Thread 718398714

Big news for piracy!

Source: https://x.com/MaximEmulator/status/1957440703987884461

@FBI
@NINTENDO
@CHRIS_HANSEN
DO SOMETHING!!!!!

i don' trust anything until i see the code on a github page

>Somehow have the Mario Kart rom despite there being no way to do it currently
>totally legit guise we're the first real emulator!
>links their shitcord
>also all the people working are anonymous teehee
>5 followers
>Ryujinx fork.. on a Switch 2
lol
lmao

nothing ever happens

>>718399152
Cool, we don't care nintentard. You must be crying that we are playing your game's on PC

>>718398714 (OP)
the console needs to be hacked first, retard

>>718399237
nobody's playing anything on pc because the emulator isn't out yet retard

>the emooolation shitposters don't even understand how it works
nintendo induced mindbreak is a bitch

is this some kind of scam attempt or what is the thought process of these people

I'm going to donate a thousand into his patreon
fuck you nintendo

>>718399249
It's an upgraded switch 1. The only thing that actually needs to be cracked is the encryption on game cards as the mig dumper can get the raws.

>>718398714 (OP)
>Ryujinx fork
How is it running Switch 2 games?

How stupid do I have to be to trust this scam?

>>718399325
it's indians (both the twitter account and the seething brownoids itt)

>>718398714 (OP)
>0 followers
>31m ago
Sus

>>718398714 (OP)
Even if there was an emulator that wasn't a scam most pajeets have shitty decade old laptops for gaming and that won't be able to run it.

Buy an Ad

>>718399426
no you fucking retard the switch 2 is built entirely different, the only thing it shares is the OS.

>>718399854
You seem to be a nintentard, crying at the fact we are running your games on PC.

>>718399854
>the only thing it shares is the OS
Anon, you don't computer very well, do you?

Nupirates are about to fall for another poojeet scam fucking LMAO

>>718398714 (OP)
>0 Following
>0 Followers
OP really just made a fake twitter account and a fake screenshot to bait /v/

>>718399854
>the only thing it shares is the OS.
anon......

>>718399484
It's not

>>718399854
You are an actual retard. Literally the main reason Nintendo went so fucking hard on emulators before Switch 2 was out was because it's essentially Switch 1, meaning all emulators can run it as well when tweaked.

>>718398714 (OP)
You won and raped Nintendo, Eric

>>718398714 (OP)
Let me guess, you need powerful hardware to barely run it at barely 10 fps

>>718398714 (OP)
YOOOOOO! PC wins again. By the time deck 2 is out that emulator will be fully functional

reminder that one of the subhumans seething about nintendo all day here couldn't contain his seethe and posted an anti nintendo thread on /int/ and it was an indog flag lmao

Ericgods stays winning

As a person who owns the Switch 2, the only game worth getting is Bananza. World is pretty fucking bad.

>>718400706
post ownership

>>718399915
>>718400054
>>718400267
>>718400409
samefag retard. the switch 2 cannot run switch 1 games natively and they have to do half-emulations/translation layers for them to work.

>>718400834
You first

>>718398714 (OP)
Switch 2 games on Steam Deck by Q1 2026

>>718401109
Ownership is your claim. Burden of proof is on >>718400706

>>718398714 (OP)
Genuinely hope this is real. No one should be buying switch 2s or Nintendo games. It is immoral to pay for Nintendo games. Pirating is the only moral way to play new Nintendo games.

Genuinely hope Nintendo is harmed financially

>>718398714 (OP)
This is at least the 3rd scam emulator I've seen. Switch 1 having that miracle hack and borderline divine intervention levels of ease of emulation gave a lot of people unrealistic expectations of when in a console's life emulation typically becomes possible, let alone feasible.

>>718399325
This is the third or fourth scam

>>718401346
>Switch 1 having that miracle hack and borderline divine intervention
this is a meme btw

>>718401346
The PS5 was hacked the first week it was out. I think it can STILL only play PS4 games and homebrew at the moment though.

>>718398714 (OP)
just snitched to nintendo

>emuloids still can't even launch the game
Lol.

>>718401408
How many other consoles have a v1 that can be hacked with a literal paperclip?

>>718398714 (OP)
Piracy? Emulators are only for homebrew man ;)

>>718401346
We probably just need some ryujinx enhancements, dlss4, frame cap increase with timing mod etc. A lot of the games will be switch 1 anyway, getting both switch 1 and 2 dumps will reveal a lot.

>>718399196
>also all the people working are anonymous teehee
Yeah no shit retard, take a wild guess why

>>718401578
Piracy is the only morally right way to play new Nintendo games. It is immoral to give Nintendo money

>>718401346
DS, 3DS, Wii, Wii U were all hacked very fast. Stop parroting the narrative

>>718398714 (OP)
>Ryujinx fork
They're not even trying to be real lmao

>>718401662
Why?

>>718401587
This is not a dolphin situation where ryujinx will just magically run switch 2 games with a couple extra lines of code. The switch 2 has a completely different cpu architecture and has to run switch 1 games through a translation layer. No hack, no switch 2 emulator.

>>718401752
Wiiu didn't get an emulator for 3 years and it was barely functional until botw came out. Citra was also 3 years after the 3ds, and it STILL sucks and relies on your pc being beefy enough to brute force through its shoddy code.

>Genuinely hope this is real. No one should be buying switch 2s or Nintendo games. It is immoral to pay for Nintendo games. Pirating is the only moral way to play new Nintendo games.
>Genuinely hope Nintendo is harmed financially

>>718401542
other consoles didn't even need the paperclip

>boots it's first game
My hate for native english speakers that can't fucking speak their own single god damn language far outweighs my hate for Nintendo. I hope they get taken down and soon.

>>718402067
And it's telling that there STILL hasn't been a hack of the v2, lite, or oled models. Granted, the fact the v1 is so easy definitely divert some of the weaponized autism, and there are modchips as a stopgap, but those work by injecting custom firmware... cfw that was only able to be made by reverse engineering from the v1 hack.

>>718402305
>native English speakers
Why would you assume that they're not esl?

>>718398714 (OP)
It's probably not real
No one would be working in a shader compiler at this fucking point of the development.
Emulators start running homebrew shit first, then they try to run commercial games in mostly text log shit,THEN they start to try to graphics seriously.

We don't even HAVE homebrew software yet to even test the work in progress.

>>718402020
She is smarter and more moral than any tendie

>>718402606
you are posting in a bait thread from the resident seething third worlders

>>718402020
Steph is based

>>718402606
It's either someone who knows nothing about emulator development, or is specifically trying to target people who know nothing about emulator development. I think the first is more likely. Wouldn't be surprised if they just fiddle with the ryujinx ui a bit, and changed the name and thumbnail of a switch rom.

>>718398714 (OP)
fake AND, dare i say it, gay

Did previous consoles have this volume of jeet scams or is this another case of everything getting worse with the brown infection of the internet?

>>718399301
Tick-tock, nToddler.

Status: SOON TO BE BTFO.

Image from this emulator on the twitter, this isnt even playable, why are you all so excited?

>>718399237
>game's
Remove all browns from the White Man's (uppercase I) Internet.

>>718401158
It can barely run sw1 games lmao

>>718402842
So BASED "he" went back to TERF Island, a place that hates his kind.

>>718398714 (OP)
>joined august 2025
This is like the 15th fake switch 2 emulator witha patreon a kofi or a crypto wallet trying to scam retards like you

>>718402928
Its fake dumbass

>>718403090
I believe it is but this emulator is absolutely useless. It will never run anything with how its looking.

The game hasn't even been dumped, how can you possible emulate it?

>>718403171
Its not a real emulator, retard

>>718402895
Combination of more brownoids on the internet and jeets noticing that zoomer pirates have a sense of entitlement towards tendie games while being less tech literate than their predecessors. These are the retards who started linking alternate Switch rom sites in the fucking FBI tweet about taking one down.

>>718402895
the switch 2 reveal period is unprecedented, I've never seen this level of ragebait, disinfo and overall pure slop coverage

>>718398714 (OP)
Fantastic, lets all donate to this fucker so he can complete the emulator so we can make fun of tendies lmao

>>718403237
Proof?>

>>718402850
I imagine there is a patreon involved in some shape, way or form.

>>718403305
this isn't normal for the PS5 and series X?

>>718402020
>i want to turn into a fat british woman
What sort of horrible wish is this?

>>718403225
The last one of these scams I saw at least had a completely unbelievable story about a secret exploit that worked for less than a day that created an eshop bug that allowed him to download mkw on switch 1 and dump it from there. At least put in the effort of making a retarded and impossible explanation rather than no explanation at all.

>>718403434
You had the PS5 overheating shit too.

>>718403543
Not only is that an actual issue, it's one that was actively suppressed by gaming journalism.

>>718398714 (OP)
they will never succeed, Nintendo confirmed Switch 2 protection is uncrackable

So what are the absolute nigger unpaid mods waiting for to kill this scammer thread, we get a magical switch 2 emulator thread with a patreon twice a week

>>718403698
The PS3 is uncrackable, but it was cracked.
However it will take 3 years to have a decent switch 2 emulator.
In a year you will have a broken ass shit that will be lauded as LOOK AT THIS! SWITCH 2 EMULATION!!!
But two extra years will be needed to make it run fast.
Also you will need a CPU that is twice as powerful as one that can run PS4 emulation.

>>718403434
youtube pushed this shit in my recommendations on me and I don't even watch any of these clowns

>>718403756
This one does not have a patreon- Looking good!

>>718403981
Dude stop shilling your fucking shit already and get a job, no one is going to give you money, all the retards already got scammed by the other 50 fake switch 2 emulators before yours

>>718404091
They literally don't even have donations, how would they get money?

>>718398714 (OP)
>>718399196
Snoys fall for this shit? They're more naive than granmas being scammed by indians

>>718403901
>1 or 2 of these videos go semi viral
>the algorithm picks up on this and starts pushing more
>smaller creators notice their cons video of the switch 2 gets 5x the views and revenue of their switch 2 pros videos
>they start churning more out
>others notice and hop on the trend for the love of the grift
I can't fault them for making them, it's the thousands of people who spend multiple hours a day watching this absolute sludge that keeps re-stating the same 3-4 points over and over again, often written by an ai, that gives me a deep feeling of contempt.

>>718404232
Nah, like 50% of this thread replies are made by the author

>>718399854
kek

>>718398714 (OP)
I don't even care if this is real or not

Why do this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KexPWuTkMIw

The fuck would you even play on the Shitch 2?

>>718403756
the staff allows the macacos to shit up the board with the anti nintendo slop, pretty sure one of the mods actually participates in the shitposting

>>718404308
i blame the algorithm pushing nonsense. I also get 50 view AI movie slop pop up all the time

>>718403543
Not really, very few people ever talked about it.

>>718399196
>I'm a dumb retard that can't hack so they can't either!
>they're anonymous!!!
The smartest subhuman samefagging tendie.

>>718403434
I agree with Gebs.

>>718405198
There's not even switch 2 homebrew software yet.
Emulators pretty much only happen AFTER homebrew software appear, as you need em to test your emulator in first place.

>>718401752
Lmfao. And not a single one of those has accurate emulation.

>>718405663
Only for competent systems, like playstation. Shitendo crap is super easy to emulate.

>>718405824
It's not a nintendo system, it's an nvidia system.

>>718405878
Shitendo ruins everything they touch

>>718399854
all the OS and graphics libraries are different and are required to be reverse engineered before games can even be booted, which is something that takes time. efforts to do that are complicated by the fact that nintendo has spent the last 8 years locking down all the vulnerabilities used to hack the switch 1.

switch 2 is also running on hardware thats almost a decade newer and nintendo has absolutely spent their time changing how certain things are implemented in hardware (how floating point numbers are handled is one example) so its not just a "tweak the emulator hurrdurr" situation. there has to be actual research done.

see also: original xbox taking like 20 years to emulate because it used libraries and APIs that were in someways pretty close to what windows 2000 shipped with but also radically different for certain things like the implementation of the directx API.

>>718406140
Oink oink, eric

>>718398714 (OP)
KEKKYPOOOOOO
Shitendo is FUCKED
Too bad they have zero games to emulate

>>718406212
>third fake emulator broke him.
Imagine being a snoy

what's the purpose of these obviously fake emulators?
this is the 3rd one if im remembering correctly
I guess attention seeking?
Dont understand why you would yell to the clouds about something you know nothing about, maybe they just want to get told to fuck off idk

>>718406445
Scamming desperate retards. I hope they keep getting made

>>718406445
Patreon money.

>>718406657
They don't even have a patreon.... I don't even fully believe this but come on, how would they be getting patreon money without a patreon?

>>718406479
seems like nobody wins in that case kek
person lying is wasting time
people looking for it are wasting time
could've at least asked for money like >>718406657
is saying

>>718398714 (OP)
The games are encrypted. You literally can't do anything AT ALL with the games until they're decrypted.

The system software is encrypted. You can't reverse engineer it and get an emulator running until it's decrypted.

To decrypt them you need the keys.

To get the keys you need to hack the console.

The console isn't hacked. The keys aren't known. Everything is still undecryptable.

>>718399010
>@CHRIS_HANSEN
You got me good

>>718399196
Nintendo made an emulator creator into a legal slave why in Gods name would they ever reveal their identity

>>718398714 (OP)
Lmao, this is the 3rd fake emulator

>>718406424
BASED, THE ONLY GOOD TENDIE IS A DEAD TENDIE

OHNONONONONONO TENDIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>718402878
Eric Begone

>>718406729
>shitendo is so incompetent you can emulate it without keys
KEKKYPOOOOOO

>>718398714 (OP)
Thanks for beta testing shitchpoolets

>>718408023
>>718407931
>>718407607
>>718407585
3 years.

Not more, not less.

>>718406445
I guess it's funny for them seeing how easy turdworlders are willing to throw money over a fake emulator while anti-nintendo fags like OP shill the fuck out of anything that will "hurt" the big bad nintendo

>>718408461
>heh, me and daddy Nintendo are laughing at you
Ok

>>718398714 (OP)
Very based but stop posting it on twitter.

>>718408370
longer than that, switch 1 emulation is already pretty hardware intensive. switch 2 gonna need then brand new hardware to even get 30 fps lol

>>718398714 (OP)
All these shit are fake and gay until they have a video of it running the shit.

>K-KEKAROOOO
>KEKIP-POOOOO SISTERS!!!

>>718408962
>switch 1 emulation is already pretty hardware intensive
you can emulate the switch on cellphones and potatoes lmao. the ps4 can already be emulated, the switch 2 isn't far off that.

>>718398714 (OP)
>>718398913
>>718399010
This is fake, dumbfucks. It hasn't even been dumped yet.

>>718409084
correct, its easier for arm shitboxes to emulate an old arm architecture and old nvidia gpu with most of the then current desktop features removed.

the arm cpu will probably still be somewhat easy to emulate but good luck emulating a full fat ampere GPU with any of the popular mobile GPUs kek

>>718408962
>>718409084
It's probably in the middle.
The Switch 2 CPU is twice as fast as the PS4 CPU and you need to recompile the code unlike the PS4, so it will be quite heavy, but not insanely heavy, and games that don't use the CPU much will probably run well given the multi-speed slop of modern CPUs.
The monkey game will be hard to emulate.

Remember that it is permitted under US law to break the security encryption of software if it is to make it run, via emulation, on hardware other than that for which it was originally designed. What this means is that Yuzu and Ryujinx were 100% legal, but Nintendo managed to remove them anyway.

>>718408962
>switch 2 gonna need then brand new hardware to even get 30 fps lol
The Switch 2 itself is brand new hardware and barely gets 30 fps outside of paid performance patches for wii u games lmao

>>718409796
>thinking that was the part of jewzu that got them into hot water

>>718409796
Yuzu was taken down for selling wares which is a crime. The Ryujinx Brasilian got paid off to pull down his.

>>718410095
Ryujinx also took Patreon donations, and your claim it being warez is wrong, Zoomie. The actual issue was the redistribution of encryption keys it used to bypass the need for firmware.

is this profitable? cause it looks pretty easy to fake an emulator

>>718409796
>permitted under US law to break the security encryption of software if it is to make it run
Wrong.

>>718405824
>Only for competent systems, like playstation
HAHAHAHAHA

>>718410095
yuzu was taken down for just copying 90% of their function and library "implementation" directly from official nintendo docs. this is a big oopsie woopsie when saying your stuff is "reverse engineered" while having it opensource.

ryujinx got taken down because they shared 70% of the same contributors and the owner realized it was only a matter of time before he got a free nintendo helicopter ride.


the game piracy was just icing on the cake

>>718410053
That's exactly why Nintendo sued them.
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.rid.56980/gov.uscourts.rid.56980.1.0.pdf
>>718410095
>Yuzu was taken down for selling wares
No, it wasn't.
>>718410471
>yuzu was taken down for just copying 90% of their function and library "implementation" directly from official nintendo docs.
No, it wasn't.

>>718410610
now read the rest of the 41 pages

>>718409796
Emulation is legal in the US by way of a series of extreme technicalities that only exist because sony fucked up a legal case so bad that the judge wanted to spite them in any way that could be done. These technicalities essentially amount to "well, the emulator dev can't actually KNOW that their emulator is being used illegally, so they don't have any liability", and since suing individual users is retarded, anti-emulation usually takes the form of shutting down rom sites. Yuzu literally put updates focused on making emulating a game that wouldn't release for 2 more weeks more stable behind a paywall, they had no plausible deniability.

>>718410610
>No, it wasn't.
read the rest of the pdf (you're only on page 3 of 41 btw) and then read the 5 other court cases the takedown generated zoomie

>>718410663
I have. You should too, so you'll stop making shit up.

>>718410790
if you did you wouldnt be making these retarded claims lol

>>718398714 (OP)
Mario Kart World is not even worth emulating
t. Switch 2 owner

The fuck is causing him to chimp out this time? It can't be the Kirby Direct, he's been going all out since morning.

>>718410828
there's a rumor going around since yesterday that fairgame$ already got canceled.

>>718399010
how did this meme start?

>>718399196
>just let nintendo sue you or send the yakuza after you

>>718410925
i don't know, but it became even funnier when the FBI actually did shut down a rom site

>>718410925
nitendo fanboys @‘ing fbi and nintendo whenevrr someone finds an exploit on their consoles or something

>>718410828
It's either the kirby direct or the resident evil 9 switch 2 port

>>718410732
>>718410813
The entire preliminary statement (aside from 1 and 2 which are defining Nintendo and Yuzu) are about breaking encryption. The nature of action, the summary and specifics of what Nintendo are actually suing for is about breaking encryption. That's what the lawsuit was about, sorry your headcannon was wrong.

>>718401029
it's the same armv8 base, the translation/half emulation is because it's a new GPU architecture so the precompiled shaders that were for the original tegra chip need to be recompiled on the fly. Aside from that they just need to keep the syscalls compatible and everything's fine.

The only doubtful point about this ordeal is how would they dump and decrypt the rom? No switch2 has been known to be hacked as of yet, and the games use different encryption/decryption keys that are stored on hardware. You'd think we'd hear about a successful dump/data mining way before an emulator would start being worked on.

Why do people do this? Donation grift? Attention whoring?

>>718411858
patreon grift, and then they say they got a DMCA from nintendo and runs off with the money

>>718411858
>Donation grift?
Yep, they'll ask everyone to sign up to their patreon to get an early access build.

>>718411126
>and for unlawful reproduction and distribution of protected works

>>718412404
And what is that referring to, anon? Stop posting until you fucking read the thing.

>>718410610
Don't bother arguing with these retards Anon, it's impossible to have an actual discussion about the Yuzu lawsuit on the Internet because 95% of the people talking about it never read the lawsuit and are just making shit up.

>>718405824
>competent systems, like playstation
Aren't there two PS5 emulators being worked on right now? lol

>>718409796
Reminder, not only is it not completely legal to break software encryption in America, it is in Europe and Australia, but the Yuzu devs weren't sued for breaking the encryption in a way that would be legal, they were being sued for distribution of proprietary product keys and video games themselves which, obviously, is illegal distribution.

If you had actually read the preliminary statement for the case you would have known that.

>>718414182
>they were being sued for distribution of proprietary product keys and video games themselves
wrong.

>>718414132
No. There were a couple people who started making a PS4 emu and said they'd eventually support PS5, but both projects died way before they had even usable PS4 emulation, let alone even started on PS5 (well RPCSX isn't technically dead, but the dev switched to working on an RPCS3 android port).

>>718414182
Show the part of the preliminary statement that blames Yuzu for "distributing keys and video games themselves" or kill yourself.

>>718399196
>>also all the people working are anonymous teehee
Are you fucking stupid?

>>718398714 (OP)
Wake me up when it boots games worth playing

>>718415239
>>718412738
Good thing someone already posted one of the many lines about product keys.

>>718402928
Yes, as well know, 100% fully functional emulators just poof into existence out of the blue. So this is an obvious scam.

>>718398714 (OP)
is it another rugpull scam like the last 2 times this got announced?

>>718398714 (OP)
Switch 2 has no games. None worth playing at least

>>718401943
That's because there was no interest in the Wii U until botw.
Emulators get released and refined for consoles people actually care about.
This is why there are no good Xbox emulators and PlayStation emulators are all still garbage.

>>718415375
It doesn't say they distribute the keys, it says they distribute the software that's used to extract the keys from a hacked console.

With all this game key card nonsense the eventual emulator will run 1000x better than the switch 2

>>718415375
Please learn to read.

>>718401662
>gives fromsoft and rockstar hundreds per game

>>718415341
Switch 2 needs games worth playing first, so that'll take forever.

>>718398714 (OP)
Why are trannies so obsessed with switch’s emulation ? Give me basedstation 5 emulation first.

>>718415375
that screen doesn't say that Yuzu distributed games and product keys, it just attempts to argue that Yuzu is illegal because someone can't use without hacking their Switch and breaking its encryption, you absolute fucking retard.

>>718415924
>Give me basedstation 5 emulation first.
... but why?

>>718415924
Why would you want a ps5 emulator when you can already play their movieslops on PC?

>Obvious scam
>200 post thread

>>718401346
really wonder why are no gayming news outlets reporting on it

>>718415969
So what you're saying is that instructing people on how to acquire a product key illegally while also illegally distributing it themselves isn't actually illegal.

>>718398714 (OP)
lmao /v/troons are desperate enough to fall for this.

>>718399325
This is the 3rd time jeets have made this kind of scam, and the macaco then keeps spamming these threads.
The 2nd time it was also a virus

>>718415626
What do key cards have to do with how well the games run? Why are you just stringing together a series of unrelated buzzwords that you clearly don't understand?

>>718416228
congratz on being illiterate and qualifying for disability.

>>718416118
You would think people would be more cautious after having dealt with 2 scam emulators already

>>718398714 (OP)
So how does this scam work? They get you to join the discord and ask you to donate money or something?

>>718415924
PS5's games are on PC. I just like seeing the retards who rabidly defend and enable Nu-tendo's enshittification shitting their brains out over it.

>>718403756
>>718404703
guess why

>>718416316
It's literally just a he Brazil nigger macaco that spams these threads. He literally spends his entire life scouring twitter to see if there are emulators and then spams these threads. This is the 3rd time he spams these fake jeet scams here

>>718416404
Who knows. They are probably just seeing if it is even worth it to continue the scam at the moment. If enough people bite then expect a patreon to go up

>>718398714 (OP)
If true I expect Nintendo to go after them in a month at the least.

>>718416118
190 of them are the macaco btw

>>718409084
>he ps4 can already be emulated
because all the savants that worked on switch emulation moved to ps4 emulation to spite antinintendofags

>>718410828
>he's been going all out since morning.
since 2 days ago
hes just chimping out and spamming various things, last night was "japan has gone woke, gooks won" for instance

>the other day an eceleb thread reached bump limit
>today some tranny porn thread got like 300 posts
>now this
so /v/ is officially an unmoderated board now right, except if you post some illegal shit or something and even that probably isn't going to get deleted instantly

>>718410925
Angry tendies on social media responding to tweets about how well emulated games run on PC compared to real hardware.

>>718398714 (OP)
>>718399010
May you (unironically) get caught.

>>718417117
playstation going third-party broke him.

>>718416947
>main dev is the guy who started PCSX and PCSX2, has never worked on a Switch emulator
>biggest other contributor, gpucode/raphaelthegreat, only worked on Citra previously (and quit before it was taken down) and has never worked on a Switch emulator
love how /v/ is always so confident in being wrong

>>718410925
With this.

>>718417117
He was defending Roblox a while back and calling it far more moral than anything Nintendo ever released or did. Recently Roblox was caught in hot water because of groomer stuff so that probably contributed to it

>>718400517
That is usually how emulators start off when early in development.

and they got the ROM dump how, exactly

unless it's coming from gbatemp and NOT TWITTER, it's not real

>>718420230
Forgot about that, it was like 3 days before the drama started too.
At this point I'm also convinced he's either a glownigger with insider info or cosmic forces hate ant8japan niggers.

>>718420376
i also lost a lot of trust for gbatemp when they paraded around the "switch 2s will be bricked if they detect literally any voltage variation, even from the charger" post like it was fact

>>718420230
>defending Roblox of all things

>>718399010
REMEMBER THE HONEYPOT CANNOT BE ERASED

>>718402875
>>718408986
>still seething BETOND lunacy
yikes AND dare i say it, cringepilled

>>718420230
>Roblox has draconian ID shit and some politicians pushing for said ID shit have literal stocks in roblox.
>It's still a 3ddp kid diddler paradise anyway.
I kek'd.

>>718421572
>>718423513

>>718423513
Roblox is a huge chunk of playstation's revenue

>>718420376
>>718399196
They are hacking into a real Switch 2 that is doing the decryption of the ROM then they are intercepting CPU instructions and Memory data.

>>718423924
And it's coming off hot from hoyo pulling PS4 support to cut costs no less.
And that's when games like genshit have literally 33% of their total playerbase on the PS4 alone.

>>718423928
you have no idea what you are talking about. stop it.

>>718423768
"Smarter and more moral" is a repeated phrase I've been seeing from him a lot recently. It's not catchphrase-level ubiquitous like "mentally I'll [sic]" and "pitiful end", but it comes up a lot.

>>718424154
that's what they're doing tho

>>718423928
What exploit did they use to hack their switch 2?

>>718424362
it's a secret

>>718424362
It's proprietary. They're not revealing it so it won't get patched before they can finish the emulator.

>>718424564
not how that works

>>718424643
u mad

>>718424643
lmao

>>718424074
speaking of gacha, seems like nexon is getting desperate over BA collapsing due to getting completely overshadowed by uma musume the past few weeks

>>718424696
>>718424816
concession accepted.

>>718424362
Why would they announce that?

>>718425020
I recall this very same excuse for the other two scam emulators.

>Retards are falling for yet again a fake switch 2 emulator for the third time
Why are anti-nintendo fags this fucking stupid?

>>718425157
>emulator is fake, tendies seethe
>emulator is real, tendies seethe even fucking harder
Just to piss deranged butthurt tendies off. This is what nu-tendo deserves.

Switch 2 Games worth playing: 0

>>718425157
because at this point the only antinintendo faggots remaining are dalit jeets, antijapan monkeys, and jewtubers doing clickbait videos
none of these demographics are known for their intelligence
that and that last category in particular is just doing it for the money and already bought a switch 2 anyway

>>718425445
holy cope
You are a small minority on this board compared to pc and everybody hates your guts the same way they hated sony fanboys
Eat shit and die

>>718425539
u mad jeet? maybe some cow urine will calm you down you disgusting brown piece of shit.

>>718425370
>tendies are mad about more retards being scammed

>>718425636
White as fuck, which is why I'm not dumb as fuck to buy a switch 2 or support modern nintendo fucking over their users every which way
You retards ruined something that used to be good and you're too fucking stupid to realize it

>>718398714 (OP)
[SAD NEWS]
@Nintendo @FBI
YOU FRICKING FRICK

>>718425370
The only seething I'm seeing in this thread are from the retards promoting this scam whenever you point out one of the dozens of reasons it literally can't be real

>>718425719
Show me their patreon.

>>718425789
that would be playstation forcing the movie game meme

>>718425370
How does a fake emulator make tendies seethe exactly?
>>718425445
>only antinintendo faggots remaining are dalit jeets, antijapan monkeys, and jewtubers doing clickbait videos
I guess that makes sense

>>718425850
cope

>>718425850
Tendies were literally SEETHING by the 2nd post of the thread. See >>718399010
And are STILL SEETHING. See >>718425796

>>718425868
this is the third scam. they are probably testing the waters to see how many gullible retards will fall for it before they launch a Patreon.

>>718419867
You know you've made it as a corporation when the people who give you money also fight your battles

>>718425157
no one is "falling" for anything, the OP is a jew and knows full well it's bullshit but he lies to epically own le tendies, there's like half a dozen of threads like that in the catalog (like when he pretends to have buyer remorse with the switch 2)

>>718401448
>>>/vg/hbg

>>718406796
>Nintendo made an emulator creator into a legal slave why in Gods name would they ever reveal their identity
Do you think you could hide your identity retard? Nintendo literally had the FBI steal some guy's website in Europe. If you make an emulator for the switch 2 you are going to prison for 10+ years and paying 10million or more. It's an inevitability, there's no possibility of avoiding it. They will spend 1 billion dollars just to lock you up. They'll pay off any politician, any judge. This is one of the biggest companies in the world.

>>718425973
because those are totally 100% genuine posts and not memes

>>718425982
Last one I saw didn't have a patreon, but the file installed a crypto miner when you ran it.

>>718425370
>Given all westoid accusations are confessions, I got curious and looked up shit.
Oh boy how fun, let's ignore the rampant pedo problem on roblox despite it already having draconian ID systems in place and focus specifically on emulators.
>PS4 jailbreaks got updated to support games as recent as stuff from 3 weeks ago.
>Not only an internet connection is no longer needed, you can do it through a BD disk which is as simple (or simpler) as the paperclip trick on a v1 switch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6oy6mRXX18
>It is also updateable which gets over the last hurdle behind PS4 jailbreaking.
Remember how snoy devs kept citing switch piracy as a point of concern to NOT do switch ports? (despite that being far more difficult than on snoy consoles due to requiring modchips instead of just a jailbreak)
Well turns out now pirating on the PS4 is piss easy.

>>718425987
Working as intended.

>>718406796
Ga(r)y Bowser wasn't an emulator dev, he sold hacked modchips that were full of ransomware that would brick your switch, and was reported to nintendo by pirates that he fucked over.

>>718426076
The fuck are you even babbling about. Take your meds.

No one will EVER make a switch 2 emulator. They KNOW Nintendo will sue them, there's no question. Why would anyone spend thousands of hours of work for free to get fucked in the ass? Nintendo waited until recently to crush the switch 1 emulators for a reason. They were sending a message.

>>718425954
Dunno. You can ask yourself or any of the other seething tendies in this thread.

>>718425987
You don't have to defend or even like nintendo to fucking hate kotaku

>>718424890
confession denied

>>718426270
Kotaku > Shitendo, any day

>>718426270
Okay, but also fuck Nintendo. They deserve all the shit thrown at them.

>>718426357
why did you defend roblox, eric?

>>718425796
>>718423634

>>718426189
It's not even a matter of fear of getting sued at this point, that never stopped people even during the PS1-2 era when the bleem lawsuit was fresh and sony kept bankrupting people out of spite with lawsuits they knew they would lose just to fuck people over.
The real problem is emulators now are being used as anti-nintendo ammo, which is a problem when historically emulator devs do it for the love of the games and that one console in particular for the sake of game preservation and to experience them at 4k gaytracing or whatever.
Even as early as the switch 1 era you had nintendofags doing emulators and risking a lawsuit just to experience the games in their best possible shape, nowadays those same people wouldn't make a switch 2 emulator to spite nu-pirateniggers bragging on mainstream journo sites how pirating nintendo games is a moral right.

>>718426269
Which ones? the meme posts? I don't know why I'm responding to you, you're falling for a emulator that doesn't exist for the third time lol

>>718426516
>It's not even a matter of fear of getting sued at this point, that never stopped people even during the PS1-2 era when the bleem lawsuit was fresh
Emulators are much harder to make now than then, because of increasingly complex computer hardware. Imagine trying to emulate DLSS and RT cores. It takes thousands of hours of work of skilled professionals, not some retards in India or Brazil. No one with such skill will ever risk it with the switch 2.

>>718426357
now i wouldn't be surprised if some kotaku leadership gets arrested for kid diddling or some shit within the next 24 hours

>>718426964
>an
TENDIES CAN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH, KEKKYPOOOOOO

>>718426701
That schizo will defend them like he did with the playstation VP

>>718427068
Worse. He unironically sees him as a father figure.

>>718425445
I wonder who would take advantage of jeets bitching about Nintendo.

Isn't this the malware one that changes your computer to this monkey meme

We don't even have a Switch 2 game dump. This shit is fake as fuck.

>schizo is in his babyrage stage with his trip on
Okay, let's guess what's the next bad news Playstation has for us. It has to be bigger than them admitting they're going third party.

>>718427548
apparently there's an absolute state of play scheduled for september, should be very funny

>>718427616
Oh, so another showcase of games going to Xbox and PC from Sony, the third party studio. Creators of the worst media failure in all human history.

>>718426964
here

>>718426635
I literally don't care about the emulator, switch 2 has nothing worth playing and modern nintendo has become a bad joke. I'm just here for the melties.

>>718427943
Ah so you were only pretending to be retarded for (you)s? Got it

>posts obvious lies
>hey faggot stop lying
>LOL MAD U MAD MELTY ALERT MELTY ALERT
why is the sister like that

>>718428149
Watching you fags piss yourself doesn't make anyone else anything else. Stop being such pathetic corporate bootlickers if you don't want to be a spectacle.

>>718428286
>Watching you [SCHIZO RAMBLE]
Uh oh melty

>>718428416
>>718425964

>>718428454
concession accepted.

>>718427482
See >>718424564

>>718428827
not how it works eric

>>718428286
You're the one getting laughed at ITT but okay lol

>>718428827
Wait a minute, that retarded tripcode...

>>718428887
I am laughing at you though. So is everyone else.

>>718429234
you left your trip on eric.

>>718398714 (OP)
Is this the third or fourth iteration of this scam? How many gullible /v/iggers are in their patreon already?

nintoddleers in fucking shambles

>>718429234
>The retard slipped yet again
This is why everyone laughs at you, not with you.

>>718429537
because?

he's seething about nintendo in the fucking silksong thread of all places lmao

what a sad, sad existence

>>718398714 (OP)
THANKS FOR BETA TESTING NINTENDIES

>>718429668
concession accepted.

I’d prefer a jailbreak but it’s good to see progress. This won’t even take two years.

>>718429832
see you in two years when zero progress has been made.

>>718429457
4th one I've seen
>1st was a glorified "hello world" prompt with the ui lifted from yuzu, offered a "trial" version as a free download, and a "full" version behind their patreon, claiming as soon as switch 2 roms were available, it would work, then claimed they got a cease and desist and took the money and ran.
>2nd ran some mkw footage through a couple of cheap filters to try and make it look "glitchy", but ran the audio perfectly fine despite that being by far the hardest thing to get right. Had a retarded story of how they supposedly got a mkw rom. Can't remember what the angle was for monetizing it.
>3rd was another file being offered for free, this one literally just a crypto miner.
And the OP is the 4th, they aren't even trying to pretend to have a story of how they supposedly got ahold of a rom that hasn't even been dumped yet.

>>718426367
Why?

fucking retard is gonna get a cease and desist now, how fucking hard is it to not name your shit and do it anonymously?

>>718430003
but then he couldn't scam gullible retards.

>>718430003
>fucking retard is gonna get a cease and desist
Maybe if it was real and not an obvious scam

>>718400834
>switch 2
>ownership

>>718429830
confession denied

>>718400834
>ownership
What ownership? You don't own Bananza or a Switch 2, those belong to Nintendo.

I will never understand the contemporary emulation scene. You guys can't wait 3-5 years to get hundreds of games, for free? No, instead you got to have an arms race with Nintendo, get a bunch of heads on it, and then risk getting piracy heat that it doesn't need to.
If I were an emulation developer, I would go 100% on switch. Nintendo will be wasting money trying to pursue a war on both fronts, on a console that will soon reached it's end of shelf life, yet it's still new enough to get the general public to care. That's the perfect zone. Instead, we're going to get draconian copy protection.
Although I'm not connected to the scene, so feel free to treat this as screeching of some out of touch fag. This is just my reaction.

>>718430131
>>718430239
two retarded ESLs for one post.

>>718430291
>too dumb to realize he's being btfo'd
Many such cases. Sad.

>>718430246
most of the people emulating switch games are from third world countries and the average IQ here is below 100, it's not that hard to understand

>>718419867
I'm convinced the "we lose our copyright because people are pirating our games" argument comes from retards like these entering into law.

>>718430352
>too ESL to realize that anon was asking for proof of the other anon owning a switch 2

>>718430470
You can't own what isn't yours. It's Nintendo's.

>>718430572
are you a Jeet or a Hue?

>>718430627
Are you a retard or a dumbass?

>>718398714 (OP)
>join the discord
God I fucking hate the internet in 2k25

>>718430682
Hue it is.

>>718430698
You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>718430795
Retard it is.

>>718430246
>wait 3-5 years
Anon, Nintendo sued yuzu 7 years after the Switch came out. To fly under their radar you'd have to wait like 10 years before even starting development; which itself would then take a few years, so it'd be more like 13-15 years.

>>718430865
False

>>718398714 (OP)
And so it begins...

>>718430865
That's all you can say!

>>718431045
it's fake just like the other 3 times.

>>718430865
It doesn't sound intimidating when you say it.

>>718398714 (OP)
Switch 2 doesn't even have anything worth playing, but this will still be entertaining.

>>718430884
That is true I won't be a schizo and denied that. But there's playing with fire and being on fire, and I feel working on the switch 2 on the same year it came out is the latter. That is why I said Switch 1's emulation is in a perfect place, because Nintendo will (hopefully) prioritize the Switch 2's DRM instead of 1

>>718429634
He's been going all out since 4AM. I'm not joking, even before the Kirby Direct was announced. He's been chimping out without any sleep.

>Legends Zaza is going to be a Switch 1 game
>next mainline Pokemon hasn't even been announced yet
It's definitely going to be up and running in time.

>>718430865
>You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>718431513
And then he pretends he has anything resembling a life. Faggot really replaced every single real connection with fucking 4chan.

>>718431513
My bet is that the State of Play that's rumored has more PC/Xbox/Switch ports in it.

>>718429943
>Can't remember what the angle was for monetizing it.
both a patreon and the exe was a cryptominer, which is from where the 3rd one got the idea most likely

>>718431805
And this one is very likely to do the same but in secret to force retards to enter their groomcord.

>>718398714 (OP)
Have they learned not to go online with their jailbroken switches now?

>>718398714 (OP)
BASED
A
S
E
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>>718399152
What do you intend to do with it?

>>718432076
i have seen "NINTENDO IS KILLING USED GAMES NOW" reports due to retards using NIG carts online as early as last week, so probably not

>>718399196
If it works, it works. You don't need to know why or how it works.

the ps4 took years to emulate and just one game
don't think you are gonna play with a 4k or 5k series

>>718432293
That's because the PS4 didn't have pokemon games on it.

>>718402020
That guy needs to do a parasite cleanse, big time.

>>718398714 (OP)
D-Did you just- How did- You fff-fucking EMULATED the Switch 2!? In less than a MONTH!? WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!! Don't you know that's illegal? Like really, really, REALLY super duper mega illegal! PIRATING BRAND NEW NINTENDO GAMES IS NOT OKAY! The Yuzu developers are rotting IN JAIL right now and you're gonna test Nintendo's patience even more? So what if the Switch 2 costs a lot and has a shitty screen, my loyal WIFE just told me she's going on an all expenses paid trip to NAMIBIA for humanitarian aid! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS??? I get a whole WEEK out of my gaming crawlspace to play MARIO KART WORLD and CYBERPUNK and I'm not about to let that all go to waste because somebody had to go and EMULATE the console I just paid $500 + Tax + Tip for!!! There is no way in hell I'm gonna sit here and watch FREELOADERS get to emulate DRAG AND DRIVE and SWITCH 2 OWNER'S MANUAL before I even boot my own system up! May you get caught! Don't like it, just don't buy it, instead of doing this stupid illegal crap! I'm sending DMCAs to everyone on that muskrat's platform right now if you don't PAY NINTENDO WHAT THEY'RE FREAKING WORTH!

>>718432484
uh oh, eric melty!

>>718432293
>the ps4 took years to emulate and just one game
development didn't even start until late 2022, and it was just a 1 man project until 1 year ago.

>>718432293
PS4 emulation had literally zero interest on it for years until about a year ago a single autismo made the emulator go from "not even booting" to "bloodborne is optimized to run at 60fps even on a goydeck, oh and 80% of the PS4 library was made playable by happenstance for the sake of bloodborne" within 3 fucking months flat and hes still going

>>718403887
Rome wasn't built in a day, you know?

>>718403887
>Also you will need a CPU that is twice as powerful as one that can run PS4 emulation.
CPU wise it's actually easier to run PS4 than PS3 games now.

>>718432484
>the snoy melts down anyway
You're addicted to anger.

>>718423708
How do kid diddlers diddle kids in roblox, exactly?

>>718429943
Grim. What happened to my beloved mod scene...

>>718433138
are you asking for a step by step guide for a friend?

>>718433138
just like they did in any online platform since the internet existed
>they meet kid
>they groom them for a while
>they ask where they live to see if they are near
>if no they forward it to someone that lives near
>if yes they tell them to come visit it would be fun to play vidya together
there's also how in roblox 80% of the content is blatant fetish shit shoved in your face which modern westoids love to do for whatever reason, which also just so happens to normalize the kids to freaky shit

>>718432484
Eric is going to screencap this meltie post he made and claimed this is a real tendie post. He's that pathetic

Neat. Switch 2 emulation is inevitable. Hopefully good games come out eventually to be worth the hassle

>>718432579
Damn. What a King.

>>718433410
No, i literally just have no idea how they do it, because i've never played roblox and am curious how they do it. When interviewers interview terrorists, do they do it, because they want to learn how to become terrorists, themselves?

>>718433410
Never mind, the other guy answered me. You're off the hook. For now...

>>718432579
based chad

>>718433427
This is genuinely grim stuff.

>>718433427
You can add this at any point after step 2: Invite kid to a groomcord.

>>718426516
>when historically emulator devs do it for the love of the games

GBA emulation existed as soon as the console was released

>>718434036
yeah also due to borderline divine intervention luck due to multiple leaks

>>718415341
like for example

>>718433842
i never really thought of discord as such a hive for pedos but i guess they had to go somewhere

>>718425987
Tendies are actual cultists. Do you think we were exaggerating?

>>718434214
Pisscord has been a nest for literal 3dpd diddlers for longer than it's been an obnoxious replacement for subreddits.

>>718433498
I have a switch 2 and I look forward to the day Switch 2 emulation is a thing. The sheer asshurt of the tendies will be more fun than any of the 4 games that will be available on the Switch 2 by then if world and Bananza are any indication.

>>718425370
its a cult at this point

>>718398714 (OP)
Scam number 3 already?

>>718433498
>>718434267
>>718434516
>>718434659
all me btw and I forgot to mention I was a proud black transwoman

Nintendo consoles have been hacked within the first few months since the wii. Why do tendies think this will be any different?

>>718434793
>Why do tendies think this will be any different?
To a tendie, Nintendo making money is the singular most important thing. The idea of anyone not paying Nintendo $80 for their indie-tier games is worse than insulting the false prophet muhamad in front of a Muslim.

>>718434267
Who's we? Your imaginary friends aren't real

>>718434962
>tendies think everyone calling them a cultist is one person
Holy shit you really fell for that Eric cope.

>>718425987
pretty much you created a hive mind of pawns to do your bidding you do no wrong its a cult

>>718435083
I saw the writing on the wall in like 2014 when tendies were sucking off Nintendo's greedy decisions during the Wii U era. I never thought it would get this bad 11 years later.

>He's just replying to himself at this point
This is why you don't become addicted to (you)s.

>>718399196
>>Somehow have the Mario Kart rom despite there being no way to do it currently
sure, retard.
enjoy having your $500 brick ruined because you bought a used game keycard

>still replying to himself
do you think he got molested or maybe his mom took drugs during pregnancy? I've never seen anything like that

>>718435073
You literally exposed yourself samefagging like a fucking retard earlier >>718429234

>>718399196
>WHY ARE YOU ANONYMOUS???? I NEED TO KNOW YOUR NAME SO NINTENDO CAN KILL YOU!!!!!!!!
Give me your driver's license, right now, or you're a hypocrite.

>>718403756
herme sexo

>>718435315
I honestly am disappointed this isn't becoming a more widespread thing. Imagine tendies getting banned by their friends at Nintendo because they wanted to save $5 on a 10 year old game and bought used. Shit's hilarious.

>>718402020
Isn’t she (forma male) losing their house

>>718435315
That only happens with switch 1 games because those are dumped roms, retard...

>>718435434
I have no clue I haven't followed this abject creature in years

even if it was real and perfected I wouldn't be playing tendoid slop.

>>718401346
It's not even like the Switch's emulation was particularly fast by the standards of Nintendo systems, where GBAemu holds the record in the form of negative months from street date.

>>718398714 (OP)
>Keep Using DolphinOS because of nip TRADISHUN
>Hand devs literal decades of experience with cracking their shit to them on a silver platter
Nintendo systems will always be piss-easy to jailbreak until they actually change their software stack

>>718436190
Horizon OS.
And the Switch was only hacked through a hardware bug, had nothing to do with the software.

>>718436190
its fake, AI loving brownoid

>>718436298
Horizon is just a fork of Dolphin. At its core, it's the same OS backbone. RCM exploit just happened to be an early method to unlocking hardware jailbreaking. Dumping the switch software was just a matter of time and did not slow or speed the actual emulation development time at all

>>718436451
Mario and Bowser were just over my house when this happened kid

>>718399152
nice try nintendogs

>>718436451
Nintendo loves AI though. They even put it into MKW.

Meanwhile in reality.

>>718436506
Horizon is derived from the 3ds os retard. And the Switch is only hardware hacked. The main mantainer of its cfw himself said software has no bugs.

>>718437824
>Horizon is derived from the 3ds
irrelevant
>And the Switch is only hardware hacked
cfw is software
>The main mantainer of its cfw himself said software has no bugs.
irrelevant
conclusion: retard

>>718437181
Why lie?

>>718438259
every accusation from a snoy is actually a confession.

>>718438259
What lie, it's obvious they used it at minimum for some of those totally garbled posters. Expect more of it in the future.

>>718437904
>say bullshit
>get recked
>no u
Snoys are beyond pathetic

>>718438363
yeah, such "obvious" evidence as "this car looks weird, also what's stylization??"

>>718438259
Because lying is all they can do

>>718410610
Yuzu was taken down as it was proven the creators were engaging in piracy to get the leaked games running day 1.
The patreon exclusive multiplayer stuff was fuel for nintendo to throw on the fire.

>>718439298
No, it wasn't. The lawsuit is right fucking there, read it, and stop making shit up.

>>718439536
I don't give a shit what the lawsuit says.
It was a warning to the dev team to fuck off else nintendo go after them for the real issue.

>>718399196
People hanging on to the anonymous part because everything else in the post is right lmfao

Can it play switch games online? No? Ok, who cares then lol

>>718438758
You clearly have no idea what's being talked about.

>>718440773
Then enlighten me.

this is real sirs i joined the discord like sir kindly askeded me to and provided the payment details am now playing the marino cart

>>718399196
Annnd the tendie cope begins.
See you in 3 months tops.

>>718398714 (OP)
Mk isn't fun offline. Sorry I dont like playing cpus in 2025.

>>718441923
You said that when you swore that the Switch 2 would have an emulator at launch.

>>718441090
Talking about the posters like this, which Nintendo denied is AI, so it's not AI, no matter how fucked up that bridge is and how blatantly AI it looks.

>>718442073
What does it look like from a screenshot not taken from Youtube?

>>718426357
Fuck off Mercunte!

>>718442159
Clearly fucked up.

>>718442303
"clearly" and it's just a painting of a bridge

>>718442409
It's just AI slop in a Nintendo game, nothing to worry about

>>718442618
Nothing to worry about because it's not AI slop, no matter how much you want it to be.

>>718443130
Touche, jeet

>>718399152
>github

>>718399484
what games?

>switch 2 hasnt been hacked yet
>because switch 2 hasnt been hacked, no way to get game dumps
>somehow, we are expected to believe that some random literal who dev not only managed to do it when nobody else was able to, but also built an emulator to run it

yaaawn, you tards fall for the stupidest shit

>>718398714 (OP)
I can't wait to subscribe to their patreon to play the nintendo games I hate for free!!

>>718443358
You're really touch-e, aren't you? That was a pun, by the way.

>>718435379
>implying i like in UK
This has no relevance to what was being discussed. Your brain is a soup of grey matter, inserting non-sequiturs as you write.

>>718443494
Now type that without shitting and pissing yourself in fear on behalf of a corporation who thinks its users are dumber than dirt.

>>718404562
nigger

>>718406424
I can't believe they killed shame because he developed a video game emulator

>>718443749
>spends all day complaining about company and their games
>bending over backwards for whatever tranny code monkey allows them to finally play said games

>>718398714 (OP)
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>718399010
>>718406762
shame the epstein files won't be released

>>718416316
COPE TENDIE

>>718425719
money isn't going to nintendo

>>718425964
>>718444028
ARREST CHICKEN

>>718430865
lying is not healthy

>>718398714 (OP)
This is the same phishing slopjeet as last time, he just changed the name but it's still the same fake ass "concept" as before.

>>718444217
>slopjeet baiting the poorfag hispanics that whine about kiddie games all day
holy based

>>718429584
because reasons

>>718399325
>>718416321
Also just as an aside, you'll notice none of the youtubers that suck emulation cock haven't said jack shit about these things. If you actually fall for one of the scams like in the OP that makes you even more retarded than any e-celeb ever was.

>>718399331
good luck because paypal's incident days ago

>>718426059
>Do you think you could hide your identity retard? Nintendo literally had the FBI steal some guy's website in Europe. If you make an emulator for the switch 2 you are going to prison for 10+ years and paying 10million or more. It's an inevitability, there's no possibility of avoiding it. They will spend 1 billion dollars just to lock you up. They'll pay off any politician, any judge. This is one of the biggest companies in the world.
This. Especially with "join our discord retards!"

>>718444424
c-cope...

>>718442073
how the fuck is that AI?

>>718444653
how the fuck is it not?

>>718398714 (OP)
Wait wtf there's a switch 2 emulator??

>>718444678
I don't see any inconsistencies that would be in an AI-generated picture.

>>718410681
>Yuzu literally put updates focused on making emulating a game that wouldn't release for 2 more weeks more stable behind a paywall, they had no plausible deniability.
The funniest part was that they used fucking discord of all things in order to store, sell, and distribute the games. Idiots deserved what was coming to them.

>>718444653
>>718444784
It's not AI.
Looks like they took a screencap of a bridge and threw some shitty photo filters on it. The filter was probably some sort of AI like how magic select works, but the whole thing definitely wasn't AI generated.

>>718399426
Shows how much of a retard you are. Switch 1 games are literally emulated on switch 2

>>718428548
theres no discretion?

>>718430246
It's always been like this since the 80s and 90s, which is both a testament to the desirability of specifically Nintendo's games above all others, as well as the single greatest detriment to the emulation scene in general because the talent that normally only works on Nintendo projects have no interest in anything else like Xbox or Win9x.
The bigger issue is that back then, emulator devs were doing it for free. Modern emulator devs are doing it to make money, as was revealed with the Switch 1 emulators getting alphabet'd.

>>718432293
>just one game
That's its only game

>>718442073
It's just a screenshot of the in-game bridge with a filter slapped on it

>>718445667
It's funny too, because if you had any proficiency with AI, or photoshop, or art in general... this would be pretty obvious.

>>718399010
Silly anon, emufags are not pedo.....yet

>>718442073
>Put pic on 6 different AI image detection programs
>All of them return between a 0.5% to 2% possibility of it being AI due to the filter
snoys always lie.

>>718398714 (OP)
>0 followers
>Discord
>Patreon on discord
lmao Deckies and Snoys will pay for this scam.

>>718446061
torrent criminals at the other hand.

>>718446182
Considering Sony themselves were scammed out of $4 billion by Bungie, it's just the sheep following the shepherd into a cliff.

>>718446110
Yeah it's just a filter that's totally fucking up everything about that bridge, whatever helps you cope

>>718446472
I accept your concession.

>>718446546
I accept that nintendo is shit these days and that you'll wear your pants on your head defending everything they do

>>718446612
Yet here you are in a thread DYING to play their games.

>>718446612
He says as he cries because his daddy the Sony pedo VP was busted for wanting to fuck kids.

>>718411064
it works since FBI is actually going after piracy sites that focus on nintendo titles

>>718446660
>>718446692
Mental illness.

>OP has spent 12 hours seething about Nintendo
This is why you should seek Jesus. Or a job.

>shills fake emulator
>gets laughed at
>Goes back to the AI cope from months ago
>gets laughed at
Does he really think he's "owning the tendies" by pretending to be retarded or does he enjoy getting laughed at?

>>718446748
>throwing in the whole screenshot
bruh

>>718446778
We both have kiddie games living rent free in our head.
The only difference is one of us gets to have fun playing them.

>>718446774
but can do with torrent sites?

>>718398714 (OP)
I'm gonna put that donkey kong on my steam deck, I hope this shit is actually good

>>718446850
>you're a manchild
>but at least I pay to be a manchild
hell of an own

>>718446935
Have you seen it? It looks like donkey dogshit. There's no reason to even emulate the switch 2 at this point.

>>718446935
It is.

>>718446957
People who aren't manchildren don't care about bing bing wahoo at all anon.

>>718447003
Then why are you so eager to play their games?

>>718447240
I haven't been eager to play their games in over a decade. I just hate what they've become and I hate the bootlicking faggots who enable and deepthroat every shitty thing they do. So I take opportunities to piss you fags off. I hope the switch 2 gets emulated asap, not because I give a damn about anything nu-tendo makes these days, but because I know it'll make the worst of their fanbase throw a huge shitfit.

>>718446831
It's just engagement farming. They'll make these threads every few months when a "new emulator" is teased. Switch 2 is hacked. For real this time. Stay tuned. 2 more weeks!

>>718447432
Also I'm not a manchild btw.

>>718447432
ignore the haters
THIS is what winning looks like

>>718447719
But he's not winning, because it's not yet emulated.
He's currently in a constant state of losing.

>>718447432
>I just hate what they've become
What? a better game company?

>>718447432
>if you don't say anything negative about Nintendo, regardless of the truthfulness of the statement, then you MUST be a bootlicker / fanboy
Pretty wild a game company managed to break people's mind in a similar fashion of a certain american president back in 2016, especially over negligible things or shit already adopted by the industry and its consumers long ago.

>>718448756
Funny that they love saying "tendies can't handle criticism" but they start throwing tantrums and calling you a 'tendie bootlicking cultist' whenever you question their bullshit or literally anything at all

>>718399237
I hate nintendo and pirate everything from them but I also don't give a fuck until we see code on a github page. Seethe more, faggot in general.

>>718428548
>>718446546
confession denied