Thread 718442520

Ever since I have discovered the internet, I have always seen the Nintendo fanboys getting down on all fours licking the dirt off of Mario's shoe.

When did such depravity became a thing.

nintendo has always been the smelly autistic choice. Instead of becoming normal by playing cod and madden, autists doubled down and made a washed up rehash a replacement for a personality

Console wars have been a thing since forever dude

>>718442520 (OP)
kids that grew up playing nintendo are now adults and the consequences have been immense

>>718443913
zero sympathy for ipad parents

>>718442520 (OP)
During the pre-vidya love hotel phase, gangs of uncouth youthful ruffians with pompadours would beat the shit out of each other over who had the better love hotels even though none of these young leather clad bisexual men could afford the rooms. The Nintendo defenders, or Nintedorio as the Japs were want to call them, were known for their vermillion track suits (made of pigeon leather) and sightly undersized pomps. They smelled allegedly of pressed squid and fairly high class shampoo. They quickly disbanded when their leader, Suzuki Mitsubishi Thaddeus Olragkenshi was defeated by the Top Ramen love hotel leader, Perry-io in a brutal rock paper scissors chopsticks penis fight. That's when it began.

>>718444225
>force kid to participate in your shitty religion
>okay
>force kid to participate in your shitty video games
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

:/

>>718443913
How do they manage to reproduce all the time is what I'm wondering

>>718442520 (OP)
the GameCube kids grew up, became youtubers and rewrote history
simple

>post lie
>“hey that’s not actually true”
>WOOOWWW LOOK AT THE BOOTLICKER OVER HERE

spare me

Do you think there were intelevision superfans back when?

>>718442761
cod and madden don't make you normal. if you are ALREADY normal, those are some of your choices

>>718442520 (OP)
Literally since the forced conception of FUCKING console wars.

>HUR DUR U DON'T WANNA BE THIS GAYMER YOU WANNA BE THAT GAMER
>ARE U STILL GAYMING WHEN YOU SHOULD BE GAAAYING?
>ONLY CHILDERN PLAY THESE GAMES YOU SHOULD PLAY OTHER GAMES
>WOMEN ARE UPSET YOU'RE NOT GAYMING
I hate gamer so much it's unreal

>>718442761
nintendo is about as normie as it gets
that's why they have all the best selling consoles

>>718443913
am i supposed to hate this guy
children get groomed on roblox all the time

>>718442520 (OP)
Since executives started a console war to up sales which created the most retarded tribalism for over 30 years now

>>718449674
You should appreciate that he's getting his daughters groomed by pedos on roblox.

>>718442761
Onenof my dads coworkers once asked his 10 year old nephew playing call of duty if he wanted the Nintendo switch
The nephew responded "Nintendo is for kids"

>>718442520 (OP)
What argument did you lose? These threads only pop up when someone gets angry from another thread.

>>718442520 (OP)
Sometime about 1986, about the time the console wars really started.

t. Geezer.

>>718444261
...the plot of this which is depicted in the Kunio Nekketsu monogatari. Ported to the US as Renegade.

>>718449883
The kid is based. Fuck Nintendo.

>>718449956
He's probably mad about the fake switch 2 emulator thread he was shilling earlier but got laughed at

>>718442520 (OP)
>Ever since I have discovered the internet
The world got a bit darker that day.

>>718450182
>>718450262
>t. tendie bootlicker

>>718450373
>t. brainless retard

>>718442520 (OP)
longer than people on this board have been alive, it goes all the way back to the sega vs nintendo days.

>>718450373
Yes.

>>718448626
Yes there were. 1982 was a fierce year.

2600 vs Intelevision vs Colecovision with some oddessy 2 and vetrex outliers. PC had CGA graphics and was a different weight class. There weren't online forums and these systems were rare enough that people were actually sharing.

JP had their own shit going on as well.

>>718443913
>>718449674
getting your kids to watch indieslop instead would probably be a good idea because multiplayer sandbox runs the risk of getting your kids groomed
people just enjoy freedom, that's all, you'd have to ease them into something less free like a video that also requires less effort on their part

>>718442520 (OP)
I'd like to know this too. I was a diehard fan of Nintendo when I grew up with an N64 and GameBoy and adopted each iteration of their successor, but the complete bootlickers destroyed my enthusiasm whenever they would be at my throat over a minor complaint like I committed a cardinal sin. I noticed it sometime during the Wii U era with that pretendo yard who posted here and on Miiverse, now it's the retarded Ericfag calling me his imaginary friend. they're even worse now than the people saying "I play only muh mutur CoD and Fifa games" like this guy >>718442761 because they really know how to suck any enjoyment out of playing these games if you don't overly sugarcoat your commentary of a game. At least Fifatards are contained and easily ignored.

>>718449883
>The nephew responded "Nintendo is for kids"
Now its for manchildren. Pottery.

>>718442520 (OP)
because people got tired of the old Gods so they worship the new ones aka Corporations, Celebrities, Brands etc

Snoy and xbone jealous that nintendo has strong bootlickers and a strong brand worth licking by retards
>muh brand is for smart peop-
If you're so smart why are you bootlicking a losing brand lmao

>>718442520 (OP)
>getting down on all fours licking the dirt off of Mario's shoe.

You mean what Snoys and Microshills do every Smash Bros hype cycle?

>>718442520 (OP)
Always.
I do not remember a time when Tendies did not over exaggerate and there is a reason why the all pivot to Pokemon and SNES nostalgia.
The N64 was not better than a PSX but Pokemon was the rage.
The Gamecube had 10 games and was worse than the Xbox but the Xbox had less hype.
GBA and the DS carried the brand hard during the Wii era. The PSP was better.
Wii U LOL Lmao.
Switch is the most popular game platform... on Steam Deck, and yet there is like 10 good games at most for it.
Switch 2 is just stupid. Too expensive for families when Nintendo was the cheap value option, too terrible to compete with PC fags and less games than the PS5 and the Xbox Series X, let me repeat that, less games than two consoles known for their pitiful library and the performance is still trash.

Metroid 4 will make or break the console and if it doesn't Smash will have MUGEN level of characters to compensate.

>>718448626
Eat a dick, dipshit. Advance Dungeons & Dragons Fucks hard.

>>718449956
He's angry his shitty clickbait videos are getting less and less views

>>718442761
Why the fuck would you want to be ab NPC normalfag sheeple?

>>718442520 (OP)
You have it backwards. Jealousy of Nintendo just got worse and worse when seething schizos realized that their hopes of seeing Nintendo go out of business was never going to happen.

Now they're the only video game company left. Sony and MS are now 3rd party.

I just realized why the caco had a meltdown over the goydeck recently.
Goydeck oled batteries started failing out of the blue and fixing it is a kick in the balls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDO0oH5HY5Y

>>718451880
>Asks the mentally ill tranny
Because conformist unironically do better in life than nonconformist who are all smelly, perpetually unhappy retards like you who simultaneously believe to be above everyone else but happen to be failures in life.

I mean we both know you don't own a home, you are not married, and you struggle to pay your car. You might even use public transportation and all you have to show up are videogames and anime figures? How are you above anyone?
Do you even have a career path?

>>718451678
>Switch 2 is just stupid

>>718451880
>Either you get a completely boring normalfag or a complete retard
What kind of retard is it? If it's Chris Chan tier and has good hygiene I'd go with that, but if it's bad hygiene or they're screeching I'm going with the absolutely bland normalfag.

>>718442520 (OP)
It's a zoomer thing, most zoomers are bootlickers.

>>718452051
Pretty sure Nintendo fans' bad apples got even worse, man. You have Ericfag shitting up threads now when Nintendo threads used to be comfy 5 years ago.

>>718442520 (OP)
2013 or 2014 was the start of it from what I personally observed if you brought a DS to high school prior to then you probably seen as a faggot 2013 Nintendo was in vouge what was the ultimate reason no idea but I remember seeing everyone get really back into it at that time. Lets players were also getting bigger playing old nintendo games, also Nintendo being both safe and "popular niche" you saw merchandise everywhere in stores. The point it became disneyadult levels I would argue was Pokemon X and Y or when Nintendo did the smartphone app shit that just fully hooked people who were buck broken mentally and wanted to return to simpler times so any attack on Nintendo is seen as an attack of their rekindled happiness.

>>718452215
you mean the caco spamming on his own ass to pretend "tendies" are deranged?

Do you inbred animals ever do anything besides these tranny-fueled console wars?

>>718452292
Yeah, Ericfag. Also likes to call people cubies and other retarded terms like OoTsnoys.

>>718442520 (OP)
how new? /v/ has ALWAYS been a nincel board. The mods used to ban people outright for nintendo hate threads and leave Xbox/Playstation/PC trolling threads up all day. Second the big holy N gets criticized? BAN.

>macaco thread
You got raped n gaped so hard your anus is now a jizz clogged crater marked on Google maps
Sony still going 3rd party btw

>Ericfag is here
Do you ever sleep?

>>718452053
>battery glued with four fucking strips of strong adhesive directly on the screen
thats actually fucking evil, i remember the switch just has one tiny square of weak glue and on top of that it's glued to a plastic part to make it easy and safe to unglue

>>718442520 (OP)
As always snoys project
sony fanboys have been loyal cultists for sony's brand no matter what product or division its for. VCRs, cameras, TVs, video games, sony fanboys mindlessly attack anything that competes with sony in any market space

>>718443913
>>718444225
>wanting your kid to grow up to be a vidya nigger
ishtgddt

>>718452053
i kept watching, apparently there's circular cutouts behind the battery that let you directly touch the screen film
which is a problem because to replace the battery you HAVE to remove the superglue strips with alcohol or whatever, and you cannot let any of that shit even so much slightly touch the screen
this is legitimately diabolical for a company that gets shilled as making hardware easy to repair
westoids are fucking monkeys for thinking this is acceptable

>>718452350
Must be rough. What would you prefer to be called?

>>718452850
An Nintendo fan.

>>718451036
>>718452215
>>718452350
>>718452440
>Ericspammer broke Eric so hard he's now obsessed with him
Kek

>>718452440
Do you? every time I get on this board I always see the same anti-nintendo threads. You've been seething all day on that fake switch 2 emulator thread

>>718452951
I'm not Ericfag though.

>>718452330
Yes. We sometimes compare waifus. And we track game failures.

>>718452987
I don't make those threads though? What are you on about?

>>718449118
Normalfags play Nintendo games, but only autists full on culties.

>>718452917
Couldn't be. You hate Nintendo fans.

>>718453089
I hate Ericfag, not Nintendo fans. Otherwise I wouldn't own a Switch 2.

>>718452989
>>718453186

Who's Ericfag?

There's Eric
There's the Ericspammer

If you think the Ericspammer doesn't exist, you're retarded (Eric does falseflag as him, but that's besides the point)

If you think Eric doesn't exist, you're also fucking retarded.

If you go against only one, you don't understand the situation, I've spoken with both, Eric won't quit being a Nintendo-obsessed nuisance on this site, the Ericspammer won't quit until Eric is gone, so, you're not getting rid of any of the two.

Deny the existence of either, and you deserve to get the Ericspammer on your ass.

If you lump either one as "Tendies" or "Snoys", then you're beyond clueless.

That's the state of /v/, enjoy.

>Ericfag goes silent after my picture
Yeah, I thought so.

nintendo won
broke third worlders lost

>>718449118
Yeah there's no difference between granny June buying a toy for her grandkids and the terminally online.

>>718452987
he made another thread crying about getting scammed by a third fake switch 2 emulator? the PS5 emulation progress must really hurt him

>>718453186
Ericfag isn't real. Meds.

>>718453328
I posted it in another thread but:

Telltale signs of Ericfag
>Thinks that anyone who speaks up against him is his made up boogeyman
>Will call people who anyone enjoys classic Zelda a Snoy
>Absolutely despises people who grew up with a GameCube and calls them cubies
>Thinks anyone who has a problem with a modern game does it out of jealousy
>Will not tolerate any criticism of a modern game at all
>If you hint that Switch 2 games are a bit expensive and the hardware is a little underpowered he thinks you are his boogeyman
>When he has a meltdown he will say you lost and got raped over and over and will wildly fire at people
>Thinks that 25 different people in the thread are samefagging

>>718453404
the terminally online aren't buying games with small exceptions like $2 indie slop on itchio and steam
they're busy trooning out, virtue signaling, whining arguing about politics, having a porn addiction, and blaming society/capitalism because they need to get a job to be able to have nice things

>>718453351
>>718453186
>Poorly presented evidence (date instead of post number)
>Waiting not even 5 minutes between replies
Nice diversion tactic faggot, wanna know why you're not doing a good job at it?

>>718453351
>he's bad when he replies to me
>he's also bad when he doesn't reply to me
Certified boogeyman status.

>>718453462
He does

>>718453089
>>718452951
>>718452397
This is Ericfag btw

>>718453505
>his made up boogeyman
So you're denying Eric's existence? Congratulation, you immediately exposed yourself. Retard.

The rest are literally points of discussion that only someone that is obsessed and always present in Nintendo hate threads would know, they further work to expose your disingenuous narrative.

>>718453563
>one of the replies is mine
You're not helping your cause

>>718453525
I don't know, you tell me Ericfag

>>718453563
It's funny how you pretend to sound like the least schizo faggot in this thread

>>718453505
>Concern trolling
Cry about it macaco
Won't make you unraped nor ungaped

>>718453642
Then you're no better than him. Eric is a made up boogeyman made by a guy who thinks Nintendo is perfect and can't be criticized against, and anyone who says anything remotely negative is his imaginary friend. Why are you acting like him with that post?

>>718453653
>Still poorly presented evidence
It's actually funny how little reading comprehension you have

>Ericfag can't even accept photographic evidence
Complete retard

>>718453736
>Eric is a made up boogeyman
the guy has admitted he exists multiple times before lol, with his trips on no less

>>718453736
Why is your handwriting so fucking bad Eric? Do you even have a dominant hand?

>>718453736
And by sounding as insane as the "Boogeyman" you're claiming to totally not be, you're only further reinforcing the point of the many people You lumped together under your actual made up "ericfag" Boogeyman

Ironic how that works huh?

>>718453756
In case if you didn't know, Switch 2 has only been out for a few months. There's only one August 19th when this could've been taken.

Actual schitzo hours

>he doesn't exist
False
>Imaginary friend
It's proven that acfaggot and him coördinate their shitpost raids in discord
Tldr: cry about it macaco
No one is falling for your low iq posts.
Still rapped and gapped btw

>>718453809
hes not only admitted he is who he says he is, with a trip on, hes even doxxed himself like a retard during his sperg outs

>>718453842
I already explained why it's poorly presented evidence, not my fault you can't read.

Anyone can take a pic like that on August 19th

>>718442520 (OP)
Nintendo is the Apple of gaming.

>>718452215
>Nintendo threads used to be comfy 5 years ago.

Kek what delusional bullshit. This board has bleeding out the ass over Nintendo since 2016 when Switch and BotW were revealed.

The juggernaut success of the Nintendo Switch is the biggest prolonged nonstop assfucking this board has ever endured and they've never recovered.

i sleep well knowing i never simped/will simp for a giga corp unlike average /v/tard

>>718453653
can you write my post number on the paper as a quote post and call me a faggot for shits and giggles

>>718442520 (OP)
1983 when they forced all retailers, developers and publishers to kiss their boot after the collapse of Atari and Mattel

>>718453895
Anyone can send these pics at anytime. e sent these kind of pics with "handwritten" messages to other classmates 20 years ago, instead of a switch, it was a hot girl holding the paper

>>718453763
>>718453845
Turns out, the average Nintendo hate thread is full of retards and schizos.

>>718452215
5 years ago the threads were full of "THE SWITCH IS DONE FOR, THEY WILL PUT MARIO ON THE UPCOMING PS5"
what the FUCK are you on about nigger

>>718454002
Ok so now that you've proven that you've been here for over 5 years and still don't know how to timestamp, what did you want to talk about?

I love how tendies play the victim when they clearly run the board.

I love how the macaco acts like he isn't the biggest cancer on the board

>>718454030
To the surprise of no one the kinds of seething retards that spend every waking moment of their day thinking about murdering children because they played a nintendo console are insane schizos

>>718454002
Congratulations! You finally posted a pic that I can recognize as coming from someone browsing this thread!

That's not your switch 2 tho, or your games, I know that little trick, and it would honestly be pretty pathetic if they were, and you were obsessed with this particular subject.

>>718454090
About how Ericfag is shitting up this board whenever you make the smallest criticism of a game in a video game discussion.

>>718454145
No trust me it's the people noticing these people that are even worse :^^^^)

>>718454153
>Write down his actual post number
>Still doesn't accept it
Yeah sure, Ericfag. You lost and got raped as you like to say.

>>718454161
Problem?

>>718452053
I remember steamgoys shilling this piece of crap as extremely repairable yet the average laptop is far easier to replace it's battery than four goddamn hard glue strips.
What the fuck is wrong with valve?

>>718454161
reminder that lying about something, like trying to claim the switch 2 didn't come with a dock, is not "criticism" of something.

>>718454161
Why are you obsessed about "Ericfag"?

And also, why do you care so much about "tendies" and what they think about the Switch 2 or whatever? Why does it seem to emotionally distress you to the point of still replying to everyone here? What are you trying to prove so far when you'e already outed yourself as a schizo? >>718453681

You do realize this doesn't make you any better than "Ericfag" right?

>>718454145
>>718454209
>Makes up person in his head
Just because I criticize a game it does not mean that I want you dead. I think you actually need help.

>>718454269
i still remember when multiple jewtube videos were claiming it had no internal storage and would use proprietary SD cards like the vita

>>718454214
>his
Oh, and now you're pretending to be a different poster than >>718454002.

Can't you at least defend your own post whole still being yourself? Or are you just that used to samefagging?

>>718454306
Because whenever I try and talk about something like TotK and how I wish it was better Ericfag will flood the thread and make it impossible to have a discussion with other anons, and it's absolutely insufferable. I just wanna talk about video games without this schizo calling me Eric and even rejecting my photographic evidence that I play these games.

>>718454378
what does that criticism consist of?

>>718454309
the most sane sony fanboy

>>718454368
Where in my post am I acting like I am a different person? Are you retarded? Nothing in that post conveyed I tried to act like a third party.

>>718454378
>talk about something like TotK
Wait... Are you admitting to be the faggot that spams those daily TotK seethe threads? Holy shit, that's pretty retarded dude...

>>718454412
>he isn't using throar
grim
also what was this a meltie over?

>>718454409
I don't like the direction the Zelda series went. I thought the games were better with the more linear formula and I want to go back to that.
>>718454412
Why would a Sony fanboy own Nintendo games?

>>718454484
>I don't like the direction the Zelda series went. I thought the games were better with the more linear formula and I want to go back to that.
What's your opinion on EoW?

>>718454440
I'm not that TotK guy. I don't make threads. I just join them and Ericfag is always there.

>>718454030
yeah cause the defense squad always shows up lmao

>>718454453
I forget, hes done meltdowns like that a lot, I know he started screaming about murdering children when people were talking about getting switches for their kids and he went ballistic

>>718454424
Oh, good, then I'm still stringing you along, it's actually amazing how you still think I'm the "Ericfag"

Btw, do I speak like >>718453867 him to you?

It has its roots in the early sega vs nintendo console war. It was the biggest divider for kids those days. Some of the kids got older, but never grew up and they were stuck in the mindset of an 8-year old on a playground defending their console. These kids went on to shit up the early internet, because the internet back then was a place mainly for nerds, geeks, enthusiasts and deviants.

>>718454161
Lying isnt criticism, macaco.
You don't get to cry when people call them out either
Sybau

>>718454514
Haven't gotten around to it yet because my Switch fan was getting loud and I was waiting for the Switch 2. Didn't want to play it too much because I was afraid of it breaking and losing the data. Right now I'm playing Age of Calamity.

>>718454537
And who do you think "makes" those TotK thread little guy, do you think their frequency is "organic"?

>>718454571
You are actually talking more sincere than Ericfag. That guy is a troll because of the whole gapped nonsense.

You're arguing with acfaggot btw.
Same retarded concern trolling style of posts.

>>718442520 (OP)
They were always like this. There's a reason "people" like Dobson, Movieblob and that schizo who calls everyone "Eric" are all hardcore Nintendo-troons.

>>718454614
>Lying
It literally happens
>>718454674
Pretty sure Ericfag makes those just so that he can sperg out

>>718454685
And now, I'm asking you to speak with honesty, because, my little dude, it's time to stop ignoring that Eric exists, and that he is, in fact, a problem, bigger than your personal "Ericfag" Boogeyman will ever be.

>>718454742
Eric doesn't exist. Ericfag makes threads and goes utterly retarded in them whenever somebody makes a criticism in his thread.

>>718454729
If this "Ericfag" dude that you supposedly hate makes those threads... Then why in the world would you try to start "genuine" discussion in there? Doesn't that sound incredibly retarded to you?

>>718445449
He is a Nintendo adult, want to take a guess of what his standards are?

>>718454689
If you're referring to me, I don't frequent in Animal Crossing or Assassin's Creed threads.

>>718454802
And that's where you're wrong, Eric exists, has trips, and has admitted to be him in those trips, stop being retarded, or else, I won't blame the Ericspammer for thinking he's you.

>>718454851
Then how come I have yet to see him but see this incessant Eric spammer?

>>718454886
Because you're not arguing in good faith as per usual, acfaggot, you retarded cunt

>>718454886
Because he made the thread you're on?

Does anything come to you when the word "Famitsu" gets mentioned?

Or when >>718454816 posts?

>>718454940
>Another schizo
Okay, who are you?

>>718454952
I never see Famitsu mentioned, and that seems to be a normal Snoy post?

>>718454995
Oh please, ACfag is also a "Boogeyman" to you? Seriously now? You haven't heard about Eric, the Macaco, or ACfag in your entire time here?

How new are you?

>>718455040
Umm... Who said anything about Snoys?

nintendo fans are retarded lol
games for children but they think it transcends looool

>>718455072
I'm referring to the schizo who called me ACfag, that schizo.
>>718455072
I did. People saying Nintendo adult and talking about their standards are usually a Snoy, and there's more than one of them.

I've been browsing this site for years and I still don't know who the fuck any of these namefags everybody obsessed over are, I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing.

>>718455130
Dude, dude, no need to mention Snoys and completely redirect your attention of my entire original post >>718454952
just to pretend you don't know about Famitsu threads

Also, why did you dodge my question? How new are you here?

>I'm referring to the schizo who called me ACfag, that schizo
I mean... Your sealioning is pretty similar to his... Can you blame him?

>>718442520 (OP)
>muh bootlicking
and somehow you can make 5 of those threads per hours, completely immune to the "flamewar" rule of the website. curious....

>>718454484
Good news, there's nothing stopping you from discussing games you like

>>718450262
Why does India hate Nintendo so much?

>>718455235
I don't know about Famitsu threads though. If I do see them I probably just mentally filter them out because I don't care about reviews, sales figures, or whatever whether it be a thread or an Nintendo article.
>Sealioning
GTFO. I've been sincere this entire time.

>>718455239
Who are you talking about? You dont know who creates these threads.

>>718454952
Why did you tag me? What are you on about man?

>>718455351
>GTFO. I've been sincere this entire time.
Um... No, not really, you are being insincere my little dude, also I'm surprised you know the definition of that modern internet slang that you should not know about if you hadn't been called liked that...

On a Famitsu thread.

>>718455474
It's called Googling. Are you being fr?

>>718455330
Why are you obsessed with India?

>>718455584
Their culture is shit. Literally.

>>718455474
It's so blatantly obvious he's acfaggot, the retarded cunt has the subtlety of a jeet at a women's only train car

>>718455530
2 and a half minutes? To notice I posted a reply, write the first justification, quote my second statement, Google the definition, immediately understand the meaning of the word, get and type the captcha, and upload the post.

You do know an easier excuse would have been to simply say that you already know about that word in advance? I'd have less reason to doubt you.

Basic Parsimony, little dude.

>>718455635
Before I was obviously Eric, and now I'm obviously ACfag. Is there going to be another resident schizo labeling me as something? Oh boy, I wonder who it could be!

>>718442520 (OP)
Manchildren. Even mods delete threads randomly for being more active than their constant bumping fanarts threads, like when they deleted Halo and Digimon threads out of nowhere

>>718442520 (OP)
>when
Literally forever. They did used to be called sheep.

>>718455584
Just asking. Maybe the price of Nintendo stuff is too high there?

>>718442520 (OP)
Nintendo has been going downhill and tendies are still in denial about it. Every single relevant Nintendo franchise has a better alternative now.
>Genshin is better than Zelda
>Palworld is better than Pokemon
>Astro Bot is better than Mario

>>718455659
Anon, it doesn't take that long to Google.

>>718454802
Eric is just a boogeyman tendies made to stay relevant.

>>718442520 (OP)
Sir, you have to come up with actual arguments. You can't just screech about bootlickers, cultists etc. every time your lie is called out.

>>718455753
>genshit is dying
>palworld is about to be replaced by a tencent clone
>astroflop was stillborn

>>718455753
Alright, then stop obsessing over them.

>the macaco and acfaggot are both here now
Lel, what's the matter cunt, couldn't hack it alone so you called your pet monkey for backup?

>>718454802
if you on't exist how come mods specifically ban people that make you too sad every thursday, in a see of other mockeries? It's too specific to be a lie.

>>718454802
lol

>>718454161
>smallest criticism
>this fucking op pic and text
You are mentally ill.

>>718455832
Shut up, Ericfag. I'm talking to the guy who thinks it takes a while to Google.

>>718455763
It does to write the post that you wrote, AND google the definition and understand it, little dude

And actually, allow me to correct myself, it didn't take you 2 and a half minutes.

It took you 1 minute and 40 seconds.

See your own examples that's not the actual meaning of "Parsimony" I used.

Check the meaning of the word in the context of Occam's razor and "Maximum Parsimony" explanations.

I actually believe you on that screenshot, you clearly didn't understand the word immediately.

>>718455901
Yeah, well the correct sealioning was the first thing that popped up. See for yourself

>>718455819
Lol in your dreams, maybe

>>718455885
why do you hate your name so much? bullied at school for not sounding latinx enough?

>>718455659
Can I reply this this faggot >>718455753 in a negative manner or will you start crying?

>>718455943
Did it now?

Can you check it again?

You'll notice something funny.

>>718455832
Because the one making those threads is a mod using controversy marketing thread, it's why he even banned people calling him out as a mod. Think about it, most threads Zeldas are
>This game is mid (cover)
>Why zoomers hate this game (cover)
>Why is this so bad (cover)
It's a way to artificially get a Zelda thread up all the time, because tendies can't accept people are not interested in discussing those or the ones who are interested in a genuine way only talk about them from time to time. Just like how mods allow multiple Pokemon threads up or never ban Fire Emblem generals.
Your problem is that you are too old and think console wars still exist when reality is most snoys and xbots moved on or became smarter and jumped to PC, so you feel empty and want to believe you are attacked all the time.
The switch 2 cover plus ragebait op gets spammed over and over and over, be honest, without those Nintendo would lose 80% of it's presence here.

>>718456019
Anon, I'm ACfag now. Keep up.>>718456017

>>718455764
no one has fallen for this

>>718456050
Sure thing, "Eric"

>>718456040
That's the macaco making them thoughbeit, and you know that, acfaggot, you retarded cunt

>>718456035
Post what it says for you. What it shows me is the same as my screenshot.

I don't even know what's going on in this thread anymore. Eric is still pretending to be multiple people I'm assuming

>>718456084
No, that's you faggots making them just like when streamers made up some boogeyman to stay relevant.

>>718442520 (OP)
I used to be that massive Nintendo fanboy during the 90s, trashing on the Genesis for being a lame sportsbox machine and playstation for having "15 minute load times" due to being a CD console.
Then I realized the N64 was shit and all of my favorite SNES franchises jumped ship to Playstation. I realized I was fucking retarded.

I still think Nintendo is better than 90% of western slop but I can also criticize when they're being stupid as well.

>>718456085
No little dude, I mean actually READ the definition of Sealioning, the one you posted, yes, It's the same one I used, but read it.

>>718456040
>tendies
hi, eric.

>>718456040
Nintendies are shy cucks, instead of ragebaiting shit they could just make better threads or accept they don't have to make a thread every 5 minutes, look at the difference here, they shit on Sonicfags too but as much as I dislike furries they just embrace what they like and simply make their own threads without rage baiting

>>718456114
Eric doesnt exist and is just a boogeyman created by tendies

>>718456180
Forgot pic

>>718456186
You keep saying that but no one is falling for it lol

>>718456157
Anon, all you need to read is harassment and trolling to know what it means, and neither of those are things that I did. Seeing that pissed me off because I've been sincere this entire time, and I don't know why you're being so skeptical.

>>718452051
>Now they're the only video game company left.
>Sony and MS are now 3rd party.
coping with goalposts. the biggest Pokemon game right now is a mobile moba. In the real gaming world the PS5 is the last place you can actually buy and own your games without being bound to some online service.

>>718456040
>Your problem is that you are too old and think console wars still exist when reality is most snoys and xbots moved on or became smarter and jumped to PC
Lol no you just jumped from Sony v Nitnendo to PC v Nintendo. About to lose a second time btw, this time act like you've been there before.

>>718456283
Have a (You)

>>718442520 (OP)
When the Switch launched. The Switch's success in spite of its numerous issues emboldened the worst parts of the fanbase.

>>718456259
Umm, you read all of it, as evidenced by the marked section in the screenshot, therefore, you would realize that none of your posts here so far actually accounted to sealioning, if anything, I was the one doing the sealioning to you, this has two implications:

1. You're too retarded to actually understand the definition and got blindly, irrationally mad at me for a word you don't understand

Or.

2. You fell for my bait, ACfag, you were already told a fake definition of Sealioning in one of the many Famitsu threads that misused the word on you, therefore, your mind immediately assumed I was referring to the actual manipulation technique you're using right now: Gaslighting, you conditioned yourself to be strung along by me during this entire conversation and wasted your time proving your innocence to someone that clearly doesn't believe you.

Either way, checkmate, retard.

>>718456442
>Says I am trolling or harassing in some way
>Wtf no I am not
>You're right you weren't, that makes you a retard!
Fuck off

>>718456524
Lol, it's actually amazing how you don't understand how I caught you.

Then again, you have been pretending to be retarded for so long, you might have actually become retarded.

>>718456442
Also, I am still not ACfag, and I am not Eric either. This just tells me YOU are the retard, so congrats.

>>718456613
Woah, you actually got mad, guess I actually touched a nerve.

>>718456589
I'm not ACfag though. You're just as bad as Ericfag.

>>718442520 (OP)
1988? 87? Around there

>>718456648
>Nuh uh
Yep, that's all you have left, please stop embarrassing yourself...

>>718456635
Yes, because being called Eric a bunch of times only to have another schizo call me out and call me somebody else is annoying.

>>718442520 (OP)
>When
1994

>>718456613
>I'm just another schizo spending an entire thread drawing attention to myself in a Nintendo thread
Cool just keep the complaining to a low roar, some of us have jobs to get to in the morning.

>>718456690
Remember that you are the schizo, proven even, ACfag
>>718453681

And remember, every time you become unable to not reply to my posts, you dig yourself in a deeper grave, it's your personal flaw, and I know it.

>>718443913
>robux rewards for beating bosses in kirby or zelda

thats the saddest thing I've read all day

>>718456780
>>718456795
Okay fine, I'll play along. Yes, I am ACfag. Gonna play NH now.

>>718442520 (OP)
war never changes

>>718456854
Thanks god

>>718456906
I love Isabelle, I wanna cum over her little bells.

>>718456934
Oh I get it. ACfag would never say that so you're totally not him because you said that and he wouldnt.

>>718457008
Would ACfag ever do this?

>blatant flame war thread
>up for 5+ hours
Great job mods

wonder what bad news for snoy/westoids or good news for nintendo/japan are gonna drop when he's been melting down this badly all week

>>718457128
sony has china

Also what did Nintendo mean by this? Makes me wanna fuck Rex.

>>718457071
He just did

>>718457304
Either I prove my innocence, or I make you think ACfag is posting shota. Win win I guess.

>>718456934
>>718457071
>>718457283
>>718457387
Weren't you going to play NH?

>>718457424
I dunno ' 3 '

>>718457462
By the way ACfag, please stop gaslighting people into thinking your boyfriend Eric doesn't exist, the gig is up, it was up a long time ago.

>>718457514
It's true. Eric and I are boyfriends and we imagine fucking each other as shotas. He is Lan, and I am MegaMan.exe in our fantasies. I also like to post in Battle Network threads with him.

Me and Eric

>>718456881
Devin was right all along
>>718454378
You're better off using any altchan for Nintendo focus discussions, this place is polluted with shitskins

>>718457707
Is there an altchan that isn't completely dead though?

>>718450262
>2018-12

What's wrong? Why aren't you replying to me anymore, oniichan?

>Spend 6 months convincing yourself you can turn Switch 2 into a tortanic by spamming a tibetan butter churning forum with lies
>It doesn't happen
>Utter hall of anal devastation - it didn't happen because tendies are corporate bootlickers

>>718457843
moe is basically the most active because that's where everyone went during the downtime here
at first you will get dopamine deprivation from only having 2-3 posts a day but then you realize once you substract the fact 99.9% posts here are either literal pajeets or israel bots shitting up discussion, you realize you likely haven't had real discussion here that often, once or twice a week tops

Hey, Mr. AC?
Are you excited for the next 3D Mario?

>>718457973
>2-3 posts a day
At that point I would just use Discord. I've hardly used forum sites besides 4chan because of how slow they tend to be.

>>718458056
If you can't handle slower but far more in depth discussion then you really belong in pisscord or this shithole.

>>718458030
Yeah, it's been almost a decade since the last 3D Mario. Really hope it's not Odyssey 2 though.

>>718442520 (OP)
Tendie fanbois are worse than nintendo itself
Just look at pretendo

Btw, don't forget that I am ACfag and to remind me about the time I posted shotas every time you see me. I will give you a big kiss!

>>718458273
Do you have any insider information about upcoming Nintendo games?
I have reason to believe that you, Eric, and the other guy have insider information.

>>718445449
you can have kids really easily when the only thing you're looking for is a woman with a vagina. nerd retards

Does anyone want to see my Sonic fanfic

>>718458525
tags?

Anti-nintendo fags are more obsessed with nintendo than nintendo fans. This level of hate obsession reminds me of people that won't shut up about that one US president

>>718458381
Big Mario plans to be announced soon for Mario's 40th anniversary. Super Mario Deluxe will be added to NSO, the new 3D Mario game will be released in late November and be a celebration of all of the previous titles. Remake of Mario 64 that includes elements from DS and a "surprise" hinted at. Bunch of Mario merch to celebrate 40 years of Mario.
Also news about Movie 2. Short Mario comedy series free to watch on YouTube will also be uploaded from September to December.

>>718458650
Obama

https://www.wattpad.com/story/307550200-sonic-x-obama-fanfiction