Thread 718431724

i fucking despise this

>>718431724 (OP)
Same
the reach is like twice as long as the actual model

Shoot him, bomb him, airblast him, goad him into sentry range, melee crit him, whatever. You have unlimited advantages until he closes the distance.

>>718431724 (OP)
Are you referring to demoknight in general or this unfunny forced meme by a tranny sympathizer

>>718431724 (OP)
his comp video was so fucking gay

>>718431724 (OP)
>RMB as pyro

NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T PLAY THAT IT'S OFF META

EEEEEEEH
ME BOTTLE 'O SCRUMPEH!

>>718431724 (OP)
what about that loadout with a frying pan (though)?

>>718431724 (OP)
I hate when you have like 3 demoknights while the other team has 5 sentries up. Fucking dead weight pieces of shit!

>>718436212
how do i install tf2 if i don't have 30gb to spare?

>>718436305
download WinDirStat and stop being retarded.

it's really obvious that they didn't know what to do in the class updates for the classes that were actually good in the first place

IF I WERE A GOOD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN'T BE HERE IN HELL DISCUSSION' IT WITH YA, NOW WOULD I?

>>718436546
completely disagree

>Star_ clowns on compfags by playing demoknight
>They refuse to play with his team and complain
>Years later they shit out a ghoul who's whole gimmick is HAHAHA DEMOKNIGHT TF2 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ASSOCIATE EVERY THOUGHT ABOUT DEMOKNIGHT TF2 WITH THIS TOTAL FAGGOT WITH ZERO REDEEMING QUALITIES
It really would harm nobody if all these fags vanished would it.

>>718431724 (OP)
I have yet to die to one of those after 10+ years of playing the game

>>718433217
>Spectating a Pyro in our base's sewer after dying on 2fort
>Demoknight comes in and charges
>Pyro airblasts him once
>Demo just stands there like a cat that's been sprayed with water before giving up and walking away
had a laff

>/v/ hates degroot now
what went wrong

>>718437895
skullcutter crit meta

>>718431724 (OP)
What? Demoknights? Go Natascha Heavy. That gun fucking ends them.

Me too.

Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

>Bait enemy demoknight into a sticky trap
>Laugh at their utter misfortune.

>>718433226
/thread

>>718437895
Never really liked it 2bh.
>t. been playing since 2010

Eat shite, laddie

>>718431724 (OP)
>But it's okay if it's Soldier
Fuck off retard

All I want is for a patch to remove the ability to do hard turns with keys.
You want turn control? Use the booties and tide turner.
Shouldn't be allowed both turning and the other shield/primary weapon benefits

>>718440414
>Equips Winger
>Cleanly double jumps over you
>Switches back to Scatter and blasts you to bits
Nothin' Personell ya frickin' cyclops

>>718437823
was this on a fucking virginia casual server like last week or so

AHHH THAT'S GOOD SCRUMPEH

>>718443216
>AH love cheap MEEEEEEDIIIICK!

>>718443048
I have no idea. I'm east coast so maybe, but i think it happened a little longer ago than just last week.

>>718437895
Never liked it as a medieval mode map, but I did like it as a zombie fortress map.

THAT HEAVY'S A BLOODEH sentry

>>718437895
>25% crit chance for melee
Might as well play allcrits if I'm going to play "die instantly simulator".

>>718437102
what is this ghoul's name?
I have no interest in compfaggotry or eceleb shit, I just once had a roommate who was an obnoxious tf2 compfag who played demoman and am worried that he never got around to hanging himself

why did they ruin the funny hand grenade again

>>718450879
people pissed and shit their pants because they were sometimes getting one shot by someone who wasnt a sniper or market garden soldier

>>718431724 (OP)
Funny how the Claidheamh Mòr went from being a garbage noobtrap to being used by giga-autistic trimpers.

>>718436305
>tf2 now takes up close to 30gb
jesus fucking holy mother of unholy christ what the fuck

>>718453562
The game gets ~10 holiday maps per year, but they're only played on casual mode for ~2 months per year. Pure fire bloat.

>>718440416
>shimmies to the right
>schafenfreude as the trolldier fails his market garden

>>718431724 (OP)
Your team is on the last point with 3 minutes left and there's 2 sentries between you and victory.
Who's doing less: the demoknight, the trolldier, or the friendly hoovy?

>>718431724 (OP)
demoknight solarlight or the forced tranny meme

>>718437895
>attempt to play anything other than demoknight or like bow sniper
>get rekt
its ok only on degroot, but any of the other medieval mode maps felt like ass

>>718450879
technically you can still one shot snipers and scouts with it but the geniuses at valve programmed the explosion to happen at demo's body, and not at the dude you hit

>>718455696
Piss off the hoovy enough for him to pull out his minigun and shoot down the sentries

>>718455696
It's easy to say the hoovy, but he might actually get a few of the other enemy fags to cuddle with him in a corner somewhere, thus lessening the threat of the team

>>718450879
compslave medics threw a melty because something could one-shot them in their shitty 6v6 gamemode

That Demoman is a-Nega (laughs)

>>718450794
Solarlight.

>>718457689
AAAAAOOOUUUH
THAT'S RACIST

>>718431724 (OP)
How can you people still play this game after it went F2P and got infected with poors and bots?

>>718458086
There's this thing called the server browser, lil Timmy

>>718458086
>poors
Not an issue
>bots
Not anymore
The real problem right now is the shitty matchmaking. Casual was a mistake and compfags are to blame for it.

>>718431724 (OP)
>when i play demoknight
>have to be inside the fucking guy to hit him
>when someone else plays demoknight
>can fucking hit me from a mile away cuz hurdur lag

fuck this annoying piece of shit.

>>718431724 (OP)
i wish the game wasnt shit

I don't mind it I just hate the dudes that pretend like it's some wacky off class like battle medic and not an actual supported playstyle with like 7 weapons (>>718433226).

>>718437949
This, it's just get wrecked by skullcutter or switch to skullcutter yourself. Boring.

>>718437895
The hit detection on melee weapons is fucking ass. If there's too many people ganging up on one dude, their melee hits get eaten by each other so the demoknight is just going to get fed more heads. To its credit, most classes are usable with Engie being the only one downright useless. It's just demoknights and snipers are just that good all around in the mode that most people won't run the KGB and steak combo with Heavy.

>>718458086
because valve knows that most of the fanbase are addicted retards who don't want to stop playing

>>718463145
Imagine how much happier the TF2 scene would be if they let us play old editions of the game like you can in the Yu-Gi-Oh TCG.

>>718431724 (OP)
I play shotgun soldier so I can just juke this guy with rocket jumps and 2 shot him with my gun

>>718464816
I get WHY they won't but the obvious answer to do isn't fragmenting people across legacy modes.
It's sucking it up that it was a fucking bad idea to listen to compfags and youtubers, roll back all the retarded unnecessary nerfs, and maybe bump the Dragon's Fury up to base 30 damage so it can at least deal fucking shotgun damage without crits.

>>718464521
I would be more than happy to play a different online multiplayer game if the entire fucking industry didn't collectively decide to make every multiplayer fps un-fun eSports garbage.
If anything, I'd like Day of Defeat 2 with fuckhuge teams, you know ANY option for class based shooters besides tf2.

>>718465343
>un-fun eSports garbage
but enough about post 2016 tf2

>>718465620
On the contrary, TF2 basically resisted the attempt to eSportsify it, and the ecelebs to this day seethe that they didn't get to take over the game.

>>718463145
Gunslinger gives you a guaranteed crit after 3 hits in a row and Southern Hospitality has bleed which is fun. I've done real well some games with the engi.

>>718465343
>dod:2
as long as it's still just US v krauts. i hate when ww2 games include brits or commies.

>>718468894
Weren't brits in the goldsrc DOD?

>>718469331
yeah, but i prefer dod:s since it doesnt have brits.

>>718431724 (OP)
I demoknight but only on full moons to use my Headless Horseman Headtaker with pumpkin undead cosplay.

>>718431724 (OP)
I only remember this guy for when he got a 100 killstreak in the quake ctf knockoff mode which caused the valve janny to have an anuerism and make demoknight unplayable in it and add a bunch of anti-fun mechanics if you dare get too many kills in a mode with double damage power-ups

pure demoknight is retarded in this game
hybrid demoknight instead is a fucking menace