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Anonymous No.718443092 >>718443159 >>718443326 >>718443394 >>718443775 >>718443875 >>718444398 >>718444467 >>718444745 >>718445131 >>718445173 >>718445175 >>718445209 >>718446505 >>718448190 >>718448278 >>718448436 >>718449346 >>718450251 >>718450665 >>718451835 >>718451889 >>718452690 >>718453163 >>718453839
what the fuck was his problem?
Anonymous No.718443109 >>718454015 >>718454396
THE SALACIOUS SHIT SLURPER
Anonymous No.718443141
just a fucked up deviant
that's literally it
Anonymous No.718443159 >>718445150 >>718447208 >>718449604 >>718451070 >>718453961
>>718443092 (OP)
Can we all admit it was a garbage character? His plot was extremely stupid
Anonymous No.718443234 >>718454396
THE PERNICIOUS POOPOO PURVEYOR
Anonymous No.718443326
>>718443092 (OP)
He wants to fuck things up just like frenzied flame fags, but at least he's honest about it not trying to redefine his murderous autism as some return to purity.
Anonymous No.718443349 >>718443543 >>718445147
>doesn't dung you on the spot, respects the rules of the Roundtable
>only dungs you by request
>doesn't arbitrarily invade you, gives you the specifications for the dung zone as well as leaving a message
>helps you on more bosses than Melina
For a Dung Eater he is very polite and professional
Anonymous No.718443394
>>718443092 (OP)
ran out of poo
Anonymous No.718443430 >>718454396
THE CANTAKEROUS CACA CONSUMER
Anonymous No.718443440 >>718454396
THE ONE EYED ONE HORNED FLYING PURPLE POOPOO EATER
Anonymous No.718443543
>>718443349
i'd give him a good yelp review
Anonymous No.718443657 >>718454396
THE DASTARDLY DOODOO DEVOURER
Anonymous No.718443765
He was literally the only correct ending option thoughbeit
Anonymous No.718443775 >>718444153 >>718446102
>>718443092 (OP)
I just don’t understand how George came up with this guy.
Anonymous No.718443861
fucking love eating shit
Anonymous No.718443875
>>718443092 (OP)
The insidious pajeet
Anonymous No.718444153 >>718445247 >>718452980
>>718443775
George β€œSunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning" Martin is a visionary
Anonymous No.718444264 >>718444283 >>718444531 >>718445840
Does he actually eat shit?
Anonymous No.718444283
>>718444264
His name is Dung Eater.
Anonymous No.718444398
>>718443092 (OP)
He got kicked out of Subway
Anonymous No.718444467
>>718443092 (OP)
THE SALACIOUS SCAT SLURPER
Anonymous No.718444531 >>718444649 >>718444951
>>718444264
It's funny because the game never shows him eating dung or even talking about it.

I don't know why they felt the need to mention his affinity for cows or his vishnu worship though
Anonymous No.718444649 >>718444740
>>718444531
>game never talks about him eating dung
>yet his name is dung eater

retard alert
Anonymous No.718444740 >>718446048 >>718446420
>>718444649
>what is namecalling
>what is lying
woah, so this is what a faggot looks like
Anonymous No.718444745
>>718443092 (OP)
He eata da poopoo
Anonymous No.718444951 >>718445073 >>718454127
>>718444531
The only logical explanation is that he steals your shirikodama but this isn't properly explained so he's just a dumb character.
Anonymous No.718444973 >>718454396
THE FOUL FECES FEEDER
Anonymous No.718445073 >>718446491
>>718444951
>shirikodama
is this in the same universe as tanooki testicular gigantism
Anonymous No.718445107 >>718445657
The only good ending if you ACTUALLY know the lore.
Anonymous No.718445131
>>718443092 (OP)
I liked it better when I thought those were pieces of corn stuck in his armor
Anonymous No.718445147
>>718443349
>For a Dung Eater he is very polite and professional
That's actually a common occurrence
Anonymous No.718445150
>>718443159
>Can we all admit it was a garbage character? His plot was extremely stupid
I like the wild badass nihilist trope, Armour was cool. He just didnt land though, somewhat close but I agree.
Anonymous No.718445173
>>718443092 (OP)
he's gotta have a good meal
Anonymous No.718445175
>>718443092 (OP)
society
Anonymous No.718445209
>>718443092 (OP)
Well he is a jeet, so there is that.
Anonymous No.718445247
>>718444153
The diarrhea and fat pink mast were clearly self-observations
Anonymous No.718445657
>>718445107
You expect fags like these to actually know lore at all?
Anonymous No.718445840
>>718444264
no, it was a moniker put on him because what he does and advocates for is vile to the people even outside of the lands between where he was executed.
Anonymous No.718446048
>>718444740
>Crash your car while drunk and drive into somebody, cutting their body in half
>Police arrive to arrest you for murder
>"No well you see officer, I was lying, actually I am a good driver, you're name-calling me by saying I murdered somebody"
>They apologise and leave me alone

Holy fuck can't believe this worked.
Anonymous No.718446102
>>718443775
The more she drank the more she shat and the more she shat the more he ate.
Anonymous No.718446225
THE SINISTER SPHINCTER-SLURRY SLURPER
Anonymous No.718446420 >>718446764
>>718444740
His name is literally dung eater, you fucking retard.

There is no way for you to back out of this one, they named him dung eater.

They LITERALLY made his name "shit eater", there is somebody in those offices that decided his name should be "shit eater" and you're saying they were lying? Are you a FUCKING RETARD?
Anonymous No.718446491
>>718445073
Yeah Japanese people are just wired different
Anonymous No.718446505
>>718443092 (OP)
>extreme anti-establishment character that appropriates images of shunned and forgotten things in the lands between
>the sun is featured prominently in his armor and introduction portrait
>the sun itself is tarnished ingame
what did they mean by this
Anonymous No.718446764 >>718447396
>>718446420
his name is not LITERALLY dung eater just like big boss' name isn't LITERALLY big boss
his real name was robert paulson
Anonymous No.718447208 >>718454314
>>718443159
Some people are just evil just because. There's lots of dung eaters in real life.
Anonymous No.718447396
>>718446764
You're the shit-eater.
Anonymous No.718448057 >>718448292
GO TO THE ERDTREE NOW, YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF
Anonymous No.718448152
Hes the embodiment of Kegare
Anonymous No.718448190
>>718443092 (OP)
Who George R R Martin?
Anonymous No.718448247
Anonymous No.718448278
>>718443092 (OP)
THE PROLIFIC PURLOINER OF PUNGENT POO POO
Anonymous No.718448292
>>718448057
Nuh yeh
Anonymous No.718448436 >>718454396
>>718443092 (OP)
THE SCANDALOUS SCAT SNACKER
Anonymous No.718449346
>>718443092 (OP)
He had one bad day
Anonymous No.718449604
>>718443159
You could say he was an extremely shitty character
Anonymous No.718449748 >>718450740
>pay George RR Martin a gorillion dollars to write your game
>Heres your villain, bro.
Anonymous No.718450251
>>718443092 (OP)
He really likes the horned omen
Anonymous No.718450665
>>718443092 (OP)
He's quite literally just Old King but in Souls
Anonymous No.718450740
>>718449748
I will remember the loathsome dung eater more than 99% of other video game antagonists
Anonymous No.718451070 >>718454364
>>718443159
Ironically he makes more sense after the DLC
Turns out admiring the modern bloodcursed result of a fucked up culture that practiced asceticism and degradation as the norm because you were to ugly for the culture based around bounty and life leads to weird fucking places unless you accept the absolute destruction of our sense of self.
Anonymous No.718451835
>>718443092 (OP)
The dung eater xDDD

He eat poop xd
Anonymous No.718451889
>>718443092 (OP)
Does it really make sense to hang someone with their armor on?
Anonymous No.718452091
They should have made him female. She would outclass Ranni.
Anonymous No.718452130 >>718452656 >>718454232
Anonymous No.718452656
>>718452130
Ranni is a doll
Anonymous No.718452690 >>718452776 >>718452845
>>718443092 (OP)
When everyone is cursed, no one will be. The absolutely fucked part is that he would have just restored Hornsent civilization and would probably be considered Hornsent Jesus.
Anonymous No.718452776
>>718452690
>dungsent
Anonymous No.718452845 >>718453483
>>718452690
>When everyone is cursed, no one will be.
this but set on fire and burned into the primordial ashes
Anonymous No.718452980
>>718444153
The King of Scat
Anonymous No.718453163
>>718443092 (OP)
Obscure nip lore says the soul is stored in the prostate
He ate souls
The Loathsome Prostate Eater just doesn't roll off the tongue well, does it?
Anonymous No.718453483
>>718452845
Being one being with other men is gay. Eyes of pee are not for me.
Anonymous No.718453536 >>718453839 >>718455192
Miyazaki can say that PP poopooman became Elden Shit Lord and reigned for a hundred years, and he was shitty and foul. But Miyazaki doesn’t ask the question: What was PP poopooman’s tax policy?
Anonymous No.718453839
>>718443092 (OP)
>>718453536
>that sun
Anonymous No.718453949
Miyazaki has a scat fetish.
Duskbloods will have a sewer section just so the vietcong lady can walk barefoot through it.
If you don't appreciate this then you didn't beat the game.
Anonymous No.718453961
>>718443159
Bless you
Anonymous No.718454015
>>718443109
So that's what it means
Anonymous No.718454127
>>718444951
I now remember the nobles literally stealing your shit in sekiro.
I hate this world.
Anonymous No.718454232
>>718452130
Two dungs
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.718454314
>>718447208
Good morning dahlit, today I will make you suffer simply because I have the power to do so.
Anonymous No.718454364
>>718451070
Damn...
Anonymous No.718454396
>>718443109
>>718443234
>>718443430
>>718443440
>>718443657
>>718444973
>>718448436
sirs...
Anonymous No.718454693
THE BARBAROUS BACKDOOR BANQUETER
Anonymous No.718455192
>>718453536
He is turning the lands between into Dubai so slave labour and 24/7 pooptrucks filling the erdtree with shit.