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Anonymous No.718430068 >>718430201 >>718430325 >>718430362 >>718430413 >>718430568 >>718430782 >>718430828 >>718431059 >>718431469 >>718432306 >>718432331 >>718432439 >>718434615
Games w/ Retarded Plots?
Anonymous No.718430110 >>718430432 >>718430952
do you not know how angular momentum works or something? also look up what jupiter did to the solar system if you think this is absurd.
Anonymous No.718430159 >>718433131 >>718434571
for thousands of years past, present, and future. humanity was shaped because one man loved playing games. he was the KING of the games actually.
Anonymous No.718430193 >>718430340
Any MGS but Legacy of Kain franchise takes the cake for the most retarded plot ever made in a game
Anonymous No.718430201 >>718430301 >>718430303 >>718430310 >>718430649 >>718432384
>>718430068 (OP)
if this is true then how come when i goto detroit it's not a crater
Anonymous No.718430301
>>718430201
Because that would be an improvement and then Detroit would no longer serve as a warning.
Anonymous No.718430303
>>718430201
what do you mean it's not? look at the state of it
Anonymous No.718430310
>>718430201
Are you retarded or do you just eat chipped lead paint?
Anonymous No.718430325
>>718430068 (OP)
it’s a cool theory but anyone claiming it’s indisputable needs a reality check
Anonymous No.718430340 >>718430434
>>718430193
>Legacy of Kain franchise takes the cake for the most retarded plot ever made in a game
do you wanna expand on this
Anonymous No.718430362
>>718430068 (OP)
>this is what atheists actually believe
Anonymous No.718430413 >>718430672 >>718431060
>>718430068 (OP)
>the old plot is retconned to better explain the current state of the story
>the retcon is even more retarded
Anonymous No.718430432
>>718430110
>jupiter did to the solar system if you think this is absurd.
Pretty wild. Failed star go brrr.
Anonymous No.718430434
>>718430340
The plots from the later games that incorporate time travel of Blood Omen basically stop making sense because of retcons.
Anonymous No.718430568 >>718432597
>>718430068 (OP)
>red rock hits green rock that's painted blue
>somehow this makes white rock
Anonymous No.718430649
>>718430201
it's an inaccurate picture. the surface of earth was still molten when this impact happened.
Anonymous No.718430672
>>718430413
>doughnut shaped earth-moon hybrid

Dumbest fucking shit I've read. Scientists UNIRONICALLY believes this shit.
Anonymous No.718430782
>>718430068 (OP)
>Mass of a 1\6 of the planet hits the planet
>Planet doesn't crack up
>There is still water
>There is still landmass
No. Just fucking no.
Anonymous No.718430828
>>718430068 (OP)
Someone came up with a much smarter hypothesis to explain why the rocks on the moon have a similar chemical composition to those on Earth: both the Earth and the moon were created from the same initial matter, which is kind of obvious, actually.
Anonymous No.718430840
>Histories 2.142
>Thus in the period of eleven thousand three hundred and forty years they said that there had arisen no god in human form; nor even before that time or afterwards among the remaining kings who arose in Egypt, did they report that anything of that kind had come to pass.
>In this time they said that the sun had moved four times from his accustomed place of rising, and where he now sets he had thence twice had his rising, and in the place from whence he now rises he had twice had his setting.
Anonymous No.718430952 >>718431156 >>718431365 >>718432356 >>718434670
>>718430110
That’s not how moons are formed. This is as retarded as saying the planets were formed from some object hitting the sun and causing pieces to shoot off only later to coalesce into planets. Have you noticed the Kuiper belt between Mars and Jupiter never formed into a planet?
Anonymous No.718431059 >>718432663
>>718430068 (OP)
Fahrenheit
>Protagonist is a revived zombie
>Also radiated by aliens anomaly
>And matrix level physics
>Secret society want to control the world
>By freezing everyone
>Also AI
>Hobos are watchers
>Also kid is a key
>And it's a serial killer mystery
Anonymous No.718431060 >>718431283 >>718431872
>>718430413
>we could’ve lived on donut earth if theia had hit the earth a bit harder
We were robbed…
Anonymous No.718431070 >>718431225 >>718431232 >>718431295 >>718432871
Basedence be like
>Your sky daddy doesn't make sense! But smashing things together to create enthalpy from entropy (even if it violates the second laws of thermodynamics) is right, okay?
Stop believing in lame and gay explanations for our existence. Stop believing we are a statistical accident rather than an intentional creation. This statistical accidentalism and goo worship is what leads to the LGBTQ. Our creation is not sacred and is arbitrary, after all. Athiests literally believe we are are created through stars prolapsing their anus.
Anonymous No.718431156 >>718431703
>>718430952
i didn't say anything of that you just heaedcannoned a whole argument. the impact formed a disc which accreted due to angular momentum it's as simple as that. if you wanna call that bs then good luck explaining how gravity works.
Anonymous No.718431225
>>718431070
I mean, it’s alright as long as it makes even more entropy in the end.
Anonymous No.718431232
>>718431070
finally someone itt said it
>i bear witness that there is no god but Allah(swt), and I bear witness that Muhammad(pbuh) is his messenger
nuff said
Anonymous No.718431283 >>718431872
>>718431060
Not possible since the center of gravity still would have been in the hole of the torus. Because of that matter would have been drawn to it. Also there’s no way for centripetal from the planet rotation to create the torus shape.
Anonymous No.718431295 >>718431573 >>718431591
>>718431070
Believing in Abrahamic God is literally beyond retarded even if there's a creator.
>I blew up Sodom and Gomorrah, but Jew Hollywood is just fine, tee-hee. Also, I am omnipotent, but you have free will, lol!
Anonymous No.718431365
>>718430952
dude gravitational disturbances lmaooo
also its the asteroid belt thats between mars and jupiter btw the kuiper belt is further out
Anonymous No.718431469 >>718431593
>>718430068 (OP)
how did north america and canada survive unscathed?
Anonymous No.718431512
you guys gonna actually post video games or continue to type that you suck cock?
Anonymous No.718431573 >>718431691 >>718431969
>>718431295
I'm sorry, did you literally just forget the California wildfires at the end of 2024? God is just. He is in full control of the weather. Meterology is much like therapy, a gnostic kabbalistic heresy that attempts to chain sacred and transcendental phenomenon to Talmudic rituals which try to trick and superceed God. If it rained on your special function, ask yourself why. More often than not you can point to a wicked act you committed beforehand that demanded justice from the heavens.
Anonymous No.718431591 >>718432067
>>718431295
You missed the part where he fucked off and gave us rainbows.
Anonymous No.718431593
>>718431469
Plot armor
Anonymous No.718431691
>>718431573
I like rain though
Anonymous No.718431703 >>718431886 >>718431937
>>718431156
This is still retarded because what you’re saying is that rotation would be caused by the impact from another celestial body which would make it spin so cartoonishly fast it would pancake out instead of just blowing through the glancing section hit. Rotation is caused be an electron gradient due to molecules sheering past each other and extreme pressures, which is also why the larger planets have much faster rotations than the smaller ones.
Anonymous No.718431872 >>718432143 >>718432180
>>718431283
>>718431060
Not a solid torus, but the Smoke Ring from Integral Trees. A gas giant strays too close to its star's roche limit, and is unable to hold onto its atmosphere. The atmosphere forms a giant torus around the star with the densest part in the middle being suitable for life.
Anonymous No.718431886
>>718431703
it's not pancaking out it's breaking apart and orbiting itself. you're completely ignoring gravity and orbits. two massive bodies colliding regardless of rotation will form a massive debris field that will converge into a disc no matter what. it's the most optimal shape. the only way it wouldn't happen is if there was zero angular momentum and they hit each other symmetrically with the same mass, which is unlikely.
Anonymous No.718431937
>>718431703
>it's an electric universe believer
Good grief.
Anonymous No.718431969
>>718431573
There are more wildfires everywhere and almost nobody was killed except for the sanctity of his own creation and not a single child-molesting trans-creating Jew was charred. You have a diddler president hoarding an embarrassment of riches from other diddler elites and God does nothing. Why are they not turned to salt?
Anonymous No.718432067
>>718431591
Great tradeoff to allow Jews to molest children and perform hideous experiments on them.
Anonymous No.718432143
>>718431872
ywnbard
Anonymous No.718432180
>>718431872
Deep cut.

Also I want a game in this setting, with travel based on orbital mechanics and tall lanky waifus.
Anonymous No.718432208 >>718432445
Pretending to be mentally ill has to be the lamest internet personality.
Anonymous No.718432270 >>718432380
>game forces you to make gold from scratch
Anonymous No.718432306
>>718430068 (OP)
I think my favorite impact idea is the synestia hypothesis where earth was completely obliterated and becomes a ball of molten magma surrounded by a disk which coalesce into the moon
Anonymous No.718432331 >>718432476
>>718430068 (OP)
isnt there a similar theory in which something hits the earth, forms the moon, and speeds up the rotation of the earth
then later something else hits the earth in the opposite direction and slows it back down again?
the double thwack theory or something
Anonymous No.718432356
>>718430952
Anonymous No.718432380
>>718432270
>game wants you to make an apple pie
>you must first create the universe and wait 15 billion years

Got halfway through, then refunded the game on Steam. Fucking BULLSHIT and GAY!
Anonymous No.718432384
>>718430201
They stole the crater.
Anonymous No.718432439
>>718430068 (OP)
Metal Gear Solid 4
Anonymous No.718432445
>>718432208
>pretending
Anonymous No.718432476 >>718432619 >>718432624
>>718432331
im not sure but apparently we got seismo scans of w/e hit earth having some of its guts still in the core
Anonymous No.718432540 >>718433037 >>718433195
>game forces you to unveil the truth
Anonymous No.718432597 >>718433808
>>718430568
This happened while Earth was still forming.
Anonymous No.718432619
>>718432476
yea this explains it pretty much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0Z-kYFOBM0
Anonymous No.718432624
>>718432476
those could just be mantle plumes THOUGH
Anonymous No.718432663
>>718431059
>Get the bad ending where the evil guys win and harvest psychic energy from children
>The world looks exactly the same as normal
Bravo David Cage!
Anonymous No.718432871
>>718431070
The universe can be eternal and be set off by quantum fluctuations. Our solar system is the result of a larger star in the past exploding and materials from that formed it. This happened 4.5 billion years ago because of radiometric dating with uranium238 isotopes in zircon crystals
Anonymous No.718433037
>>718432540
So you saying aliens are putting us in freezer before cooking us.
Anonymous No.718433131
>>718430159
It was retardedly based tho. Unironically one of the best fiction plots ever
Anonymous No.718433195
>>718432540
OBVIOUSLY, the Earth is on the inner side of the spherical hollow, and universe is filled with soil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0cXSahtwP8
Anonymous No.718433808 >>718434004
>>718432597
>red rock hits red rock
>this somehow makes white rock
do you really believe this?
Anonymous No.718434004 >>718434304
>>718433808
It's grey and they were molten first and cooled. Don't be retarded.
Anonymous No.718434102 >>718434482
I love the moon, bros.
Anonymous No.718434304
>>718434004
molten rock is red
Anonymous No.718434482
>>718434102
Do you?
Anonymous No.718434571
>>718430159
One man had the imagination and intellect.
Anonymous No.718434615
>>718430068 (OP)
Earth didn't look like that during this proposed impact, retardo.
The recent superstructure evidence also suggests this theory was incorrect
Retard
Anonymous No.718434670
>>718430952
>the Kuiper belt between Mars and Jupiter
You're a fucking retard, just stop talking