Thread 718391159

>be the best girl in the game
>somehow the least popular
but why?

many such cases

>no jas poster
>nighttime in china
hmm

>>718391159 (OP)
Girl here, because she dared approached my Shane, fucking slut

>>718391706
well you have to do with my jas then

Because the actual best girl is taking up the spotlight. Never forget just who Ape used to tease the new winter outfits for 1.6.

>>718391159 (OP)
>shares name with oneitis

>>718391159 (OP)
>least popular
Prove it.

>>718391159 (OP)
Haley and Penny were the only ones people really care about in the game.
Abigail and Emily are for hipsters and Maru is for contrarians.

because straight men, unlike you women, don't like to be insulted and humiliated, and don't think that treating others as dogs is a good trait for a partner. shocking, I know, OP.

>>718391803
>brown character

my theory is that
>stardew is a girlcore game
>the type of girls who play games are usually the nerdy lonely girls
>they all usually get bullied by stacy growing up
>they all somehow end up having pathologically hatred for blond bimbo

>>718392172
>nerdy lonely girls
Don't exist IRL.

>>718392079
Emily is by FAR the most popular girl anon

>>718391159 (OP)
What the fuck happened to the farming genre after this game. Every game I see thats come out after it, is as diverse as new york city. I know this game had the black scientist dude and his genius daughter but all the games i've seen after it have been ridiculous. Its like stardew came out and then it all permanently went to shit.

The fuck happened to the site that had all the stardew mods?

>>718393852
ModdingHaven owner just killed the site one day. Anyway you can find everything here https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/529227859/#q530595748

>>718391159 (OP)
>bimbo
>best
pick one.

>>718391159 (OP)
I refuse to believe she is the least popular, that spot belongs to Penny

>>718394156
>that
>bimbo
Words just don't have meaning anymore, do they?

>>718391803
SAAAAR

>>718392724
it's just the demography of the playerbase, le comfy cozy wholesome farming games attract women and faggots. this board confuses you because the ones that play sv are coomers instead.

>>718394758
I don't remember the harvest moon and story of seasons games having this issue either, this is a strictly indie title issue, except for that new farming game where the japs make you play as an indian if you're a man or a white/chinese woman.

>>718392087
Trvke

>>718391159 (OP)
Gold digging bitch.

>>718391159 (OP)
It's because you have shit tastes, Anon.

>>718395073
>>718392087
>>718394156
>>718395964
Play the game.

>>718392172
I think the guys who play this game want a woman who wants to be bred. That's why Penny is an obvious choice.

>>718395073
>clint in the bush
lel

wrong picture

>>718396028
She doesn't even dismiss you in front of her friends in the game. She straight up insults you to your face for the first few months you live there
Exactly the type of woman you seduce, marry, show the good life for a few seasons and divorce without memory wiping

>>718395073
>Clint in the back
Kek, reminds me of the Clint NTR Hell post from a while back

>Town bicycle
>Not as endearing as Karen
>don't care about "saving" her

>she's not mean or bitchy, you just need to get to know her better!
sounds like a wife defending the wife beater.

>>718395073
>ESLs seething at white women

>>718391159 (OP)
Haley had the misfortune of being overshadowed by her vastly superior sister, Emily.

>>718392582
this. the nerdy quiet girl has more whoreish sex than any stacy does

>>718392079
>Penny
Reminder that redditors have a weird hatred of her

>>718398582
I wouldn't know.

>>718398582
mostly women, I found a youtube short video made by a woman raking the bachelorettes and it went as expected, you could easily tell what comments were made by men and women lmao

>>718398582
>To me she comes off as a helpless damsel in distress trope waiting for the big strong farmer to come sweep her off her feet and give her a better life. She does nothing to improve her own lot in life. Contrast that to Shane who just needs some encouragement to get the help he needs and ultimately improve his own life and does so BEFORE the relationship level even gets to "romantic" level. Like, you can still be "just friends" with Shane and he'll have dramatically improved himself. Penny remains stuck moping with her abusive mother.
>t. actual fucking Reddit quote about Penny and Shane

>>718398582
>>718400091
>Pennyfags need reddit and youtube shorts to validate their shit taste
Grim.

>>718396079
penny is also the least likely to leave you. leah still has her ex to go back to, haley and emily would both cheat on the farmer if a richer manlier guy showed up, maru always has her overprotective father to fall back on, abigail is already the product of a cheating wife. penny is the only girl who would rely on the farmer for everything, making her the most loyal spouse by far.

>>718400261
mein nigger how poiting out a curious fact is looking for validation?
>haley... ....would both cheat on the farmer if a richer manlier guy showed up
maybe at the start of the game but you clearly haven't seen her character development, she's the only bachelorette you can marry as soon as summer year 1 (when you are arguably still poor) for a reason

>>718400660
oops forgot to (You) on my last post, I'll commit sudoku for this error >>718401162

>>718398582
>>718400091
>>718400245
Redditors hate the fact that penny prioritizes child bearing over everything else or whatever. It makes them feel insecure.

>>718401162
>llterally browses reddit and fucking youtube shorts so he can see who's making le evil criticisms about his waifu
>not looking for validation
Pennyfags really are this deranged.

all the women in this game look like whores
I dont find them trustworthy

>>718401327
And women too.

>>718401162
thats because hot bimbos get off on fucking poor guys, once you get rich she'll be a typical trophy wife that cheats

>>718401327
this is correct, childless ugly 40 year old women hate the idea of a young woman wanting to settle down and have children

>>718401365
>"NOOOO YOU CANNOT EXPOSE MY UNREASONABLE HATER OVER THIS FICTIONAL CHARACTER IT TRIGGERS MY GENDER DYSPHORIA"
do pennyhatertrannies really?
>>718401417
even Jas?

>>718391159 (OP)
im a pennyfag
entered stardew thinking ill be haleyfag but i was proven wrong

>>718401676
>literally hunts down trannies on reddit and youtube so he can stay up to date on all their opinions and whims
>still pretends he isn't desperate for troon validation over his perfect can do no wrong waifu
The absolute STATE of Pennyfags.

Best girl never wins.

>>718401676
>even Jas?
I didn't play enough to interact with her or understand what makes /v/ crazy for her.
I'd spare her

>>718402231
>or understand what makes /v/ crazy for her.
well, that's easy to figure out

>>718400660
>in my headcanon she cheats on you
touch grass

>>718391159 (OP)
Any real evidence of this? Mind I'd assume Abigail and Penny are the most popular, since the former is the wanna-be strong independent 'gamer' girl and the latter is your generic inoffensively nice girl. Haley is the least approachable from the start but has the best character growth.

I also refuse to believe Maru isn't the least popular.

>>718392724
>>718394758
Sad thing is that Ape probably still gets harassed by the mentally ill fussing about shit like muh pronouns. Fortunately he doesn't seem to care last I heard. Just ashamed that he never let you cuck said black scientist.

>>718391159 (OP)
any mod let's you fuck trees?
I want to fuck trees.
imagine all the drama you could avoid just by pounding those woody fucks.

>>718403103
The fact he hasn't gone full pronoun like toby fox already puts him above that mental illness, but i can't imagine how annoying it must be having a bunch of women and redditors demanding he add pronoun selection and whatever other insanity they can come up with.

>>718403174
>wants to avoid drama by fucking trees
>gets caught fucking a tree by local children
>gets ostracized by the whole town for being a fucking weirdo
>makes Clint look like a decent human being by comparison
>gets splinters on his dong regularly
>can't heal his dong because local doctor refuses to give services to the weirdo tree fucker farmer
>dong wound gets festered for the lack of medical care
>cannot fuck trees anymore
>dies by dong infection
nah there would be a lot of drama

>>718404076
yet another problem that could be avoided by fucking trees.
>>718404207
but it's not like fucking a real log bro, they would have tree pussy

>>718392172
>they all usually get bullied by stacy growing up

That part's not necessary. I can't be bothered to look up the relevant research paper, but it is a 100% proven science fact that women instinctively hate any women they see as sexual competitors for themselves. It's an evolutionary strategy that explains their seemingly paradoxical attutude where they themselves attempt to be hot but they bitch about other women being hot.

>>718391159 (OP)
She's cuter as a cat.

>>718405243
>it is a 100% proven science fact that women instinctively hate any women
ftfy

>>718398582
Of course, she outright cheats on you

>>718403174
I wanted fuck a tree. I compromised.
I fucked a dryad instead.

>>718405624
a driad is just a hippie with nature autism. now you have aids.

>>718405717
I wanted to fuck a tree. I compromised.
I jacked off into a log.

>>718395073
>ESL artist didn't find flowers to give Haley every day, so that she'd accept your invitation for the Harvest Dance in Year 1
Fucking idiot. There's plenty of time to get your farm situated and still find and deliver flowers to her until she's soaked through at the sight of your character.

>>718391159 (OP)
>somehow the least popular
Is she really?

>>718405814
now, that log has aids too.

>>718406067
nah ESL spic here, don't take it too seriously, that pic it's just a mutation of a mutation of the "He's just a Nerd" meme which took an incredibly ironic fanbase for 2 reasons: the same cringekino impact this meme had on the anglosphere and the incredibly bad translatation somebody did on the latam sphere, the original phrase of the meme where the nerd said "Beat it chick" was badly translated to "El Nerd no se acuerda de nadie, ti" (this Nerd doesn't remember anybody, you) I believe the translator tried to say "the nerd doesn't remember you" but wrongly added or forgot he already had "anybody" before finishing the sentence, anyways this meme had a lot amount of mutations, edits and versions on the latam sphere to the point even other fandoms did their own versions ergo this pic, and chosing Hayley as the main subject of the comic is not so far-fetched afterall she started the game as the town's token Stacy

>>718396380
>used goods roastie

>>718395073
I'm going to post this on plebbit, which me luck bros

>>718407575
anon, this pic is pretty old already like 2-3 years old, what makes you think it hasn't been posted to oblivion already?

>>718391159 (OP)
first impressions matter and she makes a terrible one

>>718406932
this meme was clearly created by a latinx subhuman in the first place tho

>>718407937
nah he is an african american to your dismay my amerimutt friend
https://x.com/LexArtStudios

>>718408232
>NOOO he's an even browner subhuman!
what's the difference?

>>718408083
>ops

>>718391159 (OP)
Looks and acts like a whore with a body count so high that she already lost the count.

>>718409213
Then turns out to be the most pure and devoted wife in the game.

>>718409308
I rather fuck her crackhead sister.

>>718396028
sorry, playing Grimshire as a beautiful little rabbit.

>>718392172
>stardew is a girlcore game
Well that would explain the pedo trannies that are obsessed with Jas.

>>718395073
>Alex
>fucking a woman
>getting a woman pregnant
>being straight
>being anything other than a closet faggot

>>718408326
that's rich coming from a frogposter

>>718391159 (OP)
Haleyfags be like:
>she's actually really nice, if you get to know her!
>I swear, she has a change of heart later!
>Her character growth is actually very good!
But you wouldn't know that she improves, unless you already invested in her snobby ass. Which just goes to show how shallow you are. That a girl can treat you like shit, and you still give her your time and resources, for the mere fact that you like blondes.

Or, alternatively, you read the wikis and guides ahead of time, and learned about her before you began courting her.

Either case: poor form.

>>718410808
I gave everyone I could gifts, I try to see the content for everyone
Also, yeah some people fish for the "I can fix her" angle in media. It's common enough that its worth fishing for it

>>718410808
she'd actually be better if she became worse over time but she's still the best of the vanillas.
goddess haley mod turns her into a 11/10

>>718391159 (OP)
She's not the least popular tho
That's vanilla maru by a wide margin lmao

women hate penny because she's not an unlikable stupid bitch

>>718391159 (OP)
Because this is the real best girl.

>>718412458
ngl, there's something about Penny that feels off. Like she doesn't love the Farmer and only sees him as a way to escape from her mother.

everyone are godawful people
but at least haley is upfront about it from the get go

>>718396693
link it

>>718405546
the tree? ape says not thus nothing happened

>>718414819
*pat pat pat*

>>718414887
>the massive hit to friendship in the picnic event if you say you don't like kids, essentially forcing you to lie
Penny is such a gigacunt not even Ape wants you to hurt her fee-fees.

>>718391803
>pool's closed

>>718414819
>>718391834
>>718391803
Why are you a pedophile?

>>718414819
what portrait mod is that

>>718416076
Jas can have babies. Clearly that makes her pubescent, and thus, not pedophilia.

>>718391706
He vanished with 1.6. End of an era.

>>718416718
maybe the Jasposter was CA himself, and vanished because he is now working on Haunted Chocolatier

>>718392172
>>718391159 (OP)
You hit the nail on the head.

But most people don't pick up on these things. They have no idea how much these nerdy lonely bitter girls steer the discourse, but once you recognize the patterns you realize just how many series are expected to cater to their fantasy of revenge against whatever popular extrovert stacy figure is in the story.

>>718405243
And yes this part is also key to it. Bullying does not even matter. They see another girl smiling? They want her to suffer.

Like it's crazy how this revenge fantasy influences even lesbian dynamics.

>>718414819
>Can only quote the textbook at you
Fake intelligence.

>>718417090
Would be incredibly based ape if true, but I doubt he had that kind of time. Takes some serious dedication to snipe the first post of threads for two years.

>>718417460
>anon feels so threatened by a little girl he actually feels the need to disparage against her accomplishments
Embarrassing.

>>718417442
I'm curious, who do the women that play this game try to pair Haley off with?

>>718417759
CORRECTION, NOW!

>>718394578
It should go to show just how deeply the ugly jealous bitches manipulate everyone else.

>>718403103
>>718392079
>>718392713
I have never played this game.

But I can assure you without a doubt that the one who looks the most like a butch dyke top is the most popular by a long shot.

>>718391803
Ew. A brown pedo. Ruins it for us Humans.

>>718418850
checks out, just see how Sydney Sweeney made femoids seethe mald and shit themselves out of jelousy

>>718394578
it's a modded portrait, retard-kun

>>718418285
Themselves. I'm serious. The ones who don't hate Haley are desperate to claim her as a lesbian to the point it became a big thing on tiktok.
>>718419030
Nobody cares about Leah, and the few who do only like her exclusively as a way to cope with not being able to have Robin.

>>718419030
Neither looks like a dyke (or even a top). Emily looks like that one weird aunt everyone had and Abigail is the stereotypical "IT'S NOT A PHASE, DAD!!!12121" alt kid.

>>718419327
still not a bimbo. at most, she's a barbie

>>718419340
>The ones who don't hate Haley are desperate to claim her as a lesbian

God I fucking knew it.

>>718419464
barbie is a bimbo