Thread 718414753

/v/ros... I don't feel so good.

>needs to feed two dogs and a tranny
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>>718415114
zozzle

I cannot believe it finally happened

>>718415228
What happened?

Did something new happen? or is it the same-old game dying bait?

Collision is this weekend and then Riptide is two weeks after that

they really did it

wizzy is going to collision... I'll probably watch it now

What? Did someone else diddle a kid?

>>718415754
That's ultimate, melee players are just mentally ill & autistic

>>718415754
Melee tournaments are a terrible place to try to groom because everyone is like 30

>>718415754
>>718416069
>he doesn't know
oh no no no no

>>718415114
>(You)

>>718416157
I don't recall any melee groomers

it was about fucking time

>>718414753 (OP)
technicals really killed these fags

>>718416631
He is literally an Israel shill

>>718416942
>peacekeepers of the middle east
holy waBASED

>>718415114
fpbp

I checked out Mang0's stream for the first time since he's gotten sober. He seems motivated, but it made me realize how much of his "streamer personality" was just due to him drinking. Normally he's so giggly and goofy, it was weird to see him so subdued.

leffen needs to get raped by dogs

>>718418015
wish we could turn back time

>>718415114
>(You)
Can't wait to bust this one out in the fantasy football group chat when somebody inevitably proposes the worlds most retarded trade then asks why I didn't take it

>>718414753 (OP)
You'd feel better if you took a shower

>>718421165
We gotta
UP
THOSE
NUMBEEERS

>>718416069
Those two don't look like nonces at all.

>>718415378
I think it's the latter

>>718418015
mang0 should just quit melee entirely. he's in his mid 30s and has a kid. time to stop playing games. surely he's saved enough to retire?

>>718421909
He's also an alcoholic sex pest. But what else to expect from someone who plays a children's party game as a job.

>>718421909
the mango redemption arc is the most potentially interesting storyline in melee for the last 5 years though.

>>718421761
Nairo is a nonce.

>>718422027
Everyone who plays this series competitively is mentally will in some way. This and """""competitive""""" Mario Kart.

>>718422027
He was raped, chud. He said so therefore it must be true.

>>718414753 (OP)
I hope they bring Melee to NSO's GameCube lineup, only for it to be a fixed version. As Sakurai intended.

>>718421983
he hasn't been number 1 in over a decade. and the past 5 years it's been
>fucks around for half the year
>suddenly decides to tryhard after the summer rankings and take multiple tournaments in the rest of the year
>rankings are based on the ENTIRE year so he at best gets 3rd
>cries on twitter about it
on repeat for the last 5 years

>>718422281
>melee on nso
>its the pal version

>>718422349
>melee on NSO
>they fixed all of the bugs, glitches, and tech
>tourneyfags in shambles

>>718422554
>they fixed all of the bugs, glitches, and tech
this would be the best thing ever, tourneyfaggot must burn in hell

>>718422753
>they also add tripping
>but only when you attempt to wavedash

>>718422554
>fixed all the tech
You’d pretty much have to break melee in a much more drastic way to actually remove the tech from the game, but that would mean you’ve essentially just remade Brawl.

>>718421821
Based take. It’s always the second option with this scene-no one ever wants to admit it because it shatters the whole nostalgia bubble.

>>718422554
>melee on nso
>theres no way in hell they could do any of those things so it just boots up brawl instead