>>718436267
Cognitive dissonance >this cat is attacking me >this cat is this lady's pet >if I respond violently I might hurt the cat and the lady will be mad at me >best course of action is to run around like a cuck and hope I don't get scratched too bad
>>718436391
and have nails and teeth sharp as daggers
what you're saying is basically "can't you just grab a bunch of falling knives? they weight like 200g"
>>718436221
I understand /v/eddit is underaged but until you feel a cats sharp hooks latch into the back of your fucking neck, you're just an internet tough guy retard