Thread 718454418

He didn't deserve it

>>718454418 (OP)
it was kill or be killed.

he was asking for it.

Brutal

>>718454418 (OP)
Ethics is always problematic.

>>718454418 (OP)
perhaps but samus was justified as it was self defense

I don't know why the manual guide whatever decided Samus should be the unambiguous villain here

He was ugly, so yes he did.

>>718454418 (OP)
His death it pretty damn nasty. Also, that underwater boss is another guilt trip from Nintendo.

When a woman says no she means it

Looks like he's an expert in the correction of brats

How were you supposed to know

Kill all Zebes niggers

>>718458756
That's not the break the glass tube to access the water area bullshit

>>718454418 (OP)
He was just trying to show the door for Samus, but Samus would keep shooting him away...

>>718454418 (OP)
>Japanese game
Are you really surprised tho?

I hated the Zero Suit for years, but I've softened on it recently. I could never pinpoint exactly why, but I've realized that I didn't hate the suit, I hated this stupid hairstyle. It didn't help that my first exposure was Prime 2, and the devs are on record saying they made that model look like shit on purpose. If you can give Other M any sort of credit, they haven't used these fucked up bangs ever since.

>>718454418 (OP)
But did she...?

>>718454418 (OP)
"No ugly bastard sex for me thanks" - Samus, probably

>>718458756
Why every Super Metroid thread?

>>718459263
Brawl Zero Suit was the best version.

>>718458756
there's a run button in the controls in the manuel and in the game itself before you load the save

Samus blows them all up anyway

>>718454418 (OP)
Is this an actual Metroid thread where I can discuss Metroid or some kind of meme spam?

>>718460639
you want /vg/, my friend.

>>718460834
>ctrl+f "metroid"
>0 results

>>718460997
I guess you have to shitpost with the rest of us, Pepe. What do you think of AM2R?

>>718460997
Just make one then

>>718454418 (OP)
The planet explodes at the end anyways

>>718461306
NTA but it's the best Metroid game I've ever played. It's on par with Super Metroid.

>>718459263
zero mission is just ugly as fuck in general. the suit itself is a lazy design

>>718461602
Nice. I don't know if I'd rank it that highly myself, but I was very impressed with it. Felt like it was the Zero Mission 2 we never got. Definitely liked it better than the official remake.

>Die to lava
>live right next to a pool of lava
Darwinism

They shouldnt have joined the space pirates then.

>>718461870
I think the my favourite part was the boss fights, and how they rewarded brute force (with good aim). You're encouraged the fire as many Super Missles into the enemy as possible.

>>718461306
There's a reason why it goes in most people's power ranking of the series. It's a fangame so good that it stands with the official titles.

>>718461870
Why does Samus get so many shitty fanart redesigns?

>>718462142
She is already beautiful so you can only make her uglier

>>718454418 (OP)
He was an ugly incel chud that dared to exist near a stacy.

>>718454418 (OP)
wasn't there a way where you didn't have to kill him?

>>718459596
>manuel

>>718462232
you could just skip him
then again the planet will explode so he's probably fucked regardless

>>718461871
It's actually acid though

>>718462232
There's a way to do or not do anything in SM by now, but skipping Crocomire is definitely not dev-intended.

>>718462412
>Disembowel my friend Manuel
>No run button
You fuckers lied to me

>>718461897
Crocomire is not part of the Space Pirates
His skin is melting, meaning he is not adapted to the environment Samus find him in
Meaning someone, or something placed him there, directly or indirectly

>>718458814
>find new power-up that enables you to check every room easily for secrets
>get stuck
>try the new power-up in weird places
>it actually works
finding this out by myself was absolute kino. I feel nothing but pity for zoombrained people like you.

WOOOooooOOOOOoooOOOOooooOOOoo

How the FUCK were you supposed to know genuinely

>>718463702
fire burns wood
>mfw it actually works

>>718463702
a few screens to the left, past the waterfall, there's a room with a wooden bridge like that where you'll find the Herald Shield and a switch protruding from the left wall (you can see the switch pressed in pic related.) Pressing in the switch summons a skeleton ape, who promptly destroys the bridge with his attack.

>>718463702
That's what magazines and gamefags were for.

>>718454418 (OP)
he started it though

>>718463961
I wouldn't really call it promptly, he's half the room over and can easily waste his barrel before he gets close enough. Also I never even realized that pressing that switch spawned him. That's a strange thing for it to do.

>>718461870
>charactrer has arm canon
>arm canon is not an elongation of the arm, but an arm without wrist instead
What retard keeps repeating this bad idea? At least megaman is a robot, but samus is a fucking human with an anatomy to consider

>>718464485
No no, this is a different room. It's true that the skeleton ape won't appear near the first bridge until you hit this, but one spawns in the room with you right after you hit the switch, and demonstrates blowing up one bridge so you'll know the other one can be destroyed too. It's a lot like this room in Super Metroid that shows you that the glass pipe can be destroyed, with the exception that it's already broken and doesn't require help from an enemy.

>>718464619
Metroid Prime made the gun big enough for her whole hand to be in there. And anyway you can always hand wave stuff like that off as Chozo magic lmao. Like the morph ball.

>>718461870
Reminds me of Hagane
And Samus in that style of the first stage of Hagane

>>718463702
I legit just saw fire and a wood thing blocking me and said to myself "wait a minute".
I felt like such a genius when I found out people like you couldn't figure it out.

>>718458814
they should've added a tremor-like effect to the glass when you walked on it to hint that it was not very stable and easy to destroy

>>718458756
>>718463702
Okay I'm starting to think you all might actually be stupid. These are not impossible things to figure out after an hour tops, I did these as a kid.

>>718469489
>I'm starting to think you all might actually be stupid.
Welcome to /v/.

>>718469327
kino

It's unironically the best music in the series, even though I despise Nestroid

>>718456410
>saving a picture of literal cocksucking faggot who bitched out on being edgy just like inigzzz
back to pedoreddit you go!