Thread 718428459

Fuck deers man

>>718428459 (OP)
Ok /b/.

>>718428459 (OP)
Don't think I will.

>>718428459 (OP)
What, did you hit one on the road?

>trans

Bleurgh

What the fuck did they do to her?

duck fears

>>718428853
Claimed her as their own, of course

Im going to touch the deer mom.

>tranny flag
Yep that's a Deltarune pic alright

>>718428517
I think you mean /k/

>>718428459 (OP)
d

>>718428906
It's even good? My diet only consists of beef and chicken, eventually pork.

How does this deer have so much art? I thought she doesn't show up in the game?

>Fuck deers man
Don't mind if I do.

>>718431667
>I thought she doesn't show up in the game?
exactly why she gets so much art, people want to be the one to "predict" her actual design, or at least share their fan design
that, and /ss/

Did someone say DEEER?

>>718428459 (OP)
>trans flag

Fuck off back to Hell with that shit.

But what if the deer's fucking?

I love how badly Toby failed at making people hate Asgore. He's clearly meant to be a pathetic fuckup who makes an ass of himself everytime he's onscreen, and is insanely clingy in a way that gives modern women "the ick", and yet he ends up being a triumphant example of the Rorschach Effect. He's a genuinely nice and friendly guy whose ex wife is a self righteous cunt, so that alone means that people from broken homes where their dad got divorce raped sympathize with him, ditto for people who know good men that were ruined by awful women in general. He's a big cuddly teddy bear of a man, which wins over barafags and women with an electra complex. And he even has an odd charisma to him that led to the fucking Chad McMurder Truck meme, which saves him from forever being associated with "simp" memes spewed by room temperature IQ zoomers. He's bound to look even worse in the next chapter since he's Toby's favorite punching bag, but I wouldn't be surprised if something happens that will make people walk away feeling even more sympathetic towards him.

>>718433423
based

>>718431578
>p*rk

>>718428459 (OP)
I'm trying

Really, doe?

>>718433423
>I love how badly Toby failed at making people hate Asgore.
Because it was never his intention, you media-illiterate retard. Toby spelled "Toriel is a bad person" in big glowing neon letters and you clowns still go about him hating Asgore.

>>718428459 (OP)
Why are you posting the edit?

>>718428459 (OP)
>ermmm dess is trans btw
>asriel is pansexual btw
>asgore is gay did u know that
>WHAAAT HOW CAN YOU CALL KRIS A HE WHO IS OBVIOUSLY WRITTEN AS A GUY

>>718434602
there is absolutely no contradiction in such behavior, what's your point?

I want Kris to kiss Asriel

Zoomer niggers be like

Grifters are on roblox o algo because nigger streamer said so

And then masturbate to underage furries

>>718434187
Zamn, Kris fucks THAT?

>>718428459 (OP)
please

>>718435271
There kinda is?
>redditors will cry and ban you if you call Kris a he
>But will clap while calling characters trans or gay

>>718435595
No. It's just a bunch of random assertions which are completely untethered from one another. There's absolutely no contradiction in just saying whatever you want and interpreting it as whatever you want even if you go, "DURR SO YOU ACCEPT THE AUTHOR'S INTENT HERE BUT NOT HERE???"

>>718435414
Hey, I only masturbate to adult furries!

>>718435595
proof that they're not trans and gay? NONE!!!!!!!!!!!

>>718435789
>hoofjob but its cold so a struggle to stay hard

Toby grants you one fanservice wish for (YOU), what are you asking for?

dess has been found

>>718435882
Kris and Dess on-screen kiss.

>>718435882
Harem ending. Ralsei included.

>>718428459 (OP)
PHRASING

>>718435742
You are straight up saying there is no contradiction and int he same sentence also saying "it's okay to be a hypocrite"

>>718435868
Reminder that she keeps AC in her office on full blast.

>>718435882
for nintendo to sue him

>>718435882
Harem ending for Ralsei

>>718436016
jealousy isn't cute

>>718436063
It's only fair.

>>718435978
I'm saying that your retarded shartyfag nonsense doesn't even stand as a gotcha, and your knuckle-dragging trans-nigger ass can't cobble enough generic shit together to make an actual point or say anything of note.

If someone says that something is true because they think it to be.
Then they say that something else is true because they know it to be.
Does this make them a hypocrite?

No, this all continues to stem from what one (imaginary) person believes. You've simply given your strawmen a bunch of opinions which aren't in conflict with each other in any way.

There is a clear way to structure this that would make it much, much clearer what your point is but I don't really expect you to rub your one braincell against itself.

>>718435978
It's okay when _I_ do it. Me good. You bad. Capiche?

>>718435425
That’s where Kris gets them nonbineyness from

>>718428459 (OP)
If toby actually gives us De/ss/ it would make Deltarune the greatest game of all time

>>718436318
Except that's not what's happening you retarded niggeroid. Kris doesn't come up and say "I AM A NONBINARY GENDERQUEER FAGGOTFLUID FAIRY WITH BEM/BEEX PRONOUNS"

If you ban people for referring to Kris as a male, but then accept people doing the same thing by declaring dess to be trans or asgore to be gay, you are a hypocrite.

>>718436227
why?

>>718436527
>
You've really lost it. Try to actually pay attention to what people say in posts rather than just imagine up what they might be saying every single time you reply.

And, that would be a really interesting point to make about Kris's whole gender thing and start up a big argument and debate. On Twitter. On Reddit. But instead you're on 4chan and arguing with nobody who holds any of these opinions.

>>718428459 (OP)
Deer pussy does wild things to a man

>>718436318
>strawman
>it doesn't happen trust me
You fucking kidding me? Even in these threads sometimes people shit and cry about people calling kris a he. Everywhere else you get dogpiled for even accidentally referring to Kris as he and in the next post people will post art of Susie being a tranny.

>>718436487
Disregard that, he has the unique opportunity to go down in history by making the first high-profile HMOFA romance in media. We can only hope that reaction to "I won" post had emboldened him and he won't piss away this unique opportunity in favor of making another by-the-numbers yurislop.

>>718437116
I'm with you there too brother but I just can't see him having the self control to deny his shitty fetish.

>>718437116
It’s gonna end with Suselle and you know it

>>718436846
>"You promised" = "Would you kindly"

>>718437330
carol should be fatter

>>718433991
both of them are bad people in different ways. we just don't know how bad asgore is yet.

>>718431870
Kris being molested as a kid by Dess would explain a lot

>>718433423
Total Asgore Victory

>>718438093
It’s not molestation if he liked it

>>718435882
Kruselle ending to bring peace to the earth.

>>718435882
ONE spidergirl existing, she doesn't have to be Muffet, just a simple spidergirl
please Toby

>>718428459 (OP)
>Tranny flag
Cease.

>>718438370
Why does everyone draw her wearing flannel?

>>718435882
Make Frisk and Chara female and ours.

>>718437330
>no blond pubes

>>718438491
look closely at the image you replied to dummy

>>718438043
Asgore's only flaw is his bad taste in women. If only he had a loyal and loving wife, his life would've been completely different.

>>718438370
Someone in these threads edited it out once but I don’t think I saved it

>>718438491
What else she is supposed to wear?

>>718438590
kris' life is being setup to be pure misery and asgore will almost certainly be a part of that.

What are the chances Toby ruins Dess when he actually shows her?
I've kinda become attached to the fan design...

>>718438735
Kris is a autistic faggot who makes his life worse crying over MUH DESS instead of making friends

>>718428459 (OP)
Fixed

>>718438815
His cool punk rock deer big sister is gone
I can't blame him to be honest

>>718438815
sir, I'm going to have to see your media literacy license.

>>718428459 (OP)
>tranny flag
asgore kill this troon

>>718438370
/k/ris got his face sat on by THIS?

>>718438965
Now THIS is sexo.

>>718438370
I like the idea of Dess being the Chara of Deltarune.

>>718439058
He has a loving childhood friend he refuses to talk to because muh guilt. Hes well liked by his classmates and adults around town. He needs to stop being a angsty fag and move on

>>718438370
DessGODS, what is your favorite Dess design?
I like human dess ngl, but this and that himecut dess in the catti/kris shitpost was the cutest to me

>>718435882
More hypnotized Noelle x possessed Kris

>>718435595
>>718435271
the contradiction is that they call you a bad person for assigning identities to people who don't have them and yet they do the exact same thing

>>718438815
kris probably has SzPD or something
he's a loaner by nature but can really gel with specific individuals, dess was likely one of them
luckily for him susie also seems to be like that

>>718437116
>the first high-profile HMOFA romance in media
excuse me?

>>718437116
>HMOFA
wrong

What’s her endgame?

>>718439235
>Hes well liked by his classmates
Noelle Susie, and Berdly kinda. Snowman is a based racist, MK kinda pretends to be friendly but mostly stands out of his way, Catti dropped him for being friends with Susie.

Hell, even Noelle was willing to throw their friendship in the trash to look more available to Susie. And constantly tells him to fuck off whanever she's around.