Thread 718426257

>Not in Smash bros
>Not in Pokken
>Not in Unite
>Little official promotion artwork
>Best move is at lv 63
>Male only
>Worst than Gardevoir
How do you cope being a gallade fan?

>>718426257 (OP)
i use him the platinum postgame for catching and dont pay attention to shitty mobile spin offs

>>718426257 (OP)
They fixed him in gen 9 though his mega will now suffer, like his fans.

>>718426257 (OP)
Gallade has been better than Gardevoir competitively since it got Sharpness.

>>718426257 (OP)
gallade is cooler than gardevoir

>gallade
>in the year of our lord Iron Chadilant

>>718428085
>Iron Transillant
>ever

was always more on team medicham
90% = 100%

>>718426257 (OP)
always hated this dude because it looks like he's wearing a diaper

>>718426257 (OP)
he got a mega you whiny baby

>>718428572
Flutter Mane, moonblast this chud

>>718426257 (OP)
A liom does not need a recognition of lap dogs

>>718429041
>Tranner Trane

>>718426257 (OP)
By not being a tranny like anybody who has a male Gardevoir

>>718426257 (OP)
gallade would be good if not for the pelvis that looks like he swallowed a pill in a rubber hose cartoon

>>718429582
>he doesn't like male gardevoir

>>718429818
>>718428759
Reminder that Sugimori made those designs choices intentional

>>718426257 (OP)
gallade will always live in gardevoir's shadow because gardevoir is just too popular

It's not even in that fan made fighting Pokémon only fighting game and that has falinks and passimian for Christ sake

>>718428572
>letting a meme dictate what you do and don't like

>>718434543
you mean close combat? I love the way they made tyrogue fights

>>718428085
This, gallade who

This is my wife, Gardevoir!

Say something nice about her!

https://img4.gelbooru.com/images/07/c0/07c08420df95404cce464ca421fe16fe.jpeg

Every ralts is destined to be a big titty gardevoir. ESPECIALLY the male ralts.

>>718437586
Why is air escaping from her nips?

>>718437198
its more like iron who. never seen that thing before in my life

>>718426257 (OP)
you make gay porn of it like mystical does

>>718439356
myst is a based gallade fucker and mayfucker

>>718429818
That's what he fucks gardevoir with

I like him in TCG Pocket

>>718426257 (OP)
>80 speed
Both suck and are useless.

ENTER THE BEST NON-LEGENDARY PSYCHIC TYPE

>>718437198
God I love Iron Valiant. It's the sex appeal of Gardevoir with the raw physical power of Gallade.

>>718426257 (OP)
I cope by shipping him with the robot

>>718437198
>let's take gardevoir and gallade and merge them together
>but lets throw in a bit of metal sonic in there also

Iron valiant is cooler than Gallade

>>718426257 (OP)
smash would definitely do them justice

>>718426257 (OP)
It's enough that he got a mega and gets to protect a little asthmatic boy

>>718446118
haha you think fucking gallade will to be playable when gardevoir has been an assist since brawl.
Now Kneel! like the jobber you are

>>718438597
You're silly! :3

>>718448178
>loading my adamant gardevoir up with proteins

>>718426257 (OP)
>How do you cope being a gallade fan?
252+ Atk Sharpness Gallade Sacred Sword vs. 252 HP / 252 Def Incineroar: 210-248 (103.9 - 122.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
As of SV? Just fine.

>>718440963
>alakazam
>best non-legendary psychic type
he's not even in top 3 boomer

>>718426257 (OP)
Lets be real here, gallade would NEVER ever be in consideration for smash before gardevoir

>>718449480
Any of those paradoxes, beasts and whatever are also legendary.

>>718440093
gardevoir only fucks ghost types and muk