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Anonymous No.718435798 >>718435928 >>718436056 >>718436104 >>718436482 >>718436559 >>718436593 >>718436670 >>718436857 >>718436897
>game has unbeatable boss
Anonymous No.718435928
>>718435798 (OP)
That cat really wants to become uma delicia.
Anonymous No.718436018 >>718436849
Why the fuck did she get on the table
Anonymous No.718436040
>boss has a fatal weakness
Anonymous No.718436056
>>718435798 (OP)
orange cats are gay faggots
Anonymous No.718436104 >>718436205 >>718436350 >>718436530 >>718436606
>>718435798 (OP)
wtf was his problem?
Anonymous No.718436205
>>718436104
orange cat
Anonymous No.718436221 >>718436391 >>718436559 >>718436617
Imagine being scared of a cat.
Anonymous No.718436267 >>718436516 >>718436935
Why didn't he just punt the fucking thing
Anonymous No.718436350
>>718436104
Cats will attack your feet when you're not wearing socks. Why? They just do that.
Anonymous No.718436365
>boss is hoist by its own petard
Anonymous No.718436391 >>718436470 >>718436524
>>718436221
Can't you easily stop a cat from having a temper tantrum by holding it up by the scruff? They weigh like 8 pounds.
Anonymous No.718436470
>>718436391
Good luck getting your hand around his scruff when he's in attack mode.
Anonymous No.718436482
>>718435798 (OP)
>another tranimal thread
Anonymous No.718436516
>>718436267
Cognitive dissonance
>this cat is attacking me
>this cat is this lady's pet
>if I respond violently I might hurt the cat and the lady will be mad at me
>best course of action is to run around like a cuck and hope I don't get scratched too bad
Anonymous No.718436524 >>718436698
>>718436391
and have nails and teeth sharp as daggers
what you're saying is basically "can't you just grab a bunch of falling knives? they weight like 200g"
Anonymous No.718436530
>>718436104
The cat had explicit instructions from the chick's father.
Anonymous No.718436537
>game has time trials
Anonymous No.718436559
>>718436221
>>718435798 (OP)
>Showing weakness to an animal
If its smaller than you assert dominance
Anonymous No.718436563 >>718436680
>game is just too fast
Anonymous No.718436593
>>718435798 (OP)
fuck the bitch if her cat goes at me like that im breaking its fucking neck
Anonymous No.718436606 >>718436634
>>718436104
Low testosterone
Anonymous No.718436616
>game lacks climbing animations
Anonymous No.718436617
>>718436221
I understand /v/eddit is underaged but until you feel a cats sharp hooks latch into the back of your fucking neck, you're just an internet tough guy retard
Anonymous No.718436634
>>718436606
and risk getting sued?
Anonymous No.718436662 >>718436702 >>718436708
How do you defend against cat?
Anonymous No.718436670
>>718435798 (OP)
TOXOTRANSMOSIS MOMENT
Anonymous No.718436680
>>718436563
>multiplayer with Brazilians
Anonymous No.718436685 >>718436947
>game lets you tame hostile creatures
Anonymous No.718436698 >>718436870
>>718436524
You act like a kitten's going to rip your arm off, it's a CAT. Pick the lil guy up and say "bad kitty".
Anonymous No.718436702 >>718436786
>>718436662
get a bucket
Anonymous No.718436708
>>718436662
pick up the skin behind its neck, they go limb. you have to act fast and confident though, not scared and undecisive like op webm.
Anonymous No.718436776 >>718436874
Anonymous No.718436786 >>718436924 >>718436930
>>718436702
ok now what?
Anonymous No.718436849
>>718436018
in the real world women get out of the way to safety while the men deal with the threats. The fact this is foreign to you is quite telling
Anonymous No.718436857
>>718435798 (OP)
what the FUCK was his problem?
Anonymous No.718436870
>>718436698
I'd love to throw a feral cat right at your face
Anonymous No.718436874
>>718436776
fucking lost my shit
Anonymous No.718436897
>>718435798 (OP)
Based cat.
Anonymous No.718436910
>game has quicktime events
Anonymous No.718436924
>>718436786
Put it in the bucket and put some books or something on top of it. Then you run away, and by the time it gets free, you're safe.
Anonymous No.718436930
>>718436786
reminds me of that webm of guys helping a sheep that was stuck on a fence and the second they get it out it starts rolling downhill
Anonymous No.718436935
>>718436267
If you would kick a cat over it getting too playful with your feet then you have no business having a pet in the first place.
Anonymous No.718436947
>>718436685
Awww, that last pic, he's still not sure but he's so hungry. W human