Thread 718435569

What game has the best lore?

I'm pretty sure the world revolves around me and anything that currently exists is what I see, hear, and feel at the moment. Everything that I don't gets rendered out to save on VRAM. The world is optimized to fit my narrative, and if I die the whole world goes with me.

>>718435860
honestly this is probably true

>>718435860
>The world is optimized to fit my narrative
Problem is your character is a under accomplished failed normie with no kids/cheevos

>>718436872
What are some essential cheevos for 100% completion?

>>718435860
but what game though?

>>718436920
You have to pick a skill tree and max it to not be an NPC. Either gajillionare, famous artist, or prolific killer.

>>718436920
Kill a CEO
Build a shed
Have a child who isn't a failure
Be remembered 10 years after your death
Get in a newspaper

>>718436920
>Veni, veni, veni
>99% of players have this achievement

>>718435569 (OP)
All flat earth retards are destroyed by the fact that the sky rotates in opposite directions at each pole.

>>718435860
this but me

>>718437171
>>718437242
Post more of these

Post-mudflood Earth

>>718435569 (OP)
What the fuck would even be the benefit of a theory like this?
>okay we live on a globe....
>but the globe is actually MASSIVE
>its also fully frozen and the sun is only 5km wide and hovers above the ice globe and melts portions of the globe to make it habitable!
Shit is just fucking insane
Why deny the globe but suplement it with batshit insane mega ice globe?

>>718437647
Narcissism is a mental illness. They'll make up any shit possible to delude themselves into thinking only they know the "truth" about things.

>>718437242
bro how the fuck would this even work
like what happens when you walk to one of the snowmanball boundaries, do you hit 0g equilibrium when you're perfectly between both, or do you get squished down in to the crevice and can never get out because it's doubled gravity compared to waht you're used to
is this why the government doesn't let you go to the south pole

>>718437647
>Why deny the globe but suplement it with batshit insane mega ice globe?
To dab on retarded flat earth deboonkers

>>718437171
what's the lore reason for prevailing winds on ultra earth

>>718437832
broke: muh math, muh corealis
woke: the gods will it

>>718437763
that's also 99% of cosmology, nobody in human history will ever understand what the universe really is

Flat Earth is fucking stupid because it doesn't fucking matter. What would really change if it were true, honestly?

>>718437908
epic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2JLdymT-LE

>>718437952
It's God no matter how much people will kick and scream at the notion of a creator.
>what's 2+2? and don't tell me 4!

>>718438012
It would prove that everyone in your entire life has been lying to you and everything is an illusion. You have no idea how huge this would be if it were confirmed true tomorrow.

>>718435569 (OP)
I cant believe a single person on this earth cant disprove this

>>718438095
Why would they lie about something so damn pointless? There are real things to cover up. What does the globe even do?

>>718435860
Nuh uh, this is actually me.

>>718437647
At this point this whole thing is a deliberate joke to trigger the debunkers like that anon said. People got so worked up over these things that it becomes funny. Cunningham's Law on steroid pretty much.

>>718438095
As huge as portals to the anime world being real. No shit that crazy made up nonsense being true would be big news.

>>718438095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UDsdVijfP4

>>718438269
unfortunately it's still a real thing and charlatans still sell $200 tickets to boomers to attend their talks about it

>>718437171
MOO

>>718438269
Fucking brilliant

I bet there are still Stegosauri floating in space