bulletproof and will die very easily to two bullets to the head or a knife in the throat.
>women arent known for rage
You dont need to be angry to kill someone attacking you.

>>718403420
Motherfucker, by the 20th century many of the problems related to childbirth were a non issue. Saying they had to have all those kids because they expected half to die off is an extremely retarded notion. What isn’t is that people were expected to actually HAVE families of their own and generally be better off then their own parents were. Now it’s just women killing their children before they even get a chance at life because the bitch can’t be bothered not to have loads of unprotected sex with random men.

>>718389671 (OP)
Nah I've actually entertained women's romance, the vast majority of it is best described as "consensual rape." As in she's being completely overpowered and dominated by a complete stranger, but because he's hot, it's fine.

men only want one thing, and it's fucking disgusting.

>>718400049
> adult women arent known for rage
uhh the internet has proved you wrong

>>718400570
No, they're cringe hypocrites.

>>718393974
>choking your gf
I can hardly think anything less appealing to do in bed. Did you eat her ass too, faggot?

Is there one femaon in this thread or a lot of them?

>>718400049
>Adult women aren't known for rage. Men on the other hand commit the vast majority of violent crime.
Adult women are known for being bipolar, liars and incredibly selfish.

>>718394469
I was born with two X chromosomes yeah I know but it's relevant to the convo and I carry a gun in my purse. This is all you need if you're that bothered by men surrounding you. Alternatively don't live in a place with niggers all over.

>>718403701
I use tinder to find girls that will let me stay with them before I go to another country
My opening line is
>Your hand looks heavy, do you want me to hold it for you

>>718405502
>in my purse
Thats the first thing people grab, keep it on your body you fucking moron.

>>718395251
women and simps really hate men having standards and women having obligations to their partners

>>718405570
Like where? Boot is too low and I don't wear baggy shirts like Hickok45.

>>718405502
see
>>718400151

>>718400065
>romance
you're just putting your dick in the holes of whores

>>718405896
Yes, that's what romance in 2025 is.

I live for God now and I trust when the time is right, He will put the right woman for me in my way and find a way to let me know she is the one. I have no interest in sex outside of marriage and I have no interest in settling down with a woman who doesn't love Christ and would only end up serving as a way to drive me away from Him by either occupying my time too much that I just forget to have my mind on him anymore or who knows what other kinds of garbage.

I used to feel bad about not having had sex outside of marriage and all that other type of stuff most seemed to have had and held to some high standards and centered their entire worth and personality around whether they had sex or not or how much pussy they plunged in but now I realized just how stupid that whole thing was, still is and how much it would have hurt me if I were to engage in it. I know now that God kept me safe and protected away from such things, so I wouldn't have to deal with the issues that would follow it, and I thanked Him for it before, and still do sometimes, more in passing than direct falling to my knees in worship, but I do still remind myself every once in a while of how good and caring He is and I'm thankful He's kept me safe from all of those issues most people seemed to have had regarding hookups and whatnot.

I will continue to trust He knows best when the time for me to have someone would be, if there ever is a time for that, and if not, I am still happy regardless of that to just have Him alone, because I know just how much He loves and cares for me, and how much He sacrificed to have me and others saved from the grasps of sin, evil and degeneracy.

>>718405759
You can suck on these retard. Now tell me a better place to conceal.

>>718405689
>boots too low
Bring foot up as your reach down.
>I don't wear baggy shirts
Unless you are wearing something thats hugging your body, appendix, or get a micro for a pocket carry.
>im actually wearing a skintight bodysuit that offers no pockets and no concealment what now
Learn kung fu I guess.

You have your woman lay on you for cuddles not the other way around. OP's pic is pissing me off.

>>718405896
Trust me, it’s better this way

>>718406024
You seem to be bit too focused on a Middle Eastern death cult where working genitals is a sin. Are you sure you're really about fucking a woman, or it's just vestigial peer pressure speaking?

>>718402965
lmao No white woman will ever do anything to make their partner happy. They're not gonna make the slightest effort. And if they ever see you cry or be upset, they'll lose all respect for you, and the relationship will be over.

Why do people act like pampering or getting pampered is a binary choice? Why not both? I'd love to have my wife stroke me lovingly while I lay in her lap, and I'd also love to hold her and give her a massage when she's feeling stressed and just embrace her. Why do I have to choose?

>>718399517
I don't want to be a passport bro. I ruined myself by having only two very long-term gfs back in my teens and 20s.

>>718405502
Good luck with that should some guy take an interest in you and starts stalking you. Phonecalls in the middle of the night, someone fucking with your vehicle, discovering that someone bugged your appartment and left you a card on the table, or that someone is watching you through the window, or someone dropping you an envelope and it contains photos of you showering and a card with "you look so nice" written in it.
Yeah, good luck, because gun doesnt solve all the issues.

>>718406347
you're gay. i bet you'd like getting your prostate lightly stroked as well you stupid faggot.

>>718405502
>convo
BRISBANE

>>718394469
>Many would question if it wasn't your fault for provoking your attacker somehow
lmao what? most would believe the woman immediately
>Rape fantasies are how they cope
nah it's probably just evolution since violent men would be more likely to survive and be able to take care of you, or it's the repressed memory of your ancestors being forcibly taken by invaders as their own woman. So yeah, I agree it may be cope, but in a different way

>>718406174
Fat girls are easy and I would be fine with them if they want to join me on my diet and light workout to slim them down a bit.

BUT they never do.

>>718406174
too bad single forever will turn you into this

>>718406530
funny thing about this is that the only fantastic element to it is that the three women in the men's romance being ok with sharing

>>718406610
>BUT they never do.
You're lucky they don't, the moment they slim down even a little they'll think you are beneath them and they'll drop you like a hot potato.

>>718406475
>Good luck with that should some guy take an interest in you and starts stalking you. Phonecalls in the middle of the night, someone fucking with your vehicle, discovering th

>>718406724
Oh-oh! Shots fired!

>>718406475
You niggas have been watching too many Lifetime movies

>>718406690
The girl saying harder daddy would say it feels fantastic.

This is the type of woman modern men want

>>718406861
i know. i've had girlfriends that liked to be manhandled in a little more rough a manner than i was comfortable doing

>>718389902
The fact that that most replies agreeing with this faggot are unironic illustrates how emotionally insecure men are.

>>718406724
And your point is?

>>718406945
>girlfriend unironicaly wanted to do DDLG shit
Was not into that

>>718407212
oh ddlg is fine as i can't accidentally choke her to death

>>718394469
>I LIVE MY LIFE IN FEAR
Nigga no one is going to murder rape you when you step out of the house. The vast majority of people are either nice or not willing to break the law for a random woman
Most people ITT are just sad creatures that assume the worst of everyone
Fictional rape is hot because it's rough sex. People overthink it way too much

>>718391940
based effort poster

>>718390526
But mothers don't pamper? They scream at you, beat you, and lock you in a closet when there's nothing useful for you to do.

They fell in love with each other here.

>>718407418
unf....

>>718407418
Sounds like a skill issue, even my shitty mom didn't do half of that.

>>718407418
Anon...

>>718407418
reminds me of that news story of a guy kept in a closet by his stepmom for a decade

>>718394469
Funniest part is I swear you were talking about women for a second until you explicitly mentioned men

>>718407418
Uhh...

I really want to see a story with "really nice guy who hates only you"

>>718389671 (OP)
Romance for me is simply to be shown love and affection, to be regarded as having value and worthy of something.

>>718407804
>too many beds
Fuck pillow forts. Only a mattress citadel is good enough for MY waifu!

>>718394469
People post shit like this and conveniently ignore the fact that the richest woman in the world is Jeff Bezos’s ex wife

>>718406704
Yeah, I know. I did find out that fat women have a much higher chance of cheating on you, too. I probably ntr a few bros by accident and I don't want to do that.

>>718406475
>someone starts stalking me
>call the cops to find and put the guy away
>if he doesnt stop and comes back, I shoot him
There you go, please stop being a victim in your own fantasies

>>718407804
Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss sounds like a manga premise

>>718393713
>tbf, napoleon after he found out distanced from her, got a harem of side pieces and put his wife in a solo mansion and got a permanent concubine/lady who became his main woman. And his wife seethed endlessly about it.
Genuine question: what did his wife think would happen after she cheated on him?

>>718389671 (OP)
Why is the guy in womens romance not a rapey sociopath? Very unrealistic.

>>718402443
The crazy thing is, women are factually more romantically dependent on AI than men. Women are out there marrying their AI boyfriends, because AI is more than happy enough to validate every decision and choice you make, stupid or not.

All this pissing and moaning about men and sexbots over the past two decades, and it turns out women were the ones helplessly tripping down the botfucker pipeline.

>>718407804
>lovers to enemies
Thats just divorce

>>718406027
Cute feetsies

>>718408385
>main villain of the game is your wife
Isn't that just Silent Hill

>>718389671 (OP)
Except replace the doe eyed qt in the top with a fuckugly hamplanet with tattoos and you got it

>>718389902
TIPPY BIPPY

>>718408318
>women
>thinking about the consequences of their actions
eyyyy, we got a comedian over here.

Serious answer btw; especially for a RICH woman. They genuinely believe their the main character of the world and everyone will shape themselves to serve them and their interests.

>>718408163
And usually IRL it goes like
>cops cant do shit
>you dont know who it is
>stalker doesnt stop
>his messages get more and more graphic and intimate
Or
>you find out who it is
>cops cant do shit
>get a restraining order
>he keeps violating it
>cops still cant do shit
>>his messages get more and more graphic and intimate
And it ends usually
>after a few years he gets a new obsession and leaves you alone
>he leaves you alone but damages your whatever
>he attacks you when you dont have a weapon near you
>he keeps stalking you until he slips and cops have finally something to pin on him and get him into jail

Yet most fo the time, cops cant do shit.
>stop being a victim in your own fantasies
Maybe you need to take a good look at reality, because you clearly appear to be living in your own fantasy bubble.

>>718389902
where am i on the gay to fag spectrum if i want to be in the top situation but gender flipped with a cool woman telling me that i'm better than every other boy and she chose me

>>718408362
every woman's accusation is a confession

>>718408579
You forgot the very common
>go to cops several times who dismiss you outright as crazy, get brutally murdered a few months later under "mysterious circumstances"
scenario

>>718408318
She was a massive whore before and after marrying Napoleon for his money, so Im not sure how much she was actually seething.
>why did Napoleon marry a massive whore
Wanted a noble wife to improve his standing, also wasnt a huge ladies man before becoming famous so may not have been aware she was a massive whore. He spent most of his early life in majority male surroundings.

>>718408579
Do you really believe it's impossible to trace down a persistent attack vector who won't stop sending shit?

I find it facinating how cheating and NTR themes were always prevalent in women romance and fapfiction.
I wonder if the popularization of that in porn now is a sign of men becoming less manly or is something else going on.

>>718408362
This picture is specious evidence though. The difference in how I chat with AI and how they do is I don't sign up to a reddit to talk about it. I'm just quietly withdrawing from all real social interaction.

>>718408318
What makes you believe any thought whatsoever went into the affair?

>>718393837
Impregnating Kuromi...

>>718407804
>really nice guy who hates only you
>hate at first sight
>true hate's kiss
Kino hate romance combo. Maybe add "kidnapping mafia boss" and the twist is that the mafia guy is an actually ok guy, except the kidnapping soured his opinion of you. Still need to get that hate kiss to break a curse-whatever.

>>718408579
>cops dont work on a dude who is leaving a obvious trail of evidence and goes to the same location obsessively and stalkers are bulletproof superhumans
Shit man how do I access these dark nightlord powers?

>>718408318
>Honey, I'm gonna go fuck off for months and years to go wage war. bye
What did he expect?

>>718407804
Kidnapping Mafia boss is just the IRL Julius Ceasar + Pirates story

>>718408746
>is something else going on

>>718408707
Yep, that happens too.

>>718389902
>bragging about being a pay pig who will be divorced for half his funds.

>>718408362
>Sign up to any ez to use chatbot service
>Ghost from Call of Duty is everywhere
>Every scenario is that he's either your bodyguard or he's captured you

>>718399982
Men have a natural incentive to be jealous because a woman that's carrying someone else's child and therefore genes is a woman who isn't carrying yours. It's possibly similar for women because a man who's fooling around, providing resources, and protecting another woman is a man who isn't currently doing that to you, though theoretically while a woman has only one uterus, a man of sufficient provider capabilities should have no trouble maintaining a harem. That said, I'm not confident our instincts account for circumstances of such intricacy.

>>718407025
The old guy shot some protesters blocking the road. I think anon's point is the gun can solve issues assuming you're willing to actually use it.

>>718390273
You sound like a larping bitter woman who thinks that showing compassion means being a "mommy". Stop it.

>>718408743
If you work for NSA/CIA/FBI and have CSI at your beck and call - sure, you can trace anything and anyone.
You would be surprised just how thorough and methodical stalkers can be. What, you imagine them being a spaghetti-spilling fat nerd peeking at you from the adjacent aisle over the bottles of mountain dew?

>reciprocating interest and not being intentionally combative at every turn?
>nice mommyslave fetish, MAN UP AND BUY ME A LABUBU

>>718394469
Mentally ill schizo.

>>718404402
>loves her father very much
>tries to hook him up with hot single women
What's not to like?

>>718400192
I hope you're right. That would mean my children aren't real and I can stop feeding them.

>>718392037
>Animeposter is retarded AND gay
At least you're mixing it up a bit.

>>718409161
I have a hard time believing someone whose target is always identical cannot eventually be discovered

>>718409040
Actually I think our instincts do account for it, men and women naturally form harems if left unchecked by society and women want to be the #1 in a desirable man's harem because said harems have their own social heirarchies

>>718408746
In women's romance the cheating element is typically favorable to the protagonist and evokes the feeling that she is impossibly desirable. The difference with NTR/cuck fetish is night and day.

>>718403353
I fight with myself all time because even if i dont have any cyberware, coworker retardation make me feel like i am about to get cyberpsychosis.

>>718409041
>anon's point is the gun can solve issues assuming you're willing to actually use it
The assumption is that you know whom to shoot. The issue usually is that you DONT KNOW whom to shoot, and if you get trigger happy, you can end up in jail.

>>718408362
Women are more inclined towards written smut and such. So much so that I tend to see people complain that the LLM writes smut with too much woman DNA since it was trained on AO3 and whatnot and they have to prompt it out.
Maybe it would be different if the both had physical forms, who knows, but as text that's what it is. I imagine AI art sloppers would tend towards male in comparison.
It's a little disingenuous to say men do not use bots though. Even filing through male bots there will be a bunch that are clearly written for and by a man.
Obviously a testament to that is how there are several chatbot generals across 4chan, they just tend to hop across bots instead of sticking to one long term like some of those women do

The objective best romance storyline is rivals to lovers/enemies to lovers. Pride and Prejudice was the foundation. No other romance beats it

>>718402559
absolutely devilish prank

>>718409380
What do you think about female NTR?

>>718409380
Yea, women's romance basically boils down to "I AM SO DESIRABLE MEN WITH THE HIGHEST OF STATUSES WILL DESTROY IT ALL JUST FOR A MERE MOMENT WITH ME"

even in their most delusional state, it's pure narcissism

meanwhile men do this in the dark corners of their minds. Spolers for vulgarity

>>718389902
>m-mommy aren't I the best I am the one that pampers YOU not like these LESSER males
Holy cringe. My body cannot sustain this much all at once. Based fedora tipper, I bet he inserts tampons up his ass without reminders too he has his queens cycle memorized.

>>718409252
>reciprocating interest
lol you go out looking for that get ready to get sneered at daily and have to pay for the privilege

>>718394469
>Women_complaining_about_how_unsafe_it_is_outside_while_campaigning_to_release_felons_from_prison.webm

>>718409685
they can fix the felons
meanwhile an uggo might say hi to them which is literally double rape

>>718409768
There is no greater insult to a woman than a man she considers ugly thinking he's on her level.

>>718405689
Open carry, dumb womanpretender poster.

>>718409380
women don't have empathy for men, so when they see a man get cucked by chad, they just think it's hot.

>>718409546
This hurts me more than Chad Thundercock swooping in to ahegao his girl. At least that's cartoonish and outlandish.

>>718409558
While were posting vulgarity

>>718395436
Jesus christ

>>718409546
Did she died

>>718404493
That sounds hilarious but also sad.

Most men would prefer to have children with someone who loves them and to not be some paypig for some other guy's child. The original father needs to be paying their child support instead for a lot of men to even consider that woman.
There is also the propensity to lie about paternity so there is motivation to push back against this and rewarding that toxic behavior, so pregnant women are being left alone more these days in fear of paternity lies.

No one envies a single mom and few of us wants to get with a woman after they have been knocked up by another dude in the first place, whether they are still in a relationship or not regardless. Maybe friends with bennies at best.

>>718409546
Too cruel.

>>718409971
>All daughters
>No sons
Are Japs that uncomfortable in the society of their own sex?

>>718408909
Anime girls stay loyal to their husbands for 7 years, while their husbands are off to jupiter.

>>718399541
I don't blame women for stuff like this. Reverse the sexes on the cover and half this board would be saying AWOOGA

>>718410140
Daughters are cute
See: Yotsuba

>>718410140
Watch more jav.

>>718410116
>Most men would prefer to have children with someone who loves them and to not be some paypig for some other guy's child.
You greatly underestimate how pathetic most men are. I'm not implying most men prefer cuckoldry, I'm saying so many have to tolerate it that any thoughts of anything else vanish from their mind. It's a survival tactic, like your brain turning off pain receptors.

>>718410007
Yes

>>718409161
That's what 99.99% of stalkers are. Actual fucking losers identifiable on sight. Competent cool-headed attractive (pfft) stalkers don't exist outside of the movie screen. The absolute easiest criminals to find of all are those in the stalker category, mentally deranged and too unhealthily fixated to be anywhere competent and safe at what at they do. At least criminals who want to make money develop actual skills. The criminally insane just hurr durr and get caught and cry being a victim of society.

>>718410116
Look, Most single moms are fine ONLY if they agree to having your kids too. If they're one-and-done, then pump them and dump them.

>>718410116
widows are fine; single-moms can go make "MAN UP" tiktoks until the service shuts down

>>718402559
You mean Karl Jobst? He deleted the video after the kiwifarms guy laughed at it and made fun of him and his wife

>>718389902
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_7vQSPBtwyc&pp=ygURQ2FwdGFpbiBzYXZlIGEgaG8%3D

>>718408579
>Maybe you need to take a good look at reality, because you clearly appear to be living in your own fantasy bubble.
You are literally making up scenarios where you're being stalked by a professional.
I would tell you that to get a gun but you're clearly an eternal victim of your own mind and you'd end up shooting yourself at some point.

>>718410358
You'd almost be a normal human being if you stopped before pump them.

>>718410140
The setting of that particular image demands it

>>718392126
Why do they want to be beaten while having sex? I too have some degenerate fantasies, but none of them involve pain.

>>718410465
Yeah, widows are understandable at least

>>718409372
That does sound like it makes sense.

>>718410116
I dated a single mom for a while (27) and ghosted her. Her kid is going to hate me forever probably but who cares.

>>718410540
Why would I want to be? I just said it's fine to pump and dump whore milfs.

>>718410740
Why pretend you care about all this retarded shit then where you consider single moms are fine or whatever. They're cum rags to you.

>>718406610
That’s why I chose the passport. I used to be fat, lost weight, and found out the only thing waiting for me in the US was fat chicks.
These exotic girls are so much fun, and if you’re white, you’re basically playing Tinder on easy mode. It’s not that expensive either

>>718410630
They don't, anon. They enjoy power dynamic roleplay with fake-pretend struggling and fake-pretend threatening with no lasting injuries.

>>718410712
>just perpetuated a cycle of suffering for another round lmao even
Strong case for why incels deserve it, but at the same time what's the use of being mad at an animal that has no idea what the fuck is even going on.

>>718406908
Based

>>718400947
Probably riffing on IRL horse breeding. The mare's trainer has to be present to keep her calm or else there's a very real chance she gets mad at the stud's advances and caves his fucking skull in.

>>718389671 (OP)
Gay male romance: Pampering and protecting a Chad

It's the most based imo

>>718395339
If you look at this picture and your takeaway isn't "I fucking love women" you must be gay.

>omg i want le stable life with muh babies NO SPICE ALLOWED, MAYONNAISE FLAVOURED LIFE.
It's pathetic. That's not living.

>>718411060
That might land you in the belly 'the beast.

>>718411709
>wanting to have a normal life with a family is bad
/v/ continues to amaze

>>718406908
>>718406908
Its projection for what women want to be for a Chad. Most men want someone who will love them(not merely lust them) and be a good person to create a family with.

>>718411830
Wrong, it's an incel projection of the unloved men who only perceive lust because that's all they can feel towards women since they don't know what a woman's love feels like, but nice try tho.

>>718406690
Women are indeed ok with sharing a Chad, they be dating the same men on these dating apps even after knowing reviews from other women on Tea.

>>718392656
Fuck man that's not man's remonce. That post was exhausting to even read, I can't even imagine living like this without throwing a fit

>>718406908
this is how gay men act

>>718409546
Whst type of psychological damage do you need to have to be into any type of ntr?

>>718393873
>>718394072
Nagging is actually the catalyst for civilization.

Men would otherwise make something functional then stop there. They have the knowledge and strength to actually design and build things, however the catalyst of some annoying bitch telling you to get things done is what drives you to get off your monkey ass and make something really good so she'll shut the hell up for a while. The entirety of western civilization is founded on 'what have you done for me lately?'

>>718411926
No i was right, its general modern woman projection. Incels like the groyper types hate women and are just closet homosexuals, especially the ringleader, Nick Fuentes. They are the minority of modern men and are a Fed backed psyop.

>>718412196
>all men are groypers
What a retarded thing to say.

>>718394267
>He didn't read yotsuba&

>>718411828
A normal life with a family shouldn't be your highest romantic and sexual fantasy. Live a little, by god. What about having a torrid affair with a girl with a huge nose and a tiny black dress you crossed eyes with one day in a bar? While your ex-girlfriend turned yandere stalker approaches your current wife with the photos of said big-nosed affair, slowly ruining what little there was of that oppai mommy's psyche, her darkside taking its place as she grows more resentful of you until one day she snaps, choking you to death with a piano wire while your ex-gf whispers in your ear and your big-nosed mistress watches in horror while bound and gagged to a chair, until you cum one last, perfect time deep into your wife's womb and die fulfilled.

>>718412073
>looks at Leonardo Da Vinci
I'm sorry sir, you are just wrong. Nagging certainly was not a promoted or respectable attribute either.

>>718400647
Cute, too bad the Manga's story is still in the high sea, the MC is treated like a puppet of the glowie, everyone else is allowed to do interspecies sex while he remains the eternal virgin.
You can bet your bottom dollar that it will end on a typical "and then we all kept living together and nothing changed but we are holding hands and we are totally happy because the author says so" once the sales go down or author gets bored.

>>718411764
BEBEBEBEBE

>>718412073
>woman writing her toxic behavior off as beneficial to society
Beneficial on what to avoid

>>718394787
Easy on the porn bro...

>>718412427
>A normal life with a family shouldn't be your highest romantic and sexual fantasy
That's what happens when glowies are trying to turn this into an evil aspiration so as people only aspire to love and please corporations and billionaires.

>>718412251
That's clearly not what I said, which is why you didn't actually quote what I said

>>718389902
>All those triggered nu-male replies
Mommyfaggots are subhuman scum.

>>718412748
No, it's what happens when the only media you consume is video games and the occasional isekai.

>>718412851
>Incels like the groyper types hate women
It was more of a joke shitpost because we clearly don't agree, but true it is not what you said.

>>718406908
need

>>718412853
I am going to have your mom headpatting me by the end of the week. Nothing personnel.