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Anonymous No.718405549 [Report] >>718406041 >>718406749 >>718407834 >>718408374 >>718417445 >>718420169 >>718431180
Who's winning this?
Anonymous No.718406041 [Report] >>718408065
>>718405549 (OP)
>rebecca unable to control her rage bomb rushes to the factory door
>wonka the calm has built some contraption that force feeds her some fucked up candy
Anonymous No.718406452 [Report] >>718407837 >>718410467 >>718417445 >>718420680 >>718430375
For me it's Johnny Depp Willy Wonka
Anonymous No.718406623 [Report]
>uses the Wonkavator to go up and eventually down
Anonymous No.718406749 [Report] >>718407756
>>718405549 (OP)
Rebecca because anime is cooler.
Anonymous No.718407756 [Report]
>>718406749
fpbp
British fiction is the faggiest thing imaginable
Anonymous No.718407834 [Report]
>>718405549 (OP)
Imagine them having sex
Anonymous No.718407837 [Report]
>>718406452
Thanks for keeping it /v/ related anon
Anonymous No.718408065 [Report]
>>718406041
>oompa loompa chorus struts in
>"oompa loompa doompadee dimp, what do you get when a girl is a simp, fawning over a guy who's laughably limp, oompa loompa doompadee dat, a giant cyborg crushes your meat flat
Anonymous No.718408208 [Report] >>718429507
>What do you get when you guzzle down SHIT
>Eating as much as an elephant SHITS
>What are you at? Getting terribly SHIT
>What do you think will come of SHIT
>I don't like the look of SHIT
Am I doing it right
Anonymous No.718408374 [Report]
>>718405549 (OP)
this allegedly classic meme always sucked
Anonymous No.718410467 [Report]
>>718406452
how does he do it?
Anonymous No.718412391 [Report] >>718414237 >>718414528
Weird matchup but I'd say Rebecca
Anonymous No.718414237 [Report] >>718416663
>>718412391
I'm picturing Wonka getting shot in the pelvis or something, and he just starts screaming in pain and cursing at her with zero whimsy like he's "broken character"
Anonymous No.718414528 [Report]
>>718412391
Made for BWC
Anonymous No.718414660 [Report]
>ok ok you win just please don't eat this entire pack of invincibility gum!!!
Anonymous No.718416580 [Report] >>718421691
Connections?
Anonymous No.718416663 [Report] >>718416853
>>718414237
It's not like Wonka has toon-force or anything to counter Rebeccas weapons or anything, why is this even a match up?
Anonymous No.718416853 [Report]
>>718416663
He can run the fuck away in his magic elevator like any other faggy British "hero" would.
Anonymous No.718417445 [Report] >>718418398
>>718405549 (OP)
How much prep time does Wonka get?

>>718406452
You are a homosexual
Anonymous No.718418398 [Report] >>718418695
>>718417445
>How much prep time does Wonka get?
Let's say 20 minutes to get ready in his factory and he knows he has an "armed criminal" coming at him but nothing else.
Anonymous No.718418695 [Report]
>>718418398
All he has to do is trick her into eating a piece of candy that turns her into some freak on Deviantart's fetish, just put a piece of candy that turns her into living gummy candy or makes her swell up with creme filling on a pedestal with a "do not eat" sign in her path, she's bratty and impulsive enough to immediately fall victim to reverse psychology.
Then Wonka can film it and sell the footage to freaks online before doing whatever with her
Anonymous No.718420169 [Report]
>>718405549 (OP)
What does the girl from porn have to do with wonka?
Anonymous No.718420238 [Report] >>718421182 >>718421462
>not a single blueberry Becca
This thread sucks
Anonymous No.718420680 [Report]
>>718406452
Based. He's hot as fuck in that movie. Maybe his sexiest role.
Anonymous No.718421182 [Report]
>>718420238
She's already a blueberry
Anonymous No.718421462 [Report] >>718423494
>>718420238
Here you go. She guzzled down shit.
Anonymous No.718421691 [Report]
>>718416580
Becca is a composite of all of Wonka's kid victims: Augustus's sweet tooth, Mike's love of weapons and technology, Veruca's temper and Violet's plappable-loliness.
Anonymous No.718423494 [Report]
>>718421462
jesus christ
Anonymous No.718423959 [Report] >>718424589
>sends Rebecca to the Hell Tunnel
Anonymous No.718424259 [Report]
Wonka, easily. People underestimate him
Anonymous No.718424589 [Report]
>>718423959
Anonymous No.718427097 [Report]
https://files.catbox.moe/02stg8.mp4
Anonymous No.718429507 [Report]
>>718408208
I am literally guzzling down shit rn
Anonymous No.718430253 [Report] >>718430324
Willy Wonka catches her with the TV shrink ray, no contest.
Anonymous No.718430324 [Report]
>>718430253
Cumjar time
Anonymous No.718430375 [Report]
>>718406452
>big bang theory willy wonka
fuck off
Anonymous No.718430712 [Report]
Actual best Willy Wonka coming through:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt5814tOosE&ab_channel=Mirgon
Anonymous No.718430867 [Report] >>718430962
Becca willingly submits to being pumped full of liquid chocolate until she explodes
Anonymous No.718430962 [Report] >>718431819
>>718430867
She'll take the factory with her
Anonymous No.718431180 [Report] >>718431236
>>718405549 (OP)
>right: good movie
>left: cartoon I've never heard of made by chinese people
I WONDER
Anonymous No.718431236 [Report] >>718431378
>>718431180
>left: a loli
>right: a loli handler
Anonymous No.718431294 [Report]
wonka has demonic powers.
Anonymous No.718431378 [Report] >>718431853
>>718431236
Those are some awfully big crow's feet for a loli. She's probably a Vivid/Red Light District "lolita," which is a 35 year old with pigtails.
Anonymous No.718431819 [Report] >>718431926
>>718430962
ough
Imagine the unholy creaking and rumbling as she's about to go
Anonymous No.718431853 [Report]
>>718431378
And a man
Anonymous No.718431926 [Report] >>718432612
>>718431819
It's a tie!
Anonymous No.718432612 [Report]
>>718431926
Kek
Why is Kazooie there
imagine being stuck balls deep in Becca racing to finish before she blows
Anonymous No.718434537 [Report]
I don't even feel bad for jerking it to Becca without playing her game because she's not even in it
Anonymous No.718437113 [Report]