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Anonymous No.718402725 >>718402841 >>718403139 >>718403440 >>718404219 >>718407078 >>718407257 >>718410938 >>718411679
>OH YEAH... THAT HAPPENED
Anonymous No.718402801
FLINT AND STEEL
Anonymous No.718402841 >>718403045 >>718403224
>>718402725 (OP)
Anonymous No.718402946
WATER BUCKET RELEASE
Anonymous No.718403002
>NIGGER JOCKEY
why did they think this was appropriate for a family film
Anonymous No.718403045 >>718403124 >>718406903 >>718407114
>>718402841
Isn't she underage?
Anonymous No.718403124 >>718403570
>>718403045
yes
Anonymous No.718403139
>>718402725 (OP)
Pounding dogmeat cookie
Anonymous No.718403149
can't believe they made the minecraft movie about old man yaoi
Anonymous No.718403224
>>718402841
Kek
Anonymous No.718403440
>>718402725 (OP)
>I call this move the Sticky Piston
Anonymous No.718403570 >>718404130 >>718410579
>>718403124
wtf, normalfags love child rape now? what's the lore behind this?
Anonymous No.718403607
CUM IN ASS
Anonymous No.718404130
>>718403570
She looks postwall so it's semi-ok.
Anonymous No.718404219 >>718404383
>>718402725 (OP)
Hot take but this movie would've been watchable if it were animated.
Anonymous No.718404383
>>718404219
pretty mild take
Anonymous No.718404463
Granted I have no knowledge of Minecraft but I usually enjoy silly, made for kids movies but this one was just shockingly bad. How has Jack Black fatigue not set in yet? It’s been like 25 years
Anonymous No.718406903 >>718406992
>>718403045
In the books yes, in the show no. They aged a lot of characters up
Anonymous No.718406956
DIAMOND ARMOR(Full-set)
Anonymous No.718406992 >>718408792
>>718406903
How old is she in the books?
Anonymous No.718407078
>>718402725 (OP)
>gar-gar, the only way were making it through that thin hole is if we go nose to toes
>wha-steve-no
>Garrett we have to, it's the only way
>-they proceed to 69-
>tighten up we've got more room, grind your nose on the head of my cock
NGL this shit was weird
Anonymous No.718407114
>>718403045
The TV show had a few years of a time skip after the initial introduction in Winterfell that didn't happen in the books. All the characters aged a few years, pushing teenagers into young adults
Anonymous No.718407257 >>718407428
>>718402725 (OP)
Jason Mamoa is so overrated and only liked because he makes girls cream themselves
Anonymous No.718407428
>>718407257
He's well since fallen off. Granted chicks think he's hot, his acting days are pretty much done for anything of note. he was probably the best character in the Minecraft movie
Anonymous No.718408792
>>718406992
13 at the start iirc
Anonymous No.718409253 >>718410415
Anonymous No.718410415
>>718409253
FLINT
and STEVE
Anonymous No.718410579
>>718403570
>visibly adult female with tits and makeup
>child

You fags are only going to make it so people eventually stop caring about actual pedophilia.
Anonymous No.718410672
I really like Minecraft a lot though.
Anonymous No.718410938 >>718411446 >>718411589
>>718402725 (OP)
I genuinely can't remember the last time that a movie remained in the public consciousness in recent years.
Even the ones that make money just crawl up in a corner and die once their run is over.
Anonymous No.718411446
>>718410938
The only post-covid movie I can think about that had a zeitgeist surrounding it was Barbie. People were talking about that movie for the rest of the year, wearing "I am Barbie" or "I am Kenough" shirts, it got a bunch of parodies. Nothing since has been on that level.
Anonymous No.718411589
>>718410938
Mario movie was alright, watched it six months ago for the second time
Anonymous No.718411679 >>718411775
>>718402725 (OP)
It just reminds me of the bad times. When 4chan was taken down by vile enemies.
Anonymous No.718411775
>>718411679
Only the buffoons running the asylum got hurt so what's the issue?
Anonymous No.718413327
I prefer the one with Indian ads