Thread 718407768

I want to marry her

>>718407768 (OP)
>her

>>718409812
yes it's her anon, she's not a trans, she's doesn't have a penis, she has breasts and vageina

>>718410295
HE has a HUGE HORSE COCK and like ONE HUNDRED SONS
get a clue

>>718410348
she hasn't stop that

>>718410458
oh sorry i was wrong
HE has SIRED (meaning HE used HIS horse COCK on a mare) over 500 kids
pretty cool

Every time

>>718410778
that's not canon

>>718410778
hot

The Untameable.

Most race horses are male.

Now draw her as a birth addicted preggoslut

>>718410348
even better

>>718411156
>based on male horses
yes anon but we'r talking about the vidya world here, the real deal

You are not beating the paypigs in the pvp mode.

>>718409812
>>718410348
>>718410778
>>718411156
>These nigggers hear talk about a girl from a video game full of girls and immediately think and shout about cocks
>These are the same anons saying shit like futa and femboys not being gay
I see a pattern.

>>718411825
this

>>718411825
i'm beating them in having fun™

Horsepussy

I want to marry rise kujikawa. She’s been my waifu for many years. You could age her up to 18 if that’s a problem.

>>718410901
>anon making up dialogue that never happened in his head again

the notorious Gold family

I have every hourse at A rating but my shit support cards don't let me go any further. I guess I'll just wait for a new campaign for now and login daily just to grind support points.

>>718410901
lmao

>>718415392
yeah i stopped doing new career runs for now. im chillin'

>>718411825
I'm not expecting to.

did this thread get autosaged too?

>>718409812
fpbp

>>718411825
That's fine, I'll take my participation award and continue on being a casual

>>718411825
I expect to get second round in group A and then fall out. Just being in this thread means you are trying to min-max and prepare A LOT harder than the average player, and 90% will see the bigger rewards in the big league and join it just because they don't know how far ahead a lot are. These normies should easily cushon you for the first and maybe second group.

>>718410901
>btfo.png

>>718416385
Test

>>718415250
is there fall damage in this game?

>AW MAN! I JUST GOT MY THIRD FRACTURE, TRAINER-SAN! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
>TRAINER-SAN, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME MCQUEEN'S NUGGET BABY!
>AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO!
>TRAINER-SAN! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE MCQUEEN-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!
>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM MCQUEEN!
>ALRIGHT TRAINER-SAN, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN MCQUEEN'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HER FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM MCQUEEN'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE SYMBOLI RUDOLF BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL TRAINER-SAN!
>WOW MCQUEEN, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE MCQUEEN! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE SHELOBS WEB! HAHAHA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE UMA BANQUET! BON APPETITE MCQUEEN!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW RUDOLF AND HER KIDS ARE BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE THEIR MOMMY! AHA! SHE'S PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEY'RE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEY'RE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING TO CONTACT ME, NOT REALIZING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD MCQUEEN! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM MCQUEEN!
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWW MAN!
>THE STENCH OF FISH IS JUST AMAZING!
>WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!
>FART ON ME MCQUEEN, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
>IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF MCQUEEN'S SHIT? OH BOY I'M THE LUCKIEST UMA MUSUME EVER! MHMFH MHM AWW MAN!

>All my speed cards are actually in speed training for once
>It's right at the start of the career
I bet this won't happen again the whole time

>>718418227
Ah yes, my favorite Teio line. Very classic, a very iconic Tokai Teio moment.

>>718418117
Thank the goddesses.

>>718418337
argh...must....kiss...Grass Wonder.

>>718407768 (OP)
You can't marry my wife. Pound sand.

>>718418227
Why can't you niggers come up with OC?

>>718418337
the uma that became more Japanese than even the Japanese themselves

General reminder for choosing your CM bracket.

Lower bracket (B) Graded final rewards are equal to Upper Bracket(A) Open. Go with Graded unless you know you are going to win open.

gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/289919

>manage to get ASS aptitude
>stats fall short for CM
I'm not gonna make it

>>718418881
Damn what happened for your wit?

>>718409812
>tranny has a deep hatred for females

kefals does not send his best

>>718418698
OC? On 4chan? On this board, in this year?

>>718418698
because the modern internet is just reposting memes then getting mad if anyone calls you an idiot

>>718407768 (OP)
you want to marry and fuck a male horse?

honse

>Horse show, Western
>so reviled it gets contained to it's own board
>Horse show, Anime
>welcomed with open arms everywhere and anywhere

>>718407768 (OP)
Are we moving in here?

YOU FUCKING WHORE I HATE YOU

>>718419118
Damn, it's almost like animal fuckers are reviled but sexy women are loved by all men everywhere. Call CNN, this is a groundbreaking discovery.

>>718419083
Cute Nature!

>>718419186
race

>>718419032
https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/man-marries-horse-495667

>>718419118
Don't pretend you cannot comprehend the difference between people who want to fuck women with horse ears and people who want to fuck actual small horses (that also have bizarre coat color, like most of them do).

>>718419118
remember that jannies are the exact nolife losers that spend money on gambling shit like this

>>718411825
without people like me for them to beat they wouldn't have any reason to be a paypig in the first place. It's all part of the circle of gacha

>>718419320
No life loser says the no life subhuman that spends all her time seething on /v/
kek

>>718407768 (OP)
Is Anchors level 4 better than Warning Shot level 5?

this game should have never been released int he west, zoomer westoids absolutely ruined the franchise

>>718419313
It's a complex issue Ranjeet, I fully expect you to never understand. Things already have been changing in Canada to cut your numbers. Even though this 'we' that I'm not apart of wants more brown people they're aware there will be social instability if more of you come.

Is 0LB Tazuna SSR any good?

>>718419547
awww, is the animal fucker mad? what are you going to do, make more angry posts?
i'm so scared, kyaaa~

>>718411825
In Graded League absolutely.
I've maximized what I could while staying within the B rank limit for Open League. I think I have a shot.

>>718419587
She gives nice utility and a nice stat boost at the end of finales. If you have nicely level'd SRs in the stats and skills you want, then no, she doesn't replace them.

>>718419503
Anchors increases the target speed by 67% compared to warning shot (0.25 vs 0.15). I assume this means at max level so a single level lower should still have a big effect.

>>718419503
Probably, Anchors Aweigh is almost double the speed boost of Warning Shot.

>>718415140
this is literally the dialogue i've had with multiple friends who got on the horsepussy bandwagon

>>718419528
stop being such a dramatic little bitch

>>718419118
Except here because we have our very own janny dedicated to sage and delete all threads

>>718419547
>It's a complex issue
No, you being a degenerate who desperately tries to justify his sick desire to copulate with horses is quite a clear-cut issue for me. So, can you please return to /mlp/ now?

why is her anime version so butch looking?

>>718419793
What a coincidence, I have total of two cards above 2LB

>>718419958
Because the game uses mostly the same 3D model templates while in the anime they can give more unique looks to all of them

>>718419587
lots of energy and mood up events, less energy use and +6 speed if you train with her. if you replace your rests with her dates it basically guarantees a decent run.

>>718419186
Bro, your Japan Cup?

Claim your waifuma.

>>718420162
Already have.

>>718419958
>>718420037
Anime and art gives more leeway in how they can look. Not to mention the quality differences between seasons.

You can see how good or bad all the characters look in the game because they're all using the same 3d model modified to an extent, and look even better or worse depending on the costume or uniform.

I give up. This is the absolute best of the best Golshi I could manage and she still get smoked in every CM practice I try. I'm a failure of a trainer and I'm just going to quit the game after all this grinding end up being for nothing.

>>718420162
I would, but I haven't been to the hot springs yet.

>>718419830
kys zoomie

>>718420218
just get the participatory awards n chill

>>718410901
fucking BTFO KEK

>>718420218
>End Runner
>More speed then power
>Those skills

>>718420196
Will you spend a lot on her? She's next I think

I can only choose 2 out of these 3
>Triumphant pulse
>Firm conditions
>The coast is clear
What should I pick?

>>718419528
retard

>>718420218
Game has like 100k players.
Out of those 100k players, maybe 100 actually use the private rooms.

You REALLY should not be using private rooms as a baseline since it's all tryhards but if you can beat the tryhards then there's a very good chance you can take an easy 1st place.

>>718420403
Firm and Pulse

>>718407768 (OP)
that’s a horse btw.

>>718420403
i looove triumphant pulse that skill fucks

>>718420353
Yeah she drops on the 7th or 8th of september IIRC. I currently have 26k carats which should give me a 70% chance of hitting by pure probability, even though statistically I should hit after 20k carats (134 pulls). I'm close enough to a pity and will probably get close to if not reach it with the CM, and if not then I have no issue with opening my wallet for like 10 dollars for the last thousand / hundred carats I will need for a pity if I still don't hit after sending all my free carats at the banner.

>>718420403
>What should I pick?

https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/#H4sIAAAAAAAACq2QMWvDMBCF%2F8ubNZxc1421ZSxdChlLBxFfUpHYMjoJU0L%2BeznXJjSQrdunQ%2B%2Fde3fBPpYk%2FNrBWWqoMRjE9%2BOZBe6ZyKAIv0d5Yx7hcipskPyeOz7AXdDH2MFVBscUy6AeBhP7%2FMVpZmEvcZgxh56Xr75j3UZXg9J7q0ax5EPImgIwkJFZzSoNINn3YfCzggzGOKn5RvlYssDVilOQLvbLQ3LymY%2FfcNjxcIoFBl2Q7Ic9b8ccctEE2Omqkg7%2Bz3SLm8H9%2BBTOZ4H7QEtEtYVRsGTx%2BduluuuiJyV7a9Q%2BLtQ%2BKNTeF%2FIS%2Fr2OJWrmnBXR5mmFeoVmhZcV2gXaVdVWKyxyaxeVrWu9z%2FUHpXe8fGsCAAA%3D

Plug your character's skills and stats here. The computer automatically calculates what's best to take.

>>718419186
>that shit eating grin
Time for some correction (my pelvis will be in a cast for several weeks)

>>718410348
>furfag

I believe they failed completely at capturing his energy. Just making the anime girl he inspired crazy is not enough to do this stallion justice.

>Do the daily free roll
>Get McQueen
YAY

>>718412392
Actually, this time I see the point of the accusations. The real horse is male. Probably most of the cast of umamusume are trannies.

>>718420729
McQueen a shit but grats.

>>718420734
you're mentally ill and shit like this is why nobody ever wants to engage with you or be friends like you

>>718420734
Go outside and have sex.

>join club
>no one is sending or filling shoe requests
What is wrong with these people? It's free club point laundering.

>>718420830
>>718420857
Seems gacha trannies have not looked in the mirror in a long while.

>>718420950
Why is she so fucking flat compared to her family?

>>718421009
Touch grass and realize nobody cares about your false dichotomy

>>718420563
Fuck I also want her but I'm at 10k and Fuji is coming soon after whom I love as well. In my case maybe I should wait on all of them until the spark anyone banner in January, what do you think?

>Do the daily free roll
>Get King Halo
yay...

>>718421070
Again, stop projecting. Throw your phone away and stop masturbating to male horses.

>>718420734
>The real horse is male
and?
the characters are "based-off" not "are the same". If you see Umas and think of horse cock I don't know what to tell you man...

>>718418865
I already know I'm not going to win open since I'm sure a lot of these "B horses" are minmaxxed like crazy. So despite having nothing better than a B+, I'll go with graded and get participation awards.

>>718421132
>Projecting
Yes, I agree you are projecting and arguing in bad faith

touch grass

>>718411825
So?

I'm beating the paypigs in the pvp mode.

>>718421152
"""Based-off""", it's just random anime designs given names of horses you fucking retard.

You will never beat the paypigs

>>718421090
I'd wait until january. Doubt we are going to get that many (if any) freebies between now and then.

>>718421019
I know right, it's so good.

>>718409812
Kek
>>718410295
>>718412392
>>718418946
>>718420830
>>718420857
>>718421152
All of you are irredeemable retards incapable of minor joking or understanding

>>718421098
at least you didn't get JUST Ryan for the 5th time

>>718421098
>other anons getting SSR in the free pulls
>I just get Matikanefuckingyourmother for the third time

>>718421098
Lucky you, that's only a 9.875% chance!

>>718420717
This. Golshie is at her best when the VA is given free reign. All the quirky shit they wrote for her falls flat.

>>718409812
>>718410348
The umamusume are not the horses they're named after. They live in a different universe and their names and personality quirks are transferred to them.

>>718421367
>I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
Mass replying is gay btw

Is Doto the gentlest, nicest irl horse of the game cast?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g_zQbBXeP4

>>718421397
I think your math ain't mathing

Do outfits apply retroactively to veteran umas?
Can you use other outfits like the school one for career later?

>>718421507
Pet da honse

>>718421525
That's the actual rate for getting any given 1* on a single pull, according to the game

>>718421275
Yeah, they are anime characters but their designs are based off real race horses, specially gold ship. You seem like the only retard here, nigger.

>>718421275
actually in-universe they've inherited the spirits of different horses from another world so you could say it's a native isekai featuring girls with horse powers.

>>718410295
>>718412392
Golshi is a Stallion in real life.

>>718421275
Retard.

>>718421367
You come to 4chan to >joke and >misunderstand???
That's even more gay than thinkin of horse cocks.

Is Haru card for friend points even worth it?

Matikanefukukitaru

>>718421638
Oh god, you can serve gacha retards literally anything and they will be impressed.

>>718421841
>Get btfo
>G-GACHA
Okay retard. Run along now. The big boys are talking

>bought rookie starter pack b
>spent the 1500 paid carats on the guaranteed SSR support draw
>got vodka and silent suzuka
holy shit it was worth it even if I did get a dupe rudolf from the rookie ticket

>>718421727
>Golshi is a Stallion in real life.
Yeah, we know. He was literally posted in the thread already.

>>718421571
no, my A rank golshi is still running team trials in her idol fit even though I 3 starred her ages ago

>>718421837
Mam-Matikanetannhauser

>>718421275
>>718421841
>go into special ed class to pick on the retards
>still get BTFO

>>718421948
>Matikanetannhauser
It's Matikanetannhäuser, the ä is very important.

>>718421924
Then she has a penis.

>>718422014
Mämbo

The game would be better if you could only breed together a stallion and mare pair.
All of them being futas is too boring.

>>718421894
Nigger you say "based on horses" like that means anything and then you self convince yourself that sounds reasonable. ""Based on horses"" means they were free to design them however they wanted except for a color choice. And even the colors are not even accurate but just roughly in the ballpark. It's so sad that you are a simp for gacha and try to defend this shit. Imagine if you lived a decent life, you could say nice things about your child but instead it's some mid anime designs for a gacha.

>>718422184
Die mad.

Also BASED ON HORSES COPE AND SEETHE

>Gold Ship ran 28 races and won 13 of them irl
Those seem like utterly monstrous numbers DESU.

>>718422184
>they were free to design them however they wanted
Then why didn't they give them huge horse cocks??

>>718407768 (OP)
You guys are masturbating to horses. Often male ones. based

>>718421727
The real gold ship is a stallion, yes. The character from the acclaimed video game Uma Musume: Pretty Derby is a girl that shares the same name.

>>718422236
Not even the colors, my nigger. The only thing they had. Not even the colors, fucking lmao.

>marrying golshi
she'd end up biting your fingers off as a prank

>>718422254
>Only thinking about victories.
NGMI

>>718422254
Yeah but goldshi irl was a troll, he never put in any effort even though he could have won way more races

He was however, a very good sperm donator

>>718419118
>Horse show
wrong

>>718422318
Didn't ask + read + you're gay

>>718422356
>He was however, a very good sperm donator
Heh, just like me.

>>718410348
>SHE has a HUGE HORSE COCK and like FIVE HUNDRED KIDS
ftfy

>>718421841
Well duh that's why the genre exists. Thank the nips btw. The girls cute tho.

>>718422407
I've never seen this scene happen in her career. Maybe I should lay off the skip button

game mode on

>>718422069
>she
>has a penis
trannys are not real, man. Stop mixing females with penises.

>>718422367
>wrong
Oh, please! MLP basically had normal girls inside horse bodies. But here you have horses inside human bodies who do the same horse things that actual horses do. It is a horse show.

>>718422513
If the text is displayed like that it's from story, not career.

>>718422184
This man right here. This "grown" "thinkin" "man" right here, is having a melt down while thinking of horse cocks... instead of just enjoying cute anime girls. Wew lad, talk to your dad for once.

>>718422513
It's from the first chapter of her story.

>>718422184
Except that aside from name and "color", their mannerisms, goals, narrative roles, and relationships with other characters are also heavily based on actual personalities and accomplishments of the actual horses. There are constant references to famous events and quirks within the game. You can rant all you want about living a decent life, but you're still the one who choose to come to a thread you didn't like to try and dunk on gachatards and then proceeded to start legit seething after repeatedly getting btfo. You're a fucking clown.

>>718422606
I'm enjoying cute anime girls in monobeno. Gacha niggers be acting like anime girls are somehow rare to find.

>>718422602
>>718422631
I see, I never even watch those, I should

What's the next meta support card?

>>718422318
Yes, almost like if the females from the anime/game are not the same as the real life animals they were based off of.

>>718419118
Furry 5 vs Furry 1

>Uma seethers are legit bronies
Nice job exposing yourself

>>718422586
seethe harder furrycuck
you'll forever be the scum of the world and reviled by everyone

here's your super creek bro

>Ignores janny warnings
'sup Umapyois

>>718422638
Some retard wrote fanfiction of the horses being friends and having super duper adventures and this impresses the gacha tard.

>>718419118
You very obviously weren't around for horse show. It was an apocalyptic swarm.

>>718422407
I read that as "Retard Alert".

>>718422798
Super creek if she American

>>718411825
i can barely get over 400k after getting into Class 6 it's over

>>718422701
kitasan rerun on december
everyone who whaled on the first banner is a retard because you get better rates on the rerun

>>718422854
she's literal perfection

Has anyone made a practice room yet?

Jannies saw this thread was talking about horse cock and not the game and decided not to remove it same with the ones that pretended to be AI threads

>>718422672
Free carats too if you ever get desperate. You get 30 for spamming through a 1 minute powerpoint if you don't care about the stories.

>>718420515
>goofy horse with a fun personality
Soul, likable actually funny
>generic anime girl poorly imitating the horse
soulless and unfunny

>>718422973
STOP NOTICING

If they don't want you to lewd the umas because they are real horses then i can't blame anons seeing gold ship and thinking about a male horse...

>>718422703
"Based off" but literally everything is made up. Umamusume trying to strongly compete with Fate for how much you can base off a character on something without basing anything off the character but the name.

How good is Seiun Sky? I don't know if to risk it and roll for both her and Amazon or play it safe and only go for Amazon.

>>718422798
>An evil trainer is making all umas mysteriously fatter and ruining their racing performance

>>718422973
Stop noticing goy

>>718422236
>BASED ON HORSES COPE AND SEETHE
Tamano Cross and Special Week?

I want to do Rice's career, what support card spread should I bring and what stats should I focus on the most

>>718423126
You should only roll for horses if you like them, but I've heard from some JP sweats that she is supposedly a must-have parent for some categories if meta-chasing is what you're after.

>>718422586
>Acshually, umafuckers are MORE zoophilic than ponyfuckers!
there is no way this isn't just bait at this point

>>718423189
Special week got nerfed because SOMEONE had to be the anime MC and they couldn't use an OC so they toned down her chud behaviour if she was a proper uma, they would have made her chud-like

>>718423126
Best front runner parent but I think she's okay herself.

>>718407768 (OP)
For me? It's Matikanefukukitaru. She's the cutest bundle of stupid, anxiety and noises.

>>718421453
If they are not the horses then why do their owners forbid porn of them? Checkmate atheists.

>>718423261
>You should only roll for horses if you like them
Thats the thing, I liked how she was an aggressive rival of Spe-chan in the anime but I'm not particularly a fan of hers, simply wouldn't mind getting her.

Would you watch a Doctor Who season if he regenerated into Tachyon?

>>718423291
Sorry, I read it as
>Horses based on cope and seethe

>>718423191
Borrow MLB Creek + 1/2 SR Stamina cards.

Then 3 Speed cards and either Tazuna or a Wit card to smooth it out. Or a 4th speed card.

>>718423412
yes

>>718422589
I did it

>>718423191
She has to win the Spring Tenno Sho so you want a lot of stamina going into year 3.

>>718423412
No.

>>718423412
maybe

>>718419313
I want to fuck both.

>>718423426
I have a 0LB creek and 0 SR stamina cards, does that work
Bear in mind all my support cards are 0LB because I have not touched the gacha outside of free rolls

>best Tachyon run I ever had
>get a 0% failure +100 speed training
>probably shouldn't even take it because speed is already likely to cap
>need more stam for CM

>>718423379
Taiki is my favorite but Fukukitaru's noises made her firmly second place for me. They're even friends in-game, but I dunno what the connection between the real horses was.

>>718423704
Post end result

>>718423652
>I want to fuck both.
This is... a solution to this conundrum I never considered before.

would gold ship's owner let me get topped by him if I could afford the stud fee?

What's her problem?

>>718423126
Sky is the strongest front runner thanks to her skill, there's even pvp tactics that specifically target her since if it activates you've basically lost. She's also a strong inherit for any other front runner.

Love country girl.

>>718423440
>earring
lol

>>718407768 (OP)
Yakuza are all manlets. Who the fuck would respect a gangster you walk by that is 5'5? What a fucking embarrassment Yakuza are. Even the Yakuza are so ashamed of themselves in the Yakuza games everyone is pretty tall and muscular while real Yakuza are tiny fragile faggots.

>>718422721
Explain

>>718423689
Bro you need to pull cards a bit to make the game useable. This is basically a card game. The girl has way less relevance to your performance than your cards

Get some SRs, and farm those free SSR Stamina cards from the story mode(they are f2p SSRs but better than a grey).

>>718423983
Everyone who isn't him is the same person.

>>718423359
>>718423867
Perfect, my Maruzensky can get a nice push that way. Thanks.

>>718407768 (OP)
is that king tut?

>>718421098
I keep getting her pieces in the shops and she showed up 6 times in my 30 uma rolls the other day. She's probably gonna end up being my first 4 star even though I rolled Taiki twice.

>>718424007
But then I can't roll for what I want later

>>718424042
schizo

>>718424198
Exactly.

>>718424007
>farm those free SSR Stamina cards from the story mode
which one is the best to go for?

>>718424385
mcqueen

i love images of rice shower and her big ears

Love this Chicano hoers.

Is it better to run MLB R cards than non MLB SR ones?

>>718421453
>>718423380
They're stated multiple times to be reincarnations of horses from our world.

But I don't like Gold Ship...

>>718423771
Behold my beautiful and almost perfect wife.
Compared to essentially perfect RNG this run only had 3 flaws. Lost Kikuka Sho, which doesn't matter for CM, didn't get Medium S, which sucks but oh well, and worst of all no hot springs ticket.
Other than that it was insane, took a while to get Kita's and Creek's skills but early friendship luck was great, I had everyone in orange before classic year without even getting Charming.

>>718420515
>>718423035

>>718423506
Congrats! She was my first (and so far only) character I've gone to the hot springs with.

>>718424819
too bad you're having steamy bathy times with her

>>718424819
That's her choice to make, not yours.

>>718424719
So, in the end, Gold Ship is indeed supposed to be the soul of an actual stallion in the body of a horse girl. Yeah, totally nothing weird about that.

>>718423506
I still can't believe my hotsprings Mayano lost to URA finals...

>>718424819
You don't have rights.

>>718407768 (OP)
>3rd Golshi run (for incoming event) where Maestro never drop
ffs
I heard card events were kinda colliding for a spot, and SSR seems to have way more.
My deck already has only 3 SSR, should I try to remove everything that isn't Creek?

If I don't intend to take Professor of Curvature and Beeline burst, can I drop SSR Nishino/Kitasan and replace them with SR King/Eishin? Or go even lower and use some R?
Did someone made a chart about the max amount of event you can have in your deck that guarantee a space for each one?
Or should I just accept RNGesus being what he is, and just try again and again? Feel really fucking shit to work on an entire run only to have it bricked (and it can drop on the last mission so you *have* to hope until the end).

>Optimized parent run where I get all the skills I want
>Zero good sparks
>Bad ace run that I finish just for fans and don't even take 3* parents because skillmaxing
>3* spark
I hate this game so much bros

>>718423506
>absolute cinema

>>718424552
depends on their stats but even 1LB or 2LB SRs are better than MLB Rs with very few exceptions

>>718423379
Her little chirps and her breakdown over disappointing her fans really won me over

>>718425067
Think again, asshole

>>718421831
it will be after the guts rework

>>718425127
I THINK NARITA TAISHIN SUCKS
Seriously she's so much worse than Gold Ship in every conceivable way.

Do you guys think Tachyon enjoys the idol segments?

>>718423520
Is it bad that I just give her Swinging Maestro and Hydrate instead?

>>718425321
Need to raise her to 3 stars to unlock long sleeves~...

>>718424915
Excellent tachy anon, other than the lack of S in turf or medium which does hurt she'll do great.

>>718425021
And Mejiro McQueen is his grandfather, and they act like siblings in the series. Being reborn as the opposite sex isn't the same as cutting your dick off. This all comes from a lot of asian religions like Hinduism and Buddhism. Uma Musume is a horse isekai.

>>718425293
I THINK YOU SUCK

>>718424007
>and farm those free SSR Stamina cards from the story mode(they are f2p SSRs but better than a grey).
I didn't know those were a thing
I guess I gotta do story mode now

>>718424819
You belong to Golshi

>It's another 'Night Owl right before summer camp' episode
>Another 'Super Creek event chain never finishes' episode
>Another '6% failure' episode
>Another 'boxed in every optional race' episode
Tired of reruns.

>>718425617
Chapter 1 is whatever because McQueen a shit but chapter 2 is about Rice Shower(daughteru) and it's quite good and touching.

>>718425523
Fenomeno is cool I want her, but she just got added to JP so I'll be dead by the time she's in global

>>718421959
kek

>>718425523
>watch the races posted in these threads
>realize Stay Gold googles are the ones that jockeys wear
cool, i was wondering why there weren't any umas with that motif

>>718425819
I just want MARVELOUS

>>718425720
>It's another 'Night Owl right before summer camp' episode
try slacker

>>718425523
Fenomeno BTFOd Gold Shit so hard kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amFTTuE04FA

>>718424436
I like the one that goes "I'll make some space for you" between her ears

>>718419118
>bronies continue to seethe that the only legacy their franchise left behind is cum in a jar
And still reviled to this day. Good!

>>718426013
>that migraine at the end

so what horses are you guys looking forward to? I really want gif related, saving for her and hopefully I can get Seiun, Fuji, Taishin and maybe Eishin too. I'd pull for Tamamo but she's kinda far away and im really lacking in horses for pulling cards so much.

Prairie Meadows stream up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15odldT2DNk

>>718425720
>It's another "McQueen/Special Week gives the shitty version of her skill instead of the gold version" episode
>It's another "random mood up event when you're already at Great, followed immediately by a mood down event" episode
>It's another "support cards all stack on Guts training several turns in a row" episode
>It's another "no rainbows or stacked trainings during summer camp" episode
>It's another "driveby -energy event from a support card that wasn't even in your fucking deck" episode
>It's another "cards only ever give you hints for their least useful skills" episode
Me too, man.

>>718426194
Toxotransmosis moment.

>>718426407
It is just ancient genetic memory of white people resurfacing. Once, long ago, copulating with a mare was a part of some sacred rituals for leaders of the tribe. There is no shame in desiring to experience this once more in a more... acceptable form.

>>718418337 (me)
I was right, and I got a fucking 1* Guts

>>718426859
Are you the /k/ommando that raped a deer?

>>718426304
Fuji, Digitan, Daitaku Helios, and Pokke are the horses I'm making a point to save for.

FUCK OFF JANNY

>>718427180
warning too huh

So who’s career is best for a comedy all guts card run?

>>718426304
Only Gentildonna if we don't count alts

>>718415140
LITERALLY happened in the post right above

>>718426967
Well, what did you expect, anon? It was white people who first domesticated a horse. Our bond with these animals is the strongest in the world!

>170 star pieces for taiki
>she’s already at 4 stars
my wife loves me too much

>>718427230
no saged

>718426859
Don't let him in. Once in a blue moon he posts it on /an/. A man and a mare, it's not a sight we are supposed to see.

>>718426523
Man, I spent a whole week watching Saratoga, I'm not sure I can keep up with races every single day
I'll watch the million derby on Saturday for sure though

It's all so tiresome

Kys janny

>>718427238
anyone with 20% guts gain probably, which is a surprising (and infuriating) amount of umas

Just do another thread
Live rent free inside ABlB's nigger head

>>718426304
Definitely getting Eishin. Locked in on that bar maid outfit day one of global.

>just failed on a fucking 2% chance rainbow training
>Practice Poor
>Mood Bad
>2 turns until goal race
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>718426859
>white people
columbian donkey fuckers aren’t white

>>718427418
Never pick the bottom option after a failure.